Chapter 37 Give me bodily fluids
Chapter 37 Give me bodily fluids
Bai Gui ignored these gazes as nothing, and said softly, "I'm afraid you heard wrong, there is no such thing."
Li Lingyu's eyes widened, and he said, "Why not! This matter has been brought to the court, and my aunt is the presiding judge!"
Everyone was amazed when they heard the words: How could ordinary people report to the authorities when such a thing happened?The truth must be buried!
In fact, Bai Ruchang didn't want to report to the official at first.Of course, this is not because she wants to cover up the scandal for Bai Gui, but because she is afraid of involving herself.But seeing Bai Gui get a basket of peonies on the first day of the social season, Bai Ruchang couldn't sit still and decided to take the risk.She killed all the bandits, leaving only one alive.Of course, the survivor was so frightened that his face paled, and he kowtowed to beg Bai Ruchang to let him go.At this time, Bai Ruchang showed a benevolent smile, and promised a thousand dollars to get the living person to agree to go to the government to make a false statement: "You don't have to lie and say that you took Bai Gui's body--Bai Gui has a palace guard, and this thing can't be done. False. You just say that you intended to rob sex, tore Bai Gui's clothes, and saw his Shougongsha, that's enough. If you do this, it's considered an attempt at most, and you can get out after three or five years in prison. Wouldn't it be nice to take the money I gave you and be free at that time?"
With threats and lures, that worker can only follow through.
Naturally, Bai Ruchang would not take the initiative to report to the officials, but let the survivors go out to steal, and deliberately let the authorities arrest him.A rogue appeared in the imperial city, of course it would arouse suspicion.
The survivor then lied that he was captured by Bai Ruchang.She took advantage of Bai Ruchang not paying attention, and ran away by herself.
Officials will naturally ask, why did Bai Ruchang arrest you?
That living person took advantage of the situation and said, because he was a white rose.Bai Ruchang didn't want to report to the police, but she couldn't let herself go, so she had to arrest herself.
The official was Li Lingyu's aunt. When she mentioned this matter while talking at home, Li Lingyu was overjoyed when she heard it.He really wanted to watch Bai Gui make a fool of himself in public!
Therefore, Li Lingyu recounted his testimony vividly in front of everyone at the table.
Madam Hou frowned when she heard this: "You can't talk nonsense about such things."
"I'm not talking nonsense!" Li Lingyu's eyes widened, as if he was afraid that others would not believe him, "That thief told where Mr. Bai Shou Gongsha was! Could it be fake?"
When everyone heard this, they all gasped.Shou Gongsha's position is a private matter, and those who suspected Li Lingyu's nonsense before now believe it halfway.
The whole audience looked at Bai Gui in unison, some with regret, some with sympathy, some with pity, and some with contempt...
Those who despise, of course, think that he is not masculine enough, and he didn't commit suicide to keep his innocence after being robbed!
The person involved, Bai Gui, was unmoved.
Chen Zhaomei was furious, and said, "This is obviously nonsense!"
Li Lingyu smiled: "How did Princess Mei know?"
Chen Zhaomei sneered and said, "How do I know? That's strange. The bandit said vividly how he was robbed. Why didn't he say that it was the princess who whipped her and convinced her?"
Li Lingyu was startled when he heard this.
Madam Hou hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"
Chen Zhaomei then said: "Well, on the way to Beijing, I encountered a few bandits who surrounded the sedan chair of the Bai family. So I took out a few bandits."
Bai Gui nodded: "There is indeed such a thing."
Everyone fell silent and looked at Chen Zhaomei curiously.
Chen Zhaomei continued: "I saw with my own eyes that Mr. Bai was dressed neatly at that time, and Miss Bai was also protecting him. There was absolutely no such scandal as the bandit said! In my opinion, that bandit just had a brain twitch, or something happened. Out of personal anger, wanting to dirty people's innocence."
When everyone heard the words, they also began to waver.
Li Lingyu curled her lips and said with a sneer, "Is the bandit a fool? What good does it do her to slander people like this?"
"Then what good does it do you if you hurt others in public?" Chen Zhaomei asked, pointing at his nose.
Li Lingyu choked for a moment, and said angrily, "Why am I hurting others? Didn't I just tell what I know?"
Chen Zhaomei gritted his teeth and sneered, and said: "Is it possible to say this kind of thing? There is a saying in "Men's Virtue": "Speak with a choice of words, don't say harsh words, and speak later, and don't get tired of others. It's called a man's talk." Like you Talking nonsense, copying books in the Men's College of Virtue can get your hands in plaster casts!"
Li Lingyu didn't expect that the other party, Princess Guiwei, would memorize male virtues so slipperyly, and she was instantly stunned.
Boss Hei was dumbfounded watching this battle, and he was really happy that a fool like Li Lingyu jumped out to help Pou Baigui be innocent.But who would have thought that Chen Zhaomei, a teammate, would actually speak for Bai Gui?
Boss Hei couldn't help but said: "Princess Mei, what does this have to do with you? Besides, everyone has reported to the government, how could it be fake?" As he said, Boss Hei secretly stabbed Shan Weiyi with his elbow , I hope that Shan Weiyi will also come to add fuel to the flames.But he didn't want Shan Weiyi to pretend to look around to see the scenery.
Boss Hei was also angry, so he had to continue beeping loudly by himself: "Didn't that person see where Bai Gui's Shou Gongsha is? How can it be fake?"
In Wu Xing, men's Shougongsha points are different, but they are basically covered by clothes, and only close relatives and wives can know.Knowing the location of Shou Gongsha is actually equivalent to losing his innocence.
Li Lingyu trembled instantly when he heard Boss Hei's words of support, and said with his hands on his hips, "That's not true! Shou Gongsha has been seen by others, how can there be fakes?"
Chen Zhaomei also trembled, and said with a straight chest: "Why can't this be fake? If you want me to tell you, I also know where your Shou Gong Sha is!"
Hearing this, everyone's ears stretched out: what?What an anecdote!
The gossip souls of everyone were burning, and they felt that this banquet was really the right one!
On the contrary, Mrs. Hou's expression was unrequited: If it was a banquet at someone else's house, I would be very excited too!But why did such a thing happen at my banquet?
Li Lingyu's face changed drastically: "Don't talk nonsense!"
Chen Zhaomei smiled and said: "I just want to talk nonsense, I just said, your Shougong sand is on your ass, if you have the ability, you can prove your innocence by showing your butt!"
Li Lingyu's face flushed red.
Of course it is impossible for him to show his butt, but it is also impossible for him to tell the real location of Shou Gongsha!
This is the dilemma of "chaste".
It is basically impossible for a person to prove chastity perfectly.Even if you declare your ambition by death, it may be misrepresented as committing suicide in fear of crime.
"Okay." Recomb suddenly said, his girlish smile was sweet and lovely, but when he spoke, he was very convincing.
Everyone fell silent, only looking at the recomb.
Only Chen Zhaomei still looked angry, as if she suspected that Recomb was going to make peace with Li Lingyu, or that she was going to help Li Lingyu.
When I combed my hair again, I saw such a man with such a temperament, and he was dressed as a man like him, and I felt even more kind and cute.He smiled and winked at Chen Zhaomei, as if he wanted to appease Chen Zhaomei.After all, his smile was too sweet, like eight catties of honey mixed with strawberries, and Chen Zhaomei couldn't get angry when he saw it.
Moreover, Chen Zhaomei remembered her mission: to get the saint's tears.To get his tears, it is easy to get close to him.It was originally part of the plan to make friends with Recomb.
Thinking of this, Chen Zhaomei also smiled at Chongshu: "Please ask the saint to be fair."
The atmosphere here was tense just now, but Bai Gui, the focus of the conflict, was unmoved.Now the atmosphere has slowed down, looking at Chen Zhaomei and Chong comb and laughing, but Bai Gui's eyes became gloomy.
Recomb only said: "Princess Mei is very right, she chooses her words and doesn't speak harsh words. This is the most basic. Since there is no evidence, you can't casually smear people's innocence. Mr. Li, your behavior like this is very embarrassing." People are sad."
Li Lingyu dared to provoke Bai Gui and challenge Princess Banmei, but in front of Chongshu, she didn't dare to take a breath, and just lowered her head: "I was wrong, please forgive me, Holy Maiden."
Recomb said: "You are restless, go to the Shentang to meditate."
Hearing Recomb's words, Li Lingyu suddenly raised his head, looking extremely aggrieved.
It's a pity that recomb doesn't take this kind of thing at all. There is still a smile on his face, but his attitude is very firm.Li Lingyu pulled the handkerchief, pressed the corners of his eyes, twisted his body, took eight small steps, and went to the shrine sadly and aggrieved.
——This is not a severe punishment at first glance, at least he was not asked to kneel down, it was just meditation.There are no prescribed actions for quiet meditation. Generally, you can choose to sit and meditate.If the skin is thick enough, you can lie down and sleep.
However, the problem is that there will be an hour-long flower arrangement session later.In this session, the men will arrange flowers indoors under the leadership of Mrs. Hou.After the flowers are inserted, they are taken out for the noble ladies to enjoy and taste.This is a very important part of the talent show.More importantly, women will vote for flower posts. The so-called "flower posts" are votes for men's flowers.The top ten who get the most flower posts will get tickets to participate in the "Famous Flower Palace Banquet"!This means that these ten people can enter the palace to meet the queen, queen mother and all the princes of the right age!
Li Lingyu was asked to go to meditate, tantamount to missing this social event.
Thinking of this, Li Lingyu beat his chest in annoyance, wishing he could slap Bai Gui ten times—yes, the main object of his annoyance now is Bai Gui.First of all, it is impossible for him to annoy himself.Second, he did not dare to resent the saint.As for Princess Mei, he really hated her, but she was a woman and a princess at the same time, so he didn't dare think that he could handle it.After thinking about it, I can only hate Bai Gui, who is also a man to be married.
Madam Hou led the young masters into the inner room and asked them to sit down and arrange flowers.
Meanwhile, the women continued to stay outside, drinking tea or chatting.
They all wondered about Bai Gui at the same time, and even sent messages with their mobile phones to ask their relatives and friends in the government office if Bai Gui was really robbed.
In Wuxing, high-class ladies can still access many technological products, and everyone has mobile phones and social software.After they inquired like this, they soon learned that some bandits had indeed attempted to rob Bai Gui.
Although Chen Zhaomei defended Bai Gui loudly just now, saying that the robbers didn't tear Bai Gui's clothes at all.But all the girls are dubious.After all, Chen Zhaomei was the first person to send flowers to Bai Gui, which shows that Chen Zhaomei admires Bai Gui very much, and I'm afraid she also speaks to him.Taking a step back, even if what Chen Zhaomei said was true, the gangsters didn't have time to do anything, but Bai Gui's worth was greatly reduced just because Bai Gui was touched by the untouchable grassroots bandits.
However, no woman would say such an idea out loud.Women, don't be too arrogant, do you want to be a long-tongue like a little man like Li Lingyu?That's not okay, women have to be graceful.
The so-called demeanor means that even though you despise men in your heart, you still have to respect them on the surface.
Therefore, when talking about Bai Gui, everyone still praised him for his good looks and temperament.However, there are still one or two women who will say regretfully: "But it is really bad luck to encounter such a thing."
Chen Zhaomei didn't pay much attention to these words, thinking that it was time to get close to the saint.He sat next to Chongshu and said, "Just now you criticized that surnamed Li, and you were too right! You really deserve to be a saint, you didn't read those books for nothing!"
Recomb smiled and said: "You are not bad, as a woman, you can also recite "Men's Virtue" backwards."
Chen Zhaomei choked for a moment, touched his nose, and said with a dry smile, "I...I really like reading...well, I read a lot."
"Really?" Chong Fang is still very interested in the topic of reading, he is very supportive of men's reading, "Then what other books have you read?"
Chen Zhaomei has indeed read many books, but basically all of them are earth works.He didn't dare to say it either.If Wu Xing's literature, except "Men's Virtue"... Chen Zhaomei said dryly: "I am also familiar with..."Biography of Lie Nan"..."
Recomb gave Chen Zhaomei a meaningful look, and said with a smile, "Have you read all of these? It's very interesting."
Chen Zhaomei laughed dryly: "Actually, I also read other books, but I didn't think of it for a while."
Recomb asked again: "Then what do you think of "Biography of Lie Nan"?"
If it was in the Men's College of Virtue, Chen Zhaomei would probably carefully praise "Biography of Lie Nan" as awesome, but now that Chen Zhaomei is the unruly princess, he can speak more bluntly.Therefore, Chen Zhaomei just said: "I don't understand, I don't even know what it is written."
Recomb nodded with a smile: "I think so too."
Chen Zhaomei thought that the saint would hold the opposite opinion, but she didn't expect the saint to be so enlightened.Chen Zhaomei was even more pleasing to the eye when she saw the dimple on the face of the saint, and only smiled and said, "That is really a hero... Heroines see the same thing."
Recomb started chatting with Chen Zhaomei.Chen Zhaomei saw that Chong Comb was easy to get along with, so she took out her mobile phone to make friends with Chong Comb.Recomb naturally did not refuse.
Just when the two became friends, Mrs. Hou led the young masters to appear.
The attendants arranged the arranged flowers and let the young masters stand behind their own floral works.Women will come to taste and put flower posts in front of the works that they think are the best.
The women walked around looking at the flowers.In fact, to them, those men are similar to these flowers, they are objects of appreciation and criticism.Whether the flowers look good or not, and whether they grow beautifully or not is not decided by the flowers, but by people.
—Women are human beings here.
It stands to reason that most people would vote for Bai Gui—if Li Lingyu hadn't revealed the bandit robbery.
And now...
Although everyone didn't say anything, they were very honest and bypassed Bai Gui when voting.
Bai Gui stood alone behind the vase, looking pitiful.Chen Zhaomei couldn't bear it, she wished she could beat the gong to solicit votes for Bai Gui.Chen Zhaomei didn't even look at anyone's flowers, so she rushed to Bai Gui, threw the flower post in front of him, and said loudly, "The rose you planted is really beautiful!"
Bai Gui said, "This is the Chinese rose."
Chen Zhaomei choked for a moment, but still said loudly: "Whatever the flowers are, they are beautiful anyway! You are No.1 in my heart!"
Chen Zhaomei deliberately raised her voice so loudly that everyone could hear it.The young masters also glanced over from the corner of their eyes, sighing or feeling jealous in their hearts: How did this Bai Gui have such a good life?After such a scandal, is there still Bai Fumei who will never leave?
Chen Zhaomei's status as a concubine princess of the Qi Kingdom is more than inferior than superior here.In terms of appearance, he is first-class, and the most important thing is that he shows the affectionate and gentleness that is rare for a witch star noble girl.How can this not make men cry with envy?
It is easy to find a priceless treasure, but it is rare to have a loving mother!
At this moment, the saintess recomb also came to this side and threw a flower post at Bai Gui.
Seeing that the saint also voted for Bai Gui, everyone was even more shocked.Some narrow-minded men are so jealous that their eyes bleed: this Bai Gui looks serious, but I didn't expect to be a vixen!Specially hook women's hearts!Shameless green tea diǎo!
When Chen Zhaomei saw the flower post about Recomb, she immediately wiped out the good impression she had just raised about Recomb, and said with a sneer: "The saint also thinks this flower is good?"
Recomb smiled and said: "I don't always see the same thing as you... Yingying?"
As he said that, Chong Comb reached out and flicked Chen Zhaomei's forehead.
Almost at the same time, Recomb received unfriendly looks from Chen Zhaomei and Bai Gui respectively.
Li Lingyu, who was asked to meditate, was able to come out after the posting session was over.Knowing that Bai Gui did not get enough votes to enter the top ten.In other words, Bai Gui, like him, did not get a ticket to enter the palace.Hearing this, his depression eased a little.
Bai Gui's face was calm, as if she didn't care.But all the men whispered: They must be holding on!The day before, he was still the beauty of Baijiaqiu, but now he is half a broken shoe.
Some people felt sorry for Li Lingyu: this Li Lingyu was so careless to tell about Bai Gui!Men are most afraid of gossip, he even spoke out about Bai Gui's scandal, isn't this lowering his own image?
Not to mention that he actually got into a fight with Princess Mei directly!Anyway, how could his men quarrel with women?Not to mention that the other party is still a princess.Anyone who knows, will say that Li Lingyu doesn't know etiquette and doesn't look like a man.
Therefore, the "social outcasts" produced at this banquet included not only Bai Gui, but also Li Lingyu.
This Li Lingyu was spoiled by his family, unconscious, reckless and impulsive, but Bai Ruchang took advantage of him.Bai Ruchang knew what happened at the banquet at home, and she was very happy, but she was a little uneasy when she heard that the saint and Princess Mei still threw flowers for the white rose.
Seeing Bai Gui came back, Bai Ruchang hurriedly asked him what happened, and then said tentatively: "It seems that the saint and Princess Mei are very interesting to you."
Bai Gui only said: "The saint is just pity the poor and the weak, and she is just afraid of embarrassing me."
Bai Ruchang thought and felt that it was possible. With her status as a saint, she was destined not to marry a man with taint.Bai Ruchang then said, "What about Princess Mei?"
Bai Gui shook her head and said she didn't know.
Bai Ruchang didn't want to keep asking, so she comforted Bai Gui with a pretentious face, and then blamed herself, "It's all my fault! It's because I didn't guard well, and I let that thief run away! She must have hated him." I killed her companion, so I want to retaliate against us like this!"
Bai Gui then said, "Nobody wants such a thing to happen. Let's move on."
Hearing Bai Gui's remark of accepting fate and not pursuing it, Bai Ruchang was also a little relieved: After all, he is a man, and he has no calculations in his mind.
After talking to Bai Ruchang, Bai Gui said she wanted to go back to her room.Bai Ruchang only thought that he must go back to the room to wipe away his tears, so he said with a smile: "Then you go back and rest."
Bai Gui got up and went back to her room. As soon as she closed the door, she saw a figure a little more nimble than a cat jumping out of the window—it was Chen Zhaomei.
Chen Zhaomei was still wearing that floral dress, but the nano-disguise material on her face had been removed, revealing her true face.The androgynous and beautiful boy's face actually matched this dress quite well.
Chen Zhaomei jumped in hastily, and lifted her skirt to look through the window, her long legs were dazzling.
Bai Gui looked away, and fiddled with the goat skull ornament on the table sideways, making the goat's eyes face the wall.
Chen Zhaomei didn't pay attention to the ornament, but ran up carelessly, hugged Bai Gui's neck, and said, "I should have a fever soon, give me some bodily fluids."
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