Chapter 695 [Fanwai 029] The so-called vulgarity
Chapter 695 [Fanwai 029] The so-called vulgarity
"The lotus flower is the most pure, and the myth will last forever." Mo Junlan's eyes were as bright as the stars, and a very beautiful smile was raised on his face, and he pursed his lips and said, "I am a lotus flower, and I am proud of myself."
"But the problem is, you are a black lotus." Gu Yunqing couldn't help but said.
"You are so superficial." Mo Junlan snorted coldly, and said with a very arrogant expression, "You who only look at the appearance will never understand the interesting soul hidden in my body; it is only as shallow as you that you appear like this Unremarkable."
Gu Yunqing couldn't help being choked, his mouth is actually very powerful, but every time he meets Mo Junlan, he is always choked up speechless.
"Don't forget, your body is also a flower." Ling Xiao gave Gu Yunqing a cold look, and said, "And it's also the kind of flower that represents death and ominousness."
Gu Yunqing twitched her lips and said, "It's better than you being a sword."
"Brother Junlan just doesn't mind it." Ling Xiao said indifferently.
"My brother Ye doesn't dislike me either." Gu Yunqing snorted coldly.
"Well, he just finds you annoying." Ling Xiao said lightly.
Gu Yunqing, "..."
"After all, I'm the only one who is the most normal." Yun Moli sighed.
"Next, let's start beating." Mo Junlan clenched his fists and stared at Yun Canghao with burning eyes.
Yun Canghao's eyelids couldn't help twitching, and he turned his head to look at Mo Junye, his expression seemed a little sad, and his tone was deep and authentic, "Xiaoye, do you really want to come with them to deal with me? Actually, I don't mind if you hit me, but I don't mind if they hit me!"
Just as Mo Junye was about to speak, he suddenly heard Mo Junlan's voice.
"Actually, I still want to draw a turtle on your face." Mo Junlan blinked.
Everyone, "..."
"Shut up for me." Yun Canghao glared at Mo Junlan angrily, gritted his teeth, and said, "You are a shit stick."
"I'm still a stick, but you're just the pile of shit I messed up." Mo Junlan replied angrily.
Everyone, "..."
Yun Canghao's face was gloomy like dripping water, he was really disgusted by Mo Junlan's words.
"When you beat a beast, you beat the beast. Do you have to say such disgusting things?" Mo Junye said with a look of disgust.
"He said it first." Mo Junlan twitched the corners of his lips, and said in a dissatisfied tone, "He can disgust me, why can't I disgust him?"
"Lan Lan is right." Feng Jinghua nodded and said, "So I suspect that the bones and flesh of that animal are made of excrement, and the blood is made of urine."
"Daddy's suspicion is what I think now." Mo Junlan nodded.
"Brother Jun Lan's suspicion is also my suspicion." Ling Xiao said with a deadpan expression.
"As the head of the family, I choose to support their doubts." Di Xuanji said indifferently, "I am a good Taoist couple and a good father."
"Lanlan flies bravely, and my father will always be with me." Feng Jinghua blurted out immediately, her eyes were also unusually bright.
Everyone, "..."
Living with this family, there is basically no shortage of jokes every day.
Yun Canghao's complexion was completely dark. If eyes could kill, he would have tortured and killed the whole family thousands of times.
"Speaking of which, why do you call him a beast?" Mo Junlan suddenly asked.
"That's right!" Gu Yunqing was startled when he heard the words, and said, "Where did the title of animal come from?"
Listening to what they said, Yun Canghao couldn't help but froze, and then gave Mo Junye a guilty look.
"Why do you have so many questions?" Mo Junye said indifferently, "Do you still want to fight?"
"Hit!" After Mo Junlan responded, he immediately went to attack Yun Canghao.
Because Yun Canghao was thinking about the past, he didn't react for a while, and was slapped on the face by Mo Junlan.
Everyone, "..."
Mo Junlan blinked his eyes twice, and said with some surprise, "Hey, you actually stand up and let me beat you? It's really..."
However, before Mo Junlan finished speaking, Yun Canghao attacked him with anger on his face, and at the same time gritted his teeth and said, "You damn guy, I'm going to beat you until even your father can't recognize you. "
"You don't have the ability." Mo Junlan snorted coldly.
"Ugly, even if my family Lanlan turns into ashes, I will still recognize him." Feng Jinghua said angrily, "You eunuch who can't have children won't understand what it's like to be a father."
Seeing this, the others also went to besiege Yun Canghao.
Facing the siege of the crowd, Yun Canghao was quickly defeated, after all his strength had already been weakened a lot.
"Take him under control, I want to draw a turtle." Mo Junlan said while taking out a special pen and ink from the space.
Everyone, "..."
Although they all felt that Mo Junlan's behavior was childish, they still used their strength to control Yun Canghao's body.
"You hateful guys." Yun Canghao's face was full of grief and indignation.
"Shit shut up!" Mo Junlan glared at Yun Canghao.
"How dare you say that this seat is feces?" Yun Canghao glared at Mo Junlan fiercely.
"You are the incarnation of feces." Mo Junlan snorted coldly.
"It's better not to say such disgusting words." Mo Junye squinted at Mo Junlan.
"Why?" Mo Junlan said a little dissatisfied, "I'm not scolding you."
"But I feel disgusted when I hear it." Mo Junye said a little speechlessly.
"Then you can turn off your sense of hearing!" Mo Junlan frowned.
"...This will make you look very undignified and elegant." Mo Junye lowered his eyes and said, "Only vulgar people would say that kind of thing."
"Really?" Mo Junlan frowned slightly.
"Didn't you always say that you are noble and elegant?" Mo Junye looked at Mo Junlan with a calm expression, "But what you say now is simply extremely vulgar."
"Jun Ye is right." Xue Qingyan nodded in agreement.
"Xiao Lan'er, you always thought you were elegant, but in fact that was just narcissism." Mo Junxie sighed, "You are not elegant at all."
"And it's very naive." Yun Moli continued.
"You wayward little brat." Gu Yunqing said.
"En!" Ling Moye also responded, agreeing with their words.
"They are right, you are a vulgar person, and you are even worse than a beast." Yun Canghao said maliciously.
Listening to their words, Mo Junlan couldn't help but fell into silence.
"You guys will only bully my family Lanlan, my family Lanlan is thousands of times better than you." Feng Jinghua immediately replied angrily.
"You guys are quite good at talking nonsense." Di Xuanji said coldly.
"Because they didn't speak human language." Ling Xiao said coldly.
Mo Junlan sighed suddenly, and after concentrating for a moment, he slowly opened his lips and said, "Sometimes people are too perfect, and they will be envied."
Everyone, "..."
"I'm so perfect, it's normal for you to be jealous." Mo Junlan smiled lightly, and said with pursed lips, "So I won't blame you, after all, this kind of thing is easy to understand."
"...You are shameless!" Xue Qingyan twitched the corners of her lips.
"You are shameless." Mo Junye glanced at Mo Junlan lightly.
"Oh!" Mo Junlan responded lightly, and then she didn't show any anger, but it seemed that they were a little unreasonable.
Everyone, "..."
"Don't you want to hit someone?" Mo Junlan frowned, "Then continue!"
After speaking, Mo Junlan kicked Yun Canghao's ass a few more times.
Yun Canghao's complexion was very ugly.
Mo Junlan squatted down beside Yun Canghao, and then drew something on his face with the pen in his hand.
Besides the turtle, he also drew several pig heads.
Feng Jinghua looked at Yun Canghao's face, and then let out a crazy laugh without any image.
Yun Canghao's eyes were dark and he stared at Mo Junlan viciously, and at the same time wanted to beat Feng Jinghua violently.
"Lanlan don't worry about drawing, Daddy will laugh with you." Feng Jinghua said with a smile.
So under Feng Jinghua's encouragement, Mo Junlan drew several little mice on Yun Canghao's face.
Everyone, "..."
"Would you like to draw too?" Mo Junlan excitedly turned to look at the others.
"He is my big brother after all, let's forget it." Yun Moli said helplessly.
Yun Canghao snorted coldly, for this younger brother who came to bully him with others, he doesn't have any good feelings for him now.
But Mo Junxie secretly gave Xue Qingyan a wink.
Xue Qingyan understood immediately, her eyes flickered, she curled her lips into a smile, and said, "Xiao Lan'er, give me your pen."
Upon hearing this, Mo Junlan immediately handed the brush in her hand to Xue Qingyan, and asked, "What do you want to draw?"
"Shit!" Xue Qingyan smiled slightly.
Everyone, "..."
"Brother idiot, did you hear that?" Mo Junlan turned to look at Mo Junye, raised his eyebrows and said, "Your Taoist companion is also a vulgar person."
"He is different from you." Mo Junye said quite calmly.
"I do understand your thoughts." Mo Junlan smiled lightly, "After all, in your eyes, even if he is a pile of shit, that is the best."
"To each other!" Mo Junye smiled coldly.
"Are you taking turns disgusting people?" Ling Moye frowned.
"You are not human." Mo Junlan twitched the corner of his mouth.
Ling Moye, "..."
"Speaking of which, brother idiot, you haven't explained to me what happened just now!" Mo Junlan looked at Mo Junye with bright eyes.
"What's the problem?" Mo Junye pretended not to understand.
"That's why you call him a beast?" Mo Junlan laughed.
"Do you know about flower pickers?" Mo Jun Yefeng said calmly, "He is a famous flower picker in our universe."
"No..." Yun Canghao subconsciously wanted to explain when he heard Mo Junye's words, but Xue Qingyan suddenly stuffed a bun into his mouth.
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