Chapter 125 Only Daddy is Good in the World
Chapter 125 Only Daddy is Good in the World
Sean rushed into the news of Facebook headquarters holding the computer and howling.
The next day it only occupied a small section of the newspaper, not big.
Probably, a dog biting a man is not news, but a man biting a dog is news.
Apparently, the media reporters didn't react too much to this absurd behavior of this man who has always had a bad style. , it's getting weird again.
But only Sean knew how frightened he was at that time.
"He turned into Mark, suddenly appeared on my computer screen, and laughed at me, hell! I knew that Mark would not smile like this, why didn't I think of it at the time, damn it ..."
Sean complained endlessly, complaining about the mischievous behavior of the account intelligences for a while, and complaining why Mark didn't tell him that the account intelligence can also change the appearance.
Mark put up with all his neuroticism.
As long as Eduardo is not involved, he is still very loyal to Sean.
Even if this guy fooled himself into doing a lot of ridiculous things that he regretted when he was young, such as going to see the venture capitalists of Sequoia Capital in his pajamas, offending people unclearly, and setting up a bank for the company for no reason. archenemy.
But no matter what, he always remembered the help and teachings given to him by the other party when he was a fledgling and knew nothing.
"He has a bit of a bad personality, but he is still a very good person."
This has always been what Mark said when Sean was mentioned.
Taking Mark's face into consideration, the others would always stop criticizing Sean for a while.
However, Eduardo will not, this young master who is a top student with a superior family background and well-educated, has disliked Sean since the first day they met, and even went to the battle himself... High school dropout, haha; engaging in piracy Started with music software, was taken to court by the record company, lost the lawsuit, hehe; poor and poor, slept on the floor of his girlfriend’s house, worked as a waiter in Starbucks, hehe; had sex with underage girls, hehe; smoked marijuana, hehe; behaved without rules , Unrestrained, hehe.
As Sean often said, "Look, Eduardo will always drag you down";
Eduardo also often said, 'Look, Sean won't teach you well'.
Two people are so incompatible.
Fortunately, Mark has a firm and assertive personality, otherwise, all kinds of hostility and hatred between the person he loves the most and his good friends is really not something ordinary people can bear.
However, this time, the joke made by Sean made Eduardo change slightly.
"Although others are not very good, they seem to be sincere to you."
Eduardo said to Mark thoughtfully: "Look, when he thought you were trapped in the computer, he sweated all over his forehead. Although he is a bit stupid, he cares more about you than I do."
Although Mark's way of thinking is a bit different from ordinary people.
But you must know that he has taken psychology courses and picked up this knowledge again in order to fall in love. Therefore, in the face of such a typical case, if he foolishly goes up to express his approval, it will be his own death.
So, he pretended to be stupid first: "Really? I don't feel it."
Then he pretended to think for a while in a very routine way, and then solemnly expressed his loyalty: "I think he is just worried about the future development of Facebook. No one cares about me more than you, Hua Duo."
Eduardo was indeed elated, showing a bright smile that he hadn't seen for a long time.
He couldn't help stretching out his arms to hug Mark: "God, Mark. It's so sweet of you to say that."
Behind Eduardo, Chris gave a thumbs up to his enlightened boss.
Dustin led a group of nerds in the company to watch the 'artificial intelligence' attentively.
All the employees in the company thought it was Mark's invention.
In the eyes of most brain-dead fans, Mark is like a god, powerful and omnipotent.
Even if Dustin has repeatedly and honestly explained that he does not know how these two artificial intelligences appeared.
Everyone also thought 'Of course you don't know, because it was invented by Mark'!
At the same time, they didn't forget to sigh in that private group: "Mummy really loves Daddy the most. After inventing black technology, I will share it with Daddy for trial. Uncle Parker next door still loses."
Uncle Parker next door was still holding Miss Secretary's little hand in a state of shock, and said, "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, I thought it was Mark..."
Damian didn't like being surrounded by people like an orangutan in a zoo, so he didn't come out from the beginning.
Gal was bored in the online world, so he happily appeared on the computer screen to greet everyone.
The nerds continued to lament in the private group: "It's so cute, why not set it as a girl? Sure enough, Mommy prefers boys."
Anyway, starting from this day, Facebook has added a new member - two account artificial intelligence.
At first, it was the child with the triangular furry ears that was most often seen.
He's always running from one computer screen to another, looking very lively.
Since the entire company employees knew of his existence, and everyone wanted him to play on their computers, they thought of various ways to attract his attention, including setting their desktops as pretty girls, and Those who play various nursery rhymes and stories, and those who make some small board games...
The little wizards ran to play one by one very gratifyingly.
The employees looked at the lifelike, slender fluff, and gradient colors, from gray to silver, and the extremely realistic triangular ears, once again couldn't help the raging passion in their hearts, and ran to the private group to vent: " Mommy definitely has special hobbies. Have you seen the dog ears on Daddy's account (Gal: Wait, what ears are you talking about?)? Oh my god, they are made like real animals. You said, he When the two of you are in bed, will you... er, er, you understand!"
Everyone looked at each other, showing a meaningful smile.
In everyone's imagination, Mark's image is getting more and more crooked.
Ignoring these problems, Gal has a cheerful personality and loves to be lively, running around all day long, and soon became acquainted with Mark's employees.
But another mysterious account, Smart Damian, has never been seen much.
Until one day, Facebook suddenly encountered a malicious attack...
It was a very coincidental day that Mark went to Singapore to attack Eduardo's parents again.
And Dustin also had a slight cold due to the weather change, so he asked for leave to go to the hospital; as for Sean, who knows which girl's bed he slept in last night, and he couldn't be contacted at all.
In the entire company, all the technologies can only resist with all their might.
Everyone sat in front of the computer screen, fighting without daring to blink.
At this time, Damian appeared with a long knife on his back.
The Robins of Batman's generations have some computer skills. Among them, the third-generation Robin Tim Drake is the best one in hacking technology, and Damian is obsessed with it. In addition, he is smart. Although his technology in this area cannot catch up with Tim, But it hasn't been bad.
Today, he still has a natural advantage. Instead of standing on the periphery and relying on the keyboard, he can turn himself into a data stream and face the attack directly.
Although he doesn't like to be nosy, those bastards attack Facebook, and the little wizard and he happen to use Facebook as a carrier, so rounding up is tantamount to attacking him.
So Damian rushed forward with a knife in hand.
Gal has always been confident in his little friends. When Damian was fighting in the early years, he would sneak away with the captain.
Now, he will follow Damian and wait for the opportunity to release a small fireball, as if there is nothing terrible as long as he is behind the other party.
Whether it was a long knife or a small fireball, they all turned into weird counterattacks.
The group of hackers who maliciously attacked the network were quickly defeated by Damian and the little wizard, and surrendered with a white flag.
Watching this process, the group of employees couldn't help discussing once again in the privately created group:
'Aww, did you see that?Mommy has been fantasizing that she is a melee warrior, while Daddy is a long-distance legal system! ! '
'Not unusual, considering Mommy's high school fencing captain status.When he stabbed Sean with a sword several times, his movements were very sharp and brave. '
'Uh... To tell the truth, although they have always been referred to as Mommy and Daddy, but you look at the smart and mighty appearance that represents Mommy, don't you think ME is also a possibility? '
'But Daddy is tall. '
Whatever the arguments, these discussions reinforce the fact that 'Mark invented intelligent life'.
Everyone believed that the existence of Gal and Damian was created by Mark, and the character should also be the initial setting given by Mark, and based on these, they made up a lot of plots between Mark and Eduardo.
When Damian and Gal returned from victory, all the employees in the company cheered for them.
A technical geek wrote a small firework program with quick eyesight and quick hands. With one click, beautiful fireworks will bloom on the desktop, and the desktop will be full of fiery trees and silver flowers.
Gal immediately dragged the reluctant Damian, crawled over together, and stood at the lower right corner of the computer screen to watch the fireworks.
They raised their heads hand in hand, looking at the beautiful fireworks blooming like flowers on the screen. After a long time, when the fireworks were about to disappear, Damian suddenly lowered his head, kissed the corner of the little wizard's lips, and tentatively bit the corner of his mouth. touched his lips...
Such a simple and youthful appearance, coupled with the Q-version body shape, makes everything look cute and beautiful.
A group of technical geeks held their breath and concentrated, not even daring to breathe too loudly, for fear of disturbing the two intelligent little beings falling in love.
Dustin saw the message asking for help at this time, and rushed to the company sick, only to find that the company was completely silent.
He immediately walked over anxiously and worriedly, but after seeing this scene on the screen, he remained silent.
When Sean rushed over, he was just behind Dustin.
He also walked over and saw the same scene.
But unlike Dustin, he laughed directly and said, "You gathered people just to watch this? Please, watch a high-definition and uncensored type. This kind of children's play is worth watching? Don't say it's this place when you go out." For the company, what the hell! Is it possible that you are still virgins? It seems that I have to hold a get-out meeting for you when I find time, lest you guys who have never seen the world go out and embarrass yourself."
All the employees feel that the beauty of their first love and youth has been tarnished.
In many cases, the more boring a science and engineering otaku, the more childlike pure land he has in his heart.
They all gave Sean a cold look.
At the same time, I feel more and more: 'Only Daddy is good in this world, the uncle next door is really too sloppy. '
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