[Comprehensive] The daily life of bear children

Chapter 140 This House, I Can't Stay Anymore

Damian turned the whole Gotham upside down, but he didn't find his father, Batman, who was 'on the verge of death'.

It wasn't until a robber, after being ruthlessly beaten into a pig's head, lay down on the ground very aggrieved and cried, "Batman is out of Gotham, it's useless for you to find us", he stopped, and found that something was wrong, all the way And rushed back at full speed.

At this moment, Gal was extremely wronged.

I have traveled through several worlds and seen Batman several times, but now I meet this one, he is definitely the most vicious of all Batmans.

According to his understanding, as long as he shouts out 'my mother's name is Martha', he should immediately turn enemies into friends, shake hands and make peace, and form an intimate alliance just like in the parallel world of Superman vs. Batman. However, this bat Xia actually ruthlessly tied him up with a rope.

This is not fair!

Is it fair?

Bruce Wayne was furious, and if it wasn't for his young age, he would probably beat him to death with three punches and two kicks.His parents have always been the most cherished existence in his memory, and the death of his parents is also the reason for the appearance of Batman, so how could he allow others to use his parents who died young as an excuse, thinking that everyone is a superman? Lose)?

The same strategy, used by different people at different times, will have completely different effects.

Gal was arrested after bewilderedly asking for peace, which aroused Batman's resentment. Not only was he tied up, but he also went through a more severe interrogation. He had no choice but to confess everything neatly, shouting at the top of his voice: "I'm Damian's most, most, and most favorite person!"

Bruce Wayne was silent for three seconds, then turned his head indifferently and asked the butler, "Damian doesn't have a good eye?"

Alfred thought for a while, and replied responsibly: "I had a physical examination a while ago, and there is no problem, sir."

After a simple investigation, Bruce finally confirmed that the little wizard was not lying. It was not a new patient who escaped from the Arkham Mental Hospital, but the incredible 'corpse' of Damian's baby.

Because Damian held the dead body a while ago and didn't let anyone get close to it, Bruce didn't actually look at the appearance of the 'corpse' carefully. Pay attention to this.

At this time, when the 'corpse' was found revived, I couldn't help asking the omniscient butler of the Wayne family: "Is this really the 'corpse'?"

When Alfred helped Damian prepare the relevant clothes, he looked at the corpse carefully.

Although he also felt that the matter was miraculous, he still gave an affirmative reply: "Yes, master."

Bruce's expression became more and more complicated.

Think about what the little wizard shouted just now! "My mother's name is Martha", let's not talk about his parents who are precious to Master Bat as an excuse, just talk about seniority, Martha, is that your mother?If you follow Damian in the same generation, then you have to be called grandma, right?So, what is it about this annoying brat that people like?

So, here comes the problem.

Compared with "the son is a necrophilia", "the son is a gay who likes men", or "the son likes an unlovable brat", which one is more angry and worrying?

Lord Bat fell into a thoughtful silence.

I didn't know that the first meeting gave a negative impression to the parents of the 'boyfriend'.

Gal was still trying to prove his identity, muttering nonchalantly: "I'm really Damian's favorite person. I know Damian very well. If you don't believe me, let me describe it to you. He has a big, round face. The blue eyes are exactly like yours, the height is as high as a knife, bragging that I climbed Mount Everest when I was four years old, I broke my wrist and still climbed to the top, I don’t want to die when I fight, I only know how to rush forward..."

Damian wanted to shut him up.

Originally reunited after a long absence, he really wanted to have some fun, but the little wizard's mouth was too annoying, and now he just wanted to give him a roundabout kick.

But when Gal saw Damian, it was like seeing a savior falling from the sky, calling him to save himself.

Damian had no choice but to restrain his anger and said, "Father, he is my lover, there is no danger."

"Oh, friend." Bruce pretended not to hear the 'lover'.

With a slight movement of his fingers, the bat dart lightly drew a curve in the air, cutting off the rope on Gal's body: "Since he is a friend, you are responsible for entertaining him well."

Damian nodded politely to his father, turned and ran to the little wizard.

Gal was sniffing desperately, creating an appearance that he had been greatly wronged, and crying, "Damian, it's a good thing you're here, otherwise I would have been killed."

Batman: ...? ?

"Oh, it's worth celebrating." Damian glanced at his silent old father, completely unfazed.

On the contrary, he applauded calmly, and said calmly, "Is Batman actually planning to kill? Good news."

Gal blinked and blinked, but didn't understand what Damian meant. After all, as a British wizard, he was not very familiar with these American superheroes, and Batman's weird no-kill principle was not known to everyone.

Therefore, he didn't hear Damian's sarcasm at all, and instead continued to complain tearfully: "Your father is very fierce, he doesn't like me. I said I was the person you liked, and he just stared at me terribly. It must be that he dislikes my poor family (Teddy: ???), if you don’t come back, he will throw a check in my face and order me to break up with you..."

Damian listened to him patiently, and by the way guessed in his heart what TV series the little wizard was following recently, maybe it was a bitter drama from a certain Bangzi Kingdom?

He didn't want to start an argument with this guy, because in the world of dramatists, there is no need for truth, just let him play happily.

But Bruce couldn't accept it.

My own rebellious and day-to-day dead child, in the face of some nonsense little liar, actually didn't refute anything, and still had a look of belief? ?What about the brain?The brain is a good thing, why did you throw it away?

Gal continued to add scenes to himself, immersing himself in the role of the heroine of the bitter drama and couldn't extricate himself.

He's already said 'if your father's really against it, then I'd better leave and live on the streets or something' bullshit.

Dami's security program automatically blocked things that he didn't want to hear, um, ah, ah, it was very suitable (should) and (pay).

Bruce, who didn't know it, already felt numbly: It's over, this son is for nothing!

After Cal finished expressing his emotions, Damian asked, "Are you finished?"

The little wizard still had a lot to say, but he nodded knowing that enough was enough.

Damian picked him up and ran towards his bedroom.

"Wait... wait, Grandpa Afu, bring over a plate of cookies later." The little wizard tried to poke his head out of Damian's shoulder and shouted.

Alfred couldn't help laughing.

He bowed slightly: "Okay, young master Lupine."

"This family, it seems that I am the owner?" Bruce said behind him in a low voice.

"Don't be so stingy." Alfred asked politely: "How does it feel to be the villain in an idol drama, sir?"

Bruce snorted, lowered his head to drink his tea, and didn't want to answer.

But in his heart, he suddenly felt that compared to the one Damian was looking for...Dick and Jason are really a match made in heaven!At least, those two kids didn't play so much.

Back in Damian's bedroom, Gal took a good look at Damian who had grown much taller.

"I still think your Q version looks better." He compared his forehead with his hands. He thought he was taller, but when he found that the other party was half a head taller than him, he said angrily: " How can you sneak so much? We were only a few centimeters away before."

"You drink more milk." Damian kindly suggested.

"Then you are not allowed to grow any longer, and we will grow together when I am as tall as you." Gal said.

"It's not up to me to decide, after all, there are genetic factors in it." Although he knew that the little wizard was acting like a baby, Damian really didn't know how to deal with this kind of thing, so he replied very honestly: "Look at my father , you know how tall I will grow in the future."

Gal thought about Teddy's father's not-short height, and felt relieved.

"Where did you go before?" Damian began to ask serious things: "I ran to your house to find you, and found that you were treated in St. Mungo's Hospital because your soul was lost."

"I accidentally went to a similar parallel world. In that world, I was only ten years old." Gal replied.

"Oh, back in time, fun?"

"It's interesting, especially you."

"I?"

"Yeah, you died in a car accident, racing, maybe you were on drugs or drunk. Anyway, it sounds like a gangster or something. It is said that before you died, you were driving a Batmobile to pick up girls. Unfortunately, girls If you don't soak your hands, you will be finished."

"it's a pity."

"It's a pity that I didn't get a girl?"

"No, it's a pity that he died too early and didn't catch you."

The little wizard smiled triumphantly, his eyes sparkling: "So, from this matter, have you learned enough experience and lessons?"

"Of course." Damian cooperatively gave an affirmative answer.

"for example?"

"For example, you can't drink and drive, you can't drive over the speed limit, you can't take drugs casually, and you can't pick up girls indiscriminately."

"Any more?"

"Also, before you die, I'll get you first."

When the little wizard finally heard the correct answer, Long Xin jumped over happily and kissed his lips.

Damian immediately grabbed him and kissed him back without allowing him to leave.

The brothers in front of the monitor watched the scene of love and romance blankly.

In Batman, there are really no secrets.

'Kacha Kacha! '

The sound of Tim chomping on potato chips breaks the silence.

Dick gave a thoughtful look.

The eldest brother in the family began to worry very much: "Do I have to prepare some condoms for Damian in advance? It's like when Bruce chased me, stuffed it to me, and kept telling me to go to bed. Remember Is it the same when wearing a condom?"

"The old guy never told me." Jason once again felt that he was not his own.

"Please, you were underage when you died." Dick comforted him helplessly, sighed solemnly and said, "Inadequate education can easily lead to defects, so you don't like wearing condoms now. I really don't want to be with you. You're always fighting over this, Little Wing."

Hearing this evocative line, Tim accidentally sprayed Coke all over the sky.

He glanced at the monitoring screen, then at Dick and Jason, and made sure once again: this company, we can't stay any longer.