My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 26

In the dead of night, a mysterious shadow appeared in the dark living room. Like a wandering soul, he wandered from room to room aimlessly until he saw something in the corner.

The black shadow quietly moved to the corner of the wall, and slowly stretched out his hand. With a "crack", a light shot out, illuminating the face in front of the refrigerator. Yuan Zhengwu stared wide-eyed and searched for the ingredients in the refrigerator.

A gloomy voice suddenly sounded from above his head: "What are you looking for?"

"Ah!" Yuan Zhengwu was startled by the sudden voice and let out a low cry. He fell backwards, only to see that it was Yan Su who had been sitting on top of the refrigerator for some time, with a pair of cat eyes shining in the darkness. .

Yan Su opened his mouth to reveal his sharp teeth: "Master Yuan, what are you doing without sleeping in the middle of the night?"

Yuan Zhengwu looked at the refrigerator with the open door unwillingly, and said, "I'm thirsty, come out to drink water."

"There is no drink in the refrigerator, drink water and go to the water dispenser."

Yuan Zhengwu watched Yan Su stretch out his cat's claws and close the refrigerator door from above, and the light of hope was also extinguished. He went back to the bedroom with a mournful face, and Yan Su asked maliciously from behind: "Where is the water dispenser? You're on the wrong track."

"I, I'm not thirsty anymore!" After saying that, Yuan Zhengwu slammed the door shut.

Satisfied Yan Su also wandered back to the bedroom. Lu Mo was still in a deep sleep on the bed and showed no sign of being woken up. However, Sweet Potato heard the sound from the living room and raised his head to watch Yan Su jump onto the bed. He stretched out his hand to touch him , but Yan Su raised his paw and held down his hand immediately, so he lay down obediently and watched Yan Sugong fall asleep in Lu Mo's arms.

Originally, he naively thought that what Yan Su said was just scaring himself, but Yuan Zhengwu didn't expect that Lu Mo would actually go to the vegetable market to pick up some black and yellow vegetable leaves and come back. He was heartbroken around the pile of garbage in the kitchen, Severely reprimanded Lu Mo for inhumanity.

Yan Su sat on the stove, and kept instructing Lu Mo how to cook Yuan Zhengwu's exclusive meals.

Yuan Zhengwu was short, and he couldn't see anything because Lu Mo was as strong as a mountain, but even if he couldn't see him, he felt as if a bad smell got into his nose. He covered his nose and protested: "I really, really I will really go on a hunger strike!"

Yan Su commanded: "Open his mouth, feed him!"

Lu Mo held a bowl of grey-green thick liquid in his hand, which was vegetable leaf porridge boiled according to Yan Su's instructions. It exuded a stench like a public toilet. Yuan Zhengwu was pressed on the sofa by Lu Mo, Yan Su sat on his back.

"This, it's not very good, he is still a child after all, really?"

Lu Mo was very hesitant. Asking him to hold down a child who looked like a junior high school student and pour this kind of thing, he always felt that he couldn't do it.

Yan Su sneered and asked back: "Have you ever seen a child who doesn't eat for a month? Have you seen a child who pretends to be a Taoist priest? Don't be fooled by his appearance." After speaking, he stretched out his paw and patted Yuan Zhengwu face.

Although Yuan Zhengwu looked very inconspicuous, but the teacher's sense of honor is still very strong. Hearing Yan Su's words, he immediately retorted: "I am not bluffing and deceitful. The Xuanxu faction will respect us three points if they say that they have a head and face. My senior brother even You are a rare genius in the Taoist sect, you can insult me, but you cannot insult my master and my senior brother!"

Yan Su's aggressive general: "Don't always talk about your senior brother, call him over and let us have a look! If you can't call him, just force him!"

Lu Mo held the bowl and hesitated, Yuan Zhengwu struggled and turned to look at the cat on his back: "Just bark, let me go, I'll call him over!"

Lu Mo let go, Yuan Zhengwu went to the room and took out something from his jeans pocket, and asked, "Can you go up to the roof?"

Yan Su was held in Lu Mo's arms and looked at the thing in Yuan Zhengwu's hand. It was a copper animal that looked like a frog, but with two horns on the top of its head, and a slightly longer tail curled around one hind leg behind it. In fact, the size is only the size of Yuan Zhengwu's palm, I don't know what it is for.

Lu Mo took Yuan Zhengwu to the roof. The roof of the house they lived in was empty, only some sundries were piled up.I saw Yuan Zhengwu wandering around to look around, and picked out a wardrobe that someone didn't know belonged to. He hung it up with a black rope and let Lu Mo hang it on the top of the wardrobe, and then muttered in a low voice. Looking at something, with a clear "go", Yuan Zhengwu pointed at the hanging "frog" like a sword.

"Buzz!"

Yan Su felt that there seemed to be a strange voice ringing in his ears, but he couldn't find the source of the sound. He turned his head to look strangely, and Lu Mo asked, "Is this all right?"

Yuan Zhengwu nodded: "Well, this can tell my senior brother my location, and he will find me soon."

On the way back, Yan Su asked Lu Mo if he heard anything just now. Lu Mo was puzzled, but he didn't hear anything.

Yuan Zhengwu snorted twice, indicating that of course you mortals can't hear this kind of sound, but Yan Su is now in the body of a cat, and his senses are sharper than humans, and he can vaguely feel something strange.

With Yuan Zhengwu at home, Yan Su finally didn't have to entertain himself silently every day.

After Lu Mo left for work, he would leave a sum of money for Yuan Zhengwu so that he could order takeaway at home, but considering that Yan Su might follow him to eat takeaway, the amount of money left was only enough for Yuan Zhengwu alone Eight percent full.

It is conceivable that Master Yuan, who can only eat [-]% full at noon every day, can only eat [-]% full. Of course, the best part must be given to Uncle Cat. Fortunately, Yan Su is a cat, and his appetite is not too big. A fresh one is over.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Yuan Zhengwu groaned weakly on the sofa.

Yan Su rode on the back of the sofa, with all four legs hanging down, and concentrated on watching TV. After watching it for a while, it seemed that something was uncomfortable. He twisted his buttocks and adjusted his posture. Within 5 minutes, he stood up again and lay down in another direction, and so on. A few times, Yan Su interrupted Yuan Zhengwu's moaning impatiently.

"Stop humming! Hey, kid, let me ask you, I feel that something is wrong with my body recently."

The person on the sofa lay silently with his eyes closed, pretending not to hear.

Yan Su glanced at him, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and his body relaxed and tilted downward.

With a bang, a cat hit Yuan Zhengwu's stomach.

"Aw!" Yuan Zhengwu yelled and sat up and pushed the black cat away, "Are you going to smash me to death! I didn't eat much at noon, and you threw it up!"

Yan Su jumped back on the back of the sofa to lick the cat's paw, and said slowly: "Who told you to pretend to be dead? Let me ask you, my body is a bit strange recently. Could it be that my soul is not suitable for this body?"

Yuan Zhengwu lay back down again and moaned: "It's impossible for you not to adapt until you've been a cat for more than half a year..." Seeing the nails on Yan Su's paw stretching and shrinking back and forth, he quickly changed his words: "Tell me about you first. What's wrong, don't stick your fingernails at every turn..."

Yan Su couldn't help scratching his stomach with his hind legs: "I've been feeling very irritable since a few days ago, and every day I feel like I have an urge to sabotage, obviously I am a very peace-loving person, and I recently Sleep is very bad, I used to be able to sleep more than twelve hours a day, but now I wake up after a short sleep every day, and I am very restless, do you think there is a problem with the fusion of my soul and body?"

Yuan Zhengwu knelt on the sofa facing Yan Su, his face was facing Yan Su's body: "Hey..."

Yan Su: "Is there such a possibility?"

Yuan Zhengwu: "Pfft..."

Yan Su was puzzled: "What's so funny?"

Yuan Zhengwu threw himself on the sofa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Yan Su turned his head to look at his stomach inexplicably, a small matchstick propped abruptly in a clump of black hair.

Yan Su: ...

Yuan Zhengwu: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha