how to kill a roommate

Chapter 15

The time counts down to the first half of the senior year.

Chai Xiaoshou was lying on the table half dead. Everyone was busy writing papers or looking for a job, but he couldn't cheer up.

Because of that cheating, he and Tang Xiaogong didn't have their degree certificates anymore. Although it was sad for a while before, Tang Xiaogong's frequent scolding every day finally succeeded in changing him from guilt to guilt. For anger!In Tang Xiaogong's words, this is normal

But now seeing that everyone's thesis has been opened and the work is about to be settled, Chai Xiaoshou must start to feel anxious.

Every day Tang Xiaogong was so mysterious that he couldn't see anyone, Chai Xiaoshou didn't even have anyone to share his pain, and his voice became hoarse when he got angry.

When Tang Xiaogong finally had the time to show up, he found out that his wife was already "haggard and worn out, and now she is worthy of being picked up" (⁄"⁄), what a painful realization!

Chai Xiaoshou glanced at him faintly, then continued drinking his lunch—cold water

There's no way, I can't swallow anything in my throat, and my mouth is full of pits and it hurts when I touch it, and I lost several rounds of weight.

Tang Xiaogong was so distressed that he forcibly pulled him into his arms.

Touching his hair, Tang Xiaogong said: My wife is suffering~ I know you are worried about graduation, and I have been running about it recently.

Chai Xiaoshou's lifeless big eyes lit up instantly, looking at him pitifully.

Tang Xiaogong was a little afraid to look directly: I'm sorry. . .I discussed it with my mother, and she firmly opposed me using my family relationship. . .So, we can only rely on ourselves.

Chai Xiaoshou knows that he must have suffered a lot for so many days, even his abdominal muscles have shrunk QAQ

Chai Xiaoshou, who couldn't speak, rubbed his head against Tang Xiaogong's chin, pinched the shrinking abdominal muscles with his paws, and patted him twice to show comfort.

It's so sweet!

Tang Xiaogong was very helpful, and swallowed what he was about to say.

The two of them were bored enough that Tang Xiaogong opened his mouth.

Tang Xiaogong: Wife, although we can't get a degree certificate, we still have other ways to go.

Chai Xiaoshou's eyes instantly dropped to freezing point, and he began to struggle desperately again.He knew that to Tang Xiaogong, this wasn't a magic horse, but after four years of playing around, he couldn't even get a piece of paper, so what face would he have to meet Jiang Dong's elders! ┭┮﹏┭┮

Tang Xiaogong: If you don’t care about that piece of paper, your husband will support you in the future~ But look at your appearance (⁠”⁹)

There is another way to get a degree certificate, but the process is more painful, would you like it?

Chai Xiaoshou nodded desperately.

Tang Xiaogong thought to himself, Shit, if only you could be so happy when I propose marriage!

Tang Xiaogong: You!want!Test!research!

Chai Xiaoshou was dizzy from the shock of such learning. . .

The Chinese are extremely concerned about face, and whoever loses face is equivalent to killing half of his life.Of course Chai Xiaoshou didn't want to be killed by everyone's eyes after going back, wouldn't that be Ling Chi every day, hacked into pieces!

Since then, a generation of scumbags has embarked on the journey of being a top student with the left hand and writing with the right hand!

but. . .Half a month later. . .

Tang Xiaogong growled: Damn!You bastard!What have you been doing for four years in college? ! !You don’t even know how to do such a basic question, how did you pass the make-up exam! ! !

Chai Xiao was wronged and angry: It's not you!You harass people every day, and you only think about you, a scumbag in class, so how can you even think about listening to class!

Tang Xiaogong automatically stopped attacking and switched to 213 mode.

Tang Xiaogong is mean: Hey, I was thinking about my husband~ Come on, to reward you, give me a kiss!

Chai Xiaoshou blushed and wiped her mouth vigorously with the back of her hand.This scumbag knows how to take advantage!There was so much movement just now!If the roommate comes back, it’s not going to be embarrassing ==!

Chai Xiaoshou climbed down again discouraged: Yes, I am a good-for-nothing, and I have no hope of even taking the postgraduate entrance examination. . .

Tang Xiaogong rolled his eyes and squatted down: Wife, or let's change majors.

Chai Xiaoshou is weak: a liberal arts can cross hair majors_(:з」∠)_

Tang Xiaogong smiled charmingly: We can cross science

Chai Xiaoshou's eyes widened in disbelief: Kissing you, are you crazy? ! ! !

Tang Xiaogong rubbed his head: Nothing in the world is difficult if you put your heart into it~ There is also your husband with you, don’t be afraid

Chai Xiaoshou squinted and despised Tang Xiaogong: Ha ha == I am not as smart as you, uncle, and I can learn everything with ease.

Unable to withstand Tang Xiaogong's coercion and temptation, Chai Xiaoshou finally sat in the postgraduate entrance examination class with a bitter face.

Their high mathematics course has only been taught for a year, and now it sounds more like a bible!Chai Xiaoshou sat there swaying from side to side, nodding like a chicken pecking at rice.

Tang Xiaogong whispered: If you don't obediently listen to the class, don't blame me for making trouble

Chai Xiaoshou thought of the painful experience, and immediately felt his chrysanthemum tighten!The energy of the whole person is restored to full value!And the upper body is sitting straight, causing the people behind to complain, "Why did you suddenly grow so tall! Damn! I'd better sleep ╮(￣▽￣")╭"

Every day, Tang Xiaogong urged Chai Xiaoshou to study.

The energy of the scumbag has not been released, so once it is activated, it can summon the dragon!Chai Xiaoshou seems to be on the hook. Although he is forced to practice non-stop every day, the sea of ​​questions tactics will always work!He actually memorized all the basic question types!Sometimes you don't even need to read the questions to know which numbers should be applied in which positions!

Chai Xiaoshou had a great time playing, it turned out that the days of being a top student were so enjoyable!

23333 Look at those scumbags who are still busy with the senior exams, you mortals should tremble as much as possible!

Another point is that Tang Xiaogong is not angry. This guy really stimulates his instincts infinitely when it comes to life and death. He has never failed in English, but now he can memorize words with a photographic memory! ! !Tang Xiaogong was so angry that he was still carrying B here, and the trash turned to D after a few glances! ! !What a rhythm against the sky!

Tang Xiaogong: Say it!What is your secret to memorizing words!

Chai Xiaoshou looked bewildered: Don't everyone memorize it like this?Anyway, I seem to remember it after watching it a few times. . .

Tang Xiaogong: ...

Kung fu pays off and is not used to deceive children. Although it is very easy to get into this school, it is not so easy for those who are cross-professional!Chai Xiaoshou has become the myth of the whole class!In the future, the teacher will often mention this enigmatic character to the students!

On the day when he received the admission notice, Chai Xiaoshou almost cried with joy, but Tang Xiaogong really burst into tears!

Nima's torture is finally over!

Later, Chai Xiaoshou continued to study in graduate school with joy and found out that Tang Xiaogong didn't apply for the exam at all.He spent so much time just to be with himself.

Chai Xiaoshou was very moved~ Although it shouldn't be as hypocritical as in the novel, Chai Xiaoshou felt that he must repay him solemnly!

In a blink of an eye it will be Tang Xiaogong's birthday, Chai Xiaoshou decides. . .So shy o(*////▽////*)q so rude to respect!

In the past few days, Chai Xiaoshou secretly searched for resources in the room, and found one until he was sweating profusely.Never mind, read it first.Don't get so nervous that you don't understand anything, and you'll be ridiculed by that scumbag!

Chai Xiaoshou clicked and took a look: Damn it!It's okay!Ah, the sound is too shameful, cover your face!This difficulty is too high, I definitely can't do it! (⊙o⊙) Wow, why is it like this? !Am I going to practice yoga first?

Just as he was watching with relish, Tang Xiaogong suddenly appeared and put his arms around his shoulders.

Tang Xiaogong: Honey, what are you looking at, huh?

Shocked, Chai Xiaoshou snapped down the computer screen!Just listen to "pop". . .

Chai Xiaoshou's time and space froze, Tang Xiaogong reluctantly opened the notebook, and the screen dropped sparsely to check.

Chai Xiaoshou: QAQ I didn't mean to!

Tang Xiaogong: Alright, it’s okay, I wanted to throw this away a long time ago.My wife is a top student now, and she can learn everything quickly and well. Why don't we discuss what we just learned and buy a computer tomorrow, shall we?

Chai Xiaoshou: Huh? !But not today!Your birthday hasn't come yet!

Tang Xiaogong smiled openly: Oh~ It turned out to be a birthday present~ My husband is so touched.Any birthday is fine, my wife, whatever day you say it is~~~

Chai Xiaoshou: But. . .

Tang Xiaogong: Shh~ Today is it~

Chai Xiaoshou: But. . .

Tang Xiaogong: Have you forgotten who is with you through thick and thin?Forgot who caused me to drop out of school now?Forgot the answer note who ate it for you?

Chai Xiaoshou is getting smaller and smaller, well, it is more and more convenient to swallow in one gulp O(∩_∩)O~

The author has something to say:

It's finally over ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Many stories in the article are the shadow of the host’s life, thank you girls for your support!This postgraduate entrance examination is also a true story~

See you tomorrow in Xinkeng, group!