Chapter 13
Chapter 13
: 18cm! 】
"Cut." Little Apple curled her lips in disdain, "My husband is 24."
Xu Jingyan opened his mouth wide, what a fucking chicken! ! !Is it a human being so big! ! !Donkey! ! !ah!It's a donkey! ! !Do you want to eat donkey meat? ! !You are a little girl from every family, can you bear such a big age! ! !You are so lost! ! !Don't play with you anymore! ! !Go away, go away, you bloody 24! ! !
[Yanyan: You are picking animals. 】
Little Apple said: "You know what, when I first registered, I checked the profile of each character, and I only counted this one as the biggest one, so I chose him."
What a loss!
[Yanyan: Can you bear it? =L=]
"How can I bear it? I can't stand it. Besides, he is really capable/I can't?"
Otaku Drunk
[Yanyan: This topic is too challenging for shame. =L=]
Little Apple smiled: "Although it's like this, I still like this game very much. It's very realistic and warm."
[Yanyan: I like it too. 】
Little Apple said again: "Okay then, I won't chat with you anymore, I'll go to another house for a walk, goodbye."
[Yan Yan: Goodbye. 】
After Little Apple took Jiasheng away like a dog, Xu Jingyan immediately controlled Yanyan and rushed to the study.
Qin Xiyan was reading a book when Yan Yan threw himself into his arms.
"what happened?"
Xu Jingyan said softly, "Honey, I love you."
Qin Xiyan's heart suddenly trembled.
"You're not a character in the game, are you?"
Qin Xiyan didn't want to talk about this question yet, he held Yanyan lying in his arms in one hand, and the open book in the other.
Xu Jingyan also wisely stopped asking, and said, "I'm going home tonight."
"Ah."
"The old man arranged for me to sit with a woman last time I went home."
"Ah."
"He said he hoped that I could develop with that woman."
Qin Xiyan's hand holding the book was a little unsteady, so he simply threw the book back on the table.
Xu Jingyan said, "He asked me to return it tonight."
"Get to the point." Qin Xiyan was a little impatient, with an inexplicable irritability in his heart.
Xu Jingyan said nonchalantly, "I know you don't like me not shaving. I'm going to shave now."
Qin Xiyan pushed away Yanyan, and stood by the window to watch the scenery.
Xu Jingyan shaved his beard clean, then came out of the bathroom in tight underwear, grabbed the headset as he passed the computer table and asked, "Do you think my figure is actually pretty good?"
It was vaguely like hearing someone say yes.
Qin Xiyan sighed, Xu Jingyan went out to eat, and sat cross-legged on the sofa after filling his stomach to control the computer.
He has always felt that this computer seems to have some kind of connection with him, as if he can control this computer.
After trying it out, he was really able to control it. Qin Xiyan concentrated his thoughts, first logged on to the official website of his company, and checked the latest news. The company was still operating normally, and it said that he had an accident and was receiving treatment in the hospital. He is currently on leave without pay, pending his discharge from the hospital.
Then I logged into my own chat tool incognito, went in for a walk, read a few people's messages of blessings, and found that it was nothing serious, and I was suddenly bored.
Forget about watching a movie.
After watching two recent blockbuster movies, Xu Jingyan just came back, but he seemed drunk.
As soon as Xu Jingyan entered the room, he closed his eyes and yelled, "Where is my husband! Husband! Come out, I'm drunk!"
Qin Xiyan was in a mess in the wind.
"Husband? Where is your husband?" another voice asked.
Qin Xiyan saw that there were still people in the trough. After so long, he finally saw the second big living person. This is really a happy event!
Come here!Hurry up!let me see!Is it just one day in the cave, and it has been thousands of years in the world!Let me see if the human beings outside have two eyes and one nose, have they evolved!
Qin Xiyan looked eagerly.
"Isn't that?" Xu Jingyan stretched out his hand and pointed at the poster on the wall.
The middle-aged man who supported Xu Jingyan shook his head helplessly, and helped him onto the bed: "I'm back."
"Husband..." Xu Jingyan's eyes were almost glued together, but he still struggled to run to the computer, "I'm back."
Qin Xiyan hummed in pain.
The middle-aged man stretched out his head from behind Xu Jingyan, stared at Qin Xiyan for a long time, and suddenly slapped Xu Jingyan on the head, slapping him to the ground: "Just come out as soon as you come out! And come out with a virtual character !"
"It's true." Xu Jingyan got up and emphasized to his father, "It's true, my husband is real, with a huge root of 18cm!"
Father Xu slapped him again: "I don't care how many centimeters your husband is, either bring me a man or bring me a son, you choose!"
Xu Jingyan pushed him angrily: "Old guy, get out!"
"If you hadn't said that you had a husband when you were eating, I would have come here? This shabby house is not as big as the toilet at home!"
"Roll, roll, roll, roll!"
Xu's father walked out cursing: "I have to live in this crappy place. You say how nice the home is. You don't live there. You can sleep on a bed of more than 5 square meters every day. There are more than 200 maids serving you. The last barbecue, When I order US dollars, you still say it smells bad, so you have to use charcoal fire..."
With a sound of "Boom!", Father Xu's words were blocked outside the door.
Qin Xiyan stared at the two live treasures in astonishment.
Are you serious, Sao Nian?
Xu Jingyan shook his head, opened his eyes forcefully, turned up the volume of the earphones to the maximum, and then pulled out the cardboard box under the bed.
"what are you doing?"
"Drunkenness/sex, hubby~" Xu Jingyan licked his lips, "Tonight I stabbed myself in front of you."
Qin Xiyan: "Are you serious?"
Xu Jingyan picked out a small massage stick and held it in his hand: "Seriously."
The pants were kicked and thrown aside by Xu Jingyan, the translucent panties on the buttocks tightly wrapped his tight buttocks, and a water stain appeared in the front, Xu Jingyan unbuttoned a few shirt buttons, stretched out his hand Touch behind yourself.
"Wait a minute." Qin Xiyan said suddenly.
Xu Jingyan half-closed his eyes: "Does my husband want to teach/teach me~"
Qin Xiyan calmly turned on the A/movie on the computer to play: "Okay, you can continue."
"No! You have to look at me!" Xu Jingyan turned off the video angrily, lifted his leg, took off his underwear and hung his right foot on the table, and immediately had a clear view of what was under him.
The upturned front end and the back pressed with fingers were clearly presented in front of Qin Xiyan under the light. Qin Xiyan turned around expressionlessly, sat on the sofa, and picked up the book that was casually placed on the table.
"Why don't you look at me." Xu Jingyan put his legs down, feeling extremely wronged.
"What's so good about a fart/eye."
Xu Jingyan had plausible words: "It's not good-looking, but it can be done!"
Qin Xiyan burst into tears, brother, please forgive me, I am a straight man!
"At this moment...you still watch A/movies..."
Don’t watch A/movies, how can you cover up your old/second who has already reacted, Qin Xiyan still burst into tears, Mama, your straight son is about to bend, gays are the most terrifying creatures in this world...
"Don't you want to know my origin?" Qin Xiyan asked.
Xu Jingyan was still a little drunk, and nodded hurriedly when he heard this: "Think, think."
"Go and put on your clothes."
"I don't have any strength~ I can't get up~"
"Hehe." Qin Xiyan made a mocking face.
Xu Jingyan still rolled away and put on his clothes silently.
"I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade."
Qin Xiyan sneered: "I also appreciate talent and pity jade."
Xu Jingyan wanted to cry but had no tears: "You tell me."
Qin Xiyan was silent for a while, and said, "As you said, I am not a character here, I am also a human being."
"Then how could you..."
Qin Xiyan smiled wryly: "If I know why I am here, maybe I can leave this place."
"How did you end up on this computer?"
"I was rushing to work, but I was struck by lightning when I took a shortcut. When I woke up, I found myself in this computer, but I don't know what happened. At that time, you seemed to be able to hear me. Later, you downloaded the virtual boyfriend. I just appeared in the virtual boyfriend, and you couldn’t hear me talking until the voice mode was finally turned on.” Qin Xiyan paused and said, “The things in the scene are real in my eyes, and I can use them. Today I found out that I can start to control your computer."
"Oh, yes." Xu Jingyan suddenly realized, "The A/movie suddenly opened just now is the result of your control."
"En." After Qin Xiyan finished speaking, he fell silent again.
"It's amazing." Xu Jingyan sighed, "It feels like reading a novel."
Qin Xiyan didn't speak, Xu Jingyan said again: "That's why you always used your mocking skills at full capacity in the beginning because you already knew that I was a man, no wonder you always laughed at me, thanks to the fact that I was careful to hide it."
Although Qin Xiyan didn't speak, his heart was still very disturbed. What if it was different from what he expected?What if Xu Jingyan reflected his variable to the customer service of the virtual boyfriend, what if he reported his situation to the country, would he become a guinea pig, or would he uninstall the software, and then I was chosen by another person, became another person's boyfriend, and lived this kind of life from then on?
He doesn't know, these problems are unpredictable, but
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