[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Chapter 124 23 Things About Facebook

The atmosphere at Facebook has always been: unity, tension, seriousness, and vivacity.

The work pressure of each of them is very high. They have to deal with various problems of hundreds of millions of users on the website every day, and they also have to deal with the competition from the same type of websites that are constantly emerging, and, with those who have already climbed to the top of the food chain, such as Big companies like Google and Yahoo compete for more survival resources.

In the most difficult time, Mark sat cross-legged on the bathroom floor and shed tears silently. Although he stood up again after crying and led everyone to continue to work hard, everyone knows that the road to entrepreneurship has never been a smooth road.

There are also many daily tasks, which are very trivial. Sometimes I have to tear down the east wall to make up for the west wall. In the end, even the good-tempered Dustin would slap the table and smash things to vent his negative emotions.

But at the same time, the company's working environment is extremely relaxed.

On the walls, there were nude girls and bulldog graffiti drawn by Sean’s Nth girlfriend at first, and later covered by new fashionable patterns. There are game consoles and blankets in the room. game.In addition to the indoor facilities, they can also climb along the window to a large platform area outside. There are folding beach chairs and parasols on the platform... Someone once came to the company to apply for a job, but found that the company's door was wide open and there was nothing inside. one person.Later, I found out that everyone went to work on the big balcony on the roof.

This shows the magic of this company system.

Many people in Silicon Valley think they are disorderly, but many young people think it is too cool and individual.

Therefore, when the photos of Mark and Eduardo were published in some magazine tabloids again, no matter how disturbed the outside world was.

Facebook's lovely employees didn't feel it, and at most they discussed in private: 'Oh, is Daddy finally coming home? '

This daddy's joke comes from a debate among early employees, and it is impossible to test who it is.

In order not to be beaten to death by Mark, the person involved must not be willing to come forward and admit it.

At the time, several employees were secretly talking about the lawsuit.

Contrary to the outside world's sympathy towards Eduardo, most technical geeks in the company can still understand Mark's behavior, because: "The website created by itself, every code is written with the hard work and sweat of engineers. The general feeling of love is something that those who only know how to spend money can’t understand. Profit! Profit! Would you let your children work for capitalists, or sell your children for profit? No!”

The other party was presumably a female employee.

"Although your analogy is not particularly realistic, but..."

She nodded in agreement and added: "But it is indeed like a family. The mother has to work hard to conceive in October, and the father may only give a sperm and part of the money. The relationship between him and the child, if there is no acquired It is difficult to guarantee the relationship. Therefore, under the premise of no special circumstances in the divorce case, the child is always awarded to the mother for custody."

"That's right, after the lawsuit, Facebook belongs to Mark." Another person said immediately.

Who says tech geeks are boring and can't make jokes?

Everyone present laughed.

Moreover, this group of employees has their own group behind their backs.Here, they can casually denounce the upper echelons of management.

For example, complain about Mark's tyrant behavior with strong desire for control; complain about Dustin's occasional nerd taste; complain about Sean's scumbag behavior; seat.

Not long after the conversation that made everyone laugh, I don’t know who it was from the design team. One day, wearing a vest, he complained in this group: “I was scolded again today, and the boss thought I made the background color of the webpage. It's too ugly."

It was nothing at first, Mark was always demanding and picky, it was quite normal to be said a few words.

But the bright spot is the sentence he added later: "Mummy Mark seems to be in a bad mood every time it catches up with the rain..."

Mummy Mark?

Tech geeks discover new worlds.

Immediately afterwards, someone continued to say: "Maybe postpartum depression, I really miss when Daddy Hua Duo was around..."

So, for the early employees of Facebook: Mark is the mommy, Eduardo is the daddy, Dustin is the cute eldest son with low EQ but high IQ, Chris is the second son of the top student who is particular and shrewd, Facebook is the most pampered young son... Sean?

Well, Sean is Uncle Parker next door who often comes to visit and is enthusiastic to help.

Seems like... nothing wrong?

In short, when Eduardo got involved with Mark again, some investors really suspected that the relationship between Facebook's management was chaotic, which was not conducive to the stable development of the company.

But the vast majority of people are still quite indifferent, especially in the company there has been a similar saying that 'they remarried immediately after divorce, my parents used to be like this, and they cherish it even more when they lose it'.

Anyway, this current situation is obviously more than a hundred times better than Chris's previous conjecture to scare himself.

Of course, as the website's external spokesperson, he didn't ignore the situation just because it was so good.

When Mark was researching a one-year, three-year, or five-year marriage proposal plan, he was also gradually controlling public opinion, and gradually guided everyone from accepting that "Mark and Eduardo used to be good friends. , but also still good friends' and then 'good friends have been together for a long time, found that they are too suitable for each other, and developed a brand-new relationship beyond friendship' such an excess.

In addition, Chris is also committed to using other news to attract attention, in order to achieve the ultimate goal of 'suppressing Mark's scandal'.

He's not an actor or singer, so why do he need such a big exposure?

After this transitional stage of the company has passed, when Facebook is deeply entrenched, and the development of the website will no longer be affected by the image of shareholders, as long as you keep a low profile, who has the time to control whether you get back together after divorce or have a psychosis?

Everything started to develop in a good direction.

As time goes by, everyone seems to have gradually gotten used to Eduardo and Mark being in the same frame from time to time, and they are also used to the two accounts @ing each other on Facebook and saying something that sounds weird and ambiguous at first, but is very childish after careful study.

During this relatively peaceful time, the little wizard once again accidentally made something happen.

Since he learned to appear on the computer screen, he has regarded Facebook as a traffic channel. As long as the computer with the Facebook page open, he can crawl along the data transmission in the network, and suddenly appear on those computers with Facebook open. Nothing scientific at all.

In this regard, Dustin also sighed to him with special gratitude: "Fortunately, you are pretty good-looking, otherwise, wouldn't you be like the computer reality version of the female ghost Sadako in "Midnight Ghost", which would scare people to death ?”

Thank you so much for reminding me, Dustin!

He was worried that he had nothing fun to do.

Gal, who hadn't used his Animagus ability for a long time, couldn't wait to study horror movies and find a scary image to scare people.

But he himself was timid and afraid, so he had to grab Damian and go with him.

But Damian doesn't want to watch horror movies at all.

For Robin, Batman's second-in-command who has actually seen blood and is always fighting heinous criminals, the plasma film is too fake; the psychological pressure brought by the supernatural horror genre is not as good as that brought by the psychopaths in Gotham's Arkham Asylum The pressure is high.

But in order to accompany Gal, he could only participate.

Then, he was surprised to find that the benefits of entering the world of horror movies are so good!

The little wizard was trembling with fright, completely forgetting his own Gryffindor spirit. He wanted to curl up in his arms, hugged his waist tightly, relied on him wholeheartedly, and even used all kinds of crying sounds tremblingly. Begging for mercy: "Damian, you are the best, we won't watch... we won't watch..."

Damian who fully satisfies possessiveness and control desire at the same time: O(∩_∩)O

In short, this trip to the horror movie frightened Gal for several nights, so he held onto Damian and begged him to sleep with him.

Damian is cheap and good-looking, he always pretends to be reserved, and waits for the other party to say a lot of good things before he reluctantly agrees.

Even so, the tough Gal didn't give up on his prank plans.

For his first act, he chose the rudimentary version of the octopus head.

Remember that octopus-head Davy Jones, captain of the Flying Dutchman?

Gal deftly whips out an octopus head...

And, to thank Dustin for reminding him of such a fun game.

He chose Dustin's computer.

Dustin is the chief technology officer of Facebook, so there are always many engineers who admire his technology and want to learn from him.

That day, Dustin was giving lectures to several employees of the technical department, when the computer screen suddenly went black, and a villain with an octopus head appeared on the screen.

Due to inexperience, I forgot to adjust the height ratio and other problems. If the scary octopus head becomes a Q version...

Dustin was pleasantly surprised: "Could it be that my Facebook account has finally become intelligent? Why is it an octopus?"

He died before he got out of the apprenticeship.

Gal vented in the chat box depressedly: [No, your account is smart, and your image is a piece of shit. ]

When sending a message in the chat box, the name can be displayed.

Dustin looked at Eduardo Saverin's ID and was amazed: [Hey, can you change shape?Then can you become Hua Duo?Can you change it for me? ]

The technical geek was very purely excited and said: [If it's okay, I will also go to the game in two days to help you fight that bloody boss, okay? ]

It's okay to change into an octopus, let alone become Edward!

Gal thought for a moment and satisfied him.

The shrunken version of Eduardo ran around on the screen, pushing the chat box back and forth from time to time.

Later, due to the problem of the Internet image, I forgot to control it, and accidentally revealed the triangular furry ears...

Dustin looked satisfied and happy, as if countless pink fireworks were blooming above his head.

After the uncertain little wizard got tired of playing and left, he turned his head and met the fiery eyes of a group of technical nerds in the company: "Boss, is this a newly invented artificial intelligence?"

The target of Gall's second scare is Eduardo.

This time he learned his lesson, under Damian's guidance, he created a double-faced image for himself like plasticine, and specially enlarged it.

Lovely Eduardo is not a technical geek at all.

He doesn't sit in front of his laptop every day. Everyday when he turns on the computer, he puts it on the table beside him and only looks at it when he thinks about it.

Opposite the table is a large full-length mirror.

When Gal appeared on the screen, Eduardo was no longer, but facing the mirror.

Seeing the half-disfigured face of the double-faced man...

He didn't scare Eduardo, but scared himself to tears.

When Eduardo found out, he just looked at his own account intelligence, which was crying and chasing Mark's account intelligence and shaking his fists all over the screen: "Damian...you bastard, why is the design so scary."

Damian gave a disdainful 'cut' while hiding.

After learning what happened, Eduardo made a request like Dustin: [Uh...can you become like Mark? ]

Gal had a good impression of the account holder, Eduardo Saverin, who spoke softly and had a good temper.

So, after he beat Damian away, he agreed, and the Q version of Mark started crawling around the screen, and Eduardo liked it so much.

But on the second day, the little wizard forgot to change his image for a while.

He scuttled around to the Sean Parker computer.

Inadvertently insert willows and willows.

Sean was terrified.

He wailed all the way into Facebook's headquarters holding the computer: "Help, Dustin! Help, Chris! Something happened to Mark! He's locked in the computer. God, Mark, you can't die, You haven't led everyone to complete the great cause of Facebook, you can't die..."

Then, the 'can't die' Mark appeared in front of him, with a blank and indifferent face, he shouted sharply: "Sean Parker!"

He asked coldly, "How much fucking marijuana have you smoked to get your mind like this?"

Sean stared blankly at Mark, and began to silently recall whether he had really overdosed on drugs and had hallucinations.

No, he wasn't taking drugs at all!

The author has something to say: I will go on and on for a few more chapters before I finish this world. Sometimes I can’t stop writing, it’s not intentional.

To be honest, when I wrote this chapter, I abbreviated many places, but there was still a lot of babbling.