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Chapter 19 [Extra] A question about compatibility

The following is the time for one hundred questions without moral integrity:

Hong Konger: Like this, like this, like this, Guibai finally lived a happy (sexual) life. Today they took time out of their busy schedules to participate in our talk show. Everyone applauds and welcomes~~~~

1.

Hong Konger: May I ask your name?

Ghost lamp: ghost lamp.

Baize: Baize~.

2.

Hong Konger: What is your age?

Ghost Lantern: Thousands of them.

Bai Ze: .........um...how much?

Hong Kong'er: ...You ask me...I can't count.==.

3.

Hong Konger: What is the gender?

Ghost Lamp: Male.

Bai Ze: ...Are you asking about the original form or the human form?

Hong Konger: Male, get!

Bai Ze: Hello!

4.

Hong Konger: What is your personality like?

Ghost Lantern: Except for a little facial paralysis, everything else is fine.

Bai Ze: Didn't you find yourself shaking S? ! ! !

Ghost Lantern: Aren't you very happy to be S?

Bai Ze: ...///...I...

Hong Konger: That means Bai Zesang is shaking M?

Bai Ze: No!I am a very manly man!snort!I'm so suave...

Ghost Lantern: It seems that I haven't let you recognize your essence yet.

Hong Kong'er: Master Ghost Lantern, please continue to work hard!

Bai Ze: Stop it!Here is the scene!

Ghost Lantern: Seeing so many people make you excited, right?

Hong Konger: Cough cough.That, Mr. Ghost Lantern.

Bai Ze: Konger, you finally help me once!

Hong Kong'er [whispering]: Master Ghost Lantern, the Radio, Television, General Manager, and Ju sent someone here, first get through the first fifty questions, and then they will leave, then you can play as you like =v=

White Pond:……! ! !

5.

Hong Kong'er: The character of the other party?

Ghost Lamp: Shake M.

Bai Ze: Shaking S.By the way, I am not shaking M.

Hong Konger: Why are you so obsessed with this problem ==

6.

Hong Konger: When did the two meet?Where?

Ghost Lantern: In the kingdom of heaven, I went to learn the trial system at that time.

Bai Ze: Same as above, he also caused me to fall and be caught by the Yellow Emperor.

Ghost Lantern: What did he do to you? ! !

Hong Kong'er: I won't tell you that you met each other when Ghost Lantern was young ==

7.

Hong Konger: Your first impression of the other party?

Ghost Lantern: He was not bad at first, I looked at him with admiration for immortals and seniors.But he got involved with the girl in the second sentence, so he didn't have a good impression.

Bai Ze: I don’t remember, I just remember that he came from Japan.

Hong Konger: Actually, I only remember Japanese girls ==

8.

Hong Konger: What do you like about the other party?

Ghost Lamp: ...

Bai Ze: Oh, it's rare to be shy~~ [laughs] He is cuter at this time haha~~

Ghost Lantern: I like him under me being [beep——] and then [beep——] finally had to [beep——].

Hong Konger: Lord Ghost Lantern, please be patient until the last fifty questions...

9.

Hong Konger: What do you hate about the other party?

Ghost Lamp: Playful.Always thinking about girls.Laziness doesn't work.

Bai Ze: Think girls are normal men, okay? !And don't keep comparing yourself with others, you workaholic! !

10.

Hong Konger: Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Ghost Lantern: It's pretty cool.

Bai Ze: You! ! ! ////

Ghost Lantern: Didn't you also enjoy being fucked?

Bai Ze: I...////

Hong Kong'er [jumps off the stage]: Yes, I'm sorry Mr. Zong Ju, I will tell him well, please bear with me...

11.

Hong Konger: What do you call the other party?

Ghost lamp: Bai Zesan, a white pig.

Bai Ze: Ghost Lantern, Evil Ghost, Shaking S, Idiot...there are so many~

Hong Konger: Oh~ I love each other so deeply~

Bai Ze: Where did you see that!I obviously used derogatory terms!

Hong Kong'er: Don't Chinese wives call their husbands "killing a thousand swords"?

Ghost Lantern: Good job!

12.

Hong Konger: How do you want to be called by the other party?

Ghost Lamp: Husband.

Bai Ze: You are dreaming!

Hong Kong'er: Where's Bai Zesang?

Bai Ze: I hope he calls me husband =v=

Ghost Lantern [stands up]: You... [glances at Zongju, then sits down slowly] Let's play a game of calling my husband tonight.

Hong Kong'er: ...Why do I feel a chill?

Bai Ze: Why do my eyelids twitch?

Ghost Lantern [heart]: If I don't fuck you tonight until you can't make a sound tomorrow, I won't be called Ghost Lantern.

13.

Hong Konger: If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Ghost Lantern: Cat.Very lazy and disobedient.

Bai Ze: Poisonous snake!He is a poisonous snake! !It's cold, but it's so annoying!

Hongkong'er: ...so apt...

14.

Hongkonger: If you want to give someone a gift, what would you give it?

Ghost Lantern: [Glances at Zongju] Something of the same size as somewhere on my body.

Hong Kong'er: Master Ghost Lantern, you can't answer the question properly...? ==

Bai Ze: I want to give you the most powerful aphrodisiac, with a lot of muscle relaxant mixed in it. Damn I have to counterattack once!

Hong Kong'er: Bai Zesang, don't answer like this, okay? T_T Zongju is sitting there, I'm under a lot of pressure.

15.

Hong Konger: So what gift do you want for yourself?

Ghost Lantern: The white pig put on all kinds of clothes and lay on my bed.

Hong Konger: Cosplay...?

Bai Ze: Let me press the ghost lamp once.

Hong Konger: Give Bai Zesang a thumbs up for his perseverance.

16.

Hong Konger: Any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Ghost Lantern: I only have girls in my eyes.

Bai Ze: Keep an eye on me.

Hong Kong'er: ...One is super playful, the other is super possessive... Is it really good for you to be together?

17.

Hong Kong'er: What's your problem?

Ghost Lamp: Nothing wrong.Dedicated to work and caring for his wife.

Hong Kong'er: You don't respect your boss.

Bai Ze: Why do I have problems~ At least I can’t drink too much ww

Hongkonger: I found a narcissistic duo ==

18.

Hong Kong'er: What's the other party's problem?

Ghost Lantern: ...Why do you think I answered this question?He is lazy, full of obscenities, worms, and obscene embryos.

Bai Ze: He can't eat spicy food!

Hong Konger: Bai Zesang, your counterattack is so weak...

19.

Hong Konger: What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Ghost Lantern: Find a woman behind my back.

Bai Ze: I'm not allowed to find a woman.

Hong Kong'er: Please keep pestering me for the rest of my life.

20.

Hong Konger: What did you do that made the other party unhappy?

Ghost Lamp: Bind him.

Bai Ze: So you know.

Hong Kong'er: Where's Bai Zesang?

Bai Ze: Looking for a woman.

Ghost Lantern: So you know.

Hong Konger: Why are you bothering...

21.

Hong Konger: How far has your relationship reached?

Ghost Lantern: I've eaten him up and wiped him clean. He's mine inside and out.

White Pond:……///……

Hong Konger: The air has turned pink =v=

22.

Hong Konger: Where was the first date for the two of you?

Ghost Lantern: I don't remember.

Bai Ze: Looks like you haven't dated before?It's usually him who comes to me to get my medicine and then somehow rolls into bed.

Hong Konger: Master Ghost Lantern, this is your inconsiderateness.

Ghost Lantern: Let's roll around in the peach blossom forest next time, shall we?

Bai Ze: It's not the same as getting out...

23.

Hong Konger: How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Ghost Lamp: If it's a date, I hope it's the atmosphere between the owner and the pet.

Bai Ze: You are enough.

Hong Konger: Do you want to play SM (⊙▽⊙)? !Oh no, I'm playing every day == Humo Bai Zesan...

24.

Hong Konger: How far did it progress?

Ghost Lantern & Baize: What do you mean?

Hong Kong'er: Actually, I don't know what I want to ask in this question.Jump.By the way, your synchronization rate is still the same, so high that it explodes, so gratifying...

25.

Hong Konger: Where do you often go to date?Well no date, jump.

26.

Hong Konger: What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Ghost Lantern: A good bottle of wine.

Bai Ze: To my appetite ww

Ghost Lantern: When he is drunk, then XXOOXXOO...

Bai Ze: ...I will give you a Chongqing hotpot made by myself==#

27.

Hong Konger: Which party confessed first?

Ghost Lamp: Him.

Bai Ze: Isn't it you?

Ghost Lantern: Is it you?

Bai Ze: Eh...?

Hong Kong'er: Lord Ghost Lantern fell in love with Bai Zesang first?But did not say it.Bai Zesang should have confessed first?

Bai Ze: Well...

28.

Hong Konger: How much do you like each other?

Ghost Lamp: Never let go for a lifetime.

Hongkonger【moved】

Bai Ze: If he is going to die, I will die for him.

Hong Konger [moved]: Bai Zesang... Although your confession is very touching, I vaguely feel that you are cursing him...

29.

Hongkonger: So, do you love each other?

Ghost Lamp: ... Love.

Bai Ze: Whoa, whoa, whoa... [Poking Ghost Lamp's face]

Hong Konger: ...I really want to poke...

30.

Hong Konger: What did the other party say that made you feel wrong?

Ghost lamp: Ghost lamp [beep——] hurry up [beep——][beep——][beep——]

Hong Kong'er: ...///0_0///...Forget it, I guess Zongju is used to it.

Bai Ze: Bai Ze-san please [beep——] me.

Hong Konger & Ghost Lantern: He (I) won’t say it ==

31.

Hong Konger: If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Ghost Lantern: He did it until he had only me on his mind.

Bai Ze: If he changes his mind, I can just be liberated.

Hong Konger: Bai Zesang, are you sincere...?

32.

Hong Konger: Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Ghost Lamp: No.Absolutely not! ! 【Smash the sofa】

Bai Ze: ...then...the relationship is good, haha~

Hong Kong'er: Don't be stubborn ==

33.

Hong Kong'er: What if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?

Ghost Lantern: For delaying my work time, as a punishment, I will double the amount owed for this hour in the next time.

Bai Ze: To waste my time looking for fun, as punishment, ask him to lie flat on the ground and let me attack www

Hong Konger & Ghost Lantern: Delusion.

34.

Hong Kong'er: What's your favorite part of the other person's body?

Ghost Lantern: I like them all.

Bai Ze: The horns on the head.

35.

Hong Kong'er: The other party's sexy expression?

Ghost Lamp: Very sexy.

Bai Ze: It's okay...he's paralyzed, and he's paralyzed when he's doing it. ==

Ghost Lantern: Although he is usually quite sexy, I especially want to see his crying expression.It's a pity that he only cried once or twice.

Hong Kong'er: Shaking S's nature is fully exposed.

36.

Hong Konger: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Ghost Lamp: When he was crying.

Bai Ze: Get the hell out of here, you bastard!

Hong Kong'er: Your heart beats faster when Ghost Lantern stalks you...

Bai Ze: Hmm...huh? !joke!

Ghost Lantern: Huh huh, I see.

Bai Ze: Don't let me understand! !

Hong Konger: Digging my own grave.

37 Have you lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Ghost Lamp: Generally don't lie.

Bai Ze: Oh... this...

Hong Kong'er: You don't have to hide it, everyone knows it.

38.

Hong Konger: Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Bai Ze: When the ghost lamp treats me gently.

Ghost Lantern: When the white pig admits me.

Hong Konger: Admit what?

Ghost Lamp: My identity.

Bai Ze: I have admitted it.

Ghost Lantern: My position in his heart.

Bai Ze: This... is not bad.

Ghost Lamp: My technique.

Bai Ze: ………… In fact, my skills are also very good.

Ghost Lantern: I don't need your skills in serving women!I want you to wait on my technology!

Bai Ze: Get out!

39.

Hongkonger: Have you ever quarreled?

Ghost Lantern & Baize: Noisy every day.

40.

Hong Kong'er: What kind of quarrels are they?

Ghost Lamp & Baize: All kinds of weird and trivial things.

Hong Konger: Give a thumbs up to the synchronization rate.

41.

Hong Konger: How to reconcile later?

Ghost Lantern: Do things that he doesn't have the heart to think about quarreling.

Hong Kong'er: Hey~ Good sex. Good luck~

White Pond:……

42.

Hong Konger: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Ghost Lamp: Yes.

Bai Ze: I... oh... I guess...

Hong Konger: Bai Zesang, I remember that your attribute is not arrogant ==

Bai Ze: Because I'm angry now! !

Ghost Lamp: What's wrong?

Bai Ze: What do you say! ! !

after an hour……

43.

Hong Konger: Finally the quarrel is over, next question, when will you feel loved?

Ghost Lantern: When he called my name.

Bai Ze: Ghost lamp.

Ghost Lamp: Why?

Bai Ze: Don't you feel that you are loved?

Ghost Lantern: You called me by my name when it was XXOO.

Bai Ze: ...do you only have XXOO in your mind?

Hong Konger: Bai Zesang...?

Bai Ze: Silence him first, then I will answer.

Hong Kong'er: ... == Jump.

Bai Ze: You! !

Ghost Lamp: Hehe.

44.

Hong Konger: How do you express your love?

Ghost Lantern: The phrase "I only belong to Ghost Lantern" was deeply engraved in his mind.

Bai Ze: Try to respond to him when he is H.

45.

Hong Konger: When did you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Ghost Lamp: Find a woman.

Bai Ze: Huh? !Will... will it have this effect?

Ghost Lamp: Yes.Otherwise, why do you think I don't like you looking for women.

Bai Ze [lowered head, feeling guilty]: That's it... sorry... I didn't notice...

Ghost Lamp [face with paralyzed face]: ... so... (in my heart: so cute...)

46.

Hong Konger: What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Ghost Lantern: I don't know much about flowers...

Bai Ze: His name is originally a plant.

Hongkong'er: ...who came up with the question!Drag it out!

47.

Hong Konger: Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Ghost Lamp: None.Every time before I do it, I will introduce the props to him in detail.

Hong Konger: ...== Bai Zesan, thank you for your hard work.

Bai Ze: Me neither.

Hong Kong'er: ...==...

Hong Konger & Ghost Lantern: ……………

Bai Ze: What's the matter with this weird silence? !

48. Hong Konger: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Ghost Lamp: What is an inferiority complex?

Bai Ze: No inferiority complex.

Hong Konger: Congratulations, narcissism level +1.

49.

Hong Konger: Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Ghost Lamp: Public.

Bai Ze [surprised]: Isn't it a secret? !

Hongkonger: You are already a person from hell, do you think this will be a secret? ==

Ghost Lamp: I announced it to hell and heaven yesterday.You can see that the audience is full of familiar people.

Bai Ze [glancing at the auditorium]: Don't stop me and let me die! ! ! !

50.

Hong Konger: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Ghost Lamp & Baize: Forever.

Bai Ze: Ah, if he doesn't use the mace, it will be a lifetime.If I use it, I dump him.

Ghost Lamp: Didn't you just use it once last night?

White Pond:……

Hong Konger: No wonder Bai Zesang has been lying here on her side in such an enchanting posture today==

White Pond:……

51.

Hong Konger: Good!The boss is gone!Now you can relax and play~ Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Ghost Lamp: Attack.

Bai Ze: Attack.

Hong Konger: What can two attackers do together?

Ghost Lantern: It depends on the skill.The strong inserts the weak.

Bai Ze: Who is weaker than you? !

Ghost Lantern: I didn't say it was you.

White Pond:……

Hong Kong'er: The so-called not calling yourself...Bai Zesang exposed the fact that he was the one who was inserted...

52.

Hong Konger: Why did you make such a decision?

Ghost Lantern: ...because he loves me.

Hong Konger: This is really a surprising answer...

Bai Ze: Because if I get serious, I can actually suppress him.

Hongkonger: true love T_T

53.

Hong Konger: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Ghost Lantern: Pretty good, if you don't care too much.

Bai Ze: Dissatisfied!

Ghost Lantern: Then I will love you tonight =v=+

54.

Hong Konger: Where was the first H?

Ghost Lamp: His house.

Bai Ze: My family...

55.

Hong Konger: How did you feel at that time?

Ghost lamp: I don't know why the desire. The fire came up and directly overwhelmed.

Bai Ze: This place, QAQ, is so painful. The man has no skills at all!

Ghost Lantern: Isn't technology much better now?

Bai Ze: It’s not much better, QAQ

Ghost Lamp [Strike]: ...

Hong Kong'er: ...==...I...protect myself, don't speak...

56.

Hong Konger: What did the other party look like at that time?

Ghost Lantern: I don't remember.

Hong Kong'er: You don't even remember something so important! !

Ghost Lamp: I wanted to overwhelm him as soon as I remembered it, so I forcibly forgot him.

Hongkong'er: ...can't be stronger...

Bai Ze: With a paralyzed face, he doesn't talk much.

57.

Hong Konger: What was your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Ghost Lantern: I worked from night to morning, did you ask the second morning or the third morning? .

Bai Ze: I... seem to be unconscious...

Hong Kong'er: ......... Light up the wax...

58.

Hong Konger: How many times per week?

Ghost lamp: 2-3 times.

Bai Ze: Yes.

Hong Konger: Surprisingly ordinary.

Ghost Lamp: Every day.

Bai Ze: Yes.

Hongkonger: ...You told me directly about twenty times ==

59.

Hong Konger: How many times a week do you think is the most ideal situation?

Ghost Lamp: 35 times.

Bai Ze: Crazy! ! ! !

Hong Kong'er: 35 times...5 times a day...I knelt down.

Bai Ze: ...if possible, I would rather be with girls... T_T.

60.

Hong Konger: So, what kind of H is it?

Ghost Lamp: Normal.

Hong Konger: Ordinary?I do not believe.

Bai Ze: His so-called ordinary is props play...

Hong Kong'er: ... What props?

Bai Ze: If I say it, you will faint.

Hongkonger: No, I like props play the most, please tell me!

Ghost Lantern: So it sounds like you are an expert?Let's chat after the show.

Hong Konger: Okay www, show me your props!

Ghost Lamp [Refreshing]: No problem!

61.

Hong Kong'er: Where is your most sensitive?

Ghost lamp: waist.

Bai Ze: Clavicle.

62.

Hong Kong'er: What's the most sensitive part of the other party?

Ghost lamp: His eyes on the forehead and waist are very sensitive, and every time he kisses there, he trembles all over.

Bai Ze: Those are eyes!Do you tremble when I touch your eyes? ! ! !

63.

Hong Konger: Describe the other party at H in one sentence?

Ghost Lamp: Less cruel.

Bai Ze: He looked unhappy, as if he was forced to fuck me.

Ghost Lantern: I have that?

Bai Ze: Didn't you notice?

Ghost Lantern: Then I will do it with a smile tonight.

Bai Ze [Imagine it, feeling cold]: No, you should keep it as it is.

64.

Hong Konger: Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Ghost Lamp: I like to be with White Pig H.

Shirasawa: I like H as a male character. ==

65.

Hong Kong'er: Normally H's place?

Ghost lamp: usually a bed.

Bai Ze: Yes.

66.

Hong Konger: Which H place do you want to try?

Bai Ze: An ordinary bed is fine.

Ghost Lamp: Mountain of Needles.

Bai Ze [Scared]: Get out of here, pervert! ! ! !

Hong Kong'er: The rhythm of death...

67.

Hong Konger: Should I take a shower before or after H?

Ghost Lamp: After.Because when you want to do it, you just press down when you meet.

Bai Ze: Actually, I think I washed it before H [tears]

68.

Hong Konger: Is there any agreement at H?

Ghost Lamp: Ask him to say "I love you".

Bai Ze: I was asked to say "I love you".

Hong Konger: So sweet =v=

69.

Hong Konger: Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Ghost Lamp: None.

Bai Ze: Hehehe~~little virgin~~~

Ghost Lamp: Better than you promiscuous stallion.

Hong Kong'er: Poison tongue skill max!

70.

Hong Konger: Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Ghost Lantern: Whoever said this will be dragged to hell and I will teach them myself.

Bai Ze: That's boring. Even if I want to counterattack, it must be based on his consent.

Hong Kong'er: Peerless, such a small subject [Crying]

71.

Hong Kong'er: If the other party was raped and raped by thugs, what would you do?

Ghost Lamp: Put the thugs [beep——] then [beep——] then [beep——] then [beep——]……………【The content is too bloody and violent, blocked】

Bai Ze: The ghost lamp was raped.bao?I really want to see it!

Ghost Lantern & Hong Konger: ...

Hong Kong'er [Inner heart: Actually, I really want to see it too...]

Ghost Lantern: Bai Ze-san, let’s [beep——] then [beep——] then [beep——] and then [beep——] tonight. [The content is too pornographic, it has been blocked]

72.

Hong Konger: Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Ghost Lamp: No.

Bai Ze: No, I just feel very unwilling T_T

73.

Hongkonger: If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Ghost Lamp: Go to Flower Street to find a good girl/man for your friends.

Bai Ze: If it's a cute girl who comes to me, I can't ask for more~

74.

Hong Konger: Do you think you are good at H?

Bai Ze: Of course I am good at it!

Ghost Lantern: I'm pretty good at it too.

Bai Ze: No, you are wrong.

Ghost Lamp【Strike】

Hong Konger: Bai Zesang...beware of double retaliation...==

75.

Hong Konger: What about the other party?

Ghost Lantern: Him?Hmm, that sucks.

Hong Konger: Chiguoguo revenge on the last question...

Bai Ze: You are really average, okay?I'm basically in pain!

Ghost Lantern: Then you still want me to go deeper...

Hong Konger: Because it is M...==

Bai Ze: Don't call me M!

76.

Hong Konger: What would you like the other party to say when you were in H?

Ghost Lantern: "Ghost Lantern, I only love you."

Bai Ze: "Bai Ze-san, please [beep——] me hard!"

Ghost Lamp & Bai Ze: ……………

Hong Kong'er: Come here, bring a stopwatch, I'll see how long they can stare at each other, and see if I can break the Guinness record of "longest time to open eyes at a time".

77.

Hong Konger: Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Ghost Lantern: Crying out of tears.

Bai Ze: ………///You…you vile ghost!

Hong Kong'er: I also...want to see...the cutest thing that shed tears...

Bai Ze: I want to see him completely immersed in it.

78.

Hong Konger: Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Ghost Lantern: Not interested.

Bai Ze: Totally agree!

Ghost lamp [stare]

Hongkong'er: Bai Zesang, can't you stop for a while...==

79.

Hong Konger: Are you interested in SM?

Ghost Lamp: Never SM.

Bai Ze: Not at all interested! QQ

80.

Hong Konger: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Bai Ze: Happy to be at leisure.

Ghost Lamp [angry]: Catch it and cry!Fuck until he leaves, I feel empty and lonely, only wanting to make me cha!

Hong Konger: Bai Zesang will not die if he does not commit suicide, please remember this sentence well!Don't think that you are very proud of booing the ghost lamp in front of the public today, I can't protect you tonight!

81.

Hong Konger: What do you think of Qiang.bao?

Ghost Lamp: Something I'm always doing.

Bai Ze: I hate it!I can't feel the pleasure at all!

Ghost Lantern: Really... I have time to read the book and study how strong bao makes people feel happy.

Hong Kong'er: Look, Lord Ghost Lantern really loves you.

Bai Ze: ……………【Although I feel something is wrong, I can’t refute it】

82.

Hong Konger: What is the more painful thing in H?

Ghost Lantern: Basically not, it makes me feel very happy to do it with him.

Hong Konger: So sweet =v=

Bai Ze: I'm glad he's gentle, but he's always rough.

83.

Hong Konger: In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Ghost Lantern: Once... When I was on a business trip with the king, I met a white pig and made it in the room next to where the king slept.

Hong Konger: Oh?What kind of feeling?

Ghost Lantern: The white pig was always worried that the king would wake up, so he kept clamping very tightly.

Hong Konger: Are you excited?

White Pond:……////……

Hong Konger: =v=

84.

Hong Kong'er: Have you ever been seduced by Fang?

Ghost Lamp: Yes.He'll do it when he's drunk.

Bai Ze [surprised]: Is that so? ! !

85.

Hong Kong'er: What was the attacker's expression at that time?

Bai Ze: I don't know, I have no memory at all! ! ! 【Crazy】

Ghost Lantern: I am very happy.

Hong Konger: It is inevitable =v=

86.

Hong Kong'er: Has the attacking team acted too aggressively?

Ghost Lamp: Yes, but the white pig doesn't like it, so it's basically not used anymore.Unless he pissed me off.

Bai Ze: But you get angry too easily T_T

Hong Konger: Why do I seem to know something ==

87.

Hong Kong'er: What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Ghost Lantern: He struggled a lot.

Bai Ze: It's no wonder you don't struggle!

88.

Hong Konger: For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Ghost Lantern: All I need is Bai Zesan.

Hong Kong'er: Master Ghost Lantern came here today to confess his love, ww I have confessed it many times.

Bai Ze: ...The ghost lamp is alright...

Hong Konger: Oh, I thought Bai Zesang would definitely say "I want a cute girl".

Bai Ze: He said that all the time, if I talk about my sister, I'm sorry for him...

89.

Hong Konger: Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Ghost Lamp: Ideal.

Bai Ze: Oh...that's right.

Hong Konger: I have given up resisting =v=

90.

Hong Konger: Have you ever used small props in H?

Bai Ze [Irritable]: I said that props play is the norm.Even the mace is used, what can I say? !

91.

Hong Konger: When did your first time happen?

Ghost Lantern: When sending the drunk Bai Ze home.

White Pond:…………………………………………………………

Hongkong'er: Let's go to the next question, I guess I won't be able to remember this one for a while...

92.

Hong Konger: Was the object at that time your current lover?Heavy, jump.

93.

Hong Konger: Where do you like to be kissed the most?

Ghost Lantern: [Beep——] There.

Bai Ze: The devil always wants me to give him oral sex.In comparison, I am much purer, I can feel it when I kiss my ears =v=

Ghost Lamp: Lustful. Beast!

94.

Hong Konger: Where do you like to kiss each other the most?

Bai Ze: Forehead.The time I want to kiss him is when he is cute like a kid XDD

Ghost Lamp: Eyes.

Bai Ze: Please change the place Q_Q

Ghost Lamp: Why?

Bai Ze: Please note that those are eyes, eyes!No eyelids yet!Do you think I'll be comfortable?

95.

Hong Konger: What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Ghost Lantern: Help him rub the front.

Bai Ze: Hold him lewd, talk, talk, talk... ==

Hong Kong'er: ...Have you ever done it?

Bai Ze: ...forced QAQ

96.

Hong Konger: What would you think about when you were H?

Ghost Lantern: My head is full of white pigs.

Bai Ze: Imagine that I was pressing him...

Hong Konger [facing the audience]: Students, Bai Zesang's spirit of never giving up is worth learning from!

97.

Hong Konger: How many times did you have sex in one night?Eh, it's heavy again.Who made the question?

98.

Hong Kong'er: During H, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Ghost Lamp: I usually wear it.

Bai Ze: I was taken off.

99.

Hong Konger: What is H to you?

Ghost Lantern: A good opportunity to get close to the white pig.

Bai Ze [surprised]: ...I didn't expect Ghost Lantern that you would say such a thing...

Hong Konger: Oh, Mr. Ghost Lantern is so frank!Come to Bai Zesan and give us a frank one too!

Bai Ze: I...Actually...It's not bad to have sex with him...

Hong Kong'er: Everyone is happy to spread flowers~

100.

Hong Konger: Please say something to your lover

Ghost Lantern: White Pig, I love you.

Bai Ze: Well, I love you too.

[Applause, the camera moves to Hongkonger]

Hong Konger: Alright, next...why are we arguing again...

[The camera moves to the two people on the sofa]

Ghost Lantern [chokes a certain beast's neck]: Give me a title!

Bai Ze [struggling]: Why are you so excited!

Ghost Lantern [eyes widened]: Tell me "Husband, I love you"!

Bai Ze: Dreaming!

[Camera moves back to Hongkonger]

Hong Kong'er: ...==Well...Okay, everyone can leave, and then I will go to Master Ghost Lantern's house to see the props they use...But [glance behind] this situation...I can imagine What will happen ww I'd better go another day!Although I really want to see them props playXDDD

The author has something to say:

Hong Konger: I wanted to post this afternoon, but I don’t know why it’s so difficult to write. QAQ I wrote it out, and Emma’s word count is scary! !No wonder it took so long to write QAQ

Ghost Lantern: Mace tonight.

Bai Ze: Wasn’t last night also a mace QAQ

Ghost Lantern: You are not a spirit beast, can you heal yourself?

Bai Ze: I won't take you to play like this!