The shitty thing I have to say between my brother and sister-in-law

Chapter 24 My Brother, Meet "Parents"

In the barbecue restaurant, I, Yang Yueyue, can't sit still.

The current situation is that I am sitting next to Yang Yu, and Duan Junze is sitting opposite Yang Yu. The two of them have a barbecue and eat meat, and they cooperate with each other tacitly.

but me!As Duan Junze's treat today!The barbecue plate in front of me didn't even come up to heat, so I could only hold my chopsticks and stare at the other two fucking people!

Do you two think that dog food is really full?

I want to eat meat too...

I don't know if my eyes were too sharp, but Yang Yu showed mercy and gave me a few slices of Duan Junze's roasted meat. Tears welled up in my eyes, and I was almost on the verge of crying.

Good brother, good brother Zhonghua, I'm going to blow you to death today!

"Sister Yueyue." When the barbecue plate in front of me was heating up and I was frantically picking beef, Duan Junze suddenly called me.

God, my mouthful of beef is still stuck in my mouth, and my whole body is so wretched, I wonder if you have something to do, I don’t know if girls should not interrupt when they are eating!

Affect appetite!

I swallowed the beef silently, "Huh?"

Duan Junze picked up the wine glass in front of him with a serious face, "I know you have done a lot these days, for me, and for me and Yang Yu... Thank you, if there is anything I can help in the future, just say, I I will do my best to help you."

You must know that it is not easy to meet a senior who says this in college, and it is indeed very useful. After all, they have a wide network of contacts, not to mention that this senior is not the kind of person who disappears after speaking.

He is my sister-in-law!

I responded with a smile, and clinked glasses with him, "Okay sister-in-law, I will remember this!"

Duan Junze: "..."

Yang Yu: "..."

The scene was once awkward out of the Milky Way.

It was probably because I was eating, and the CPU processing system couldn't keep up with my mouth at all. When I came back to my senses, I realized what I said, so I took a sip of juice to calm down.

Yang Yu's eyebrows were filled with joy because of this "sister-in-law", and he put the taro balls in front of me like a reward.

Duan Junze took a sip of wine with a toothache, endured it, and couldn't help asking Yang Yu: "What did you tell your sister that she would think I was from the bottom?"

The chopsticks I picked up the taro balls trembled suddenly, and the balls slid to the ground.

However, how can I feel sorry for the almost mouthful of food that has disappeared, forcing myself to focus on the barbecue plate, and erect my two rabbit ears to frantically listen to every move around me.

Damn it, damn it, the scene of a large-scale attack and position contest!I used to sneer at the fact that Shou scratched his head and wanted to fight back in the novel. After all, real life is just wandering around, okay? !

But the current situation slapped me hard!

Do I want to stand against CP again!Why am I so happy!

Danmei novels do not deceive me!

I was in a state of excitement, and suddenly I heard Yang Yu beside me click his tongue and say, "I didn't say anything, she made it up by herself."

I:"……"

? ? ? Hello? ?This topic is over? ? ? ?

Yang Yu, you just admitted your status so easily, didn't you?You are so fierce, can't you fight for the top?

"Then Yueyue Xuemei should change her mouth and call her brother-in-law." Duan Junze looked at me and said with a smile.

My face was expressionless: "Oh, bro."

Yang Yu patted my shoulder, raised his eyebrows and said, "You can call me sister-in-law if you don't want to."

Fuck, what does Yang Yu mean?Is he asking me to choose between brother-in-law and sister-in-law?

This is not a choice of title, this is a choice of fate!

I can see that Yang Yu wants me to continue to call Duan Junze my sister-in-law, after all, the hand on my shoulder is still tightening, it hurts so much!Damn, this is not my brother!

Gee.

It seems really not.

Duan Junze shook his head helplessly, and helped me out, "It's okay, call me whatever you want."

I almost shed two lasagna tears.

With this sister-in-law in front of me, I don't have to succumb to Yang Yu's lust in the future!

Why is it that when I hit the last level of a game suddenly, I found that the last big boss is so powerful that he can die, and a single move can make me into blood in seconds. Just when my health bar is about to run out, the big boss suddenly announces that he has found I realized the feeling of true love, and under the adjustment of true love, the big boss directly handed over the hidden treasure to me.

So Yang Yu, you should reflect on why you are the devil boss in my metaphor.

I had a great meal, I secretly touched my chubby stomach, and burped in satisfaction, looking forward to what else Duan Junze would bring me to high in the afternoon.

However, the reality is still cruel.

Duan Junze took Yang Yu by the hand, walked around the mall twice symbolically, and suddenly stopped and said to me: "Sister Yueyue, can you go back alone?"

I:"……"

OK, understand, drive me away.

"No problem. It just so happens that I have something to deal with at school, so I'll go back first! Come back sooner, too!"

Duan Junze scratched his neck, and said with a haha, "Don't worry about us."

Seeing my sister-in-law's shy look, I suddenly rang a cp bell in my heart.

When I was checking out just now, I saw my sister-in-law's wallet, which contained an ID card!He will definitely take my brother to open a room!

open!fuck it!It is best to open for three days and three nights!

but……

I rolled my eyes, and boldly pulled Yang Yu to my side, and said in a low voice, "I heard from my roommate that the condoms in the hotel are not very easy to use, do you want me to buy two packs for you?"

"...Yang Yueyue." Yang Yu's ears were red, and he bit his back molars and almost squeezed out the words from his throat, "Are you fucking itchy?!"

I am wronged.

Why do you say that my skin is itchy, am I also thinking about your bodies?

What did I do wrong again!

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