[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Chapter 139 The Rice Saving Project

Damian is certainly not insane.

Rationally speaking, he and the little wizard have experienced so many strange worlds together, no matter what kind of magic caused them at first, but until now, both of them are safe and sound, so it is naturally impossible for the little wizard to return to the original world. After entering the world, he encountered misfortune instead; emotionally speaking, Damian always has a vague feeling, which is difficult to be specific, but it does always exist.He could feel that Gal was in a far away place, but he was very safe and hadn't suffered any harm.

Before there is any good way to find Gal, all he can do is guard this body and wait quietly for Gal to find it by himself.

What's more, it's not the first time they've been separated, so Damian has confidence in the little wizard.

Based on the above reasons, Damian, who seems to be insane, is actually very calm.

Moreover, taking this opportunity, he made a small braid for Gal, changed into a small skirt, took a few pictures with his mobile phone, and planned to wait for Gal's return as a threat means.

It can be seen from this that it is probably black who is close to ink.

Two children who are not in the same time and space, but their thoughts are miraculously synchronized, and they both want to collect black information about each other.

But Damian's weird and childish behavior made Dick even more worried.

One night, he pushed Jason on his body and said, "Little Wing, Damian never played with dolls, but now he treats that corpse like a little girl treats her precious baby doll, don't you think it's weird?" ?"

Jason, who was working so hard, shrank instantly: "FUCK, you fucking..."

"Hey, don't swear," Dick said, eyes wide.

But Jason was clearly going crazy.

"Dickie Bird, are you human? Damian, Damian, Damian!" He raised his head viciously, pressed Dick fiercely, lowered his head and kissed him: "The person who is sleeping with you now is me , not Damian! If you dare to mention him on the bed, believe it or not, I will kill you."

Dick straightened up, kissed him comfortingly, wrapped his long legs around his waist naturally, and said cooperatively: "Hey, don't be so stingy, Little Wing! That's our younger brother."

"That brat has never treated me with the same respect as his elder brother." Jason said angrily.

But no matter what, Dick was too busy to talk about Damian during Jason's hard-working activities.

However, Tim listened to the creaking sound of the bed next door, and reluctantly plugged two earplugs in his ears: "Damn it, next time Jason says something about going home for the night, I will definitely go out early and find a good place to stay …Or why don’t you just go out to watch at night? You’re so unlucky, it’s rare to have a day off!”

I don't know if exercise can bring wisdom.

Early the next morning, Dick finally came up with a great idea to 'save' Damian.

"We have to find a way to divert Damian's attention," he told his brothers.

Tim was sleepy, covered his mouth, and yawned lazily.

"Teebo, you're not serious." Dick couldn't help complaining.

"I'm sorry, Dickie." Tim apologized kindly, and explained in passing: "I might be in better spirits today if you two hadn't been in the wee hours yesterday."

Dick blushed.

He shouted a little angrily, "Tim Drake!"

But Jason, who has always maintained an indifferent and indifferent expression, showed a bright smile at the right time.

He grinned, showing his small canine teeth, and asked triumphantly, "Are you jealous, baby bird?"

Tim cut, his expression very contemptuous: "It's up to you..."

"Enough is enough for you two!" Dick tried to regain the dignity of his eldest brother: "We're talking about Damian."

"Okay, okay." Jason raised his hands first in surrender.

He didn't want to provoke Dick to compromise angrily and said, "Honey, you keep talking, how do you divert your attention?"

Tim lowered his head calmly and took a bite of the sandwich, and asked very simply, "What do you need me to do?"

"Yes, Tibbo, I need you."

Dick calmed down and said, "I need you to help me hack the system of Bruce's Batcave."

Tim showed a look of surprise for a moment, and the sleepiness disappeared all of a sudden.

He sat up straight and asked warily, "What do you want, Dickie?"

"Damian is too decadent now, he needs to get back up and regain his courage and sense of responsibility as Robin." Dick said righteously.

Tim couldn't help curling his lips: "What Robin, I never admitted him."

"My God, don't you two argue enough?" Dick said with a headache.

"Every task, that kid who only knows how to kill is tarnishing Robin's legend!" Tim said angrily, "I think it's good for him to stay at home now."

"On this point, as the first-generation Robin, I should have the most say."

Dick said seriously: "Whether it's you, Jason, or Damian, you all have your own strengths, and no one is worthy of Robin. Robin may be a legend, but this is our common achievement. And... ..."

He stares at Tim closely and asks, "Did you really think that about Damian?"

Tim was silent for a long time, then he gave up and asked, "Okay, go ahead and talk about what you want to do."

"I'm going to find an excuse to let Bruce go out first." Dick said his thoughts.

Jason looked at Dick in disbelief: "Don't be ridiculous, who in this world can control Bruce!"

"It's not about ordering..." Dick explained, "It's about making excuses. While he's out, Tim, you hack into the system and pretend to create a situation where Bruce is in crisis, dying, Alert Damian."

Tim had an expression of 'don't trick me': "Dick, it's not that I don't want to help. But can someone really use excuses to lure Bruce away? You're making me play with fire. When the old man comes back, he finds out that I've been hacked I'm sure it will be miserable with his system."

"Don't worry." Dick said confidently, "I've got someone to help me."

"Can you tell me who you've been looking for?" Tim still asked cautiously.

"Iron Man and Superman." Dick replied confidently.

"These two... feel even more unreliable."

Tim said to himself, "But what's the use of that? What's the point of alerting Damian?"

"Of course it works! Father is in danger, and we happen to be 'absent'. Does the only son continue to guard the corpse and not go out? Damian will definitely dispatch immediately, regain his spirits, and save Bruce."

Dick said excitedly: "Let's find a few villains in the future and let him beat him up. It will definitely awaken his responsibility and belief as Robin. Don't you think it's a brilliant idea?"

Tim & Jason: ...Brilliant idea of ​​getting killed by Bruce!

But amidst the elder brother's single-minded urging, both of them reluctantly agreed to his bad idea.

That afternoon, Bruce was confused by the news of 'Iron Man Tony Stark and Superman's final battle in Metropolis'.

Wonder Woman also sent a video communication, shouting anxiously: "Batman, come quickly, come and stop them."

Bruce Wayne could only sit in the Batmobile in a daze, and rush to the Metropolis at lightning speed.

"Sure enough, every woman is a born actress." Tony, who was wearing steel armor, raised a glass of red wine and commented casually.

Superman's expression was a bit complicated: "Is it not good for us to lie to Batman like this?"

"I've been lied to anyway." Diana said with a calm face, and at the same time, she didn't forget to send Dick a success message.

She added another sentence: "My task is done, it's up to you next, remember, to hold him until tomorrow morning."

"It's a bit difficult." Tony provocatively said, "I'm worried that the big blue guy will be solved in less than 5 minutes."

"You can try your best." Superman said with a smile while clenching his fists.

"Have you forgotten that fighting is just a show..."

Seeing the inexplicable and fighting expressions of the two superheroes, Diana showed a particularly helpless expression: "It's really... the inexplicable vanity of men!"

On the other end, Dick, who received a message from Wonder Woman, is directing Tim to the next step, creating the illusion that Bruce is in deep crisis.

Jason stood behind Tim nonchalantly, looking at the dense rows of letters on the computer screen: "Baby bird, can you do it?"

"I don't know." Tim tapped the keyboard calmly and said, "But it must be better than you."

Jason continued to make sarcastic remarks: "Stop bragging, you won't be able to break Bruce's system by then..."

"Solved." Tim said, pressing the last button neatly.

Jason's words were blocked in his throat, and he could only stare at him depressedly.

"Anything else?" Tim asked, looking up.

"It's okay." Jason gritted his teeth and complained to Dick, "This kid is so annoying."

Dick, who helps his younger brothers fight every day: ...feels ten years older.

He ignored Jason and Tim, turned around and began to command strategically: "Ah Fu, it's time for you to play."

So, when the alarm sounded, the housekeeper Alfred rushed into Damian's bedroom just like that, shouting in grief: "Master Damian, master, master..."

Damian was taken aback.

"Ah Fu's expression is really flawless, the bat cub seems to be really scared." Jason looked at the monitor screen and commented.

"You even colluded with Alfred." Tim looked up at Dick, thinking about Superman and Iron Man who helped, and then thinking about Wonder Woman who reported the letter. For the first time, he realized that his elder brother's connections were too wide up.

Dick rubbed Tim's hair: "Haha, I'm the big brother anyway."

"Ah Fu likes him the most." Jason said from the side: "When I used to make cookies, I always reserved a special portion for him."

Dick became more and more triumphant, held his head up and said, "That's it, that's it."

Jason couldn't help being amused by him.

Things happened as Dick expected, when he learned that his father was in danger, Damian changed Robin's equipment without saying a word, and rushed out.

Tim bites a potato chip and studies the current map of Gotham displayed on the computer. There are arms smuggling in the west, bank robberies in the north, and gang fights in the south... Which direction should Damian go to show his skills?

In the end, as a good brother, he decided to run around in all directions!Running is healthier, life lies in running.

In order to save Batman who is trapped in the enemy's situation and his life is at stake...

Damian fought bloody battles, from east to west, from south to north.

The brothers applauded him while eating fried chicken and Coke in front of the computer screen.

What a brotherhood.

At the same time, Batman rushed to Metropolis, looking at Iron Man and Superman who seemed to be fighting fiercely in the sky...

He couldn't help showing a strange expression of "Are you testing my IQ?"

Although the words are fierce, the two of them are not losing their minds, and naturally they must stop their fights so as not to hurt innocent people.

To put it simply, two people played an exhibition match.

Exhibition games are more than enough to deal with laymen.

But to deal with Batman...Areyoukiddingme? ? ?

Bruce looked at it indifferently for a while, turned the steering wheel without hesitation, and went back to Gotham.

Wonder Woman had no choice but to stop the car in a hurry, trying to delay Dick's time, but to no avail...

Although he didn't know what everyone was doing, Bruce returned to Gotham firmly.

At this time, Gotham, which was getting dark, was as normal as ever. The robber dutifully hid in the alley, waiting patiently for his prey, ready to jump out with his gun at any time; the thief who smashed the car glass was as arrogant as ever; the girl standing on the street They are all tough, and when they meet a bad debtor, they can chase two streets with high heels...

Bruce was puzzled, but he drove the Batmobile back to the Batcave calmly, unloaded his equipment and went home.

At this time, Tim, who received the call from Wonder Woman, had already withdrawn from the system in time, cleaned up the traces, and planned to go out. He first went to a temporary safe house to hide for a few days before going home.

Dick seemed to suddenly remember, 'I seem to be no longer the superhero Robin of Gotham, but the Nightwing who defended Bludhaven after flying solo! '

He decided to go back to his city tonight and not stay in Gotham any longer.

Jason thought about it and decided to follow Dick.

Just as they were packing up and planning to evacuate, Tim turned his head inadvertently: "Damn it, it's a scam!"

On the other hand, Bruce, who came home, felt something was wrong when he found that the children in the family were not there.

But Alfred's expression was very calm, and he pretended to say that Dick was out to play, Jason was busy with his own affairs, Tim went to the company, and Master Damian also repented, and went out tonight for night patrol.

But Bruce didn't believe it at all.

He looked at the butler suspiciously, feeling that something was wrong.

At this time, Gal came out of Damian's house.

After going through all kinds of hard work, the little wizard finally returned to his body, jumping back and forth excitedly, since there was no one around, he pushed the door and walked out naturally... Then, being vigilant at first, seeing a stranger, suddenly The violent Batman grabbed his neck and slammed against the wall: "Say, who are you?"

The little wizard looked at Batman's familiar face and slightly familiar posture at this time, and inappropriately remembered a scene in a parallel world he had seen at Strange not long ago.

So he reflexively replied: "My...my...my mother's name is Martha?"【Note】

The author has something to say: [Note] Ah, I've wanted to complain about this stalk for a long time, and I can't complain.The "Superman vs. Batman" that was released before, I think it's okay. For a superficial person like me, it's enough for Da Chao and Bat to be handsome enough.But the key point is that, as in the title, Superman fights Batman, two people fight to the death, when Batman is about to kill Superman, it is not Wonder Woman who stops, nor is Superman fighting back, but because 'our Mom's name is Martha. For such a damn reason, the two turned enemies into friends and reconciled instantly!Hand in hand like brothers to fight the boss.

The specific plot of the movie is as follows (don't believe it):

Superman: Bruce, listen to me, I'm not a bad guy!

Batman: If you don't listen, you don't listen!

Superman: Please listen to me, I'm really not a bad person.

Batman: Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen!Kill you, kill you, kill you!

Superman: My mom's name is Martha! ! !

Batman: What, your mother is also named Martha, what a coincidence, so is my mother.

Superman: Really?coincidence!

Batman: That's right, let's stop fighting, and we will be good brothers from now on haha.

(Can you understand my mood?)