My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 23

Yan Su pricked up his ears when he heard Li Wei's words, and his brain was running at high speed at the same time, frantically recalling who he had saved in his student days.

After much deliberation, I don't know if helping a female classmate whose bag was robbed to catch the thief counts as saving lives, maybe that is a girl too.

On the other side, Lu Mo adjusted his facial expression and asked, "I forgot, what did I tell you that day?"

Li Wei: "You didn't say anything, I just asked you why you are so interested in Yan Su all of a sudden, you haven't spoken to him before, but you said he saved you before. I wonder if I heard it wrong Yes, I asked you again, but you said that it saved your life."

Seeing that Lu Mo didn't speak, Li Wei went on to say: "I went back and thought about it for a few days, but I don't remember what silly fish did to save people before. I happened to remember it today, so I asked you what happened?"

Yan Su quietly moved towards the sofa.

Lu Mo was silent for a while before he said: "Actually, it was a joke, that is, once I fell into the pool in the swimming pool, Yan Su happened to give me a hand. I was drinking too much and talking nonsense, you take it seriously?"

Li Wei is a man with no brains, he believed what Lu Mo said, and said again and again: "I still think it's going on, if the silly fish really did such a big thing as saving people, he must show it everywhere."

Yan Su: ...

Lu Mo felt the phone vibrate a few times by his leg. No need to guess, it must be a message from Yan Su, but he still doesn't have the courage to read it yet.

Li Wei was still sighing to himself: "I don't know when Yan Su will recover. Seeing that he is being raised by you now, he looks rosy and looks like a patient. He will probably be surprised when he wakes up. The one who has been taking care of him is My high school classmates, and I still don’t recognize them at all.”

Lu Mo swallowed the wine in his mouth, and said lightly: "He probably won't be surprised."

Not to mention that Yan Su is at his house now, even if Yan Su's soul hadn't escaped into Sweet Potato's body, he would never remember a classmate who didn't talk to him more than three sentences.

Li Wei didn't understand Lu Mo's meaning, but he agreed with it very much, and said with emotion: "Don't talk about Yan Su, I didn't believe that you would change so much at first. I remember that you must have weighed more than 200 catties at that time? The coach of the team also asked me, I always see you running to the gymnasium, let me ask you if you want to join the sports team, you can also try weightlifting, do you remember?"

Lu Mo nodded, of course he remembered, at the time he thought the class monitor was deliberately humiliating himself, after all this matter was asked in front of his classmates, he was so sensitive at the time, and he was depressed for a long time because of it, even went to The stadium is not so diligent to watch the game.

Li Wei suddenly said: "Lu Mo, I actually owe you an apology."

Lu Mo understood, and comforted: "This has nothing to do with you, you don't have to take it to heart."

Li Wei was a little ashamed on his face: "As the class monitor, I knew at that time that my classmates were isolated and targeted you, but I was too immature at the time and didn't stop them. If I could say something at that time, maybe you wouldn't either. Transfer school left."

From the corner of his eyes, Lu Mo saw the black cat sitting by the bed with its ears up and eavesdropping. In fact, he wanted to cover Li Wei's mouth quickly, but it was obvious that the squad leader had already started talking about reminiscing about the past and couldn't stop.

Lu Mo is also not very willing to see a strong man like Li Wei feel guilty in front of him, half helpless half embarrassing explanation: "Actually, it was not because of those things that I transferred to another school. City, I just transferred to another school, really, Li Wei, don’t think too much about it, those are all things in the past, I don’t care about them now, if I didn’t have this experience, I might still be the same as before.”

Li Wei looked like he was still talking. Fortunately, Sweet Potato woke up at this time. He might be hungry. After getting up, he walked directly to the sofa, grabbed Li Wei's shoulder and raised his leg, trying to step over to Lu Mo's side. Lu Mo Seeing him, he quickly stopped his movements and asked Li Wei to make way for him to come in.

Sweet Potato sat next to Lu Mo and looked at the dishes on the table, with an undisguised expression on his face, he could already smell the aroma.

The sweet potato was interrupted, and it was hard for the two of them to continue the conversation. Seeing the exaggerated expression of salivating on the sweet potato, Li Wei couldn't help but pick up a piece of eggplant and handed it to him to eat. Unexpectedly, the sweet potato frowned, and turned his head to the other side vigorously. On one side, Li Wei passed it in another direction, and Sweet Potato quickly turned his head to hide on the other side, making a "woo-woo" sound, which he only learned recently, and Sweet Potato is now trying to learn to express himself with human vocal cords feelings, and the "whooping" sound is to imitate the threatening sound when being a cat.

Li Wei teased him once and said to Lu Mo: "Silly fish never liked eggplants since childhood."

Lu Mo followed silently in his heart: Sweet potatoes are also...

Li Wei wanted to tease him for the third time, and the sweet potato was slapped, sending the chopsticks and vegetables flying, which was exactly the same as Yan Su who was a cat.

But sweet potato is much easier to coax than Uncle Yan Su, if Li Wei feeds it with a few more pieces of fish meat, sweet potato immediately abandons the previous suspicion and happily moves over.

It's almost time to eat and drink. Li Wei said he wanted to borrow the bathroom. Lu Mo asked him to take care of himself. He picked up his phone and took a look. There were a few messages from Serious Cat on it. No accidents, they were all asking him which classmate he belonged to. Look up Look, but don't find the cat that has been sitting on the bed.

Besides, Li Wei, who was about to go to the toilet after drinking a full stomach of beer, just opened the door and saw a small black figure standing on the toilet seat in a strange posture. The sudden opening of the door and the roar of the strong man made him tremble with fright, and with a plop, he simply fell into the toilet.

When Lu Mo rushed over, he saw Yan Su's half-wet hair was yelling frantically.

"What, what's going on?!" Lu Mo was shocked.

Li Wei also looked confused, pointing to the black cat whirling around on the ground and said: "I, I don't know! I almost scared the shit out of me! As soon as I opened the door, I saw a black thing in the toilet. Standing on it, it can still move! I yelped in fright, who knew it was your cat on it, can you see if there is something wrong with it?"

If it was the most embarrassing thing in Yan Su's life to be spanked by Lu Mo before, then this time the record can be broken.

Originally, while the two of them were eating, Yan Su silently ran to the toilet to solve his personal problems. Just as he stood up with the backrest of the toilet and began to use his strength, the door of the toilet behind him was opened, and a mid-spirited roar rang in his ears. Yan Su Before he understood what was going on, his body trembled uncontrollably.

This shivering didn't matter, the original narrow toilet seat was still very smooth, he just slipped and fell into the toilet!

Lu Mo reached out to pick up the sweet potato, but Li Wei quickly reminded him, "Don't touch it, buddy! It just fell into the toilet!"

Well, even though saying this was a big blow to Yan Su, he didn't want Lu Mo to touch him with his bare hands, but Lu Mo was stunned for a moment, but he didn't stop what he was doing. Yan Su put it in the sink and turned on the faucet, adjusted the temperature of the water and turned it on the cat first.

Fortunately, Yan Su is not a real cat and is not afraid of water.At this time, no matter how crazy he was, he could only stand honestly under the faucet and let the water wash away.

Li Wei didn't know what to say. After being so frightened, he didn't feel like peeing at all. He also remembered what Lu Mo told him about cats' psychological fragility, so he asked quickly, "Is the sweet potato okay? Let me see it Standing motionless under the faucet like this, can't you be scared out of my mind? Oh, I was also very scared just now, I didn't expect your toilet to have such a mechanism. "

Lu Mo's heart was also full of powerlessness. There is no one right or wrong in this matter, the fault is that everything happened too coincidentally.

He comforted Li Wei: "It's okay, he was surprised all of a sudden, you forgot, last time I told you that my cat can use the toilet by itself, probably because he was startled when you opened the door when he was going to the toilet, and it's my fault It's a coincidence that I didn't go to see it in advance."

Li Wei leaned over to the side of the pool and looked at the stiff cat under the faucet, and apologized vaguely: "I'm sorry, little sweet potato, uncle didn't know you were going to the bathroom, although I said last time that I wanted to see you go to the bathroom, but I didn't." Thinking of seeing it this time, and causing you to fall into the toilet, you should take a bath obediently."

The black cat's eyes, which had been stiff and sluggish, suddenly moved slightly, and he swung his paw like lightning, almost slashing across the bridge of Li Wei's nose, leaving three blood-red paw prints. once.

Sweet Potato in the living room heard his name and also ran over to the door frame and looked inside. Seeing Li Wei clutching his nose and groaning, Lu Mo had expected it a long time ago, but he didn't expect that Yan Su's revenge came like this Quick, I had to take Li Wei to the living room to disinfect his wound with alcohol.

How should I put it, since Yan Su fell into the toilet, there is no problem in giving him alcohol.

When sending Li Wei away, Yan Su still lingered under the tap, unwilling to leave, although Lu Mo had already washed him five or six times, and the whole cat smelled delicious.

Before leaving, Li Wei finally felt Yan Su's strength, and quickly said that he would not dare to borrow the toilet of Lu Mo's house casually in the future. Comfort him, it's important to go home and go to the toilet quickly, don't hold back something wrong.