author and game toxic

Chapter 1 chapter one

In the past 18 years of his life, Bai Yanjun deeply doubted the word probability, why?Anyway, in other people's lives, there is still the possibility of lowering your head and picking up a coin, but his life is 100% unlucky. Lower your head, let alone money, it's good if you don't see shit.

ah!Someone's lunchbox dropped!who?

Bai Yanjun's.

Something happened when the class uniform was delivered, and one piece was lost, whose?

Bai Yanjun's.

Hahahaha, there was an unlucky guy who was arrested for climbing over the wall last night, and he was the only one among ten people who jumped over the wall. Who is it?

Bai Yanjun.

Someone got dumped by his girlfriend on Valentine's Day!Valentine's Day!

Oh, Bai Yanjun.

Uh, I'm really sorry, the teacher lost a classmate's homework, please do it again.

Before the teacher could tell who it was, Bai Yanjun consciously started to do his homework again.

Junjun, Yunyun, mom, I made a chili dumpling!Let's see who is unlucky enough to eat it?

Hearing this, Bai Yanjun continued to eat calmly: "Anyway, brother must have eaten it." "Didn't you make a chili dumpling just for Junjun?" Dad said calmly.Bai Yanjun silently put down his chopsticks, went to the water dispenser to get water to drink.

TvT, why bother to abuse me like this.

"Hey, Jun," Xu Huanzhou, the buddy next to him, quietly poked Bai Yanjun.

"what?"

"Give me the answer to your true or false question."

"I guessed wildly."

"I know, anyway, as long as the answer is opposite to yours, it must be all right."

"..."

In the end, when the test papers were handed out, the tablemates were all right, but Bai Yanjun was all wrong.Congratulations, perfect avoidance of all correct answers TvT.

Why bother to humiliate me.

Xu Huanzhou called Bai Yanjun "a person born with special skills", although this skill is more tasteless than tasteless, it is simply a "black finger" in the growth of a generation of bears, which is completely opposite to the protagonist's "golden finger".Goldfinger pushed the protagonist to the pinnacle of life, while Blackfinger pushed Bai Yanjun down the abyss, and when he finally managed to climb out after all the hard work, he stepped on the only soft rock and fell back.

"Brother, don't go to any disaster-prone places in the future. If there is an earthquake, volcano, mudslide or something, and the news says that one person dies, it will definitely be you."

"I'll go, you crow's mouth, are you the one who abused me like this?" I kicked him on the leg.

Xu Huanzhou refused to accept: "I am thinking about your life and safety. You see that you are good or bad, and you have been abandoned by God. See how great I am, and I will never leave you."

"I'd rather be buried with you!"

"That one is beyond your control. There is a total pit. If you step on it 100% of the time, there is no place to bury me."

Recently, a new very popular game called "Perfect World" was released. My classmates and friends have entered the pit one after another, chatting about that game when they have nothing to do.This is a holographic online game, which was released after ten years of production. The theme is magic cultivation. There are many occupations, which will test the creativity of the players.As an ultra-realistic holographic game, the penetration rate has reached 50%.

Xu Huanzhou and Bai Qingyun have been in the pit for several days. Bai Yanjun saw them lying flat with their equipment on when they were free. Bai Qingyun bought a game egg with better equipment and more expensive. Their family environment is good and well-off. Bai Qingyun She is also very good at acting like a baby, so her parents agreed to match her with a better one.Parents also bought one for Bai Yanjun by the way. It happened that Bai Yanjun had just graduated from high school and did well in the exam.

But Bai Yanjun never touched that thing there, why?Given his previous experience playing online games, he has completely despaired of his luck.There is a game that I used to play, and there is a failure rate for equipment upgrades. Yes, it is what you think. He has been upgraded more than [-] times, and he spent thousands of yuan without upgrading. Xu Huanzhou’s one to ten It failed just once.The money spent by Bai Yanjun to upgrade a stage is enough for others to upgrade several weapons of that kind to the full level.

It is a miracle that Xu Huanzhou can survive until now, but Bai Yanjun hasn't killed him yet!

So Bai Yanjun expressed that he lost confidence in the game.

"Brother, I'm hungry." Bai Qingyun turned off the game switch, and came out of the room in her pajamas.

Bai Yanjun and Xu Huanzhou had just returned from playing ball in the community, covered in sweat.Xu Huanzhou and Bai's family live in the same community, and they are still neighbors, so they often visit.When he was a child, Bai Yanjun ran away from home with great ambition to hide from the general Huanzhou's house, so in the end he was caught and beaten at home.Xu Huanzhou's eyes fell on Bai Qingyun who was still confused, his face blushed, and he looked elsewhere.

"Bai Qingyun, go back to the room and put on your underwear!" Bai Yanjun supported his forehead.

Bai Qingyun gave them a white look: "I want to eat noodles, remember to put fried eggs."

As a girl, she has never had the consciousness to be reserved!To be precise, they are used to it. The three of them grew up together, and they all slept in the same bed when they were young.Bai Qingyun is two years younger than Bai Yanjun, with a loli face and a loli figure. The two siblings have inherited the good looks of their parents. They have fair skin, one is beautiful and the other is handsome.But only Bai Yanjun knows the true face of Lolita, with a black-bellied attribute, Bai Qingyun is definitely a black-bellied attribute!

Bai Yanjun's height is only 1.7 meters five, and Bai Qingyun's is 1.6 meters. Their family's height is not high. This can be attributed to their parents who are of the same height. They did not inherit the height of their mother, but their father's.But fortunately, the two brothers and sisters look like their mothers, with good looks.

My mother once said that the reason why she fell in love with Bai Jian (their father) was that he was considerate and could cook. Everyone in the community knew that Bai Jian was a good man in the new century.If you want to make a list of family status in their family, it must be Liu Meiyi (mother) - Bai Qingyun - Bai Jian - Bai Yanjun, don't get me wrong, the status is from high to low.

Why do TvT abuse me, the bottom of society.

When Bai Yanjun came out of the shower, Xu Huanzhou had already started cooking noodles.

"No green onions, no soy sauce!" Bai Yanjun fell on the sofa and shouted to the virtuous Xu Huanzhou in the kitchen. Xu Huanzhou can cook, and he can cook well. His cooking skills stem from the dependence and oppression of the two brothers and sisters of the Bai family.If it weren't for Xu Huanzhou, the brothers and sisters of the Bai family might have starved to death long ago.

"You two are shameless, just wait for me to cook, right?" Xu Huanzhou felt that he had been fooled again, why? ==.

"Hurry up, I'm going to starve to death." Bai Qingyun complained in a baby voice, Xu Huanzhou looked gloomy, and finally brought out three bowls of noodles, "What will you two do when the university starts? !” He could fully imagine collecting their corpses after a semester, and they would be starving ghosts who were starved to death.

"Aren't you two in the same university?" Bai Qingyun asked with her little white legs dangling.

"You are in city B, and I am in this city."

"Then it's fine, my brother is starving to death, can't you still cook for me?"

"Bai Qingyun, if I starve to death, I will definitely make you anorexic. Do you curse your brother like that?"

"Your brother is not as good as Huanzhou, and don't worry, I will never suffer from anorexia and starve to death in my life. Xu Huanzhou, you must come to school to deliver meals to me every week in the future, or we will break up."

"Okay, okay, can't I send it off? Miss Yun, please ask yourself, city B is too far away."

"Forget about friends!" Bai Yanjun kicked Xu Huanzhou, while Bai Qingyun smiled obscenely.

Xu Huanzhou said in pain: "Do you think it's easy for me to meet your two ancestors? I, one is better than the other, I will pretend to be innocent, and I will be scolded for not serving you well when you go home. My parents are really blind to believe that you are little white rabbits." .”

"Brother, I told you to find a nanny-type boyfriend as soon as possible. He will definitely be able to get on the bed and get off the kitchen."

"Nimma, shut up, Laozi is not gay! Don't look at me with your rotten eyes."

Bai Qingyun is a rotten girl, this little girl doesn't know where she came up with the theory of "true love between men and men", and she wants to break up her brother whenever she has nothing to do.What's more, she quietly posted Bai Yanjun's photo in the gay tribe, no wonder some men came to ask him out.Bai Yanjun was so angry that he complained to his mother before Bai Qingyun restrained himself a little. Then Bai Qingyun changed his strategy and instilled the idea of ​​"Bai Yanjun is a victim" to his girlfriends. Within a few days, Bai Yanjun's girlfriend They broke up on the grounds of 'it's better for us to be girlfriends'.

Is there a TvT like you who cheats me, making fun of your brother's happiness.

While chatting, Xu Huanzhou and Bai Qingyun talked about games. They were talking about "Perfect World".

"I want to build a school for fun," Bai Qingyun said, "I reached level 30 yesterday."

"The garrison requires [-] gold, and it is priceless. Now this mercenary group is very good."

"Qihai said that he bought the resident order, and I will be the nominal master."

"Qihai, he just wants to pick on you! He deliberately dislikes you! I have long disliked him."

"Just soak it up, why are you nervous?" Bai Qingyun smiled indifferently, showing two small canine teeth, "It's just a sect for fun. If he doesn't like it, I can give him the sect master."

Xu Huanzhou hesitated to speak, but expressed his disdain for the 'seven seas' in his mouth: "He just wants to use you to recruit some girls, and he said he wanted to chase you, but he also attracted bees and butterflies on the other hand."

It can be heard that even in the game, Bai Qingyun is still popular.