how to kill a roommate

Chapter 10

After being interrupted by the god-assisted little M, Tang Xiaogong also lost his original impulse.

Pulling Chai Xiaoshou's hand, Tang Xiaogong turned over neatly.down the stairs.Sleepy little M can't find these movements ==

Chai Xiaoshou felt a little lost, but he didn't even think about the loss, so he felt uncomfortable first.

The phone turned on again, it was a message.

Chai Xiaoshou was a little excited, could it be another text message from Tang Xiaogong?

The young girl picks up the phone shyly like Huai Chun, with a shy attitude of wanting to look at it but not looking at it, very tempting to be kicked!

When he realized that no one was watching after he had been tweaking for a long time, he secretly made a mental "cut~" and flipped through his phone.

10086: Dear user, your call bill is less than ten yuan, please pay in time to avoid inconvenience caused by downtime.

Chai Xiaoshou was a little annoyed and wanted to drop the phone!

Go to your sister's China Mobile!Send a short message in the middle of the night!Even if you don't think the young master is miserable enough today, you will come to die! ! !

Just as Chai Xiaoshou was venting his anger, another text message came.

When Chai Xiaoshou saw the name of "human scum" in the note, he couldn't help but want to look up to the sky and smile wryly.Can you let Xiaoye answer the phone and receive text messages when he is in a good mood, what a mess! ! !

Tang Xiaogong: Good for nothing, report it on WeChat.

Chai Xiaoshou rolled his eyes, he finally realized he was wrong.If you want it, I have to consider whether to give it or not, hum~

Tang Xiaogong was speechless looking at 10086's reminder to pay the bill, and couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, so it's better to chat with waste wood.

Depend on!Why haven't you replied to me for so long!

Tang Xiaogong: Come back quickly!Damn, after a while, even the money I send text messages will be hacked!

Just as Chai Xiaoshou sent the number arrogantly and slowly, he received a text message from Tang Xiaogong.

Chai Xiao was furious: Damn!It's also because there is no fee to ask for Xiaoye's WeChat account!Nima knew a long time ago that I would not give it, I would not give it, I would not give it! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou was bitten and beaten on the upper bunk.

Tang Xiaogong opened WeChat to add it, and found that the profile picture was Chai Xiaoshou's cute photo.His eyes were wide open, his mouth was pouted slightly, and he almost made a hand gesture and shouted "Meow~".

Damn, it's so cute!But really cute. . .

wrong!This is for catching girls!Damn, unscrupulous things!It seems that the master disciplines and disciplines you well!

While thinking about it, Tang Xiaogong silently saved the avatar in his phone.

Apply to add friends~

kindness?It didn't come back in seconds? !Well, maybe the internet is bad.

Tang Xiaogong called out the photo album, carefully admired the cute photo, and secretly put on the same expression himself.

Shit, it's so fucking sissy, I can't do it! ==

Tang Xiaogong silently withdrew the idea of ​​using the same expression as his avatar. He didn't want to admit that he was taken aback by the avatar he posted (‖"‗)

1 minutes later. . .

Why haven't you added it yet?

Tang Xiaogong: Good-for-nothing, did you sleep to death? !Hurry up and chat with me!If you dare to disobey again, believe it or not, I will climb up to you in minutes ==

Chai Xiaoshou was sulking, and just wanted to reply after seeing the threatening text message.

Chai Xiaoshou: Huh, that's not right, I'm about to shut down too, why are you wasting phone bills with him here? !but. . .If you really ignore him, that scumbag can really do anything! ! !Hmph, how can a smart person like me waste his phone bill? What if he adds scum =-=

Chai Xiaoshou feels that he is really good at living, thinking that he usually likes too much, he is too embarrassed to start again 23333

Added smoothly~

Tang Xiaogong: Hello! (#`O′) Added for so long, you bastard!

Chai Xiaoshou: Convex (゜盘゜メ) Damn!If there is P, put it fast, I'm sleepy!

Tang Xiaogong: Oh, you've got a temper!

Chai Xiaoshou: A slave who does not resist is not a good slave!

Tang Xiaogong: Pfft!Well, you are quite self-aware~

Chai Xiaoshou wants to chop his hands, he is really used to being suppressed_(:з」∠)_

Chai Xiaoshou: Don't pay attention to details!

Tang Xiaogong changed into a comfortable posture, slightly raised the corners of his mouth.It seems to be exceptional today. . .Eh, cute?

Tang Xiaogong: Look at your profile picture, change it quickly!Ugly!

Chai Xiaoshou was a little sad because he was called ugly. . .He touched his tender face.

Chai Xiaoshou: Please be mellow and get away without sending o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Tang Xiaogong: Get out of here [Emoji shaking eyebrows]

Chai Xiaoshou blushed inexplicably, feeling as if she had been molested. . .

Chai Xiaoshou: Cut~ What are you afraid of, you dare to slap him to death without explaining!

......

After rambling for a while

Chai Xiaoshou: Hello! (#`O′) What about people?

Human scum, have you become so scumbag that only ashes are left?

Is there not even ashes left but dust?

There was still no reply for a long time, and the familiar snoring sounded after a while.

Damn, don't tell me when you fall asleep, scumbag!

Chai Xiaoshou turned her back to Tang Xiaogong arrogantly, but kept her hands on the phone.

What’s the matter with being a little excited~ I’m in a good mood so I want to roll around~~~

Chai Xiaoshou stared blankly at the phone and giggled.

The mood of being in love or having a secret love is very strange, everyone has a dark 213 process.

Chai Xiaoshou casually flipped through the conversations on WeChat, and she was so sissy that she clutched her chest!

Almost every second, he couldn't help but glance at his phone, and pretended not to look so deliberate.After tirelessly pressing the power button over and over again, the screen of the phone turned on and off, and turned on and off again, just like his entangled little mood of being uncertain and flickering.

Today's mood is generally HE, so Chai Xiaoshou decided to forgive Tang Xiaogong for falling asleep first.

Amidst the big and small snores, Chai Xiaoshou also fell asleep with a smile~

The next day, Chai Xiaoshou was tragically ordered by the director to help get some materials, but the journey was not too far, and it took about an hour to get there by reversing the car.

Chai Xiaoshou was waiting for the bus under the sun, when a roaring sports car rushed over.You don't need to think about it, it's so windy. Who else will Sao appear on the stage besides Tang scum.

Chai Xiaoshou deliberately turned his neck to pretend not to see, and looked in the direction of the bus with his feet up and down.

After tiptoeing a few times, I felt the shade on my head, and then I was thrown into the car by the collar that I was very familiar with.

Tang Xiaogong looked at the idiot and asked: What kind of bus are you waiting for on a hot day, how stupid are you? Route 69 only comes once an hour. Have you seen one passing by?

Chai Xiaoshou said sourly and sweetly: I am not a local rich young master like you, how can I have the money to drive?

Tang Xiaogong rolled his eyes at him: What is poverty?I am not here yet.where to go

Chai Xiaoshou reported the place triumphantly.

Sure enough, it’s fast if you have a car~ You can also blow on the air conditioner, it’s so comfortable~ pinch hahahaha

The one-hour journey will arrive soon, Tang Xiaogong sits and looks to the right.

Tang Xiaogong: Oh, don't be idle, help me find a place to park.

Chai Xiaoshou pointed at it casually: That, that, that's pretty good, and it's spacious.

Tang Xiaogong stopped the car.

Tang Xiaogong: Look at you, you're sitting in the car, I'll go

Chai Xiaoshou nodded cutely, Tang Xiaogong felt that he was about to melt~~~

After Tang Xiaogong left, Chai Xiaoshou squinted his eyes and shook his head to listen to the song, when he heard a knock on the window.

It's the little traffic policeman next door who was teased by the Queen!

Traffic police officer: Hello, 2 points will be deducted for illegal parking. Please pay the fine at the traffic police brigade. Thank you for your cooperation.

When Chai Xiaoshou was still sighing "Wow, so handsome~", Tang Xiaogong came out and saw the traffic police here.

Tang Xiaogong: What's wrong?Still posted?

The traffic policeman Shou Gao coldly pointed to the vertical sign next to the car, with the words "No Parking" clearly written on it.

Traffic police officer: Be careful next time.

Tang Xiaogong was silent. . .

After the people left, Tang Xiaogong opened the car door fiercely, and Chai Xiaoshou trembled from the cold murderous aura.

Chai Xiaoshou: What, what, what's wrong?

Tang Xiaogong: You good-for-nothing! ! !You meant to hurt me, didn't you? !No Parking Can't You See It! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou: I, I didn't pay attention. . .And, you didn't see it either. . .

Tang Xiaogong: How dare you talk back! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou: Mr. QAQ, I was wrong. . .

Tang Xiaogong really had the urge to throw this trash here, but seeing his aggrieved and obedient appearance, Tang Xiaogong was in a good mood again. . .

Could it be. . .What unknown hidden properties are activated? !This doesn't seem very good. . .

Tang Xiaogong patted Tanchai Xiaoshou's forehead, waved his hand to indicate that it was all right, and drove back to school.

The author has something to say:

For the traffic police stalk, please read another short essay at the end of Wo, which feels cuter than this one. .I personally prefer that article, but I can only click on it QAQ