Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

Chapter 106

After finishing speaking, Ji Hang didn't care about Ruan Yi's reaction any more, and started to do the familiar work after stumbling.

Although the technique is not very proficient for the first time, it is enough to put it on Ruan Yi, who is also the first time. His whole body was once again sultry pink.

Ruan Yi grabbed Ji Hang's hair at the back of his head like a fish lacking oxygen, and just about to push him away, he found that the man's stupid Adam's apple swallowed it all.

Ruan Yi suddenly couldn't think of anything, and his face flushed red: "Why did you swallow it!"

Isn't it unpalatable!

Ji Hang looked at him and blinked innocently, and said: "Actually, it's not that bad. My dear, your taste is usually quite light. It happened a few times before, and now it's not too heavy."

Ruan Yi: "!!!"

Ganqing's face is advancing in a curve, and the thinness in the past few times is for the purpose of getting thicker and thicker now!How could he carefully analyze this kind of thing for him as if nothing had happened!

Seeing that Ruan Yi's toes were about to curl up in embarrassment, Ji Hang didn't seem to think it was enough, and even leaned in front of their children on purpose: "Really, if you don't believe me, try it yourself."

Without waiting for Ruan Yi's response, he kissed Ruan Yi twice on the mouth.

Ruan Yi was crazy at that time, and he didn't have any nostalgia in his heart anymore. He raised his foot and kicked the person away from him: "Ji Hang! Don't sleep in my bed today!!!"

Sure enough, he only regressed when his big pig's hooves were deceived, and he would be firm in the face of this kind of coquettish thing!decision!No!able!Heart!soft!

In fact, it didn't hurt much, but Ji Hang was kicked to the side and turned face down, lying on the bed without moving, an extremely old-fashioned routine.

But the reason why he can be called a "routine" is because there is never a shortage of people who fall into the trap.

Ruan Yi thought that Ji Hang would get up from the bed soon after kicking people, and then refute himself, but he waited for a long time, and Ji Hang stayed at his feet sullenly, without any movement, with one arm curled up as if to cover it. chest position.

When he got angry just now, he didn't pay much attention to whether his feet were light or heavy. Could it be that he really hurt him...

"...Ji Hang?" Ruan Yi tentatively asked with some worry.

no response.

Ruan Yi was a little anxious, and quickly attached himself to Ji Hang's side to watch, and called out again: "Ji Hang? Is it me..."

Before he finished speaking, it seemed that Ji Hang, who had died on the spot, blew up his body again, turned around and pushed the unsuspecting man down on the bed, and kissed him on the mouth again, playing tricks: "You know we are good Bao loves me the most!"

Ruan Yi: "..."

Ruan Yi: "..."

Ji Hang's sudden shock frightened him away from any kind of drowsiness...

All right, as long as nothing bad happens, it's the last time, just the last time.

"Hmm... slow down, no one will fight with you..."

"It's not like I won't let you...do..."

"I'll let you slow down a bit, just... um... that's enough!"

"Don't keep touching that...hah!"

……

"……go out."

"The last time you agreed! You get out!!!"

"The condom! If you don't wear it, Ji Hang, you won't be in my bed for the rest of your life!!!"

……

At the end of the day, the white hats in the trash can have two new members.

Ruan Yi lay sideways on the bed without saying a word, most of his face was buried in the pillow, "old and new wounds" all piled up on his body, he looked like peach-colored plum blossoms blooming in full bloom in a snowy field of Bai Yingying, fragrant and beautiful , enchanting, no matter how a certain big pig's trotter behind him blows the wind, it will not be affected in the slightest, and it will not compete with the world.

Then the way the big pig's hoof is opened by the wind is very strange.

"Hey baby, are you still taking a bath? Or just sleep like this tonight."

"What's wrong with this, it's only the first day, I think I have to check what to eat to make up for it."

"I don't know why I did it again. Now I'm even a little afraid that I will be the one who won't get up tomorrow."

"Well, actually, baby, if you still want to wash, you can just kick me, and I will carry you to wash."

"Baby?"

"Babe, are you asleep?"

"Well, since you're asleep, I'll tell you a little secret."

"The first time I slept on your bed was when we chatted until four or five o'clock. Actually, after you fell asleep, I lay still for a long time, so I secretly turned on the light and looked at you for a long time. .”

"Because I was a bit pretentious, I kept something in my heart and didn't say it."

"You said that you are not the most important thing in your heart. When you see a kid like Chu Ci, you can't help but want to reach out, but you don't know. I wanted to tell you at the time that you put yourself I regard you as the greatest misfortune in the world, but I regard you as a god-given king."

Ji Hang supported his head with one hand, put his other hand on the waist of the person in his arms, and just finished talking in Ruan Yi's ear, who seemed to have fallen asleep, when he felt his calf suddenly hit, and the person in front of him who hadn't responded slowed down. Slowly turned towards him.

Ruan Yi stared blankly at the man who was holding his chest against his back, his voice had completely changed into another person's voice, it was hoarse beyond recognition.

After "eavesdropping" on Ji Hang's little secret, Ruan Yi said indifferently, "Where did you learn these plastic love words? Haruki Murakami will not take the blame."

Ji Hang got shot in the knee with an arrow: "..."

Ruan Yi continued: "If you really can't help but want to talk about love in the future, you can use English instead of forcing yourself to speak Chinese."

Ji Hang got countless arrows in his knee: "..."

The cold moonlight poured in from outside the window, surrounded the naked bodies of the two, stood and danced on the long eyelashes, and covered Ruan Yi's delicate face with a layer of silver halo, which was sacred and inviolable.

Ji Hang looked deeply at the person lying in his arms, and automatically turned on the shielding device, as if nothing had happened just now, he just stared at Ruan Yi's face wholeheartedly.

Ruan Yi was stared at his face and couldn't hold it anymore, so he spoke again. He unnaturally raised his sore left leg to touch Ji Hang again, and reminded in a hoarse voice, "Take a bath."

Early the next morning.

When many people who eat melons open their eyes, the hot search has already been arranged.

The official congratulatory message is accompanied by the official picture. Although the ranking is not ranked among the top three, it is already placed in a very conspicuous position. The keyword is simple and crude - "Ji Hang's keycap proposes to Miao Miao".

Follow the click, let’s not talk about the most basic questions about who Ji Hang and Miao Miao are. The author is the one who spread rumors and was not sued before, and he was listed as popular science.

That is, the forwarding and reading volume of WeChat push has exceeded [-] plus, which is the highest traffic peak in the history of Zhou Zuosong's WeChat official account.

- "I wanted to talk about it yesterday, and I actually proposed with a keycap (eating melon.jpg)"

- "Finally it's my turn to say 'on the spot'!!!"

-"Your big pig's hoof will always be your big pig's hoof (bye.jpg)"

- "I beg the little brother who wrote this long article to have a psychological shadow area hahahahaha"

-"I also want to be decapitated to sing the love of gods, I can sing another ten thousand words!"

- "I beg Big Pig's Trotter and Miao Miao to learn how to talk about love! I'm dead!!!"

- "The keycaps are beautiful!!!"

- "It's actually on the trending search, and our big pig's hooves are still on the trending search?"

- "Ah... put keycaps in the ring box, is there any cure for a straight man with this level of cancer?"

- "What's going on with everyone in front of you, am I the only one screaming about Miao Miao's beauty!!!"

- "You fake fan, we have all watched Miao Miao's prosperous beauty in the fan group in advance"

- "I heard that the little brother cut this video himself hahaha"

-"Oh my god, I forgive him, really I forgive him, no lawsuit, I support no lawsuit hhhh"

- "Queen editor and queen writer have been born (meow.jpg)"

- "I didn't say anything else, but the good-looking, rich second generation, and having a boyfriend are quite right"

- "Buy it on Hot Search, wait until the live broadcast at [-]:[-] p.m. and ask Brother Hang how much it cost (funny.jpg)"

- "As for buying hot searches, don't all of our 300 million villains have points in their hearts (狗头.jpg)"

- "A passer-by passed by eating melons. Is this little brother who was proposed to be the one who was slandered by the hot search in Hong Kong University yesterday?"

- "No matter how beautiful the keycap is, it's just a keycap. It's used to propose marriage. Don't guess the brain circuit of the big pig's hooves (kneel down.jpg)"

- "Ahhh I'm dead! Ahhh I'm alive again!!! What a hope for the rest of my life, these two people, I really can!!!"

But soon, the melon eaters saw another trending search with Ji Hang's name on it—"Ji Hang asks for leave".

When they arrived at the scene, the fans of the two had already chatted for a long time in the comment area.

The original text of Zhengzhu is.

-"You may not believe me when I say it, but the keyboard of your Miao Miao's house was indeed broken by my kneeling. I won't broadcast it today. See you tomorrow (humble.jpg)"

The comment area exploded again, and various "conspiracy theories" followed one after another.

- "I believe it! This time I really believe it!!!"

- "The keyboard is broken, how fierce it was last night (dirty.jpg)"

- "Miaomiao's mother fans really can't sit still, they team up to slaughter pigs every day, and deduct 1 if they leave (smile.jpg)"

-"If it's seven times a night, it's more than just kneeling and breaking the keyboard, just blindly spy five times a night (shut up.jpg)"

- "No, I have been conditioned by the big pig's hooves now. Every time I read his Weibo post, I want to wait for Miaomiao to slap him in the face"

As soon as the fan finished speaking, he swiped onto Miaomiao's Weibo.

There is not a word of copywriting, only a photo with a picture, which is taken from the side and rear.

In the photo, their big trotters are kneeling on the ground facing a bare keyboard with low eyebrows. All the keycaps on the keyboard have been removed and scattered beside his worthless knees, except for the "Esc" button The Galaxy keycap he gave to Ruan Yi is still in place.

The fans laughed like crazy.

- "I rely on hahahahahahaha"

- "This keycap is really beautiful, I want to ask for the same style"

-"Isn't it really a pose (dog head.jpg)"

- "This is too real btw 23333"

- "There is dog food hidden in the public execution (funny.jpg)"

- "Where is Miao Miao, I want to see Miao Miao!"

- "I just want to see how many popular searches can be made today, and arrange them all"

- "These two are really kswl, celebrating the new year every day"

- "It's definitely not a posing, the knees of the big pig's hooves are already bruised, I'm dying of laughter"

The actual situation is indeed like this, there is no posing factor.

Ruan Yi has been lying on his side on the computer chair expressionlessly, staring at someone at his feet for a long time without blinking.

Ji Hang diligently took a small brush and knelt on the ground tremblingly to help him clean the keyboard.