Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

Chapter 107

"Someone asked me why I had to clean the keyboard." Ruan Yi said indifferently to the person at his feet while holding the phone.

In fact, he would regularly clean the keyboard every month, but this time it happened that Ji Hang was there, and he made a mistake, so the job naturally fell on him.

There is no reason to clean up the keyboard, Ji Hang knelt on the ground very consciously: "...Because of love."

"The person who asks this question must be someone who has not yet had love." Ji Hang choked up a little when he said this, and he was even moved by himself.

Ruan Yi raised his hand and relayed this sentence to that comment.

- "He said that you will know why when you have love"

Originally, Ruan Yi was idle and wanted to bring another wave of hatred to Ji Hang, but the fans suddenly went wild, saying that this was the first time he flopped, and there were many "kswl" hidden in countless sentences that were fed to the dog food.

"Kswl?" Ruan Yi felt that these four letters seemed to be very popular recently, and he started to feel familiar when he saw them. He raised his foot and stepped on Ji Hang's back, "What is Kswl? I only know that xswl is' I'm dying of laughing', what is kswl 'killing me'?"

Ji Hang Ren Ruan Yi stepped on his back and knelt on the ground motionless, stopped the movements of his hands and thought carefully, but didn't understand: "Let me see."

Saying that, Ji Hang put down the brush in his hand, turned around and grabbed Ruan Yi's snow-white feet, and wanted to get up and look over.

It was just that his knee had just been lifted from the ground, and then it hit the ground again with a "boom", causing Ji Hang's eyes to turn black, and his whole body was blinded. Tears were about to fall in the next second. Finally, it was true. I really felt what it means to have a broken knee.

Ruan Yi was taken aback by his movement, and immediately shifted his gaze from the phone screen to Ji Hang, and felt his knee hurt just hearing the sound of his knee hitting the ground.

But probably because he stayed with Ji Hang for a long time, his brain circuit also began to become strange. Ruan Yi stared blankly at the person in front of him who was kneeling on the ground holding his feet and was silent for a long time, and blurted out a sentence: "Fair body?"

What to do with such a big ceremony suddenly is also very scary.

Ji Hang had been kneeling on the ground for a long time, and his legs were numb from kneeling. Now his knees were welded to the ground, and he couldn't move at all. His whole lower body lost consciousness, and only deep bruises remained.

Ji Hang was stunned, looked up at Ruan Yi on the chair in a daze, opened his mouth but was unable to speak.

Ruan Yi's heart was seized in an instant. The original intention of pulling out his foot from Ji Hang's hand was to quickly pull him up from the ground, but he underestimated Ji Hang's ability to commit crimes last night. a soft.

Ji Hang just watched Ruan Yi get up from the chair, and immediately plopped down in front of him, knee to knee with him.

Looking at the messy keycaps that were so close to Ruan Yi's knees, cold sweat broke out on Ji Hang's back.

Ruan Yi, on the other hand, felt that the floor of his house was about to be smashed through by him, and there was a sharp pain in his knee, and he covered up all the other soreness on his body in the first second, and his mind stopped instantly. It took a long time to realize what happened.

Well, now both of them have bruises on their knees, and the whole family is in order.

It's just that one is false and the other is tossed, so they shouldn't get off the bed.

In the silence, there was a soundless stare, and it was not known who started it first. In short, Ruan Yi's face that had been stern all morning finally couldn't hold back, and he and Ji Hang laughed together.

The two knelt on the ground and cried out pain while laughing, trembling and tugging at each other several times before getting up from the ground, and then both lay down on the bed.

Not long after the smile stopped, Ji Hang remembered the thrilling scene just now, and his voice was full of fear: "It's a good thing you didn't kneel on the keycap I removed just now, it really... scared the baby to death."

Feeling the big hand on his back, Ruan Yi felt warm in his heart, but he didn't show it, he just gave him a warning look: "There are six condoms in a box, and you almost used up all of them in one night." , you have to dare to act like this again next time, and see you in a drifting bottle in the future."

The ghost knows what he has gone through, Ruan Yi will never forget the pain in his body when he opened his eyes this morning, and for a moment, he even had the illusion that he became a paraplegic overnight.

But Ji Hang's own knees are still hurting, so there is no need for Ruan Yi to say anything. Hearing Ruan Yi's words at this moment, he quickly shook his head: "I won't come, I can't come, I really can't come, I just ordered takeaway, ordered I ordered eggs with leeks, yam soup, okra, and stir-fried kidney.”

Forget it before, but Ruan Yi was really laughed at by his last "stir-fried kidney flower": "Are you free to read the bookstore more? Isn't the rumor that what you eat nourishes what you eat has long been refuted? Kidney flower does not nourish the kidney. Pig brains don’t replenish the brain either.”

"You know the feudal superstition, it's a symbolic meaning." Ji Hang said clearly.

Ruan Yi turned over, paralyzed on the bed and didn't want to move: "Anyway, you are right."

Just as Ji Hang was about to answer the call, his mobile phone rang, but he was busy reaching out to grab Ruan Yi into his arms, and at this moment, he didn't even look at who was opposite, so he casually put the mobile phone on his upturned ear Just let it go and ignore it: "Hello?"

As a result, there was no beginning or end on the other end of the phone: "Still clearing the keyboard?"

Listening to this half-baked gorgeous voice, Ji Hang stared at the back of their children's heads and blinked for a few times before finding a possible candidate from his reserve, and immediately stopped his hand of teasing Ruan Yi , quickly picked up the phone and handed it to him to look at it, and was shocked at the time: "Damn me? Teacher Zhong?"

Zhong Yiyi sneered on the bed: "What is Teacher Zhong's name, and who taught you to call it?"

He is also a hot search that he just saw when he opened his eyes.

Ji Hang was kind and helpful: "Okay, brother, why did you remember to look for me when you have time, rare customer."

As soon as this Ruan Yi heard that his "ideal type" didn't need Ji Hang to mess with him anymore, he turned around on the bed with a click, and looked at the phone in Ji Hang's hand with bright eyes. Angry and funny, I was almost dying of jealousy, but I still pressed the speakerphone on my hand.

"It's nothing, just to ask you one last time, the previous conditions remain the same, is Ruan Yi willing to play tricks with you." Zhong Yidao, "Anyway, he is also on the hot search..."

"Yes!" Ruan Yi decisively interrupted Zhong Yi without waiting for him to finish, completely forgetting what kind of virtue his voice was made by Ji Hang.

Zhong Yi leaned on his bedside and was amused by the voice of the duckling opposite him: "Let Ji Hang go out and buy you some lozenges, it's so hard to play."

Hearing the last few meaningful words, Ruan Yi's white and tender bun face immediately turned red, and she was extremely ashamed.

Received the help-seeking eyes of his own children, of course Ji Hang stepped forward, leaned forward twice like a caterpillar, moved to Ruan Yi's side and said to the other end of the phone, "I'll go out and buy for him in a while."

But the other end of the phone said: "Forget it, give me the address."

Before Ji Hang had time to ask why he wanted the address, Ruan Yi touched his lips and confessed to his "ideal type" without hesitation.

With just one glance at Zhong Yi, the person beside the pillow who has been silent all the time will understand, pick up the phone and operate it for a while, and then turn on the screen for Zhong Yi to see.

Zhong Yi nodded in satisfaction, added two more things to the shopping cart, and then said to the two children on the other side: "Remember to open the door to receive the express delivery later, and bought you what I often use."

Seeing that Ruan Yi was almost bubbling beautifully, Ji Hang was completely sour. He said a few words of thanks and then changed the subject: "Brother, did you come to us so early just to ask about the movie?"

Ji Hang had an intuition that things would not be so simple, and sure enough, Zhong Yi said on the other end of the phone: "Well, I'm sure it's all right, I'll send someone a draft of the casting."

Ji Hang raised his eyebrows: "There will be a draft so soon, it must have been prepared in advance."

"Well, it's already been written." Zhong Yi answered casually.

Ji Hang raised his eyebrows even higher: "Couldn't it be that just in case, I asked someone to write two articles from the very beginning, just waiting to see if Ruan Yi agrees to go, and then post it at the right time? "

Zhong Yi: "You helped me arrange everything, so besides this, what else could it be?"

Ruan Yi instantly lost his mind, Ji Hang convinced him, and he was convinced: "You have really put your thought into it."

"Just prepare an extra draft. I didn't write it myself. It would take me no effort." Zhong Yi said lightly, and finally confirmed, "Do you need to show it to the two of you? If you don't, I'll let them send it directly." .”

Ji Hang and Ruan Yi disagreed.

"want!"

"do not want!"

Almost at the first moment when he met Ruan Yi's gaze, Ji Hang immediately lost ground, tucked his tail and quickly followed the leader's instructions and adjusted his caliber: "Don't read it, don't read it, bro, just post it, don't read it gone."

Zhong Yi was amused again, he hummed "OK", and found the corresponding person from the contact list with a flick of his finger, and put a period on that hair.

Then in the next second, Ruan Yi and Ji Hang heard Zhong Yi throw three words at them: "Look at the trending search."

Still on the phone, Ruan Yi touched his mobile phone and opened Weibo.

At the first glance when they clicked on the hot search list, neither of them could find any relevant information. They swiped their fingers down and were about to ask for the keywords there, when they saw a third person with The hot search for Ji Hang's name - "Ji Hang Lu Chen"

Lu Chen?Both of them were taken aback.

Ji Hang murmured: "Isn't this my sister-in-law..."

How could he be on the hot search with his sister-in-law all of a sudden, and his sister-in-law is now a top actress.

At first they thought it would be a special official draft, with at least a few pictures, but they didn't know that it was only a few words, not even a promotional poster, and it was read by Ji Hang and Ruan Yi. I was taken aback again.

-"Ji Hang has confirmed that he will play a supporting role in director John Kings' adaptation of the movie "AgencyA" from the game "AgencyA". He will attend with his family and cooperate with Lu Chen"

This time the comment section really exploded.

- "Damn!!! What kind of fairy movie is this fairy combination!!!"

- "Our second idiot actually cooperated with our male god!!!"

- "What kind of family conditions is this..."

- "Hug our most handsome Teacher Lu in the world (come on.jpg)"

- "With family members? I turned my head and it was a hilarious laugh, I love Miaomiao"

- "I'm relying on me to remember, is it the scout I met last time when I bought a small skirt!"

- "Okay, I'm going to mend melons, is it someone who wants to cooperate with our teacher Lu (OK.jpg)"

- "Rub traffic? Is the next step ready to debut (question mark.jpg)"

- "Ah, it must be the little brother with a really nice voice! My mother!!!"

- "Congratulations to Brother Hang for mentioning today's third hot search"

- "Blow it up, blow it up, sisters!"

- "With family members hahahahaha, this couple is real kswl"

- "I'll rely on four"

Ji Hang said slowly: "I seem to know what kswl means...it should be 'Knock me to death'..."

Ruan Yi was dumbfounded.

When the two quit and looked at the trending search list again, the trending search "Ji Hang Lu Chen" had already reached the top of the list, with a big "explosive" blessing at the back. Apart from the first two, the new trending trend appeared below. Search for "Ji Hang and his family".

The two of them were so startled by this operation that their eyeballs almost fell out, and it was only when the other end of the phone reminded them that they came back to their senses: "You two, check Lu Chen's Weibo."

It was only at this time that Ji Hang and Ruan Yi discovered that their sister-in-law had already gone to Weibo directly.

- "Two cute kids, take me to eat chicken when you are free (love.jpg)"

Ruan Yi was so shocked that he finally felt Ji Hang's feeling when he knew his sister-in-law was Lu Chen, and said in astonishment, "So my boss is so powerful..."

Ji Hang was speechless, and in just a few blinks of an eye, a few simple words caused an uproar on the Internet.

But the "instigator" of the whole thing, Zhong Yi, was always calm and calm: "Okay, if there is nothing else, I will go to sleep and go back to sleep, and I will send you the contract when I wake up."

After speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for the two to respond.

One minute later, fans saw that Miao Miao and Da Zhu Tizi both reposted Lu Chen's Weibo.

Ji Hang: "Brother Chen, wait for me to go home and call the leader [email protected] Miao Miao (send you be careful.jpg)"

Ruan Yi: "At any time, brother Chen can just poke me (pen refill.jpg)"

Seeing the familiar interaction between the three, the fans...

- "I have a bold idea now..."

But at this moment, Ji Hang and Ruan Yi have no time to worry about things on the Internet, because Zhong Yi just hung up the phone on the front foot, and received a call from Xia Zhu on the back foot.

At first Ji Hang didn't take it seriously at all, and even joked with him in a good mood: "Boss Xia? Are you finally asking me for leave? Where are you going for your honeymoon..."

But a deep voice came from the other end of the phone: "It's me."

Ji Hang suddenly sat up from the bed in a jerk: "Uncle Wei...you have just arrived at the company? How can I use Xia Zhu's WeChat to call me instead of my own..."

Wei Xuran laughed inexplicably on the other end of the phone twice, and said to the point: "I'm afraid you are too guilty to answer my call."

Ji Hang, who was still making waves on the Internet just now, panicked a lot in his heart, and his mouth was full of dry laughter: "Hahaha..."

This must be a settlement for myself...

But when Wei Xuran spoke again, what he said was completely different: "I called to tell you..."

"Ding-dong-"

Doorbell rang.

Ruan Yi got up: "It's Zhong Yi's courier, I'll open the door."

Watching Ruan Yi leave the room, Ji Hang turned his head and asked the other end of the phone: "What do you want to tell us?"

Wei Xuran paused, and then finished the rest of the sentence: "I want to tell you that Shang Qing and Cheng Jian's plane has landed, and now it's time..."

"Damn!!!" Ji Hang was horrified, and before Uncle Wei could finish speaking, he jumped off the bed at a brisk pace, chased him out and shouted, "Don't open the door, baby! It's your parents!!!"

But when he came out of the master bedroom with bare feet all the way, Ruan Yi had already opened the door.

Looking at the two elders whose faces were almost blackened outside the door, Ji Hang felt that his legs were weak again, he quickly supported the wall beside him to force himself to stand still, and said with a sneer, "Hahaha...Hello, uncle and aunt... ..."

The moment Ruan Yi opened the door and saw the people outside, the first thing he did was to tighten the neckline of his nightgown: "Dad...Mom..."

It was also their precious son's attempt to hide it, and the broken gong-like voice that made Zhou Shangqing and Ruan Chengjian completely blown up. Looking at Ji Hang, he sneered: "Don't open the door?"