typo subject and virgin attack

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After Mo Hanfei finished cutting up a small piece of steak, he almost fell down tired. Cutting a piece of steak is as tiring as slaughtering a cow. The male god is really extraordinary (┳_┳)

Mo Hanfei looked at the big and small pieces of beef in all kinds of strange shapes on his plate, and then looked at the male god, it was as neat as if it had been measured with a precision instrument, and he felt ashamed.

In the end, the meal ended in Mo Hanfei's self-loathing and Feng Yi's strange atmosphere of satisfaction, when they left the restaurant.The neon lights outside have all been turned on. Even though the sun has set, the lights illuminate the city as if it were daytime.

Mo Hanfei, who is rare in literature and art, originally wanted to pretend to be a decadent literary youth with Yan, but the male god grabbed him by the collar and stumbled into the male god's car.

"Hey, man... Boss, I'll just take a ride back by myself." Mo Hanfei sat on the co-pilot tremblingly, the enclosed space in the car gave him the illusion of blending with the male god, and he even stumbled when he spoke.

Feng Yi glanced at him, did not answer, but started the car.When he was about to drive out of the parking lot, a deep and magnetic voice spat out two words: "Address."

Before Mo Hanfei was in a trance, he thought he was listening to a radio drama of a male god, but when Feng Yi impatiently asked again, he came back to his senses, and said with a blank face: "Ah? What?" Seeing the livid face of the male god, Mo Hanfei tightened his chrysanthemum, his brain ran at high speed, and quickly reported a series of addresses.

The atmosphere in the car dropped to freezing point again, Mo Hanfei tried his best to shrink himself aside, treating himself as air, and then took out his mobile phone to go online and cry.

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: 嘤嘤嘤 QAQ

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: What a shame to be rejected by a male god! (┳＿┳)

Director-Lingzhi: Huh?Hasn't your male god always disliked you?

Planning-Mushroom: Huh?The typo is subject to you to know that your male god despises you?

Late stage-Tai Sui: Huh?Typo Shou actually found out that your male god despises you, has your IQ finally gone online!

Main character-Hua Feihua: A group of people upstairs have no conscience, let me go to comfort the poor little Shoushou!

Main character-Hua Feihua: This is the first time I've seen him so obviously disgusted, typo shou you are a special existence in the eyes of male gods!Thinking about it this way, isn't it a little exciting!

Dragon set-Setting Sun: Upstairs tricks to a higher level

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: What he said made sense, but I was speechless!

Mo Hanfei saw that he and Long Yang sent the message at almost the same second, and suddenly his face turned red, and he really wanted to travel back to stop his typing hand!He actually felt a little excited because of Chrysanthemum's words, this IQ... If the male god knows, he will definitely not want to see him again QAQ

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: The administrator quickly delete the record! !I can't let the male god see me being stupid! ! !

Planning-Mushroom: (✨"⁄) Doesn't your male god see you as stupid?

Late stage-Tai Sui: (﹔"﹝) When have you never been stupid in front of your male god?

Screenwriter-Mo Jun: /Goodbye, can we still be happy friends!

"What are you looking at?" The male god's voice suddenly came, and Mo Hanfei's hands trembled in fright, and he almost dropped the phone.Turning around and seeing the male god's expression that seemed to be a little angry, Mo Hanfei silently covered his chest, the male god is so handsome even when he is angry, he really deserves to be a male god!

Seeing Mo Hanfei's stupid look in a daze, Feng Yi frowned even tighter.Weren't you afraid of him before?How dare you stand in a daze in front of him?Could it be that he was too gentle with Mo Hanfei?

The male god who has never been in love at all, doesn't know what kind of strange corner his thoughts have turned to. If the guys in the group hear Feng Yi's heartfelt voice, they will definitely spit out a pot of blood and look up to the sky. Xiao: Male god, you are called gentle, then there will be no such things as ghosts/animals in this world, okay?

After Mo Hanfei was infatuated, he realized that the car had already parked downstairs of his house. No wonder the male god suddenly talked to him, he should be driving him out of the car! QQ

Mo Hanfei was secretly upset for less than half a second, then he automatically and consciously unbuckled his seat belt, and said to Feng Yi with a flattering expression: "Well, thank you boss for sending me back, I'll be leaving first."

After finishing speaking, Mo Hanfei wanted to open the door and get out of the car, but he didn't expect his left hand to be grabbed suddenly. When he turned around, he found that the male god's face seemed darker than before. Did he say something wrong? (┳＿┳) It's over, the male god won't get angry and fire him, let's never see him again!

Just when Mo Hanfei was thinking wildly, the male god said again: "Won't you invite me to sit up?"

"Ah? Well...it seems a bit late today." Mo Hanfei turned his lips around the words. It was definitely a pleasure to have close contact with the male god, but when he thought that the male god was a Virgo, Thinking of his kennel again, Mo Hanfei reluctantly rejected the male god, wanting to save the last bit of his image in the male god's mind.

Feng Yi originally felt a little angry because of Mo Hanfei's refusal, but when he saw the expression of his brain-dead fan changing back and forth between feeling frustrated and self-comforting, he seemed to think of something, and he curled his mouth, deliberately lowered his voice, and whispered in Mo Hanfei's ear Said softly: "Tomorrow is the weekend, I will come at seven o'clock tomorrow morning, don't oversleep."

When Mo Hanfei heard the voice, his whole brain froze immediately, and he couldn't even hear what the male god said.Although Feng Yi's voice usually sounds a bit like the voice of Xiao Gong in the radio drama "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me", it is still somewhat different, but just now Feng Yi lowered his voice maliciously, and now the voice is similar to His voice was exactly the same when he was acting in the drama, and Mo Hanfei, a small brain fan, immediately fell.

Seeing Mo Hanfei's sluggish appearance, Feng Yi smiled happily, but it was a pity that Mo Hanfei didn't notice.Now there is only one sentence in his mind swiping the screen: Did the male god seduce me with his voice just now? ? ? ? ! ! !

In the end, Mo Hanfei didn't know how he got back to his home. When he came to his senses, he had been lying on his sofa for a long time. He took out his phone and checked, it was already ten o'clock in the evening!

Mo Hanfei looked around his small living room silently. Although he usually cleaned it, it wasn't too messy, and he was basically at the forefront of the cleanliness of single men's residences.But thinking of the male god's fluffy character, Mo Hanfei suddenly felt that his house was so messy that he couldn't look straight at it!

Sofa and coffee table are not parallel!The comic books are not organized by category!In the closet, the tops and pants were mixed together, not separated!The sheets and quilts are of different colors!There were more than four icons on the computer desktop... In the end, Mo Hanfei discovered that the number of floor tiles in the living room and the floor of the room was not an integer!

Or change the house.Mo Hanfei fell on the bed, thinking to himself, and fell asleep before he knew it.

Early the next morning, Mo Hanfei seemed to hear the voice of a male god in a daze. After struggling to get up, he realized that it was his cell phone ringing.

"Hello?" Mo Hanfei's voice just after waking up was a little confused, and it was soft and completely different from his usual bluffing personality. Hearing this voice, Feng Yi was stunned for a moment, then recovered, and lowered his voice: "Open the door."

"Huh? Open the door?" Mo Hanfei got up from the bed in a daze, always feeling that the voice on the phone was very familiar, why is it so similar to a male god?Mo Hanfei was stunned for a few seconds, his brain froze and restarted, and suddenly he slapped himself on the face, and immediately let out an "ouch" from the pain.

When Feng Yi heard the loud applause and someone's scream from the other end of the phone, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he hung up the phone decisively.The old girl said that he couldn't push so hard, otherwise he would scare people away, so he considerately decided that Mo Hanfei would give Mo Hanfei some time to be stupid.

After hanging up the phone, Mo Hanfei finally woke up, and hurried to wash up. After tossing himself, he found that the bed was messed up by him, so he simply stuffed the quilt and sheets into the closet. It seemed that the room was tidy Not a lot.And in this way, the male god will not find out that his quilt and bed sheets are of different colors, he is so smart!Mo Hanfei laughed wildly three times with his hips on his hips, before he came back to his senses stupidly.

Mo Hanfei stood behind the door, took a few deep breaths, and then slowly opened the door.It was only seven o'clock in the morning, and the rising sun just reached his door.However, Feng Yi's tall figure blocked most of the light, but created an illusion of a holy light around him, stunned the mentally prepared fans.

After Feng Yi hung up the phone, exactly 10 minutes later, the door was opened, and his impression of Mo Hanfei was a little better.But when he saw someone behind the door who was completely stunned, Feng Yi's eyelids twitched, and he feigned anger and said, "Drool is coming out."

"Ah?" Mo Hanfei subconsciously wiped the corners of his mouth, and found that there was nothing there. Seeing the male god's half-smile expression, his cheeks flushed, and he subconsciously slammed the door shut! Mo Hanfei, who reacted to QAQ, wished he could just chop his hands off!chop hands!

"Mo Hanfei." The male god's voice came through the door, even if Mo Hanfei didn't look at it, he could hear how angry the male god was.I remember there was a scene in "The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with Me". After Xiao Shou angered the CEO, the CEO used this voice to call Xiao Shou's name, and then...o(*////▽////*) qThen the president did this to Xiao Shou...

Of course, the reality is not a radio drama, Mo Hanfei opened the door again tremblingly, and invited the male god in.Feng Yi looked at the living room that had obviously been tidied up temporarily, and then glanced at the cerebellar fan who was nervously waiting for the test results, and the expression on his face finally eased a little.

Mo Hanfei didn't dare to look up at the male god's expression, fearing that the male god would slam the door and leave if he was dissatisfied. After what seemed like a century, the male god finally spoke: "Have you had breakfast yet?"

"Eat... No, I didn't eat." Mo Hanfei was so nervous that he almost thought he had eaten, but did the male god mean to invite him to dinner? (*/ω＼*) The male god is indeed the most gentle existence!

"Well, I didn't eat it either, you can do it, remember not to add onion, ginger and garlic."

Huh?Shouldn't the sentence after "I didn't eat either" be "Let's go out to eat together"?God, did you get the wrong script?He can't cook at all!

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