Evil Bottle-Kirin Returns

Chapter 14

There was no reaction from under my body. I once thought that I had miscalculated. I used my nostrils as my eyes and cut down my life. I just picked out my nose and excrement for the turtle ancestor. After a while, it sneezed and ended my life. If you go to death bravely, you can't die bravely.

I was hanging on the head of that big pile of scrap iron, and I was thinking about stirring it a few times to clean up the booger that has been down for thousands of years, so that I can sneeze and sneeze more smoothly later, at least I will give it a try Die like hell.The big head twitched for a while, and suddenly tilted upwards, I could feel it roaring in pain, making a strange "crack, knock, knock" sound.Seeing that this move was effective, I pushed my right hand further in, and the giant tortoise shook its head furiously. Just this posture was more exciting than a roller coaster.I desperately tugged on the horns beside me, and now I will die if I fall, I only have this chance, so I have to earn more money no matter what.Seeing that the tortoise ancestor couldn't get rid of me, he raised his head, turned around, and slammed hard towards the ground.

I closed my eyes, gritted my teeth and waited for the last moment.

With a sound of "clang", I suddenly stopped, and I couldn't hold it anymore, so I fell down.I thought I was going to be crushed into a meatloaf, but I was pulled violently and rolled sideways for several times. The fat man's voice sounded: "Xiao Wu, why are you so fucking crazy!"

The fat man is not dead! !I was so happy that I wanted to rush up and nibble on him: "Are you all right? Where's my brother!" I sniffled and asked, I didn't cry when I was about to die, but snot and tears came down when I was alive, it's embarrassing.The fat man scolded me while rushing back: "I'm fighting against that thing, how about I save you! Come and help!"

I saw that Poker Bottle was pressing against the head of the giant tortoise, and the engineer shovel in his hand had been bent into an arc. It was his block that saved my life.But even if Pokerfing was born with supernatural powers, such an opponent could hardly stand it anymore, and the fine steel shovel had already cracked.I yelled at the fat man: "Hit that black hole, it's the eyes!" I also rushed up, with the saber still in place, and I stabbed it in with all my strength.

The giant tortoise was in pain and shook its head violently, throwing all three of us out. I was so dizzy that I fell on the ground and ate a mouthful of muddy water.Now only the miner's lamp of Pokerfing is still left, and I even crawled over it: "Brother! Brother, are you okay?" The fat man also rushed over: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go first!" My shovel has been completely broken in two, and the fat guy and I have gone to nowhere.

---Squeeze hard----

Poker-Face staggered a bit, I was not sure, the left half of his shirt was covered with dark stains, he was probably seriously injured, so he and the fat man ran to the shore with him.I was in a panic all the way, and finally climbed half of the steps, the fat man suddenly said, "Hey, didn't that thing catch up?"

"Did it really poke it blind?" I looked back, and the giant tortoise shook its head and flicked its tail, smashing the bottom of the pool, and the bottom of the pool was full of densely packed corpses, flying everywhere by the tail, but the giant tortoise still In the same place, I didn't move my nest even a step, even the head and tail were still in the same direction.The fat man breathed a sigh of relief: "Look at this posture, that thing is locked and can't move. God damn it, it's a little bit smarter. If it comes again, I can only call it grandpa."

"Forget it, you want to be its grandson, I don't think it wants to take you in yet." I wasn't thinking about bickering with the fat man, since the giant tortoise didn't come after me, it was just time to take a breather, and what I'm most worried about right now is Poker Bottle Well, if his injury is not treated, something bad might happen.

Boyouping never seemed to care about himself, getting hurt and bleeding was commonplace, and he didn't take it seriously.Along the way, Poker Bottle was held up by me without making a sound. I thought he was in shock due to excessive blood loss, so I quickly helped him to sit down and asked, "Brother! Where is the injury, let me see!"

The left half of Pokerfing's clothes were drenched with blood, I was about to take them off to see how the wound was, when he suddenly held him down. "I'm fine, you two hurry up." Poker-Face said as he took off the miner's lamp and handed it to the fat man.As soon as I heard that one was anxious and that one was angry, I thought it was a fucking movie, and the protagonist shouted at the moment of life and death, "Brothers, go, I'm dead!" '? "Brother! Do you really think that I, Wu Xie, is a heartless person who leaves his brother and runs away on his own!!" I just felt my temples throbbing with heat.

"Come on, you two are so heartless, it's clear that you have a heart-to-heart. Damn, one is going to die for love, and the other is going to break up. It's eight o'clock. Fatty, I'm going to bury myself with goosebumps. "The fat man raised the lamp and said, "Xiao Wu, you're a dick, hurry up and pack it up and go on the road. Later, the turtle grandpa will catch up, let alone your heart and lungs, you don't have any liver and gallbladder left." I was chilled by the fat man, I had no choice but to ignore him, quickly unbuttoned Poker's shirt, and went to get out the bandages in the bag. Poker grabbed me: "No need to pack, it's really not hurt."

Poker Face's face was pale, and no one would believe it if he said it was all right, the fat man was surprised and wiped it with his hand twice, and the unicorn tattoo was exposed under the blood stains, and there was really no wound from his chest to his back.The fat man snorted, and said, brother, did you have a nosebleed all over, we didn't see any restricted-rated scenes just now, why are you so excited?Poker-Face remained silent, as soon as I touched the black and red tattoo, my heart turned cold.Just like that day, Pokerfing's body was cold and his tattoos were hot.I don't know how the blood came from, and I don't know why he was able to stay awake this time, but I always have an ominous premonition that the person in front of me is like a phantom, and I don't know when he will disappear.

Although Pokerfing's complexion was not good, but his eyes were very clear, he suddenly said to me: "Wu Xie, don't do this in the future." He got up and continued to walk up.I was stunned, what should I do?Don't touch him? "Hey, keep up." The fat man came over and arched my shoulders, winking and said, "Little naive, don't you be the reincarnation of Meng Jiangnv, I thought you were going to wipe your neck with the howling on the back of the turtle just now, what a pain! ~The Great Wall is about to fall." I was so hurt by the fat man that I couldn't speak, my old face turned red and I hurried on my way.

The sound of giant tortoises bumping and flapping could be heard all the time from the pool in the center, but the sound suddenly changed, and there was an unpleasant sound of rubbing and tearing.

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Been dead for so long and finally came back