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Chapter 11 chapter 11

Liu Meiyi and Bai Qingyun picked out a bunch of clothes and went into the fitting room.I sat on the stool tired, drowsy, and the point was that my feet hurt from walking around.Xu Huanzhou also looked like a dog on a leash, and we stood shoulder to shoulder, looking at each other speechlessly.

Hold back your words, experience with your heart.

"You really don't want to play "Perfect World"? Seriously, if you come to play, buddy, I will definitely upgrade you." Xu Huanzhou said.

I looked away with a guilty conscience: "After a while, I don't want to play games recently."

"Then what are you doing at home? It's all boring."

"That's it," I paused, "Has your admission letter arrived yet?"

"Not yet, where's yours?"

"No, I guess it will be soon. Hey, I regret applying to that school."

Xu Huanzhou broke his mouth: "Do you still regret it?! That's the school in Beijing. It's so convenient. After all, it's the imperial capital, and the conditions are so good. Isn't it that you will starve to death in the future? Don't worry, buddy, I will burn incense for you."

"Fuck you, you won't die from eating steamed buns, and I'm not picky about food."

A ghost-watching attitude: "Not picky eaters? Just tell a lie, you and Xiaobai (Qing Yun) are the pickiest eaters, especially you, if you don't eat this or that, you can spit it out after eating bitter melon."

"Is bitter melon eaten by humans? It's not my fault!" I retorted.

"Why is it not eaten by humans? I think it's good, Xiaobai can barely eat two bites."

"Cut~ I'm not talking about eating. Do you think I can treat myself badly? I'm afraid of taking a bath." I looked at the floor in embarrassment. Taking a bath in a big bathhouse has no privacy at all, don’t you think it’s awkward? Anyway, when I think of a big bathhouse, I get creepy.”

After hearing this, Xu Huanzhou nodded, and then patted Bai Yanjun's shoulder sympathetically: "Jun, I actually think so, with your body... I'll just say, protect my little chrysanthemum."

"Fuck you, I'll beat anyone who dares to touch me! I'm a straight man!"

"Can't others break you? I remember that Xiaobai put your photo on the gay tribe? I went to check it out. Don't tell me, you are completely popular in that tribe. How many people want to date you? Cannon."

"Fuck, don't mention this to me. I want to beat someone when I mention it. Damn it, I just said why the man in Class [-] came to touch me. I punched him right then." It was a painful experience, just because Bai Qingyun put my photo in the gay tribe, I guess that class [-] was also playing with that tribe, he thought I was gay, and then came to confess to me one day, and came here What a forced kiss.But if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't know what Bai Qingyun did.

"Don't tell me, the guy from Class [-] is gay! I don't even know!"

Master Mushang and Bai Qingyun are still trying on clothes, but Xu Huanzhou and I have already huddled together.So when the two of them had paid and came out, what they happened to see were two big men twisting together.

Liu Meiyi sighed meaningfully, and put her slender hands on Bai Yanjun's head: "Junjun, as long as you are happy, mother will support you no matter what."

...It seems that some serious misunderstanding has occurred.

"Mom, what are you talking about? We are buddies. It's not like you don't know it since you were a child. Even if all the women in the world are dead, I won't look for him."

He breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, I was influenced by Yunyun, and now even seeing two men wrestling together feels abnormal."

"Mom, they are Ji, you read that right." Bai Qingyun said coquettishly, tugging at her mother's arm.

I kicked Bai Qingyun's shoes. I didn't dare to kick anything above the shoes, or she would beat her to death. This sister is not good at anything, but the violence is very strong when beating people, and she can still talk to the victim after beating. His pitiful posture switched seamlessly: "Bai Qingyun, is there anyone who cheats me like you, your brother and I are a straight straight man!"

"Auntie, I've been wronged too. I just like girls, the kind who are 1.6 meters baby-faced and super cute." Xu Huanzhou looked at Liu Meiyi flatteringly, and when he said this, his eyes unconsciously glanced at the clothes Bai Qingyun.

With a 1.6-meter baby face, there is one right in front of me... I patted Xu Huanzhou on the shoulder sympathetically, buddy, how hard do you want to see Bai Qingyun, a black-bellied Rakshasa girl.I wish you the best of luck.Amen.

"By the way, didn't you two say you want to build a sect? How's it going?" I asked intentionally or unintentionally, looking for information.

Speaking of the sect, Xu Huanzhou looked proud, and could see that they were doing well in the game: "The sect has been established a long time ago, and tonight is a level 2 siege battle. Let me tell you, now even the Qingchuan League will give us some money." Save face. And let me tell you, Xiaobai hooked up a lot of beauties to join the sect, although I knew that Xiaobai used to attract beauties to join the sect when playing games, but I didn’t expect it to be useful in "Perfect World." Isn’t that nonsense, In front of women, Bai Qingyun still looks like a cute little bird, but in front of men, she looks like a Rakshasa woman. Normal women think that she is nothing and has no impact on their love, so they are naturally happy to be with Bai Qingyun. make friends.I have suspected Bai Qingyun is a lesbian several times.

Qingchuan League, I remember that Xun Yang is the deputy sect master of Qingchuan League.

Bai Qingyun bit her milk tea straw, and gave Xu Huanzhou a blank look: "Hmph, I don't even look at who the sect master is, can I still be worse in the sect? Xu Huanzhou, you have to go online tonight. If the siege fails, I will Hack you to death!" Biting straws is a habit of the Bai family. This habit originated from Liu Meiyi and was perfectly passed on to Bai Qingyun and Bai Yanjun.

"I definitely have to go online. How about I ask my dad to talk about it and lower the difficulty?" Xu Huanzhou's family is a very wealthy company. I heard that they are still a big shareholder of "Perfect World". The kind that speaks.It stands to reason that it is unbelievable that a rich man like Xu Huanzhou can hang out with Bai Yanjun. Xu Huanzhou also has friends who belong to their rich circle, but the best ones are Bai Qingyun and Bai Yanjun.

The three of us grew up together.Xu Huanzhou said that he had no fixed home until he was ten years old, and lived in villas all over the country, until he moved to this community by chance, and then he has been living there.I rarely see Xu Huanzhou's father, but his father loves him very much.

"Recently, a few green tea whores have come to the sect, and they have made the sect into a mess. If it weren't for the fact that they are Qihai's friends, my violent temper would have sent them away." Bai Qingyun covered Baozi's face angrily, she She seldom complains in front of other people, but she confides in Xu Huanzhou like a best friend.

Xu Huanzhou also immediately agreed, in fact, he never said 'no' in front of Bai Qingyun: "I can't understand those women for a long time, let me tell you, many people in the sect have resentment, once they come Sect, just take things from the sect, and always sow discord behind the scenes. Qihai is also a scumbag, that woman is his fiancee, he is not chasing you, and now there is another fiancée, this man is not reliable."

"Never mind him, anyway, the money in the sect is paid by Qi Hai. At worst, I'll give him the sect if I'm unhappy, and take people out to create another sect. I think the sect is too big to care about."

"Why do I feel that playing a game is like filming a TV series?" I spat out the straw that I had already bitten flat, with a dazed look on my face.Because I have always followed Xun Yang in the game and rarely contact other people, so I have never encountered these intrigues or anything.Besides, Xun Yang and I are two old men, not those women who like to tell tales.

"It's more complicated than filming a TV series," Xu Huanzhou laughed contemptuously. He and Bai Yanjun are the same. Always maintain the well-behaved self-cultivation like a gentleman, in fact, it is just a funny comparison, the elegant son on the front foot pretends to be a heartthrob, and the back foot pretends to be a good-looking golden retriever in front of Bai Qingyun, "Speaking of which, I have met that Qihai a few times, Our family has no cooperation with their family, Qi Hai has a bad reputation, and men and women are not taboo, not only playing with women, but also playing with men."

Bai Qingyun's eyes lit up suddenly, and her thin lips curled up slightly: "For the sake of seeing that he's half gay, let's make friends with him."

...Xu Huanzhou died, how did he say a lot of bad things about Qi Hai and pushed Yun Yun to that scum! !

"Hey, you rich people really know how to play." I expressed my 'admiration' feeling, feeling that Qi Hai is a stallion.

"I'm different from them. I'm very dedicated! I never play around." Xu Huanzhou said seriously.I believe this, we have known each other for so many years, we have taken baths and met girls together, I have figured out his nature long ago.Xu Huanzhou can play, but he doesn't play around.

After taking a shower at night, I plan to play games online.But I remember that Xun Yang said yesterday that he would go to the copy of the pirate ship with the Qingchuan League today. After going online, I saw Xun Yang was online.

I don't want to go to the dungeon to farm monsters. Generally speaking, I can't beat it, and no one wants me in the team. After brushing the iron mine yesterday, I am already level 22. This level is just right for baking soda at level 20. Baking soda is a plant-type monster, short and fleshy. The focus is on slow movement, which is suitable for my attack. The probability of miss is reduced. I forgot to mention that my skill of Mount Taishan has been upgraded. Now the hit rate is 80% .However, it still depends on the difference in level. It is basically [-]% to kill someone with a lower level, but if it is a higher level than yourself, it is easy to miss.

Baking soda is ugly, with a few dead branches and leaves on the head, and a stupid face. I saw many women on the Internet saying that baking soda is stupid and cute. I don’t think it’s cute. It’s ugly and stupid. Look, I really don't understand women's aesthetics.The same is true for my ex-girlfriend. I gave her a teddy bear doll the same size as Bai Qingyun for her birthday. I saved hundreds of dollars, but she actually said that she prefers the ugly one. A doll with weird facial features.Hey, woman.

"Did you see that this rabbit can fight monsters and pick up things by itself!"

"The official website says that the pet system is open. Could it be some advanced pet?"

A team next to it said that it was a six-person team, two women and four men, and they should also come here to kill monsters.I heard them discussing, is the pet system open?How to catch pets?I want to catch a pet, which is much more convenient than killing monsters myself.But how to get pets?I called up the game to look at the off-site page.

It turns out that the pet system is really open. For the privacy protection of players, players and pets are not made public.There are many comments below, all kinds of ways to ask for pets.Pets, isn't the animal trainer able to capture them?Some people also asked this question, but the official website gave an answer. There is a difference between the animal trainer and the pet system. Although the animal trainer is based on the pet system, the animal trainer can capture up to ten pets and release three pets at the same time as a battle or In addition, this is a unique professional function of the animal trainer, but the pet system is different. All players can have two pets, and the two are the carrying amount, but only one can be released, and both cannot be used at the same time.

I was struggling with what kind of pet I want, and suddenly it showed that I was being attacked.

I went back to the game and found that the blood volume had been reduced by a quarter, and I entered a fighting state.Those who attacked were the four men and two women who were nearby just now. They surrounded me. Obviously they didn't want to kill me. Their ice-type qigong masters kept throwing slowing state skills at me and kept me from running away.

I reckon they thought of me as a catchable pet.

"Do you know how to catch it?" "I don't know, the less blood he has, the better. Try."

Seeing that my blood volume was getting less and less, I used high-level lightness kung fu to get rid of them. Unexpectedly, that ice-type qigong master was too annoying and kept throwing me a deceleration state. The fifth-level deceleration state will become frozen, and I can't do it within five seconds. Move, I was shot down just halfway through the flight.No matter how I jump up and down, I can't run, 1:6, and two of them are lower than me, the others are higher than me, and there is a 30-level one.

"You are sick! Why hit me! I'm not a pet!"

As a result, when I opened my mouth, they became even more excited, "Damn it, it's a high AI pet!" "It can still talk." "The voice is so cute."

I am crazy!Mount Tai overwhelms! ! ! !I started to attack, and now I have only one-third of my blood left.In the chaos, green vines suddenly grew on the ground, and the huge vines entangled the ice-type qigong master.I was just grateful for who came to save me, what a coincidence, it happened to be Huameng who brought me to Qingchuan League before.She is a controller of the Royal Element Wood attribute, level 36.It's the same level as the highest level wrestler in that team, but there are six opponents, and I don't have much attack power, so it's obvious that I'm outnumbered.

"Why is it you, Little Rabbit? Vice Sect Master?" Hua Meng wrapped vines around them and asked.

I looked at her gratefully: "He went to the dungeon, these people want to arrest me."

"Huh? Can you talk?!"

"What can be said recently."

Huameng killed two more than 36-level players in their team with a few skills. The vines had lifted the shackles of the other four. Huameng used branches to cast a barrier, but was chopped down by the opponent's level 2 wrestler with an axe. broken.She was painted and lost one-fifth of her blood.Now 4:[-], to be precise, Bai Yanjun is useless at all.

"Run, little rabbit, I've called for help from the sect."

I was very touched, a girl is so courageous, even if she called for rescue, the people from Qingchuan League would definitely not come so early, death once is a matter of relegation, it is not easy to advance to level 30.I am a mountain-mountain attacking wrestler. The wrestler is dealing with vines in all directions. I was caught off guard. He swung his ax and swung wildly. I didn't have much blood. It was just a little fur, and he cut it back directly. resurrection point.

TvT has become level 21 again.

Anyway, I still want to thank Huameng girl.Sure enough, after a while, I saw Huameng appearing at the resurrection point.She suppressed her face in anger, her beautiful face was full of grievances.It hurts me to see it.That wrestler is really not human, such a cute girl can handle him.