Chapter 1 Chapter 1
Chapter 1 Chapter 1
Ding Jing woke up at a certain moment when the sunlight filled the room.After opening his eyes, he first looked at the clock on the wall.
This clock is his latest replacement. Compared with the original simple quartz clock with only two hands, this clock has an additional date display function.At this moment, Ding Hao read the message he wanted to know most from the dial of the clock: 201:10 on October 27, 8x
This is not surprising at all——
It has now been nearly 20 hours since he lost consciousness after eating half of his lunch.
Ding Hao found his mobile phone from the bedside. He had canceled the biometric unlocking function of this mobile phone. Now he had to use a rather complicated digital password to open the mobile phone.
The first unread text message was a reminder message from the rehabilitation center.Sure enough, his scheduled rehabilitation treatment expired.
Ding Yan, who was full of annoyance, limped up and walked to his refrigerator.On the small whiteboard on the refrigerator door, his messages are legible.
/如果10月26日13时是你,请你务必要在01:30赶到奥斯丁康复中心进行复健,谢谢!/
Ding Hao wiped away the line of words that he had carefully written the day before yesterday afternoon, and then with a swipe of the pen, the flowing writing was——
/Fuck you bastard! /
After venting, Ding Jing calmed down a little. He looked around the room, and after noticing the used coffee machine, he finally settled on a can of coffee beans.
If he looked in the mirror at this moment, Ding Xin believed that he would be able to see from the mirror a sinister and evil face behind the scenes in horror movies. He went to the cabinet, took out the coffee beans, and poured a whole can of coffee beans into the mirror. The glass bowl, and then, add chili oil, black pepper, Laoganma...and to be honest, he doesn't know what the pie is, what kind of seasoning it is.
Then came the baking process familiar to Ding Jing.He was handy and familiar with driving, and took a bath by the way to tidy himself up.When he took the beans out of the oven, they finally looked like coffee beans again.
Satisfied, Ding Hao put away the coffee beans and placed them beside the coffee machine.
You're done.At this time, his doorbell rang.
Ding Hao glanced at the date on the living room clock again.
Yes, today is October 10th.Ding Hao already knew what bad things would happen on this day.He sighed heavily, and walked slowly to the door.Before opening the door of the room, he hardened his face.
Ding Yan had a face that should not be approached by strangers since he was a child.His brother-in-law once said regretfully, "It's useless for your beauty, you can't find a wife if you bet two dollars", and then he was stared at by his nephew, and he was too frightened to speak.Ding Xi thought to himself, what's the use of glaring at someone for pregnancy, the one born in the end will definitely be a monkey.
——For example, at this moment, it would be perfect if he could scare away today's guests.
Out of this beautiful vision, Ding Jing glared at the man behind the opened door.
It's a pity that he must have met a man with extremely bad eyesight.The other party smiled brightly and triumphantly under the eyes of everyone in this world.
"You are Ding Xi, right? I am Eucommia, from now on, please take care of me." The man who is named after traditional Chinese medicine smiled familiarly and said his opening remarks. Li drag.One by one.
The owner of the room stared at the other party's suitcase queue, thinking, isn't it just a temporary stay for a few weeks?He thought it was necessary to be courteous before fighting, so he reminded: "I am a bad tempered person, and I will sweep you out of the house at any time. You have so much luggage, and it will be troublesome at that time. You'd better throw something away when you have nothing to do."
Du Zhong smiled nonchalantly, and said, "It doesn't matter, what I am best at is being cheeky and not leaving."
...Have you ever spoken to a guest like this?
Ding Hao stared at the man who did seem to be particularly thick-skinned.The other party finally moved all five suitcases into the room, and the person who had done this important matter closed the door consciously, then looked up at Ding Xi and asked with a smile, "So, let's take a look at my room first?"
Ding Jing’s apartment has two bedrooms—and that’s where the disaster started.If he had chosen group renting at the beginning, the boyfriend of his father's third brother's son would not have found him, saying that there was a senior who had no place to live, and hoped that he would take him in for a while.For this reason, recently Ding Jing is seriously considering the project of transforming that bedroom into a gym, but before starting the construction, he still has to take the guests to the second bedroom of his apartment.
"Don't quarrel with me, try to stay in this room as much as possible, it's more effective than being thick-skinned, otherwise, I can judo and karate, and I can throw you out of the room over my shoulder." The owner of the room explained the precautions.
Du Zhong continued to carry his suitcases one by one, he smiled and nodded in response: "Got it. I will try to please you in the days to come."
Ding Hao felt that there was something wrong with the other party's speech, but his attention was more focused on those exaggeratedly large suitcases.The thought that popped up in his mind made him unconsciously ask, "You probably hid a few children in these boxes, right?"
He confused Eucommia.
"Why do you think so?"
Ding Hao definitely pointed out: "You must have never watched "Nobody Knows"."
Du Zhong thought for a while, then he raised his head and solemnly assured: "I don't have children, and I don't have a girlfriend at the moment, and I'm currently single and looking forward to a new relationship."
This reminded Ding Xie. "Don't bring girls back," he said.
Du Zhong immediately asked: "Is that boy okay?"
Ding Hao was taken aback by the question.He never thought that his tenant would have such special attributes.This made him worry about his own safety, and he was particularly self-aware that he had the capital to be coveted by the same sex.
Seeing his reaction, Du Zhong started to laugh, "Don't worry, I already have someone I like, so you don't have to be so nervous." He smiled as if seeing a terrified little rabbit.
Ding Hao stared at him coldly: "I have already said that I have a bad temper. At the same time, when someone laughs at me, I can realize it."
Du Zhong immediately restrained his smile obediently, and he took out a box of chocolates from his pocket, "This is for buying you." He handed it to Ding Xi and explained solemnly.
Ding Can't refuse chocolate, it's not his fault, it's the fault of God who endowed him with this nature.Right now, he reached out to take the chocolate, and his expression eased a little. "You settle down by yourself, I'm going to work, don't bother me."
"Obey." Du Zhong also saluted dramatically.
Ding Yan pretended not to see it with disgust, he left his roommate who probably needed help with a clear conscience, came to the study alone, and started translating while eating chocolate after he sat down.He has less time than normal people, and the progress of translation can only be caught up by hard work.
Fortunately, Ding Xi, who is very efficient once he concentrates, probably didn't take long to complete the planned workload, but he was interrupted by a knock on the door when he was about to go on to the next paragraph with all his might.
He thought that he couldn't stop someone from committing suicide, so he walked over to open the study door with a cold face.As soon as I opened the door, I saw Du Zhong with a smiling face.
"I'm almost done packing. Because I rushed here early in the morning, I haven't had breakfast yet, and I'm about to get some food. I want to ask if you have eaten, do you want to go together?"
Ding Hao didn't know how long he hadn't heard about breakfast, but the other party kindly invited him, and it was really inconvenient to lose his temper, so he could only shake his head coldly, "No." After finishing speaking, he was about to close the door.
In the end, someone was so daring that he blocked his door with his hand.
"Haven't you eaten yet? Skipping breakfast is bad for your health, come on!"
"So important things must be said three times?" Ding Yan squinted at the annoying opponent, emphasizing again, "I have a bad temper."
Du Zhong smiled casually: "It's okay, I have a good temper. I will let you. So, let's have breakfast together."
All that needs to be said has been said, he will never really hit someone, Ding Hao, who has nothing to do, can only come to the restaurant.
"Sit down for a while, I'll cook an egg, and I'll have something to eat right away." Du Zhong said and got busy.
Ding Hao sat down directly.He noticed that there was an extra toaster in his kitchen, and at this moment, slices of bread were about to jump up.And Du Zhong, who was talking about frying eggs, also put a mold in the frying pan that the kitchen didn't have before—Ding Hao finally understood why the other party was able to pack five suitcases.
The people sitting at the dining table didn't wait too long, and a simple breakfast was served soon.
The fried egg had already been sandwiched between two slices of bread. Ding Dan thought for a while, then removed the slice of bread and looked inside.As expected, what he observed was a heart-shaped fried egg.
... You make me not even know how to complain.
Du Zhong explained in a very reasonable way: "This is the breakfast of love."
It's as if he's here to show his love.
Ding Hao felt that the other party's eggs were a bit burnt, but he would not try to find fault when the other party showed his love. At this time, he could only lower his head and eat the burnt parts first.
Du Zhong straightened himself as if eating a French meal, picked up the knife and fork with a certain posture, and then, before starting, he flew a stroke: "I saw your message on the refrigerator-is that right? Write it to me?"
Ding Hao remembered his message.The four words "die asshole" are concise and concise.
"Not for you."
"Who is that for?" Du Zhong asked curiously.
This hypocritical attitude made Ding Jing frowned unconsciously.His failure to expose the other party's lies does not mean that he can tolerate the other party's pretending.
"You know who the message is for, just like I know who you are." Ding Yan said bluntly, looking directly into Du Zhong's eyes.
After a slight pause, Du Zhong finally nodded and admitted: "I guess you should have thought of it too."
How could Ding Hao not think of it?
His cousin, or his cousin's boyfriend, who of them can't accommodate the person who needs to be accommodated in one room?The reason why he forcefully crammed guests into his apartment was naturally not because there was a lack of a room elsewhere, in fact, it was just because there was a lack of a person in Ding Jing's room.
Recently, Ding Xing, who suddenly had an extra personality in his body, has been refusing to seek medical treatment, so many deceptions suddenly appeared in his life.
His parents force him to go on a blind date, which turns out to be a psychiatrist.His bathroom pipe burst after his parents visited, and it turned out that the person who came to fix the pipe was a psychiatrist.The person who asked him to translate the documents online chatted with him for a long time, and finally confirmed that the person was also a psychiatrist.
In this way, Ding Xing lived in the midst of many conspiracies and scams, and was about to catch up with making spy movies.
If he didn't know that his parents cared about him, he would have been angry with his violent temper.But having said that, his parents gave birth to him and raised him, and even tried to lie to him. He is not a person who is not grateful. After being cheated for a long time, he chose to compromise.This time, Ding Yan guessed from the very beginning that Eucommia inexplicably appeared should be a psychiatrist who was specially placed beside him. He pretended not to know, thinking that it would be worthwhile for him to submit obediently once, and don’t keep suppressing his parents’ enthusiasm for committing crimes— —However, he can pretend not to notice the truth, but he cannot pretend that he is a fool. Facing such a blatant temptation of Eucommia, it is really necessary to show his cards.
"Actually, you're not Jin Yan's senior at all, are you?" Ding Hao pointed out.
Du Zhong clarified: "It's true. It's just that I'm a psychiatrist, and that's the main reason I was brought in."
"Since you have admitted it," Ding Yan drank the last sip of milk, "I advise you to go home as soon as possible."
"Why do you persuade me to leave?" Du Zhong asked.
Ding Jing, who was sitting opposite Eucommia's dining table, suddenly used unusually cold eyes and tone——
"Because you can't drive me away."
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