Help!My cp has become a dog

Chapter 11

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After Gu Jiajia left, I poked the dog, but the dog buried its head in the sofa and ignored me.

Me: Say something.

The dog does not squeak.

Me: Two voices are fine.

Dog: Wang.

I:......

I really treat myself like a dog.

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I suddenly remembered the night of the finale banquet.

I just remembered.

Before I remembered it, Xiao Zhang walked in excitedly hugging the Chihuahua, with a happy smile: Brother, I brought Chui Chui here.

Chui Chui was in Xiao Zhang's arms, breathing while biting his hand.

I gave him a blank look: Then you hug him back.

Xiao Zhang: Brother, are you walking me?

Me: yes yes yes.

After a while, Yu Yi ran out of the lounge.

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Today, there was a scene where the male lead turned white all night for the female lead, and finally jumped off Zhuxiantai.

This is the first time I have tried white-haired ancient costume styling. Xiao Zhang took a random photo of me with his mobile phone, and was going to use it to publish a draft.

Xiao Zhang: Brother, you have to laugh, you don’t look good when you take pictures like this.

I looked at a few photos with drooping eyes. Although Xiao Zhang looked like a strong and macho man, he was quite good at taking pictures.

Me: Zhang, I think...

Xiao Zhang probably thought that I had other ideas, and looked at me seriously expectantly.

Me: I think Yu Yi might like me.

Xiao Zhang has no expression on his face: brother, pay attention, the stylist is still there.

The stylist next to him, who was packing up the makeup box slowly, immediately picked up the phone with a black screen when he heard Xiao Zhang's words, "Hello, hello, hello, um, um, um, I'll be right there."

Leaving the scene at the speed of light.

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Xiao Zhang didn't take what I said to heart, so I repeated it again: I really think Yu Yi likes me.

Obviously, what I said has exceeded the cognition of the straight man Xiao Zhang, he probably thinks that I was starved and stupid by Brother Hui.

Xiao Zhang: Brother, are you hungry?How about I buy you a cup of milk tea without letting Brother Hui know.

Me: Taro paste Bobo five cents sugar.

From Xiao Zhang's contemptuous expression, I read the OS in his heart, and I knew that you, an artist, are trying to cheat food and drink.

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But I really do.

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I was full of thoughts and jumped off Zhuxiantai.

It was creaking and I didn't know what the sound was.

Immediately afterwards, there was a thud, and the heavy object hit the concrete floor, and the scene was in chaos, with black people surrounding it, and a fluffy white one at the front of the crowd.

My leg hurts like hell.

Immediately afterwards, his eyes darkened and he fainted.

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Afterwards, the media concluded: The crew of Wia had an accident and why did it fall from a high altitude, and it rushed to the front!

This year's loyal dog Hachiko didn't like it, and I was the first to dissatisfy.

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I drowsily listen to a dog nagging at my ear.

I wanted to open my eyes and tell him to shut up.

But he said next to me: Why, I actually like you.

My mind was suddenly filled with the noisy voices of CP fans: Oh~ he loves you so much.

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I dreamed back to the night of the finale banquet, in the bustling KTV.

So Yi didn't even want to pick up the microphone to death. The drunk Dabao brother held the microphone to death and didn't want to let go. He couldn't tell if he was singing or impromptu rap.

Brother Hui covered his ears speechlessly: Is there no one he cares about in this circle?

I glanced at the big pink screen, and two lines of lyrics were flashing, take a break and stand at attention, please report, and smile at the first glance...

Under the joyful melody, Dabao's slightly bald head flickered with the light, maybe no one really cares.

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The director came over with two bottles of wine, said a few words to Brother Hui, and then entered the theme of wine competition.

I took the bottle from Brother Hui with ease: Brother Hui just quit drinking because of his fatty liver, let me drink it for Brother Hui.

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I didn't drink a cup, so I was picked up by Yu Yi.

The director got an unexpected surprise: How about you play idiom Solitaire here?

I haven't had time to complain to Yi, is there no wine to drink?Why are you robbing me?He drank tons of tons in one cup.

The director looked at his draft beer mug in embarrassment, probably scolding Yu Yi for not talking about martial arts in his heart.

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With just a glass of beer, Yu Yi squatted by the toilet and vomited profusely.

I handed him a bottle of water, somewhat speechless: Brother, you can't drink, what are you grabbing?

Yu Yi stood up dizzily, staggering a little, leaning against the wooden board of the cubicle: drinking hurts his stomach.

Me: You still grab it if it hurts your stomach?

Yu Yi: You are not young anymore.

I took a look and there was no one in the bathroom, which means that if I hit him, it wouldn't be photographed.

It's really itchy to think about it.

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But his bewildered appearance was somewhat endearing, and I accepted the idea of ​​beating others.

Me: Is it better?

Yu Yi: Is there any sugar?

I guessed that he was suffering from vomiting, so I touched my pocket. Although there was no candy, there was a Ferrero that was secretly hidden, and I handed it to him with some reluctance: I will only have this last one.

Yu Yi: I'll pay you back later.

As he said it back to me, he stuffed it into his mouth. Sure enough, a man's mouth is a deceitful ghost.

I was trying to hurt him, wondering how much snacks a Ferrero could fetch.

Then he suddenly fell on me.

No, no, it rushed towards me suddenly, and my mouth felt the sweetness of chocolate, which permeated the taste buds, as if it was the heart of wine.

I have committed a great crime, feeding a drunk man chocolates.

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The question now is whether it should be the bonbon.

Instead, I seemed to be kissed by Yu Yi, in the toilet cubicle.

Me: Yu Yi, you...

Before I could say this, he bent his 1.9-meter body and vomited again.

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So now the problem is, he kisses me forcefully.

Or he threw up after kissing me.

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I helped him out of the bathroom, just in time to meet his life assistant who was worried, and pushed Yuyi to his life assistant: Your artist is drunk, take him back, I will go back and talk to him They say it.

The life assistant supported Yu Yi, who smelled of alcohol, and looked at me in a daze for tens of seconds: Teacher He Gu, you, you, you steal chocolate in the toilet?

I smeared my lips and it was actually covered in chocolate.

But the culprit became inexplicably silly, and I was afraid that he would say something, so I hurriedly urged them to leave.

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After seeing off Yu Yi, I specially asked the waiter to bring in a box of white wine. Today is revenge and revenge.

Two hours later, Brother Hui looked at the drunks strewn about in the room, and said, "Why, you can make sense of it, you're going too far."

I ate a mouthful of watermelon from the fruit plate: confiscated, pay attention next time.

next time?Colleagues of the crew expressed that there will be no next time.

Early the next morning, I and I, who came back from the morning run, politely asked everyone in the crew group: Next time we have a drink together when we have time.

Until the afternoon, everyone said: No need, no need, Mr. He Gu, you'd better not touch alcohol in the future.

Before the game, I forgot to tell them that when I played and could talk, I was raised by my grandfather's old Baigan.

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Looking at Yu Yi's WeChat, I was in a dilemma, repeatedly deleting the messages in the chat box.

Between repetitions, Yu Yi's name suddenly changed to "The other party is typing..."

I was so scared that I almost threw my phone out. When I stabilized the phone again, it was empty and there was no news.

Before I could figure out what he was thinking, the call came directly.

On the opposite side was Yu Yi's hoarse voice, "Why?"

I myself felt guilty for two minutes: What do you think?

The other side was silent for half a minute: I drank the broken piece yesterday.

I breathed a sigh of relief: that's good.

Yu Yi: Huh?

Me: No, I mean, that would be miserable~

Yu Yi: I didn't do anything after I got drunk yesterday...

Me: Yes, you drank so happily, you were so happy for a while, you even claimed to be the Monkey King, and you did somersaults in public.

Me: Hey, hello, are you still there?

On the other side was a silent beep.

Children are not teased.

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No one mentioned this matter again, mainly because, of course, only me and that innocent Ferrero knew about it.

Even I almost forgot, and it was not because of a flash of inspiration that I suddenly remembered.

Instead, Yu Yi murmured in my ear: Actually, I don't know when I fell in love with you, and I never thought that I would fall in love with a man, but that day, I stood in front of you dizzily , Seeing your heart beating very hard, there was only one thought in my mind, I wanted to kiss you, and then I kissed you as if the machine had really crashed.

Yu Yi: Who knew you would deny your account the next day.

Could it be that I want to tell Yu Yi that you gave me a kiss and then vomited?

We are decent people anyway, thinking of this, I opened my eyes angrily and wanted to argue with him, and my wrapped legs felt a terrible pain.

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Yu Yi was taken aback by me sitting up suddenly, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you didn't say a whole word for a long time.

Xiao Zhang at the door was so frightened that he pointed at Yu Yi, and almost cried for a long time.

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