My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 22

After Lu Mo and Li Wei went out and drank too much last time, Yan Su told him not to listen to Li Wei and drink so much, and he and Sweet Potato couldn't take care of him when he got home drunk. They readily agreed, and neither of them noticed how weird this kind of conversation, like an old husband and wife, happened between two men.

Afterwards, Li Wei also came to the house a few times. Although he always likes to flirt with sweet potatoes, but luckily the sweet potatoes have turned into a human being, and his personality is still as soft and cute as before. When he is bullied hard, he will look pitifully at Li Wei, and then look at Lu Mo Generally speaking, seeing Sweet Potato showing such a strict face, it is impossible for Lu Mo not to stop Li Wei.

And Lu Mo could also tell that although Yan Su disliked Li Wei and always came to the house as a guest, in fact, every time Li Wei came over, he would feel much better, and even complained more than usual after Li Wei left.

Thinking of the date with Yuan Zhengwu, although he had no hope for this gluttonous celestial master, Lu Mo also looked forward to seeing him soon.

After dinner, Ge You, a neat family of three, slumped on the sofa, watching TV, sleeping, and playing PAD without any delay.

Lu Mo suddenly remembered something and asked Yan Su: "By the way, I saw on the forum that some cats can also use the toilet to go to the toilet. The owner will add a wider ring on the toilet. Do you want me to change it too?" ?”

Yan Su, who was concentrating on swiping Weibo, took the time to quit and type: "NO"

Lu Mo understood, and after a while his phone vibrated, and when he opened it, it was Yan Su who sent another WeChat message: "I'm not a real cat."

Lu Mo couldn't help letting out a chuckle, watching the black cat scratching the screen without looking up, when suddenly the doorbell rang, Lu Mo went to open the door while explaining to Yan Su: "Li Wei said he was coming today, but he forgot to tell you."

When Yan Su heard what he said, he quickly pushed the PAD aside, and lay on the sofa watching TV like an old man.

As soon as Li Wei came in, he picked up a few takeaway dishes and asked, "Have you eaten? If not, let's go together. I just finished working overtime."

Lu Mo was used to his familiarity and knew that he liked to drink, so he went to the kitchen to get two wine glasses and a bottle of beer and sat down.

Seeing the black cat on the sofa, Li Wei couldn't help being mean again, and stretched out his hand to scratch the black cat's stomach. Before Yan Su could react, someone touched the indescribable place. Seeing the black cat's expression Eyes widened in shock, mouth slightly opened looking at himself, Li Wei couldn't help laughing, and called Lu Mo to see: "Lu Mo, look at your cat's expression!"

Lu Mo was also taken aback, he had never seen such an expression on Yan Su's cat's face, so he could only hug him up and pat his head reassuringly: "What did you do to him?"

Li Wei said innocently: "I just felt it to see if it was male or female."

Yan Su: "Oh——"

Lu Mo Fu forehead: One day you will regret it.

To be on the safe side, he carried Yan Su to the study first, and turned on the computer for him to play casually. I really can't imagine if there will be a murder if the two of them stay in the same room...

I also need to explain to Li Wei that some cats are very sensitive and fragile, and sometimes people’s inadvertent actions may cause their psychological shadows. I also listed a few cases such as the cat I knew had depression and died. Li Wei was a little worried about the matter, and he asked seriously: "I won't scare the sweet potato out of trouble, will I?"

Lu Mo: "It's okay, let him be alone for a while, have you forgotten the last time he tickled you?"

Li Wei chuckled: "I have rough skin and thick flesh, so I don't care at all."

The two sat on the sofa drinking and eating vegetables, because both of them are not small, there is no place for sweet potato to lie down and sleep on the sofa, it is not angry when it is woken up, and it still whimpers softly like when it is a cat. Rubbing into Lu Mo's arms, he looked like he just woke up from sleep. Fortunately, Yan Su's face was very youthful, and it was okay to pretend to be tender, so it didn't feel too disobedient.

Li Wei felt awkward when he saw it: "Why do I feel like a different person since Silly Yu woke up?"

Lu Mo looked at him and didn't answer. He and Yan Su haven't seen each other for so long, so it's hard to say anything.

Li Wei smacked his lips and said, "I found out that Silly Fish is like a little pet now, and it's still the kind of delicate pet that finds its owner tired. Did you go to the hospital again later? What did the doctor say?"

Even if Lu Mo knew the truth, he couldn't tell him, so he could only say: "I have been going to the hospital for follow-up visits regularly. The doctor told him to keep him in a good mood and prescribed medicine, but it didn't work."

Li Wei sighed, and said that he would find a reliable doctor for Yan Su: "If silly fish is really stupid, how will you find a wife in the future?"

"Meow meow!" Yan Su ran out of the study calmly, and by the way despised Zhuang Zhuang who was only thinking about finding a wife.

When Li Wei saw him coming out, he called twice to lure him over, but Yan Su didn't even roll his eyes at him, and jumped onto the bed. There was a pad on the bedside. When Lu Mo saw it, he walked over and opened it. in front of him.

When Li Wei came to Lu Mo's house for the first time, he saw sweet potato playing with a tablet, so he was not very surprised, but thought to himself, this guy really cares about his cat.

Over there, Lu Mo immediately took his mobile phone and sent Yan Su a WeChat message: "Are you okay?"

Serious cat: "Drink, drink, the future will be long."

Looking at Li Wei who was drinking foolishly, Lu Mo seemed to have seen his miserable future...

Li Wei didn't know what kind of revenge he would suffer in the future. He was still recalling the past: "Don't tell me, silly fish was very popular with girls when he was in school. At that time, when he participated in swimming competitions, he won The stands are full of girls cheering him on, ouch." Thinking back to his majestic appearance back then, he smiled, "But I was not bad back then, and there were quite a few girls on the sidelines of our basketball team."

"Really?" Lu Mo glanced at the cat scratching the tablet.

Li Wei: "I have received love letters from him several times, and at first I thought it was for me, which made me so happy."

Lu Mo knew very well what kind of person Yan Su was on campus when he was a student, and he was absolutely right to say that he was a little sun.

Li Wei: "That's right, he looks pretty good, but those girls can't just look at the face, right? Silly Yu's stupid character, he believes everything others say, and he has no defense against anyone. It's hard to follow him every day." Worry about whether he has been cheated, not to mention that he still has a little temper."

Lu Mo drank silently without speaking, watching Li Wei go further and further on the road to death.

Li Wei babbled for a while and seemed to remember that Lu Mo's situation as a student was not very good, so he quickly stopped talking and asked about the last time he drank: "By the way, the last time we went to drink, you told me about the sophomore year in high school. He saved your life when you were here, what's going on? Last time you were drunk and passed out after you finished speaking, I didn't ask carefully. "

Hearing this, Lu Mo and Yan Su on the bed looked up at him with surprise.

Lu Mo: "I, what did I say?"

Yan Su: How can I not remember that I have done such a great thing? ? ?