Chapter 20 Your Dad Gets Jealous
Chapter 20 Your Dad Gets Jealous
Does Zhong Xing have any mental problems and insanity?Why do you like chicken so much?
Lu Wuqi found it funny on the one hand and was very curious on the other. He really wanted to wake Xun Xing Zhong up and ask about it.However, Xun Xing Zhong was snoring slightly, and he seemed very tired. He thought that he would not bother X Xing Zhong tonight, and he would ask again at some free time tomorrow. Then he put the phone back in place and lay down to sleep.
Early the next morning, Lu Wuqi and Zhong Xingxing quietly took Lu Jiu away.After a simple breakfast at a time-honored restaurant near the community, the two sent Lu Jiu to class, and then went home from school together.
As soon as he entered the house, just after closing the door, without taking off his shoes, Lu Wuqi couldn't help but asked Zhong Xingxing, "What happened to those pictures of chickens in your phone?"
"What chicken?" Zhong Xunxing was stunned for a moment, a little puzzled, "...how do you know that there are pictures of chickens in my phone?"
"Grandpa told me. He asked me to think again about marrying you yesterday. I asked him why. He told me that you have a bunch of pictures of chickens in your phone. He has never seen a person who likes saving chicken pictures like you. , He thinks you are not normal." Lu Wuqi honestly relayed what Zhong Jianyu secretly said to him to Zhong Xingxing.
Of course, he didn't mention that he checked Zhong Xingxing's phone last night. He checked Zhong Xingxing's phone without Zhong Xingxing's permission. quarrel.Early in the morning, he didn't want Zhong Xunxing to be angry with him, nor did he want to quarrel with Zhong Xunxing.
"...So he told you." Zhong Xunxing was quite helpless, and there were several large characters with question marks written all over his face.
"Don't blame him for telling me your secret with a big mouth. He is just worried that you are abnormal and wants to remind me."
"I won't blame him. Because I'm normal, very normal." Zhong Xunxing told Lu Wuqi vowedly.
Lu Wuqi expressed doubts about this, "It's normal for you to keep a lot of chicken photos? Counting this month we have known each other for 13 years, tell me Zhong Xingxing honestly, do you have any perverted thoughts about chickens?"
At the same time, he secretly cursed in his heart.
Absolutely no normal person would have [-] pictures of chickens stored on their phone.
Absolutely not.
Except - pervert.
Faced with Lu Wuqi's doubts and questioning, Zhong Xingxing was not in a hurry, and explained without delay, "I think I saved a lot of photos of them because of watching chickens to decompress. I have no other thoughts about chickens."
"I don't have any abnormal thoughts." After a pause, Zhong Xunxing added.
"Watch chicken decompression?"
"Yes, maybe you can't understand how to decompress the chicken. I can't fully understand it myself, but every time I see those chicken emoticons and screenshots, I find it funny to decompress, and then gradually... I started Collect these pictures. When I encounter unhappy things, I will open the photo album and look at it, and I will be happy."
"Oh? So you're saving a bunch of pictures of chickens just because it's funny? No reason at all?"
"For me, I just saved it because I thought it was funny and relieved pressure, not for any perverted reason. I'm not interested in chickens. Not at all!"
"Row."
Knowing that Zhong Xunxing saved a lot of photos of chickens just for the purpose of decompression and joy, and there was no perverted reason in them, Lu Wuqi heaved a sigh of relief and stopped talking. He bent down and took off his shoes while thinking whether he should go out for business today.
He went to bed late last night, woke up early this morning, and is very sleepy now.Although today is a working Tuesday, he wants to rest.
"Do you mind if I collect pictures of chickens?"
Seeing Lu Wuqi lowered his eyes thoughtfully, Zhong Xingxing thought that Lu Wuqi was still concerned about his storage of a large number of chicken photos, and asked a little sensitively.
"No, no." Lu Wuqi quickly denied and said he didn't mind, "I was a little concerned about this just now, because I was afraid that you saved a bunch of chicken photos because you had perverted thoughts about chickens. Now I know that you saved chicken photos The photos are purely for decompression, and I don’t mind if I don’t have abnormal thoughts about chickens. Don’t think too much, this matter is over.”
"Really don't mind?"
"real."
"You don't hate this hobby of mine, do you?"
"Of course I don't hate it! Your hobby is just sand sculpture. If you don't steal, steal or rob, what do I hate? I don't hate it."
"It's fine if you don't hate it!"
"Yeah." Lu Wuqi nodded, and then asked Zhong Xingxing, "Yes, Zhong Xingxing. Besides watching chickens, do you have any other special hobbies that are not known?"
He thought that since he was talking about hobbies, he might as well ask Zhong Xingxing about his other hobbies, lest Zhong Xingxing has even more strange hobbies that he didn't know.
Just figure out all of Zhong Xunxing's strange hobbies now. If Zhong Xunxing has a strange hobby that he can't accept, he can break up with Zhong Xunxing as soon as possible.
Zhong Xunxing thought for a moment, then frowned in embarrassment, "There is one more. But it's hard to say."
This guy really has other strange hobbies... In fact, Lu Wuqi just asked on a whim, but he didn't expect that he really did, and it's still hard to tell.His heart immediately lifted, but he still pretended to be nonchalant as if the world collapsed and would not be shaken, "There is nothing to say, just say it, no matter how strange your hobbies are, I won't mind. I hope we There is no secret between them, even if it is something that cannot be said to the outside world, I want you to tell me, tell me everything."
"Why do I feel that I said you would buy a standing ticket overnight and leave me?"
"How is it possible! It's okay, you say."
"You swear you won't buy standing tickets overnight and leave me, so I'll tell you."
"I swear, if I leave you, I will be struck by thunder."
Lu Wuqi swore an oath of imprisonment and then said, "I have another hobby, which is to fantasize about you."
"What are you fantasizing about me?"
"Imagine you wearing white lace see-through underwear and suspenders, seducing me to have a second child while cooking."
"..." Lu Wuqi was silent, he didn't know what to say.He thought that Zhong Xunxing's strange hobby that he couldn't talk about would be even weirder and more terrifying, but he didn't expect it to be just a pure pornographic fantasy.
——It's still the kind of yearning and eager yellow fantasies that Zhong Xingxing wants to sleep with, which he can usually see with the naked eye.
"Wuqi?" Seeing that Lu Wuqi was expressionless and silent, Zhong Xunxing carefully stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Lu Wuqi, "Are you angry?"
Lu Wuqi was not angry, but felt helpless.
"Don't you have anything positive and aboveboard about me in your mind? Why do you always associate me with that aspect? I'll see you for a while and you will say that I am dissatisfied, and ask me if I kiss you I want you, it’s okay, I always like to fantasize about me seducing you..." Looking directly at Zhong Xunxing, who is always domineering, but now because he is afraid that he will be unhappy, he retracts all his haughty eyes, Lu Wuqi can't help but sigh: "For you I might just be a night doll."
Zhong Xunxing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It's only because I like you! I don't think that way about people I don't like."
"If you like me, you should always think of something other than that, right?" Lu Wuqi stared at the bell with some dissatisfaction.
"I'll think about it too!"
"for example?"
"For example, I want to be with you, always together."
"It's still like a human saying." Knowing that Zhong Xunxing didn't have that kind of thing on his mind, Lu Wuqi was in a better mood. He put the two pairs of shoes that he and Zhong Xunxing took off into the shoe rack, and walked into the living room barefoot. Collapsing on the couch.
Zhong Xunxing followed closely behind, and collapsed beside Lu Wuqi.
The two were paralyzed for a while, and Zhong Xunxing turned his head to look at Lu Wuqi, "Do you have any special hobbies like mine that are unknown to everyone?"
Lu Wuqi turned his head and looked back at Xun Xing, "Does it count if you want to do housework when you get angry?"
"Forget it. Anything else?"
"No, this is my only special hobby."
"Just one? You're so boring."
"I've been bored thank you. Are you still out?"
"I'll wait for you to get up."
"I don't open a shop today, you don't have to wait for me, go to work by yourself."
"You don't open a store? You didn't say it earlier, let's go shopping!" Hearing that Lu Wuqi said that he would not open a store today, Zhong Xunxing suddenly sat up.Lu Wuqi was confused by Zhong Xunxing's sudden invitation, "Where are you going? Are you not going to work?"
"I won't go! Yesterday, my dad personally gave me an indefinite long vacation as my immediate boss. He asked me to concentrate on preparing for your marriage during this time. I will go back to work after we finish our honeymoon."
"But there is no 31st of this month, we can't get married."
"But next month has the 31st, we can close next month."
"what?"
"What are you talking about?"
"...No, didn't we use your dad's mistaken date to fool your dad into promising to get married on the surface, but not actually getting married?"
"I was fooling my dad yesterday, but I don't intend to marry you. I still want to marry you, even if it's not in June, it will be in July, August or December at the latest." Speaking of this, Zhong The jailer asked Lu Wuqi solemnly, "Lu Wuqi, are you not going to marry me at all?"
Watching Zhong Xingxing's face showed that he was very persistent in wanting to marry him, Lu Wuqi was a little conflicted, "It's not that he doesn't want to at all, but..."
"But what? Who are you waiting for to get married? I don't know who the person you say you're infatuated with is, but since that person didn't choose to be with you, you should give him up. Stay with me."
"Who said that person didn't choose to be with me?"
"You are not together now! You are with me now! If he chose you, you would not be with me now!"
Zhong Xunxing's tone was sour.He didn't know who the person Lu Wuqi was obsessed with was, but ever since he knew of the existence of this person, he had been jealous and caring, and it was hard to let go.Although he had been refraining from mentioning it before, Zhong Xunxing's unwillingness to get married still made him explode.
"Just..." Zhong Xunxing's sudden jealous appearance made Lu Wuqi feel amused, he almost laughed out loud, but he was afraid of revealing his deepest secret, so he quickly changed the subject and asked Zhong Xunxing, " I'm asking you a question now, and you answer me seriously. I have to know the answer to this question before I can decide whether to marry you or not."
"You ask."
Zhong Xingxing stared at Lu Wuqi fixedly, waiting for Lu Wuqi to speak, as if he was waiting for a heavy stone.
Lu Wuqi thought for a while, and said simply and straightforwardly: "Why do you like me?"
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