I don't want to go to university in Guangdong

Chapter 9

09

There is a famous saying that goes like this: You never know which will come first, tomorrow or the sand sculpture.

I finally understood the profound meaning of this sentence.

It reveals profoundly how I feel right now.

My mood at the moment is: What a fucking dog.

Because I was fucked by a dog.

Originally, I was happily doing experiments in the laboratory today, and I was happily petting dogs in the laboratory. Why did this happen?Feel bad, want to cry, here.

This matter traced back to the source, when the bald old Wang once again asked me to go to the laboratory to help him take care of Snow Baby.

Li Yiheng and I finished the experiment and went to feed Snow Baby every day.

The two of us were sitting on the ground smoothing Snow Baby, when suddenly a little teddy popped out from nowhere, ran straight to me, and stopped by my legs.

I saw it was wearing pink clothes and a pink bow on its head. I thought it was very cute, so I wanted to hug it and stroke it. I thought, where did this little bitch come from? She has a good eye. Hit me.

But when I reached out to pick it up, I saw it lying on my feet, its butt pouted and began to shake.

The frequency of ups and downs, and the hips that are constantly swinging, are obviously... that.

If you ask what is that, it is that!It's indescribable!

Got Teddy Day.

There are so many people in this whole place, this Teddy looks for me without looking for anyone, does it know that I am a zero?

Is this puppy radar so developed?But if you rub me so hard, I can't give you a baby.

I have a look of lovelessness.

Disgraceful and lost.

I immediately stood up and walked a few steps to the side, it stuck to me immediately, I hid, it stuck to me again.The cycle repeats.

Damn, it's not over yet, even if I'm a 0, why is your little dog still climbing on my head, why don't you just bully us that Guangdong has no gays, and I have no object!

When we were in a stalemate, Li Yiheng came over to help me take Teddy away.

I saw the corner of his mouth tense.

Li Yiheng laughed, damn it he actually laughed at me! ?

"Li Yiheng!" I glared at him angrily.

"Ah, I'm sorry, has anyone seen Xiao Meimei?" A girl at the door interrupted me.

The girl came in when she saw the dog in Li Yiheng's arms, "I'm really sorry, Xiao Meimei is too naughty to run around, so I'll take it away right now. I'm causing you trouble."

If I remember correctly, the lab where this young lady works is far away from ours.

That is to say, this "Little Meimei" overcame many obstacles and ran several floors, not even wanting the dog from the laboratory next door, just came to look for me.

Find me to vent its desire.Oh shit.

God, what kind of gay-free Guangdong is this? Even a dog can climb on my head.

You just bully me and have no object, and hit your chest with a small fist.

"You bastard, you just want to see our gay pure one!" I complained silently.

"What Chunyi?" Li Yiheng asked.

I didn't expect that I would spit it out by accident.

"No, no, hahaha. I said that I thought it came here because of my good looks, and I just wanted to praise it for its good eyesight. It turned out! Ah, I'm so pissed off!"

"Indeed." Li Yiheng said in a low voice.

"What are you talking about? I didn't hear you clearly."

"No."