how to kill a roommate

Chapter 11

The end of the term is coming soon, and the weather is very cold.

Chai Xiaoshou thought with a little inferiority, I am really a good-for-nothing, and I will definitely fail this time.

Tang Xiaogong hated that iron could not be made into steel, this good-for-nothing is indeed a dou who cannot be supported, even after working hard for a month, it is still not covered with mud!

Chai Xiaoshou was bathed in such gazes every day, shrunk into a glutinous rice ball, and hid his face in his coat.

On the day of the exam, Chai Xiaoshou felt extraordinarily cold, maybe it was because of a cold heart.Shake your hands, shake your feet, take a deep breath, jump up and down to answer the exam questions~

Coincidentally, Tang Xiaogong was sitting near him, looking at his frozen red paws, he couldn't help frowning, the physique of the trash is too weak.

Tang Xiaogong wrote two questions casually, and found that Chai Xiaoshou was very surprised to be writing!This guy suddenly became psychic?

Tang Xiaogong was worried, wrote two questions and then looked up over there.

what happened?A few simple formulas for that question can be OK, why did he write a bunch of them densely.

Tang Xiaogong unconsciously raised his head almost every minute, and finally angered the invigilator!

The invigilator thought to himself: I don’t want to catch you because you are so handsome, but you still put your nose on your face, you really treat a tiger like a kitty!

The invigilator paced over with a constipated face, standing between Tang Xiaogong and Chai Xiaoshou, blocking Tang Xiaogong's sight.

Tang Xiaogong was annoyed and had no choice but to write the answer as big as possible, and put half of the paper under the table.

I hope the waste wood is not too stubborn, the uncle can only help you so far.

After standing for a while, the invigilator found that Tang Xiaogong had calmed down, so he walked away.

Tang Xiaogong saw that Chai Xiaoshou was answering the question with a thick head and a thick head, and wondered if this guy really had a head made of elm lumps?

He coughed a few times on purpose and made some strange movements, the eyes of the other students were chuachua, but Chai Xiaoshou was already in a place where no one was there, his hands and feet were numb from the cold, but now he was fine, even his head was sweating.

I saw an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, and he felt very proud.

Tang Xiaogong stared angrily, and before he could figure out how to clean up the trash when he went back, the invigilator rushed over angrily.

Invigilator: This student, you tried to copy the papers of the classmate next door (Chai Xiaoshou) several times, and the teacher forgave you. This time you dare to make a blatant gesture and confiscate the papers. Let's go!

Tang Xiaogong was angry: I copied his paper? !you!

Before he finished speaking, he was stopped by Xiao M.

Little M: ​​Yes, yes, yes, the invigilator, I am the school committee, if he made a mistake, don’t worry about it, give him another chance.

The invigilator was irritated by Tang Xiaogong's attitude just now, because there was nowhere to vent his anger.

Invigilator: Classmate, please get out immediately!Otherwise, I will call your dean to report criticism!

Tang Xiaogong rolled his eyes, turned around and patted Xiao M on the shoulder.

Tang Xiaogong: Thank you brother, I'll go out first and go back to have a drink together.

Little M was a little dumbfounded. The attitude of the invigilator just now could ignite this volcano in minutes.What's the matter today, so low-browed.Look at the corners of his slightly raised mouth, it seems. . .Still happy?

Chai Xiaoshou watched Tang Xiaogong walk away pitifully, feeling sorry for him.Don't make him answer wood~

╮(￣▽￣")╭But he is such a top student, he deserves it if he dies 【Nostril Picking】

Tang Xiaogong didn't know yet, so he secretly liked his double Q ==

Master can only help you here, let's see you in the make-up exam~

Chai Xiaoshou, who was still trying to copy the questions, naturally didn't like it. Tang Xiaogong didn't answer the questions well at all in order to take care of it.

Tsk tsk tsk, if you don't obediently deliver it to your door, you are worthy of Tang Xiaogong who is so devoted!

It's winter vacation in a blink of an eye, looking at Chai Xiaoshou, who is almost at the red light, looking so miserable, Tang Xiaogong really wants to give him a face with the Tathagata Palm!

Do you think the teacher will give it to you just because you are cute? !

Chai Xiaoshou is not worried about this, what he is worried about now is that the snoring sound has not been secretly recorded, it is so swollen!

Tang Xiaogong seemed to be very busy after the winter vacation. For a long time, he didn't go back to the dormitory and didn't see Chai Xiaoshou very much.

Until Chai Xiaoshou dragged his luggage and got on the train, he didn't see the last side.

For some reason, Chai Xiaoshou became depressed =-=

I fell there at night and couldn't sleep, I rolled around...~(～o￣▽￣)～o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .

When the bell rang, Chai Xiaoshou got up staring at his blue eyes.

Nani!It turned out to be the scum of Tang who disappeared and evaporated!

Chai Xiaoshou wanted to hang up the phone angrily, but felt that it was too hypocritical.Even he could smell the aura of sister Lin, who was full of pantothenic acid all over her body, ╮(￣▽￣")╭ she was in a bad mood again.

Chai Xiaoshou: Hello ==

Tang Xiaogong: Yo, why are you so indifferent?

Chai Xiaoshou: Ha ha == Do you want me to pounce on it, Your Majesty?

Tang Xiaogong: Shit, nozuonodie understand?

Chai Xiaoshou changed her position: "Tell me about the matter, the young master is sleeping comfortably!"

Tang Xiaogong: Kao, how could my concubine sleep alone without me?

Chai Xiaoshou: P!How long has it been since you died, the grave is almost smoking, without you I would have to commit suicide due to insomnia!

Hey, wait, it seems that the point is not right. . .Who cares==

Chai Xiaoshou is quite happy~ Well, to be honest, it should be that the muddy horse in his heart is running against the wind like shedding its hair, and the horse hair fluttering in the wind exhaled comfortably

Didn't I say you can make it!

Chai Xiaoshou swayed with Erlang's legs crossed, treating the air as an invisible stream, enjoying himself.

Tang Xiaogong hadn't listened to the scumbag for a long time, so he decided to pardon him for his crime of disrespect.

The two chatted about bilibili for a while, Tang Xiaogong said that he was too busy to see him off, Chai Xiaoshou wanted to be happy~~~ died? (Tucao (⁄"⁄))

Tang Xiaogong: I'm exhausted after a busy day~ Sure enough, Xiao Chaizi is my favorite, and I'm not used to being served by others.

Chai Xiaoshou: Let's see what kind of wealth you are showing off, rub it.

Tang Xiaogong: Hey, I don’t dare to love my concubine~ It’s getting late, why don’t you go to bed early.

Chai Xiaoshou: (⊙o⊙) Ah!You are going to sleep!so early!

Tang Xiaogong: ...

It's almost a little late, what do you usually do?

Chai Xiaoshou thought that he still couldn't fall asleep, so he wanted to reach out his hand through the signal and strangle this guy's neck!

A good young man who thinks I'm good-natured, was forced to go on the road of no return today, you have to be responsible for the scum of Tang Dynasty! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou: Can I. . .Hang up the phone_(:з」∠)_

Tang Xiaogong: You are burning so much money that you want to donate it to China Mobile?

Chai Xiao was enraged, isn't this guy a top student, why did his brain circuit go astray!Hey, my dear, can you communicate happily even if your IQ is down?

Tang Xiaogong: Okay, stop making trouble, my dear, we can lie down and chat on WeChat.

Chai Xiaoshou: Then how can it be the same!

Wechat can't hear the snore again==

Tang Xiaogong: Push your nose to your face. . .

Chai Xiaoshou hum

Tang Xiaogong sighed, it was also a long time since I saw him, I felt that this guy was acting like a baby. . .The weirdest thing is that I still want to pamper him, what's wrong with him ==!

Tang Xiaogong: Turn on the computer, go to YY ==

Chai Xiaoshou's "thump" eyes lit up, and he went to turn on the computer in a frenzy.

Board YY

Jimu 囧 Meng: I’m here meow~o(=∩ω∩=)m