My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 27

When Lu Mo came home from get off work, the house was in a mess. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a man with a cat firmly stuck to his head stumbling out.

Yuan Zhengwu yelled and picked the cat on his face with his hands. Yan Su's four claws were firmly wrapped around Yuan Zhengwu's head, and his stomach was stuck on his face, so that he couldn't even see the way, and his mouth was still screaming. shouted.

Lu Mo: ...what strange games are you guys playing every day when I'm not at home!

Lu Mo held the cat in one hand and the child in the other, separated them and sat on the sofa, slightly loosened their ties and asked, "Tell me, what's wrong with you?"

Yuan Zhengwu: "Yan Xiaosu..."

Yan Su: "Meow meow meow meow meow meow!"

Just as Yuan Zhengwu said the beginning, he was interrupted by a series of loud meows from Yan Su. Yuan Zhengwu didn't know what he thought of, and then started laughing. Lu Mo guessed that Yan Su did something stupid and didn't want to be caught by Yuan Zhengwu. He told himself, and thoughtfully said, "It's fine if Yan Su doesn't want to say it, but you two, an adult and a master of Taoism, are tearing together like this, and you will lose face to grandma's house."

Seeing that neither of them intended to fight anymore, Lu Mo took off his coat and asked, "Where's the sweet potato?"

Yan Su: "Sleep."

After Yan Su and Yuan Zhengwu had been tossing outside for so long, Sweet Potato slept silently in Yuan Zhengwu's room, sleeping for the whole afternoon, only to wake up with a cry when Lu Mo opened the door and came in and patted his face gently. , rubbed his eyes, and when he saw the master in front of him, he hummed and reached out to hug him.

Yan Su sat on top of Yuan Zhengwu's head, one person and one cat watching from the door of the second bedroom, Yuan Zhengwu clicked his tongue, "If I didn't know that the sweet potato was in your body, I would have thought that Lu Mo and you were a couple." He even made a gesture with his hands.

Yan Su flicked his tail to his face with no expression on his face: "Don't talk nonsense at such a young age, it's not suitable for children not to watch!"

Yuan Zhengwu continued to tsk tsk: "I've seen your little chirp..."

Yan Su put his paw on the top of Yuan Zhengwu's head, stroked the dog's head, smiled without saying a word.

Yuan Zhengwu felt the ever-expanding nails on the top of his head, and shut his mouth wisely.

When Lu Mo was ready and everyone gathered around the dining table to eat, Yuan Zhengwu couldn't help saying, "Lu Mo, you are so kind to sweet potatoes."

Lu Mo didn't understand, so seeing him staring at his chopsticks, he put the vegetables in his hand into Yuan Zhengwu's bowl: "What's wrong?"

Yuan Zhengwu chuckled: "It's nothing, I'm sorry, did you and Yan Xiaosu have a good relationship before? If I become a cat, someone can take care of me so meticulously."

Yan Su snorted coldly while eating the fish: "You can use idioms now."

Lu Mo explained: "We used to be classmates."

Yuan Zhengwu had all his thoughts: "Seeing how you take such good care of Yan Xiaosu and Sweet Potato, you either like cats or Yan Xiaosu, right? Hahahahahahaha..."

Lu Mo glanced at Yan Su and didn't speak, only Yuan Zhengwu laughed awkwardly. Yan Su suddenly asked, "Are you gay?"

Both of them froze for a moment and answered at the same time.

Lu Mo: "Me?"

Yuan Zhengwu: "Of course not!"

Seeing Yuan Zhengwu's answer, Lu Mo realized that he was not asking himself. He immediately pretended nothing happened and ate in silence. Yan Su glanced at him and continued to ask Yuan Zhengwu: "Since you are not gay, why do you always think others are gay? You don't know you Does it look very basic?"

Yuan Zhengwu was choked for a moment and had nothing to say. His eyes rolled around and he had an idea. After a while, he asked Lu Mo nonchalantly, "Is your work going well today?"

Although Lu Mo was puzzled, he replied politely, "It went well."

Yuan Zhengwu: "How was your lunch?"

Lu Mo: "Very good."

Yuan Zhengwu: "Do you know that Yan Su is in heat?"

Lu Mo: "I know...huh?"

It was not only Lu Mo who was choked by the bomb that Yuan Zhengwu suddenly threw out, but also Yan Su. Yan Su was coughing and slapping Yuan Zhengwu's leg vigorously with his claws. Lu Mo's expression seemed to want to laugh Stuck again by the effort, he turned Yan Su upside down and patted his back lightly, Yan Su quickly coughed up the food in his mouth, and quickly called: "Okay, okay, let me down. "

Lu Mo put down the cat and asked, "What's going on? You said this all of a sudden? What's wrong with Yan Su?"

Yan Su was about to be pissed off by Yuan Zhengwu, a brat, and immediately sent him back to his room, saying that he would not have dinner tomorrow.

Back in the master bedroom, Lu Mo was waiting for him: "Come on, let me see what's going on."

Yan Su went crazy: "What are you looking at! What's so interesting about a cat being in heat!"

Yuan Zhengwu's vague voice came from outside the door: "He thought the problem was caused by the incompatibility of his soul and body today, and he didn't realize that he had raised the flag at all. Yan Xiaosu, you are still a virgin, right?"

Yan Su retorted while avoiding Lu Mo grabbing his hand: "A virgin or not, I shouldn't know what it feels like to be in heat! And you, Lu Mo, I warn you not to look at me, it's too perverted!"

Lu Mo looked at Yan Su who was hiding on the top of the closet, feeling a little helpless: "I'm here to see if you have any problems. If you're in heat, you have to keep it clean. Besides, how many times have I bathed you, whether it's a human or a cat? You’ve seen everything you need to see.”

Yan Su thought for a while, and firmly entrenched on the top of the wardrobe: "I feel even more perverted when you say that. Go away. I want to stay here alone. This is the last piece of pure land in this family."

Lu Mo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only comfort him by saying that a cat's estrus is an irresistible physical factor, so he shouldn't take it to heart, but if he really can't hold back his desire, he can also buy him some toys for a ride, but don't think about it The female cat, the straight-talking Yan Su was crazy and wanted to come down and scratch her before she shut up, took the sweet potato and went to bed.