Chapter 696 [Fanwai 030] Daddy and Father
Chapter 696 [Fanwai 030] Daddy and Father
"So you're a flower picker!" After hearing this, Mo Junlan turned to look at Yun Canghao again, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Do you know how I deal with flower pickers?"
"Brother Junlan met a flower picker before, and that thief wanted to take advantage of Brother Junlan, but in the end he was eunuched and then killed by Brother Junlan." Ling Xiao said calmly.
Listening to Ling Xiao's words, Yun Canghao suddenly felt a cool feeling in his lower body, and his complexion was still very ugly.
Mo Junlan looked at Yun Canghao, touched his chin with his hand, and said, "So I'm thinking now, should I turn you into an eunuch?"
"Ugh..." Yun Canghao looked at Mo Junlan with resentment in his eyes.
"The eyes are so familiar." Mo Junlan stared at Yun Canghao and continued, "Could it be that you have no love for me?"
"Lan Lan, I think he must be trying to take advantage of you." Feng Jinghua's face twisted slightly, his eyes were dark and he gritted his teeth, "As long as they are flower pickers, they will definitely covet our Lan Lan."
Everyone, "..."
Yun Canghao was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"Lanlan, let's castrate him." Feng Jinghua said to Mo Junlan.
"Then you go and take off his pants, I don't want to touch him." Mo Junlan said with disgust.
"Okay!" After Feng Jinghua nodded, he really wanted to take off Yun Canghao's pants.
Yun Canghao was taken aback immediately.
The others were also a little stunned, obviously they didn't expect Feng Jinghua to actually take off Yun Canghao's pants.
But in the end it was unsuccessful, because Yun Canghao took the opportunity to run away while they were in a daze.
"Why did you let him run away?" Feng Jinghua couldn't help frowning.
Everyone, "..."
Feng Jinghua showed a very regretful expression, and said, "It's a pity, I don't know if there will be such an opportunity in the future."
"It's really a pity." Xue Qingyan couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
Mo Junye turned to look at Xue Qingyan.
"Jun Ye, I'm serious." Xue Qingyan said seriously.
"Well, if we have a chance in the future, we can also do it ourselves." Mo Junye said with a smile.
Listening to what they said, Yun Moli suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Yun Canghao.
Although Yun Canghao took the opportunity to escape, but after beating Yun Canghao, Mo Junlan's mood was much more comfortable.
The days of living on the earth are very peaceful, every day is eating, drinking and having fun, and they don't need to practice.
Feng Jinghua has recently taken a liking to doing live broadcasts, that is, singing in live broadcasts, because he thinks it is very fun.
Mo Junlan began to indulge in the game again.
On this day, Tang Le came to look for Mo Junlan.
Tang Le looked at the man in white in front of him, and couldn't help feeling in a trance.
"Tell me, what's the matter?" Mo Junlan looked at Tang Le who was sitting opposite him and asked.
Hearing the words, Tang Le came back to his senses, pursed his lips, and still couldn't help saying, "You guys are back, why didn't you come to me?"
"What do you want?" Mo Junlan asked a little puzzled.
Tang Le, "..."
"Could it be that you still want to be forced to run by me?" Mo Junlan frowned, "You don't have masochism, do you?"
"...No!" The corner of Tang Le's mouth couldn't help twitching.
"Tang Xiaole, you are already so old, you shouldn't play childish temper again." Mo Junlan said seriously.
"I haven't." Tang Le couldn't help but said in a daze.
"You have!" Mo Junlan said with a serious expression.
Tang Le, "..."
"Tang Xiaole, do you know what's on your body right now?" Mo Junlan narrowed his eyes suddenly.
Tang Le heard the words, and immediately said seriously, "It's a bit like evil spirits, but it's not, so I..."
However, before Tang Le finished speaking, Mo Junlan interrupted him.
"That's demon energy." Mo Junlan raised his eyebrows and said, "Earth has demons mixed in. It seems that the earth will not be too peaceful recently."
"Demon race?" Tang Le couldn't help being startled.
"Don't you know the demon race?" Mo Junlan said casually, "It's the kind of guy who looks like a big stupid guy."
"The demons should be very powerful." Tang Le frowned.
"No matter how powerful I am, I won't fight." Mo Junlan said bluntly, unless the other party provoked him.
Tang Le, "..."
"Tang Xiaole, we have to abide by the rules of the game, understand?" Mo Junlan narrowed his eyes slightly, smiled lightly, and said with pursed lips, "I'm not from Earth, so I won't interfere in Earth's affairs, just like 20 years ago, only Going to be a guest."
"I understand." Tang Le nodded, and pondered, "We were able to survive that disaster 20 years ago, and we can do it now."
"You can also rest assured that the heaven on the earth will not just watch the earth be destroyed. At most, some human beings will die." Mo Junlan said lightly.
Tang Le, "..."
"However, you have to get rid of the devilish energy in your body, otherwise it will affect your future cultivation." Mo Junlan shot a golden light into Tang Le's body while speaking.
At the same time as the golden light entered his body, Tang Le also felt a burst of relief, and even his cultivation base skyrocketed.
So Tang Le was stunned, and then looked at Mo Junlan in a daze.
"My power is very special. It can change the life of a living being. You are lucky." Mo Junlan said.
Tang Le's mood was very excited, but it was also very complicated. After he really embarked on the road of self-cultivation, he realized how far he was from Mo Junlan.
"Brother Mo, when will you leave Earth?" Tang Le couldn't help asking.
"I don't know." Mo Junlan said lightly, "Anyway, leave when you've had enough fun."
Tang Le blinked, then looked at Mo Junlan and asked, "Then you were originally from the God Realm?"
Mo Junlan nodded and said, "After you ascend to the God Realm, you can find me in the Endless Ghost Realm."
"Hell?" Tang Le subconsciously thought of this word.
Mo Junlan, "..."
"It's not hell." Ling Xiao said blankly, "It's just the name of a region."
"I live in the Palace of Ghosts and Gods." Mo Junlan said again.
"...It sounds like living in hell." Tang Le muttered.
Mo Junlan, "..."
"And it also sounds like an evil faction." Tang Le frowned.
"My old man used to be the number one expert in the God Realm." Mo Junlan said with a troubled expression.
"Originally?" Tang Le caught the word.
"But now, I am the number one expert in the God Realm." Mo Junlan looked arrogant, with a smug smile on his lips.
Tang Le thought for a while, and then asked, "Then do you have a way to deal with the demons?"
"Yes!" Mo Junlan pursed his lips and said, "My Chaos Fire is the nemesis of the demons."
Tang Le, "..."
"Ordinary monks can't kill the demons," Mo Junlan said.
"The demons will come back from the dead." Tang Le said in a deep voice.
"There is only one demon clan on the earth. It may have accidentally entered this space, so you can choose to seal it." Di Xuanji walked over and said in a low voice, "Lan'er, hurry up and call your father out."
"No!" Mo Junlan refused straight away.
"He has been singing in the room for three hours." Di Xuanji frowned.
"I think it's good." Mo Junlan said calmly.
Di Xuanji, "..."
Tang Le looked at Di Xuanji who looked very similar to Mo Junlan, so he asked, "Brother Mo, is this your father?"
"No!" Mo Junlan shook his head.
"Could it be brothers?" Tang Le asked curiously.
"No." Mo Junlan shook his head again.
Di Xuanji, "..."
Tang Le, "..."
Could it be my uncle?
"This is the father, and the one who stays in the room singing is the father." Mo Junlan said.
"...Is there any difference?" Tang Le asked puzzled.
"I was born by my father, and my father is the one who sows the seeds." Mo Junlan said seriously, "Do you understand?"
Di Xuanji, "..."
"Is your father a woman?" Tang Le was a little confused.
"He is a genuine man." Mo Junlan frowned.
"Then how did he have a baby?" Tang Le's face was full of doubts.
"If someone sows a seed, it will be born." Mo Junlan said.
Tang Le, "..."
"Don't talk about this kind of thing anymore." Di Xuanji said with a bit of displeasure, "Hurry up and ask your father to come out."
"No!" Mo Junlan continued to refuse, he said, "If I call him, then he will definitely bother me in the future, every time he comes to stop me from making out with Xiao'er, he is simply a pervert. "
Di Xuanji, "..."
In fact, he also felt that his Taoist companion was a bit perverted.
"If you don't want to continue listening to his singing, you can just knock him unconscious." Ling Xiao looked up at Di Xuanji, and suggested, "Anyway, he is not your opponent."
"After he wakes up, I will be the one who suffers." Di Xuanji said expressionlessly.
"You can keep beating him unconscious." Ling Xiao said casually, "Beat until he stops making trouble."
"I think Xiao'er's idea is very good." Mo Junlan's eyes lit up suddenly, he looked at Di Xuanji and said, "Father, you can really try it."
"I refuse." Di Xuanji said in a deep voice, "Will you treat your Taoist companion like this?"
"My Xiao'er is so well-behaved, she has completely different personalities from my father, so this kind of thing will never happen to us." Mo Junlan said.
Di Xuanji suddenly felt a little stuffy.
"If you don't want to watch him sing, just sleep in another room." Mo Junlan said indifferently.
"Very good!" The corner of Di Xuanji's mouth suddenly curled into a strange arc, and after taking another look at Mo Junlan, he turned and left.
"Brother Mo, your father doesn't seem to be in a good mood." Tang Le couldn't help but said.
"He is in a bad mood every day, and he is used to it." Mo Junlan said nonchalantly.
Just a moment after Mo Junlan's words fell, a high-pitched song suddenly sounded in the villa.
"Xiao Lan'er, white and white, with eyes like Daddy's, loves to eat lobster and drink milk, jumping and jumping is so cute..."
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