mousepad-d2 Chapter 27 The earth is my home planet!
Chapter 27 The earth is my home planet!
Tan Buer, an old geek from Tanzhou, looks quite different from Tan Erzhu, an old man in black. He has white hair and a childlike face, and a round face full of red. People think of Santa Claus.
At this time, the crowd of onlookers had already dispersed (they were blown away by the old monster Tanzhou), several people looked at each other for a while, and Tan Erzhu proposed to sit in a restaurant.
"Hey, why did you old man pretend to be me and my apprentice?" During the dinner, Old Monster Tanzhou asked Tan Erzhu.
"Well, I didn't want to pretend to be you at first, but considering the difference in appearance between the two of us, let's forget it..."
Lin Mo was shocked: "Is there no difference in appearance between you and me?"
"What about you? I didn't know what the hell you looked like? I just read a book..." Tan Erzhu took out a copy of "The Legend of the Ranger Shi Ran" from his pocket and handed it to Lin Mo.
It was a thread-bound book with a dark blue cover. Lin Mo looked at the five big characters "Biography of the Ranger Shi Ran" on the cover. He had a very magical feeling. He flipped through a few pages, and it probably said that Shi Ran, the first disciple of Changqi Mountain, ignored his master Xia Jing. Han objected, and resolutely went down the mountain, wandering the river road alone, slaying demons and demons, and benefiting the people everywhere.
In the book, Shi Ran is written as a handsome young man, while Xia Jinghan is written as a rigid and serious old man.
Lin Mo almost burst out laughing when he saw this nonsense novel with himself as the protagonist, and said to Tan Erzhu, "Didn't it say that Shi Ran was a handsome young man? Why are you pretending to be him at such an old age?"
"Hey..." Tan Erzhu scratched his head, a little embarrassed. "Isn't this book talking about what happened 100 years ago? I think 100 years have passed, Shi Ran should be getting old, and Pian Pian is getting old, probably like me."
Lin Mo & Xia Jinghan & Old Monster Tanzhou: "..."
"Shi Ran won't be able to look like you when he's old." Xia Jinghan mercilessly dismantled the situation, "Besides, people who are cultivators can often maintain their youthful appearance."
Old monster Tanzhou drank a glass of wine, wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said, "I am a majestic disciple, almost no one can compare to him except Comrade Xiao Xia, but you, an old bacon, can pretend to be it?!"
Tan Erzhu looked at Lin Mo who was sitting with Xia Jinghan. Although he said that Lin Mo was ordinary-looking, he was not blind after all. These two good-looking people sitting together can be called a couple. .
Only the devil knows why he feels that two men together are like a pair of lovers...
Tan Erzhu changed the subject with a smile: "Buer, what's the secret code that you and your apprentice are talking about?"
Lin Mo couldn't help thinking of the phrase "beer, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, eight-treasure porridge".When he first met the old monster Danzhou, the old monster Danzhou gave him such a code. At that time, he had not left the Profound Sky Continent to go to another world, so he did not fully understand the meaning of this code. The old monster just said lightly to him, one day you will know. Later, Lin Mo went to another world, and he would know after taking the train twice.
Old Monster Tanzhou sighed, and pretended to stroke his beard deeply: "You won't understand even if I tell you now, but you will know one day, just let it happen."
Looking at it now, Old Freak Tanzhou went to another world 100 years ago. Could it be that he had already mastered the art of piercing the void at that time?Or...he was originally an aborigine in that world, and came to the Profound Sky Continent by chance, just like Lin Mo came to that water-blue planet by coincidence.
Old Monster Tanzhou looked at Lin Mo's pensive look, and asked with a smile, "What are you thinking? Which family's girl?"
He glanced at Xia Jinghan, and then said: "Or, which man?"
Lin Mo told him what he thought just now, and the old monster Tanzhou chuckled: "Earth? Earth is my home planet!"
Tan Erzhu was confused. Although both he and Tan Buer came from Tanjia Village, he was useless to Tan Buer's supernatural powers. How do you know what kind of ball the earth is like!
So, when he asked "Can the earth be kicked", old monster Tanzhou blocked his mouth with a chopstick of dried incense.
After questioning, Lin Mo found that the turbid air that came from nowhere had no effect on the old monster Tanzhou. His mana was not restrained, but he felt comfortable all over.Of course, there is no such thing as Tan Erzhu. Whether it is the exercises or inner alchemy he practiced, he is very different from the other sects.
"Comrade Xiaoxia, you're actually alright, it's amazing!" Old Freak Tanzhou was old, but he wasn't serious at all, laughing and joking, like a naughty boy.
"Isn't Lin Mo okay?" Xia Jinghan asked back.
"Xiao Ran has a special spiritual root." Old Monster Tanzhou still likes to be called Lin Mo Xiaoran.
"Xia Jinghan is the spiritual root of chaos, so it should have something to do with it?" Lin Mo speculated.
Old Monster Tanzhou shook his head: "It's hard to say. Maybe it's just because you have the aura of the protagonist."
Xia Jinghan raised his head from the "The Legend of the Ranger Shi Ran": "How do you know we are the protagonists?"
"Look at the face!" Old Monster Tanzhou said, "Of course there is still a degree of cheating."
Xia Jinghan frowned. Although he was very talented, he still didn't know some vocabulary about the home planet of the old monster Danzhou.
Lin Mo smiled and leaned over to explain to him.
Old Freak Tanzhou looked at Xia Jinghan with a serious face and smiled a little, feeling like being forcibly stuffed with dog food.
Tan Erzhu seemed to see his thoughts, and fed a spoonful of kelp pork ribs soup into his mouth...
None of them noticed that behind a screen in the corner of the restaurant, a man in a black cloak was watching their every move.
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Lin Mo and Xia Jinghan originally wanted to rush back to Changqi Mountain, but Tan Erzhu repeatedly invited the three of them to his house as guests. Lin Mo and the old monster Danzhou hadn't seen each other for many years, so they agreed to stay and catch up.
Tan Erzhu's home is on the outskirts of Danzhou City. Although the old monster Danzhou became famous in Danzhou and has the word "Danzhou" in his nickname, he has been traveling abroad for many years and has not returned to Danzhou for nearly a hundred years. Said that he would cook a few dishes and battle with Lin Mo on the same stage.
Lin Mo thought that his culinary skills were good, but he had no confidence in defeating Old Monster Danzhou. After all, he was taught his cooking skills by the other party, and Old Monster Danzhou was a veritable "God of Cookery".There is even a Temple of the God of Food in Danzhou.
Tan Erzhu's home is a few spacious thatched houses. Although they look very simple, they are spacious and tidy, enough for four people to live in.
When allocating rooms, Tan Erzhu looked at Lin Mo and Xia Jinghan, and said, "Do you two want one room or two?"
"Two rooms..." Lin Mo was inevitably a little embarrassed in front of outsiders.
"One room." Xia Jinghan said it as it should be.
"Who are you listening to?"
"Mine." Xia Jinghan replied.
Lin Mo glanced at Xia Jinghan's irresistible face, and said softly, "Listen to him."
After returning to the room, Lin Mo obviously felt that the fat group was a little depressed.
After questioning, Fat Tuan said aggrievedly: "You are all in pairs, there is only one pair, and I am the only one..."
Xia Jinghan and Lin Mo looked at each other, and said straight to Fat Tuan's mind: "Do you want to play with Qiuqiu?"
Fat Tuan twisted his fat body and nodded.
"I'll help you bring it over."
"Great, great, Xiaohan, you are so kind!" Fat Tuan happily jumped up and landed on Xia Jinghan's shoulder.
Xia Jinghan and Lin Mo thought they would go back soon, and because they were afraid of any danger, they left the ball in Changqi Mountain, and Fat Tuan is now playing with Qiuqiu all day long, and they will never see each other again The feeling of three autumns.
Xia Jinghan never minded spending more time and energy on spirit beasts. He held the fat ball in his hand, poked its little head with his hand, and said to Lin Mo, "I'll go back as soon as I go."
After Xia Jinghan left, Lin Mo prepared the bath water and began to take a bath.
Since the house is in the suburbs, the surrounding area is very quiet, a silver moon climbed over the treetops, and Lin Mo could hear a few insects chirping.
In the dense water vapor, Lin Mo closed his eyes, everything was so beautiful and comfortable.
After an unknown amount of time, Lin Mo felt a gust of wind coming in from the window, and he opened his eyes suddenly. He had already closed and fastened the windows and doors before taking a shower.
As soon as Lin Mo raised his hand, the clothes on the screen flew into his hands in an instant. He quickly put on the clothes, and when he stepped out of the screen, he saw a figure in a black cloak and a hood.
"Tsk tsk tsk, what a picture of a beauty coming out of the bath!" Yin Hanxing looked at Lin Mo recklessly, as if he wanted to see something through Lin Mo's slightly thin clothes.
Seeing Lin Mo waving his hand to summon the barrier-breaking sword, Yin Hanxing waved his hand again and again and said, "Hey, you wore it so fast, I didn't see anything!"
He was telling the truth. As soon as he walked to the screen, Lin Mo came out with his clothes on. He regretted why he didn't move faster.
"What are you doing here?" Lin Mo frowned, looking unwelcoming.
"Tsk, he is indeed a fickle and ungrateful man. When he has a new love, he forgets the old love. The new man smiles but the old man does not cry!" Yin Hanxing sighed softly as he spoke, as if he was really the one who was loved. An old man with a broken heart.
Lin Mo: "..." Are you an old man or a playwright?
"Tell me, what do you want me for?" Lin Mo said, "Xia Jinghan will be back in a while."
Yin Hanxing smiled: "Are you afraid that Xia Jinghan will be jealous?"
Lin Mo straightened his hair which was wet with water, and decided not to pay any attention to this showman.
Yin Hanxing didn't see anyone else, walked to the side of the bed and sat down as if there was no one else around.
Lin Mo drew his sword: "Why don't we fight?"
Yin Hanxing shook his head and forced out an ambiguous smile: "I still need to save some energy and do other things."
Before he finished speaking, the barrier-breaking sword flew towards him.
Yin Hanxing managed to dodge it, and said with a smile, "Don't be so angry!"
"If you came here to babble, you can go now."
Yin Hanxing suddenly suppressed all smiles, and stared straight at Lin Mo with eyes like stars in the cold night: "Someone is chasing me, will you help me?"