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Chapter 18 Happy Life =v=

Five days later...

Eggplant was drawing in the house during the rare holiday when suddenly Bai Ze broke in and grabbed him anxiously:

"Eggplant! Let me hide for a while! Don't tell the ghost lamp!!"

After speaking, he ran into the toilet.

"Eh—? Master Bai Ze?"

Eggplant looked over and tilted his head to express his bewilderment.

"Ah!" Tang Gua was thrown out of the toilet.

"What's the matter, Lord Bai Ze, you look like you're being chased by a monster." Tang Gua rubbed the back of his head that was sore from the fall, and there was a black line.

"It's a monster." Eggplant took a paintbrush and dipped it into the paint, then flicked it handsomely, and flung the paint onto the paper with a snap.

Tang Gua wiped his face speechlessly, and roared:

"I just washed my face! Sprinkle me with paint again!!"

"I can't help it," Eggplant stared intently at the drawing board, "This is the way to draw in this form of painting!"

"What kind of painting do you care about! Anyway..."

Before Tang Gua could finish complaining, he was forced to shut his mouth by a strong pressure behind him.

"Hou (onomatopoeia), escaped here." Ghost Lantern stepped in and put his hand on the door frame—the door frame was cracked.

Ah ah ah my love with eggplant. Nest [Eh? ⊙_⊙]! ! !Tang Gua held his face and screamed silently!

Let go of that door frame! !

"Master Ghost Lantern." Grabbing the eggplant drawing board and running to Ghost Lantern, Tang Gua had only one sentence in his mind:

Let go of that door frame! !

"Master Ghost Lantern, Eggplant recently drew a new form of painting, take a look!"

Let go of that door frame! !

The ghost lamp finally let go of the door frame, but didn't pick up the painting, but walked straight to the toilet with a red rope:

"I'm sorry. Wait until I tie up Bai Zesang [what?!], and then look at it."

"........." Tang Gua held up the painting with black lines all over his face and looked at Ghost Lamp's handsome back. Eggplant swayed over slowly, took the drawing board, and flicked Tang Gua's face with paint.

There was clanging and fighting sounds from the toilet...

Let go of that toilet T▽T... Tang Gua wiped her face and wept silently...

"Let me go, you evil ghost..." Bai Ze struggled, but was still tied up by the ghost lamp, even his legs were tied up, and he couldn't even walk.

So Eggplant and Tanggua saw Ghost Lantern coming out of the dilapidated toilet with Bai Ze on his shoulders.

Eggplant: "Ah—Master Bai Ze is tied up! It's like a work of art =▽="

Tang Gua: "The toilet... the toilet is ruined... T▽T"

Ghost Lantern threw Bai Ze onto the ground aside, sat down by himself and began to watch Eggplant draw.

Tang Gua [heart]: ...Master Bai Ze is so miserable...

Bai Ze, who was roughly thrown on the ground, didn't snort, as if he had made up his mind to die of pain without making a sound, and just rolled on the ground by himself, with the slightest hope of escaping.

Ah, come on!Almost to the door!Huh, what is this?Why is it so soft and sticky underneath?

Yes, on the way, he accidentally rolled on a sand painting... made of hell's dirt, a trial work of eggplant.

"...Oops..." Bai Ze's face turned pale, and he wanted to get out of here, but he couldn't help but started to vomit.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."

As soon as Ghost Lantern heard the sound, he immediately raised his head and looked towards the door.When he saw Bai Ze lying on the dirt of hell, Ghost Lantern stood up slowly and walked towards Bai Ze.

Tang Gua: "...pregnant...vomit?"

Gui Deng looked back at Tang Gua, and Tang Gua immediately covered his mouth in fright.

"I'll pay for the maintenance of the toilet." Ghost Lamp turned back in a good mood.

Tang Gua: "Huh?"

"Still can't get used to the yin energy of hell?" Ghost Lantern looked down at Bai Ze with a look of impatience on his face.

Bai Ze retched until his eyes were watery, and he couldn't wipe away the saliva, so he could only resentfully continue to retch while looking weakly at the ghost lamp with tears in his eyes.

If you want, let me go, if you want, take me away from this land!Are you blind or trying to trick me? ! QQ

Ghost Lantern picked up Bai Ze, "I told you to stay by my side obediently."

As he spoke, he pressed someone's head into his arms.

You, he, mother, are more cloudy, Kuo Nuo, Lu! ! !

Bai Ze struggled, struggled!Struggling to no avail! !

Tang Gua next to him couldn't stand it any longer, and ran over fearlessly to persuade him:

"Master Ghost Lantern, Master Bai Ze has just come from the kingdom of heaven, it's normal that you can't get used to the yin energy of hell... just take your time, don't be so rough..."

"It's not a matter of getting used to Yin Qi. This bastard knows that the jailer is on holiday today, so he went to spend the night in Flower Street while I was working all night last night! You think I won't be able to find out if I come back early this morning, isn't it... "Ghost Lantern rubbed Bai Ze's head into his arms vigorously, until it creaked【==】.

"Puff!" Bai Ze finally struggled out of Ghost Lantern's arms, took a few breaths, and replied without showing any weakness:

"You think you're the only man, and I'm not a man? You come here and get inserted every day! The one under me is almost rusting, have you thought about it for me?! I..." If I lose it like this, my integrity T▽T...]

The ghost lamp smashed Bai Ze's mouth with a mace.

"Sorry for polluting your ears. Please continue to have fun and don't forget that you have work tomorrow. Then I'll go first."

A stick picked up Bai Ze【I can't bear to write it down==】, carried it on his shoulder, and then said hello to Tanggua Eggplant, Ghost Lantern carried Bai Ze away chicly.

"Bai Ze-san, I'm free all day today. We can change many ways to let you get used to the yin of hell. Also, remember, now you are no longer from heaven, but from hell." People, they are my people! So just be obedient to me! Still want to find a woman? You are not abusive or looking for a smoke..."

Tang Gua stared at the backs of the two for a long time before realizing:

"...Do you have to pay for the repair of the door frame...?"

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The author has something to say:

Hongkong'er: Thank you for your support, the main text is finally over =v=ahah... congratulations for my first novel! [None of these novels have been finished yet] By the way, there will be a few side stories, one is about sex, and the other is the ending of the heavenly incident.Don't think that the ending of the Heavenly Kingdom incident is not interesting =v= But there is a plot about how Bai Ze became the official pet of the ghost lamp =v=

There is another update this afternoon!

There is another one in the afternoon!

One more!

First release the hundred questions about compatibility.Tomorrow it will be about how Bai Ze became the exclusive pet of Ghost Lamp =v=Stay tuned~

Bai Ze: Wait a minute, Konger, have I been like this since then?

Ghost Lantern: Do you have any dissatisfaction?

Bai Ze: Didn't you hear me say that the sticks under me are rusty ummmmm...

Hong Kong'er: Ah, deep French kiss www Ghost Lantern, come on!

Bai Ze: You don't fucking want to see me do what a man should do, do you?

Hong Konger: No, of course Bai Zesang is a man, of course he should do what a man should do =v=

Bai Ze [surprise]: You promised to let me find a woman?

Hong Kong'er: No, I'm a rotten girl. Men should come to indulge me. Men who are looking for women have long since ceased to be cute. ww

Bai Ze: So...you promised to let me fight back?

Hong Konger: Hey... this...

Ghost lamp [stare]

Hong Konger [Cold Sweat]: Solve the problems of your husband and wife by yourself, if I intervene, I will become cannon fodder T_T

Ghost Lantern: Enough?Then our content today should begin.

Bai Ze: Wait a minute... I have the right to fight for my own ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~

Hong Konger: Ah, the weather is really nice today =v=