I don't want to go to university in Guangdong

Chapter 20

20

Discussion about 0 and 1

In fact, I once thought Li Yiheng was 0, and I was ready to be 1 with tears in my eyes.

Me: "Li Yiheng, you, if you are not that, I can do that."

Li Yiheng: "What?"

Me: "It's 1, if we collide with models, I, I can do 1 for you."

Li Yiheng couldn't help laughing when he heard it, as if he heard something funny: "So you always think I'm 0?"

"When you first transferred in, my Jianji Daziwaziwa told me that you can be my sister!"

"Your radar has been inaccurate for a day or two..." Li Yiheng looked at me speechlessly, "Do you not understand the gay market?"

"Market? What is it?"

"You have to know, 1.8 meters 1.6, you can only do one. [-] meters [-], give your ass."

……

All right, you are handsome and you are right in everything you say.

21

Our school's yogurt is very famous, taste, color are excellent, and very fresh.

And the color and shape of the yogurt resembles something...

One day I bought several bottles of yogurt, and after drinking one bottle, the corners of my mouth were stained, and the tops of my lips were white.I don’t know if anyone has watched "Secret Garden". At that time, I deliberately put yogurt on the corner of my mouth, so that Li Yiheng could see it, and wanted him to kiss the yogurt from the corner of my mouth like the hero in the play.

But what I didn't expect was that when Li Yiheng saw me like that, he seemed to think of something immediately, so he pressed me on the bed, and started to take off my clothes without saying a word.

Uh, why is this going a bit wrong?

Wait, Li Yiheng, the hero in other Korean dramas just kisses the mouth of the heroine, why did you pour yogurt on me! !

……

So that day, yogurt play or something, cover your face.

Ah, just thinking about it makes me feel a little bit.Hold on to your head.

I'm enjoying it, yes.

But, woo woo woo Li Yiheng is really too big. Every time I see his huge monster, I am very surprised how I accommodate him, and every time I help him bite my cheek, he is sore and he doesn't come out.

The most important thing is that he is on the bed, it's really completely different from his usual serious and abstinent appearance!Can you imagine someone doing dirtytalk with all seriousness while doing it?

But this Li Yiheng is very charming, I like it very much.She covered her face shyly.

Anyway, I am now starting my "happy" life.

The dry land is plowed every day, and the cattle are not exhausted.

By the way, can I take back what I said at the beginning.

In fact, going to university in Guangdong is pretty good, not miserable at all.

You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

End

Fanwaiyi

Follow-up to the hot pot incident

After everything that should have happened happened, Li Yiheng told me that he hesitated to speak that day, but he was actually worried about my little chrysanthemum.

After I found out, I feel like this: (??д??)

I said dear, we obviously had nothing at that time, why do you worry about this?

So I planned to take Li Yiheng to eat authentic Chaoshan beef hot pot (not spicy! Healthy and delicious! Worth having!) when I want to eat hot pot later, but unfortunately it has never been possible. The number of times we eat hot pot can be said to be very few .

For some reason, Li Yiheng has always disapproved of my going to eat hot pot.

What can I say, after all, hey, Li Yiheng said it was for us to communicate better.

Damn, negative distance is negative distance, why do you have to say it so nicely? ?

Li Yiheng Extra Story

In fact, the first time I saw Junjun was not at an open school day, but at an animal rescue center where I usually like to volunteer.

In the rescue center, I am most afraid of seeing the tears of the owners of small animals, because it usually does not mean any good things.

So when I saw a person crying that day, I knew that there might be a kitten and puppy going to heaven to be an angel.

The crying person is Junjun.

I don't know why, but I've watched too many farewells like this, and I feel that I may be numb after seeing it.But when I saw him crying that day, my heart seemed to suddenly become very painful.

Originally, I listened to my parents to fill in the volunteers and applied for engineering. After this incident, I decided to change my major and switch to the animal science major that I originally wanted to apply for.

Did not expect to see him.

My hands kept shaking while I was introducing myself, and I don't know why.Later, during the class reunion, my eyes always chased him. I saw several dishes he liked to eat, and I picked them up many times, and I silently wrote them down in my heart.I originally thought that I could get closer to him by singing K later, but I didn't expect that he would not participate, so I was a little disappointed.

In the experimental class, I always had a premonition that day, so I waited downstairs for 10 minutes. I thought there was no hope, but he actually came down in the last 10 minutes.I offered him a ride in my car and he agreed.I couldn't be happier, the speed of the car seemed to be a bit fast, and I forgot to slow down a few times, and he grabbed my waist tightly the next time I braked suddenly, so I didn't slow down at all behind me...

After finishing the experiment that day, I asked my sister to cook for us, and it turned out that those dishes were all his favorites.

I'm in the same group as him in the experimental class, so I have to study hard so that I can keep up with him and not hold him back.But then I found that I seemed to be a little too hard, so it gradually became me taking him to do experiments.This is also good, if he encounters a problem, the first person he thinks of will be me, I am very happy, and the hard work of studying can disappear in smoke.

I can't help but want to get close to him, will this cause him a lot of trouble?But I still can't control my behavior.

When we went to view the flowers, we had our first group photo. I saw him quietly setting it as the background of our chat. I was so happy that I took him to pick up trash all afternoon. Afterwards, I was very happy. regret.

Damn, there's a fool in the major next door who seems to have a crush on Junjun, and actually came to ask me if Junjun is gay.Of course I told him no, and immediately found a few pornographic photos of who I don’t know on the Internet, and quickly posted them in our dormitory.Next time that idiot comes, I will tell him that Jun Jun posted it.It's just that Jun Jun, the little stupid cat, can't do radar and doesn't know that someone is chasing him.

By the way, he secretly kissed me one night during the professional internship. He thought I didn't know, but in fact, I was so excited that I was dying, and my heart was pounding.I pretended to be asleep and pulled him into my arms, and suddenly remembered that he could hear my heartbeat, but he didn't seem to notice.

I feel like I can't wait to get further with him, and I know he kind of likes me.I don't want to wait a moment, but I still have to wait, because there is one thing I can't confirm.

But in the next few days, he seemed to be very wrong. I asked, but he didn't say anything.It's ok, I'll find out later.But this low mood hurt him. I was so anxious that I wanted to chase him out but was called back by the teacher.Later, I searched for a long time before I found him. He was on the grass, looking like a small one.

I suddenly realized that I couldn't wait any longer, I wanted to be with him, and I couldn't wait any longer.

So confess.

He seemed a little surprised.In fact, I have long known that he likes me, but I don't know if this kind of liking is based on appearance.But it doesn't matter whether he likes me because I'm good-looking or not.I, I really like him very much...

After being together, he likes to cling to me very much, and I am very happy, but it is not the time to do that kind of thing.The ghost knows how hard it is for me to endure. I really don't want to hug him and hold him high all the time, and I want to love him well.

Later met his parents.

I have already made up my mind in my heart that I will bear with him whatever happens to Junjun in the future, whether it is the worldly disapproval or gossip.

After meeting my parents, I finally can no longer endure that incident...

Ah, by the way, before my mother asked me if I wanted to have a cat, I thought about it and refused.Because I already have a very clingy cat and a very cute dog, life is enough.