Help!My cp has become a dog

Chapter 12

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Xiao Zhang didn't have time to listen to my make up, why a dog could talk, and then ran away without a trace.

Me: Xiao Zhang will not call 110 to call the police.

Yu Yi gave me a blank look: unless the police believe a dog can speak.

I can already imagine that scene.

Xiao Zhang sat in the police station: What I want to say next is, don’t be afraid

Police: Don't worry, we are the police, we will not be afraid, please tell me

Xiao Zhang: I saw a dog just now, and it spoke human words.

I suddenly feel a little sorry for Xiao Zhang, who has to bear the unbearable weight of life at a young age.

Me: Don't talk about Xiao Zhang, you just said you next to me...

Before I finished speaking, I heard a voice from outside the door, Brother Hui, who was the tour guide, shouted: Come here, come this way, why do we live in this ward.

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Brother Hui led a large group of people into my ward, with a puzzled look on his face: Why did Xiao Zhang run out crying?Bitten by a dog again?

Get scared by a dog.

I answered vaguely: almost.

Me: What are you doing with long guns and short guns?

Brother Hui turned his head and gave me a blank look, and said to the reporters and friends in a gentle tone that I am not familiar with: Why do we hang on to Wia and insist on fighting by ourselves, come here, shoot here, look how bad this leg is injured Ah, the back draft must be written clearly.

Me: Brother Hui, why did you make me feel like I was dying?

Brother Hui laughed, and slapped me on the back of the head, almost making me stupefied, and said: This kid can make jokes.

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Reporter A walked up to me: Teacher He Gu, I heard that you fell from a height of 10 meters. What kind of professionalism made you hang Wia yourself?

10 m?I looked at Brother Hui suspiciously, isn't it 3 meters?But seeing Brother Hui's guilty expression, I knew it was his bragging rights.

Me: Then I won't hang?You hang for me?

Brother Hui coughed twice, and I: Oh, it’s because the director gave me a lot of money...

Brother Hui coughed twice again, and I was in awe: because I am an actor.

There was a burst of applause in the ward, and the dog slapped the apple off the table speechlessly, and made two bangs on the ground.

Brother Hui: How about taking some photos of your legs?

I politely stretched out my bandaged leg: Come on, come on, hurry up and pat, the wound will heal if you don't pat.

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After finally sending off a group of tourists, the director came back with his assistant director and several executive directors.

The director's attitude was very polite: why are you hurt so badly, why don't you rest for a while.

I quickly waved my hand: no, no, I was just scratched.

The director looked down at the thick gauze on my leg, but the gauze was actually wrapped by Brother Hui for a play in front of the reporters.

Before I could explain, the doctor walked in.

Doctor: Slight concussion, it is recommended to rest for two days.

The director held my sign language with a long heart: pay attention to rest.

Brother Hui didn't speak, but I think he was probably regretting not wrapping gauze around my head, after all a concussion sounds more shocking than a leg injury.

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Why did the concussion patient finally have the opportunity to eat the first meal of the day after receiving the last wave of spectators.

What they knew was that the artist was injured, but those who didn't know thought that the hospital had newly developed a tourist attraction.

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Xiao Zhang ran away for a whole day, and he didn't know what he was doing, and he didn't come back until very late.

Me: If you don't come back, I will be discharged from the hospital.

I was about to explain to him about the time he heard the dog speak human language.

Seeing Xiao Zhang walking over with a serious expression, he didn't say a word, and he didn't know what he was hiding behind his back.

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I saw Xiao Zhang take out a talisman with strange characters on it, and stick it on Yu Yi's dog's head, muttering: hurry like a law.

Yu Yi:  …

Me: Xiao Zhang, is there something wrong with you?

Xiao Zhang screamed again: My dear mother, why is it useless, this dog demon is too powerful!

The dog demon himself may have never been insulted like this in his life.

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I tried to calm Xiao Zhang down and told him that this was actually Yu Yi.

Xiao Zhang: I don't believe it, this is a dog demon.

Why is the child so stubborn?

Yu Yi: I really am.

Xiao Zhang: I don't believe it.

Yu Yi: I saw why you joined Lin Yu's fan club behind your back...

Xiao Zhang held Yu Yi's dog's paw affectionately: It's really you, Brother Yu Yi.

Me: You joined Lin Yu's fan club behind my back?

Xiao Zhang: I did it to break into the enemy.

Me: Believe me.

Let me introduce, Lin Yu is an opponent I have never met.

It seems that about my little assistant being my opposite fan, I can talk about it all day and night.

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Xiao Zhang: Brother Yu Yi, don't worry, my grandmother is a famous witch in the village, I will definitely help you.

Me: We have to believe in science.

Xiao Zhang: Will science turn people into dogs?

I hold Yu Yi's dog's paw: We have to trust grandma!

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Regarding the matter of Yu Yi's confession, I never had a chance to ask during the day.

At night, the defendant Baifang tossed and turned, unable to sleep all night.

But the confessing dog slept soundly on the side.

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There are only two news articles about my injury in the hot search, and one about the deeds of the truly heroic Savior.

I was bored and swiped a few pages of hot search squares until I saw a vote.

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Ask, which CP do you like the most?

1. Why do you want to.

2. Why x Crunchy

3. Why x Assistant Zhang

4. Why x why

5. Why x Lin Yu

6. Why is x so superfluous

I cut a trumpet and cast a random vote for why x why.

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He Gu x Zhenyu ranked second with a slight difference of 100 votes, and He Gu x Yu Yi ranked first.

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Look at it again, hey, even the CP Chaohua has been built for us.

The mood of being the righteous master is really extremely complicated.

I have been on the Internet for many years, and I never thought that one day I would form a CP with a dog, and it became popular again.

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In Chaohua, "All the love you gave has become today's inseparable love."

I kicked the dog.

The dog's voice was still a little angry: what are you doing?

Me: Yu Yi, if you can't change back into a human being, if you are really redundant, you will be completely replaced.

The dog's head came out from under the quilt.

When holding a dog in my arms, I feel as if I have escaped from the world, away from the world of mortals, and become a monk who has no desires or desires.

I really have to find a way to change Yu Yi back.

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Sudden update: Just to explain, everyone seems to have mistakenly thought that Yu Yi had changed back, but in fact Xiao Zhang was scared by the dog talking.