typo subject and virgin attack

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"What's the matter?" Looking at Mo Hanfei's expression, Feng Yi suddenly remembered that he never said he knew how to cook, and this was a bit troublesome.

Mo Hanfei saw the male god frowning at him, and suddenly felt that he was disgusted again.But I have been rejected so many times, and this time is not bad, so I bite the bullet and say: "Boss, that, I don't know how to cook."

Feng Yi showed such an expression as expected, and then used his eyes to dislike Mo Hanfei from head to toe. After seeing Mo Hanfei covered in cold sweat, he said, "Learn more in the future." Tsk, need to adjust ♂ There are so many places to teach, Feng Yi gave Mo Hanfei another contemptuous look, rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen.

"Men... cough, do you want to do it yourself?" Seeing Feng Yi's actions, Mo Hanfei was immediately flattered, and followed the male god into the kitchen like a little tail.

Feng Yi didn't answer, thinking about the adoring eyes of cerebellum fans, he secretly smiled in his heart, and decided to show off his cooking skills, and win all the hearts of cerebellum fans.

However, in the end Feng Yi didn't get what he wanted, because Mo Hanfei, who couldn't cook, kept food in Mo Hanfei's house except instant noodles, and Feng Yi could only find two broken eggs and moldy dried noodles.Looking at the clumps of bacteria in front of him, Feng Yi suddenly felt that all the pores of his body were clogged!

Looking at the male god's gloomy face, Mo Hanfei's brain twitched, and unexpectedly he grabbed the right finger of the male god, and said anxiously: "There is a supermarket in the community, why don't we go and buy some ingredients and come back?" ?" When Mo Hanfei was speaking, he kept staring at the face of the male god, and suddenly realized that after looking at it for a long time, the black face of the male god is actually not that scary anymore!

Feeling the temperature coming from the little finger, Feng Yi felt a little surprised, looked down and saw the dumbfounded expression of the cerebellum fan, and finally felt a little better, and directly grabbed Mo Hanfei with his backhand, and took him out.

Mo Hanfei stared blankly at the hand that was connected with the male god, and his face turned red with a bang. Is this the rhythm of holding hands!So he and the male god have developed to this point! QAQ Happiness comes too suddenly, please let the storm come more violently! p(#￣▽￣#)o

However, there was still no storm in the end, Feng Yi took Mo Hanfei out for a simple breakfast, and bought a lot of ingredients before they went back.Mo Hanfei followed the male god with two bags of relatively light ingredients. Thinking of the scene where they went to the supermarket together just now, he suddenly felt that they were living like an old married couple, and then his face turned pink because of his brain bubbles.

When returning to Mo Hanfei's door, Feng Yi stopped suddenly.Mo Hanfei, who was absent-minded, bumped into the male god's solid back, his nose was immediately flushed, and his eye sockets became much moister reflexively.

Feng Yi turned his head in pain, and saw the cerebellar fan looking at him with watery eyes, his heart throbbed, and he felt a little distracted.

"Hey, you go in and dispose of those dirty things first." After Feng Yi finished speaking, he put the two shopping bags in his hand outside the door, and fled back to his car in a bit of embarrassment.After calming down in the car, Feng Yi clutched his chest, frowned with some annoyance, and then took out his phone to log into a certain Penguin software.

He easily found a bright avatar in the friend list and poked it.

CV Qingfeng: Have you ever liked someone?

I'm a little mushroom: what?Brother, your account has been hacked?

CV Qingfeng: Say it quickly

I'm a little mushroom: →_→ What kind of shoes are in the eighth box of the shoe cabinet at home?

CV Qingfeng: The dog skin plaster you bought NO.18 last month

I'm a little mushroom: you're nothing but a plaster!That's the spot! ! ! !I wish you a lifetime of not finding a girlfriend! ! !

CV Qingfeng: Not rare

I'm a little mushroom: Bah!I wish you a lifetime of not finding a wife! ! !

CV Qingfeng: Don't talk nonsense

I am a little mushroom: Huh?You asked this question so suddenly today?Could it be(“"“)

CV Qingfeng: Goodbye

I'm a little mushroom: don't!I said!Do not leave me!

I'm a little mushroom: But brother, you don't even know what it's like to like someone when you act in so many radio dramas, how do you act in love?

CV Qingfeng: Those characters you give need affection?

Seeing Feng Yi's words, Feng Qing stuck out his tongue playfully.Wasn't she just afraid that her brother would not be able to handle other roles, so she was looking for him either as a domineering president or a deserted emperor.Feng Yi's voice is good, and he can express those characters very well without much emotion.However, she has been in love with so many young people in radio dramas, and she has not learned any experience. Seeing that her brother is not as powerful as she imagined.

I am a little mushroom: I like someone, I just want to be with him all the time, my heart beats faster when I get close, and I want to XXOO with him when the love is deep!

CV Qingfeng: Oh

I am a little mushroom: Oh, what does it mean? Hey!Make it clear!Who are you looking for?Bring it to me to help you palm your eyes!

CV Qingfeng: I just think he looks pleasing to the eye

I am a little mushroom: tsk tsk tsk, it turns out that you are also a face control brother, please take a good photo of sister-in-law!

Feng Yi didn't reply to Feng Qing, but directly tapped Q, because he saw the cerebellum fan coming towards him.

Mohan flew into the car window and poked his head, and found that the male god's mood had improved a bit. Don't ask him how he could tell that the male god was in a good mood from the paralyzed face, it might be because of a sympathetic heart!The smile on Mo Hanfei's face became even brighter because of his brain power.

Feng Yi got out of the car, and rubbed Mo Hanfei's head in satisfaction, the touch was good, he really deserved to be the one he had his eyes on.And Mo Hanfei, who was touched on the head by the male god, couldn't even walk.

After returning home, Mo Hanfei immediately served tea and water to the male god graciously, and then sat down next to Feng Yi with a silly face. The two of them didn't speak for a while, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"I said." Feng Yi hooked his fingers towards Mo Hanfei, and Mo Hanfei immediately leaned forward like a pet, wishing to kiss the male god's face directly.

"You have to learn how to cook." Feng Yi stretched out his hand and grabbed Mo Hanfei's hand, the warmth was nice to the touch, but he didn't remember how many bacteria there were on it.

"Yeah! I must study hard!" Mo Hanfei touched the male god's hand in an idiotic way. Although it is not as slippery as a girl's, but the joints are well defined, the nails are trimmed round and smooth, and the palm is thick enough to make people feel uncomfortable. A sense of security.

"Don't be sloppy. Everything should be sorted and put away. Go to bed early and get up early, and have regular meals. Clothes must be ironed!" Feng Yi rubbed Mo Hanfei's head, and pulled him into the room I put it in my arms, and it feels good to hold it.You can wrap your waist around with one hand. Although you are not fat, your belly is soft.

Mo Hanfei was suddenly embraced by the male god, and he couldn't hear what the male god was saying, so he complied in a ignorant manner, only thinking that the male god smelled so good!The male god actually sprays perfume?What a foul! o(*////▽////*)q But he just likes men who are boring!

Mo Hanfei carefully touched the male god's chest, and his saliva immediately flowed down.Although you can't see it, it feels great in the hand, and the chest muscles look so strong!I don't know how the male god's physical strength and waist strength are?Emma, ​​just thinking about it makes me feel shameful!

"Well, once you finish these things, I'll take you home." Feng Yi stroked Mo Hanfei's hair in satisfaction, inserted his fingers into his hair, and gently kneaded his scalp.

Mo Hanfei's mind was in chaos, and he didn't realize what Feng Yi said for a while. After half a minute, he suddenly jumped up from Feng Yi's arms, and asked in disbelief, "What did you just say, male god?" He seems to have heard words like "take you home", is it an auditory hallucination?

When Feng Yi heard Mo Hanfei addressing him, his face twisted, and he gave a light smile, but he didn't answer.Mo Hanfei digested it for about ten minutes, as if he understood what the male god said just now, his face was so red that he could bleed, and he buried his face in the male god's chest.

Hearing the male god's strong heartbeat, Mo Hanfei suddenly felt a lot of pink bubbles in the air, gradually moving closer to him with the male god's heartbeat.After a while, Mo Hanfei looked up at the male god's face, and found that the male god seemed very happy, so he mustered up his courage and asked, "We, are we dating?"

"Otherwise?" Feng Yi raised his brows, a little displeased. Could it be that what he did was not obvious enough?He never let other bacteria carriers get close, isn't such close contact enough?Tsk, I didn't expect his little brain fans to be quite greedy.Forget it, let's reward Mo Hanfei for his obedience.

So, after Mo Hanfei felt that the male god was a little angry, and then turned to look with obvious disgust, he was suddenly kissed on the lips by the male god, and then he was completely dumbfounded.

#Can't keep up with the new boyfriend's brain circuit is swollen#

Before Mo Hanfei came back to his senses, Feng Yi automatically entered the mode of training ♂ cerebellar fans, making sure to make Mo Hanfei a suitable wife to live with him.Thinking about it this way, Feng Yi felt that he was going all out to get a daughter-in-law.

After an afternoon of miserable (xi) no (wen) human (le) Tao (jian) teaching, Mo Hanfei, a novice in the kitchen, finally made a dinner that made the male god score [-] points!Mo Hanfei glanced at the overstuffed food in the trash can, and lowered his head silently and ashamedly.

But after thinking about it, Mo Hanfei became excited again, this was the first time he and the male god had a decent meal together!Yesterday's Western food was completely taught by the male god. The breakfast is actually buns and soy milk, not a meal at all!But the male god seemed weird, why did the male god stare at him as soon as he moved his chopsticks, did he steal the dish that the male god liked?

So Mo Hanfei decisively picked up a chopstick of beef and put it in the male god's bowl flatteringly, but for some reason, the male god's eyes became even more naked.Mo Hanfei swallowed his saliva, and a line from "The domineering president falls in love with me" suddenly appeared in his mind: "Dinner is ready, and the temperature of the bath water is just right. Do you take a bath first or eat first?" , or... eat me first?

fall!That's what the male god meant!Mo Hanfei broke into a cold sweat from his conjecture, but what happened to the faint expectation in his heart?They just established a relationship, he is not such a lecherous person!

But if the male god really wants it... he can wrong himself o(*////▽////*)q