how to kill a roommate

Chapter 14

The four years of stumbling and stumbling came to an end very quickly. Speaking of which, are the two of them still together? . .

Tang Xiaogong: Okay, stop making trouble, and give grandpa a kiss.

Chai Xiaoshou: Congratulations!You didn't catch the goddess for me!You liar!

Tang Xiaogong: Why didn't you catch up!I worked very hard to help you catch up, okay?Fuck, think about my own wife, I don’t care so much ==

Don't you. . .Not jealous?

How can you not be jealous?Every time Chai Xiaoshou watched Tang Xiaogong's elaborately designed romantic plots, she was trying to coax the goddess, and the goddess will be demoted in an instant, okay? What kind of death did nozuonodie do himself┭┮﹏┭┮

Chai Xiaoshou: Eat your sister's jealousy!

Tang Xiaogong: Oh, as expected of my wife, she already has the consciousness of caring for my family!But it's a pity that my sister is still in our mother's belly~

Chai Xiaoshou was ashamed and angry: Shaopo!There is also a face. . .

Chai Xiaoshou exuded incomparable resentment, and two demon wings grew thick from his shadow~~~ Is it possible to be swollen

Chai Xiaoshou: You scum who hooks up with girls from good families!Make me goddess, you are the one who will not marry me now! ! !

Tang Xiaogong shouted for injustice: I am wronged, my wife!How do I know she's going to see me?Aren't you the main character every time? . .

Of course Tang Xiaogong wouldn't say it, but Chai Xiaoshou's colorful and awkward expression every time after he arranged it himself was really too patient!I really want people to abuse him so much! ! !If this is the case, the girl can also fall in love with him. . .Well, then Tang Xiaogong can only praise himself.My wife is excellent!IQ is ignored of course. . .

Chai Xiaoshou: Get away!What are you sticky on a hot day!I'm so hot_(:з」∠)_

Tang Xiaogong walked away obediently this time, and Chai Xiaoshou was disappointed~

The dusty ceiling fan in the dormitory is turning crunchingly, it can't solve the despair brought by the scorching heat at all QAQ

Chai Xiaoshou looked at the computer that had been hot and dead for the nth time, and lay down lazily, half asleep and half awake.

After a while, Chai Xiaoshou felt a pleasant coolness on his body.

Ah~ really comfortable~~~

Chai Xiaoshou choked up and wanted to sleep in a different position.

kindness?Why do you feel so heavy on your waist?The shoulders also suddenly became heavy. . .There was also an annoying hot air blowing into the ear.

Chai Xiaoshou was a little annoyed in his bewilderment, what was so annoying and disturbed his sleep?

With a wave of his big paw, he slammed into his ear, and was immediately caught dead.Then before he could react, he was pulled back and fell into a cool embrace.

Chai Xiaoshou, who was still in shock, opened his mouth and stared at his big eyes, so cute~~~

Tang Xiaogong couldn't hold back a wolf kiss and rushed forward.

Beauty in arms is really a beautiful thing in life~~~

Chai Xiaoshou originally wanted to struggle, but he felt that the whole dormitory was just so cool in front of his eyes. He held the principle of being a fool if he didn't take advantage of it, and sat there honestly and endured Tang Xiaogong's mischief.But with his IQ, he probably didn't think about who would be caught in the fur coat and pick his nose.

The more Tang Xiaogong kissed, the more passionate and excited he became, and his body gradually became less cool.

After Chai Xiaoshou, who crossed the river and demolished the bridge, felt that Tang Xiaogong's body was heating up, he must not let him take advantage of it anymore!

After ruthlessly pushing Tang Xiaogong away, Chai Xiaoshou accused him righteously and righteously.

Chai Xiaoshou: Go!Is it possible to be a little serious if I only fill my mind with some junk all day?

Tang Xiaogong laughed: I am full of rubbish?It's not like anyone has to make up the exam every year (﹃"﹣)

Chai Xiaoshou's sophistry: Do you think that colleges are all about cultivating academic masters like you with IQ but no integrity?Without the support of us qualified and moral scumbags, you are a fluff, hum╭(╯^╰)╮

Tang Xiaogong shook his head vigorously, shaking his hair that was still dripping, and it became sticky again.

Tang Xiaogong: Kiss my wife, don't you think it's because your husband ran to drink cold water in order to relieve you from the summer heat, so why can't you give him a compliment?

Chai Xiaoshou's breast protection: Wherever it is cool, stay there!What prize do you want?just. . .Didn’t I just give it to you (⁠”⁠)

Tang Xiaogong: Object!How can that be enough!

Chai Xiaoshou: Oppose and reject!Aren't you too hot yourself? It's cheap and good-looking!

Tang Xiaogong stood up angrily, wet water droplets flowed from the tips of his hair to his muscular chest muscles, it was really eye-catching (﹃) drool

Chai Xiaoshou stared straight at himself as worthless (“" he)

Chai Xiaoshou thought he was going to be scolded. . .It's too bad, recently I've been a bit of a spoiled and arrogant person, but. . .He won't really hit me, right? QAQ was calling his wife just now, is it going to be domestic violence so soon!

When Chai Xiaoshou was suspicious, Tang Xiaogong had already put on his clothes and slammed the door and went out.

Alas, in summer, it is inevitable to be irritable, especially for some people who are dissatisfied with desires ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Chai Xiaoshou was in deep self-reflection. . .

Did I go too far and lose my popularity? . .

An hour later, Tang Xiaogong still hadn't come back.

Chai Xiaoshou didn't even eat lunch because he was usually brought back by Tang Xiaogong, and he was too lazy to be kept in captivity.

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Chai Xiaoshou had his chest stuck to his back, but he dared not go shopping.What if Tang Xiaogong doesn't see him when he comes back?Why do you apologize. . .Of course, he would never think of ordering a meal like this scumbag ╮(￣▽￣")╭

When Chai Xiaoshou was still complaining about himself, Tang Xiaogong's voice appeared.

Tang Xiaogong: Useless firewood, open the door!

Chai Xiaoshou rolled and crawled over, thinking that he would pounce on Tang Xiaogong when he saw Tang Xiaogong~ This trick is usually more effective, so he won't be angry anymore~

But Chai Xiaoshou discovered that Tang Xiaogong was holding a small household appliance half the height of a person, could it be? . .air conditioner? ! ! !

Chai Xiaoshou asked blankly: Why do you buy an air conditioner?

Tang Xiaogong rolled his eyes: My wife, can you get out of the way first? !

Chai Xiaoshou hastily dodged away, feeling secretly happy, (*^__^*) hee hee... He called me wife again, so he probably doesn't blame me.Ah~ I spent so much money on air conditioners, I am so touched! ! !

Tang Xiaogong was sweating all over his body, so he ran to the fan to blow it.

Chai Xiaoshou went to get a wet towel in a very virtuous manner, and took the initiative to wipe Tang Xiaogong's sweat.

Looking down from the angle, the daughter-in-law's palm-sized face is so cute!

Tang Xiaogong lowered his head fiercely, just in time to peck Chai Xiaoshou's slightly pouting lips.

Chai Xiaoshou blushed and complained: It's not serious!Me, I won't wipe it for you. . .

Tang Xiaogong caught the man and kissed him secretly, and said shamelessly: I have always been very dedicated and serious to my wife!

Chai Xiaoshou didn't want to talk to him at first, but feeling his fiery body, he must have been exposed to the sun, and he couldn't bear it anymore~

After Tang Xiaogong took advantage of Huihui again, he finally let go of Chai Xiaoshou.

Tang Xiaogong: Daughter-in-law, see how kind I am to you, come and see~~~Dangdangdang!

Chai Xiaoshou thought Tang Xiaogong bought an air conditioner, but found that he opened a door, and it turned out to be a small refrigerator!It's full of ice cubes~

Chai Xiaoshou is also very happy, there is ice to eat and it can cool the heart~~~

Just when he was about to reach out to get ice cubes, the refrigerator door was mercilessly closed by Tang Xiaogong again.He laughed evilly. . .

Tang Xiaogong: Just now I took a cold shower and hugged you, did you push me away because you thought it was too hot?This time I changed, into, ice.

Chai Xiaoshou was stunned by Shen Jingbing in front of him.

Wait, isn't this ice for eating? !It is used, used. . .

Chai Xiaoshou, who has been home for so many years, has naturally been influenced by the island country a lot, and immediately thought of it with a blushing heartbeat, cough cough XXplay or something, it’s rough o(*////▽////*)q

No matter what, Chai Xiaoshou couldn't stop the whirling YY in his mind, why didn't Nima have such a thoughtful mind during the exam!

Tang Xiaogong touched his burnt ear, lay on it and said: Honey, are you hot~~~?

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Everyone below make up their own brains, the poster is a very pure child o(*////▽////*)q and there are extras