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Chapter 29 chapter 29

Ever since I had that conscienceless dream, I've been on the verge of collapse.For several days, my head was full of mud. The Great God has a boyfriend, and the Great God treats me as a friend. I actually want to sleep with the Great God.

"The official website says the game will be updated at two o'clock in the afternoon."

"Oh..." How can I face the Great God in the future?

"The promotional video has been released. I heard that the situation after the update is to open the choice of race for demon players, and then players have a chance to change races. The demon world and the human world and fairy world have entered the stage before the war, and a lot of new copies have come out. , we have something to play with." Qin Hao was still talking wildly.

"Oh..." Now as long as I think of the Great God, I can think of that weird dream... Am I really, bent?

"Dabai, what's wrong with you?"

"what?"

"You've been in a trance for the past few days, what are you thinking about? Why, which beautiful woman from the hospital did you fall in love with?" Smiling. "Let me hear it."

"Why do you think I'm thinking of beautiful women =="

"You look like you are thinking about spring."

"..." I'd better die.

The phone vibrated suddenly, and the screen showed 'Great God'.God! !Ready to happily press the answer button.

Qin Hao raised his eyebrows: "Why, the goddess called? So excited."

It's as if a basin of cold water is pouring on my face... So, I look like someone who is waiting for a phone call from his lover?This is really wrong, I really realize the seriousness of the problem, I am a man, big □, I have liked a woman for 19 years, and suddenly fell in love with a man?

'Male animals are naturally hostile to outstanding homosexuals. If one day you think this man looks good, you may be gay or bisexual if you can hear it.Because you have no animosity towards a person who might be a threat to your courtship. '

A passage that Bai Qingyun said before suddenly popped up in my mind. At that time, I also said that this was simply a nonsense theory.But it seems that when I first met the Great God, my first reaction was that this man is so handsome and courageous.

No, I can't like a man.

Silently put the phone back, wait for it to ring by itself, and pretend it's not there.

Qin Hao also saw something was wrong, bit his chopsticks and said, "Why don't you pick it up?"

"Harassing calls, don't answer them." Hehe.

"Your complexion is wrong. Seriously, do you want to go to the hospital? Don't get sick. Even though you are a man, don't live in such a rough way." Qin Hao knew that Bai Yanjun had a pretty good life. Don't get distracted, a person who can't tell the difference between vinegar and soy sauce has a disoriented personality.It is estimated that he is about to fall ill and die without knowing how seriously ill he is, and he can do such a thing.

"It's okay, I just want to sleep." I just want to cry now, not laugh.

Qiao Siyang frowned and didn't even answer my phone!After walking a few steps, I saw Henry. He put on makeup today, and his already delicate face looked extremely charming.Only then did Qiao Siyang remember that Henry had the key to this villa.

"Today is my birthday." Henry pouted.

"Oh, Liu Zheng has already given you a gift."

"You used to celebrate my birthday yourself." Henry is a proud person. Even if he doesn't like it, he doesn't want to be disliked. Qiao Siyang once loved him so much, how could he say that he doesn't like him?He will never allow this!Moreover, Qiao Siyang, who didn't like him, was too indifferent and cruel. He hated the feeling of being abandoned.

Qiao Siyang's face was expressionless, he felt that he had to make it clear with Henry: "I think we have already broken up."

"I don't agree! Why? How can you dump me! You can't break up with me!" Henry tried to redeem himself by cheating.Qiao Siyang pushed him away, slightly annoyed, "Qiao Yue, no one in this world has to treat you well for no reason. Don't worry, since I promised my aunt to take good care of you, I won't do anything to you, and you can still spend the money , As for how to play, as long as it does not exceed my bottom line, you can play whatever you want. Okay, you go out."

"You drove me away?" His eyes widened in disbelief, his anger made him look like a bloated puffer fish, full of poison.

"Give me the key to the villa. I will ask someone to put the name of that apartment under your name. Don't come to the villa casually in the future. I don't like people entering my place casually."

"Qiao Siyang, you bastard! Do you mean that I am a casual person? You obviously love me so much, you lied to me, you are just angry with me. Can't I be wrong, cousin, I am wrong, Forgive me, okay?" Dou Da's eyeballs fell off as soon as he said that.

Pushing him away annoyed: "I never joke. Give me the key and go."

Henry was so reluctant, standing outside the villa full of surprise and grief.I, Qiao Yue, was dumped? !How could he treat me like this, a person who has been chasing me for more than ten years!

"What, it's sad to be dumped by him? You came to me and cried." Gong Haiyi pinched Henry's face gracefully, "Look at you crying, your makeup is all over, it doesn't look good."

Henry snorted: "Even you despise me!"

"How could I dislike you, baby, it's all right, don't cry."

"I'm not sad because he dumped me, I'm just unhappy that he dared not like me, why, why doesn't he like me?" After thinking about it, I'm in front of Gong Haiyi now, so I put on With an innocent smile, he stuck to Gong Haiyi's body, "I just like you, who cares about Qiao Siyang."

"As for Young Master Qiao, I know that he is very close to a little boy in the game, and he is almost inseparable from him when he is online." Gong Haiyi squinted his eyes, and the few traces of ruffianism did not affect his good image of elegance and nobleness at all. .

"Game? What game."

"Honey, you're really good at it, you don't even know what games your ex-boyfriend is playing. "Perfect World""

"a perfect world......."

It's two o'clock, and Qin Hao has already entered the game.I lay on the bed, thinking deeply.There is no class in the afternoon, and I don't want to go to class.Should it be in the game?When I get on it, I will see the Great God, and when I see the Great God, I will think of that dream...

The phone rang again, 'Great God'.

I still go to bed first.

When I woke up, it was already night, and I was confused: "What time is it?"

Roommate: "Eight o'clock."

"Eight o'clock!!!!??" Frightened, "I have late repairs tonight." He lay back with a calm face, "What the hell, late repairs are late repairs, I won't go."

roommate"......"

Unscrewing the game egg, the game was bustling like never before, and many people turned to the Demon Race.I heard that it is now a stalemate, known as the eve of the war.The demons have been accumulating energy for many years, and their strength should not be underestimated. The human world and the fairy world dare not attack rashly, but at present there are only some small actions between each other, and there is no real action.

Even the missions have changed, adding a lot of intelligence espionage missions.

I first sent a congratulatory message to the first one: Congratulations, you are no longer No.1 in the Demon World!

First: I just went out to play for a few days. When I went online, I saw a lot of people in Emma's Demon World. I thought I was on the wrong game.

Standing shoulder to shoulder with the sun: You still have to thank me, 'opening up the world' is still done by us ==

First: I'm holding back, benefactor, let's go, treat you to a meal

Standing shoulder to shoulder with the sun: I want to eat from Crane Tower

First: Nima, can I take back what I just said, you only pick expensive ones!

Stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun: (pick nose) Don’t pick the right one, only the expensive one

First: Forget it, I will definitely think about it before I ask you to do something next time, no, I will not ask you again if I kill you!

There are also a lot of food and restaurants in the game, and there are many restaurants opened by life players.Crane Tower is opened by a player, and it is also the most expensive place in the game, but the food is also very popular.Although eating in the game does not have any nutrition, it does not affect its popularity at all. For example, one of the benefits is that it is delicious without gaining weight.So many girls will choose to eat and drink in the game.The disadvantage is that most of the life players are also women, and equipment is a thing that consumes a lot of gold coins. The money is used to buy food, so where can I get the money for equipment.It's better to be a life player.

The career balance of "Perfect World" is very good. Even life players are very important in the game.For a sect to grow, the necessary factors are all kinds of life players.

As soon as I arrived at the Crane Tower, a red dot suddenly appeared on the map. I pretended to be calm and greeted the gloomy God in front of me: "Master, long time no see!"

"Why didn't you answer my phone?"

"I fell asleep and didn't hear."

"Cousin, who is he?"

A very beautiful person came out from behind Xunyang, she was the kind of charming person, she also spoke sweetly, with some charming, she was a spirit race, with big cat ears and long tail wagging To and fro.

cousin?She called the great cousin?Emma's cousin is so cute.

"Hello, my name is Qishoulder with Ri, you can also call me Rabbit, I am a friend of the Great God."

"My friend, I'm Henry, and this is my cousin." He held Xun Yang's hand affectionately.

"Henry? Isn't that a boy's name?"

Henry pursed his lips and snorted: "I was originally a boy! How could you tell that I am a girl!"

Emma was in a cold sweat, she turned out to be a sissy! !This, big brother, I really didn't see it.The atmosphere was so embarrassing that Xun Yang said, "What are you doing here?"

"The first one said he wanted to invite me to dinner, and thanked me for helping him to open the demon world. My god, you play first. The first one should be here soon."

"Together." Involuntarily breaking up, Xun Yang pulled Bai Yanjun and walked inside, leaving Henry behind. Henry stared at the backs of the two of them, his eyes were about to burst into flames.It must be him, vixen!He doesn't look very good either, heh, vulgar.

The first carefree figure appeared in everyone's sight. Before he could sit down, he had already made the mistake of glancing at Bai Yanjun: "Hey, I knew the Great God would be there too. Who is this beautiful woman next to me?"

Bai Yanjun and Xun Yang:  …

Xun Yang: The second-hand goods in the world are a family

Henry couldn't bear it any longer: "I'm a man! What kind of eyes do you all have!"

Embarrassment: "Sorry, you are so good-looking, so I thought it was a girl."

"I like this sentence, hum."

"......"

Before the food was served, Xun Yang habitually took out a carrot and handed it to Bai Yanjun's mouth, which almost reached the innermost part of his mouth!

"...God, I am a human being now, if you give me this again, I will be overwhelmed, believe it or not!~" You are obsessed with carrots QAQ

Xun Yang sighed

Yes, just a sigh! ! !How sorry you are!

"Then these tens of thousands of carrots are useless."

A mouthful of old duck blood!

The first one was slaughtered severely, and in the end, it cost more than 3000 gold for a meal.When giving money, No. [-] had a tug-of-war with the player server that lasted almost half an hour! !

"Rabbit, don't say anything," No. [-] looked at the last few tens of gold in his bag with a mournful face, "End of friends."

The other party is full and expresses that he does not want to talk to you.

Henry dropped his chopsticks in disgust: "The food here is terrible, it's all vulgar people like to eat."

At that moment, No. [-] and I really wanted to shout, "Miss, we lost!" '

"If you don't like it, don't eat it. You don't like to play games." Xun Yang had a cold face, even impatient.

"I want to come with you." Leaning on him intimately. Henry pointed to the little star accidentally exposed on Bai Yanjun's head, "Hey, that's the badge I designed, it's so cute, cousin, I want to join the sect too."

The first: a look of bewildered force!

Me: ... mixed flavors.

The Great God said that this badge was designed by his boyfriend.They're so close... I'm definitely not jealous I'm definitely not jealous I'm definitely not jealous.That's good too, since the god's boyfriends are here, I don't need to think about it.

Henry joined the sect.

"Cousin, take me to upgrade, I just played and don't understand anything."

Xun Yang withdrew Henry's holding hand, distanced himself from him, and walked to the rabbit naturally: "What's your mission?"

I originally wanted to talk about finding Luo San'er's remaining two soul fragments, but Henry's gaze was so vicious that I changed the words tremblingly: "No... why don't we take your cousin to upgrade? Anyway, I also nothing to do."

"Ah."

The Great God and I kill monsters. The level of these monsters is too low. Although I am only level 53, I can kill them instantly.This is the Skull Cave, which is an excellent upgrade place for trumpets, with dense monsters and no complicated skills.

"It's so scary here, cousin, I'm afraid, why don't you go to another place?" Henry kept tugging on Xun Yang's clothes, holding them tight.

"Do you want to upgrade or not?" Xun Yang looked at him, the cold was about to freeze him.

"I think so too, but you keep killing monsters and ignoring me."

I figured it out, I became a light bulb.My eyes are a bit sore, I really don’t want to be blinded by my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes: "This... my friend called me, I will log off first, you guys have fun."

"rabbit!"

However, Bai Yanjun has already gone offline.

Xun Yang also went offline without even looking at Henry.

I tossed and turned, but I couldn't fall asleep, maybe because I slept too much today, and my heart was a little panicked.Once you fall in love with someone, you can no longer control your emotions.

'It's not because you're not gay, it's because you haven't met anyone who can turn you around. '

Bai Qingyun, I'm really bent now.

When I went online after that, I tried to find all kinds of excuses to avoid them, and even took off the love ribbon.In this way, the great god can't find where I am.I also want to be a light bulb, and I am used to doing tasks with the master, and I am used to him protecting me indiscriminately, but since this is impossible, I might as well avoid it as soon as possible.

People are not born heartless, I will also be sad.

"Why didn't you come with your gods? Aren't you two conjoined twins? I thought I was abandoned by you, and basically didn't look for me in the game. Jun, you are really unkind. The buddies who have been friends for many years just throw them away. "

"Fuck you." I punched him on the shoulder, "If you had known that I had turned into a rabbit, you would definitely be the first to laugh."

Luo Chuan'er's wish

I have been to Fairy Valley once, but there is no response from the Manhua Lingpai.I carried a lantern and wandered around in Fairy Valley.

"Hey, why is your baby Yesha still unchanged? You have eaten a lot of gold coins." Xu Huanzhou threw a gold coin to Yesha, and Yesha happily chewed it.

"There are experience points, but I basically get experience from doing tasks, and Yesha doesn't get experience points, so it hasn't changed much." Speaking of this, my mood fell to the bottom again.Now, the person who should be in the experience position is finally here.

Not every place in this world should have your place.

Xun Yang: Where are you?why not wear a love ribbon

where am iWhy not wear a ribbon?I just stay where I am supposed to be.

Shoulder to shoulders with the sun: God, my friend and I are brushing the book, I don’t think it will come out today, you can play first

Xun Yang: You are avoiding me

Shoulder to the sun: how come, why should I hide from you

Xun Yang: come out

Although it's just a cold font, I can feel that the great god is angry.It's a pity that I didn't fly over to find him this time, nor did I let him come over right away.I did what I think is the most spine-chilling act so far!

I blocked the Great God!

Even the mobile phone blocked the Great God!

Cut off all possibilities, I have always been so dead to myself.Anyway, it's just a game, and the Great God won't care about someone like me suddenly disappearing.

"Jun, are you sure it's here? We've been looking for it for almost a month, and you haven't even given me any lamp farts!" Xu Huanzhou couldn't bear it anymore. It doesn't matter if he wasted a month with his brother, but the point is that this month didn't matter. reward!

I was also at a loss: "There is indeed this place in the mission, wait for me to go out and check."

'The most useless dungeon in history! '

I was attracted by the title of this post and clicked on it.

It turned out that the host found a very hidden dungeon in Fairy Spirit Valley. The dungeon is not big, just some grass, stones, water, and there is a round empty place inside. There is nothing, not even monsters.So the landlord called it the most useless copy.Originally thought that there would be some hidden missions, the host observed for half a month, but found nothing.

I want to go to that dungeon to have a look, maybe this is really a special dungeon for this mission?

"Jun, Jun, look quickly, you are wanted by the player for a reward!"

"Huh? What the hell?" I was stunned, and returned to the game, "Don't lie to me, I haven't done anything for a month, so how could I be wanted?"

"Why am I lying to you? Look at the reward list yourself. The first one is you, with a reward of 50 gold coins! Damn, who is so generous."

I took a look, and sure enough, the first one on the reward list was me! 'A 50 reward and the coordinates of the day'...Why do I feel that this kind of insane thing can only be done by a great god.

Xu Huanzhou is now debating whether to stay away from his hapless brother.

"We advanced the dungeon, and no one else can get in the dungeon."

Is the Great God really looking for me?Is it because of weapons?Indeed, hundreds of thousands of things, I smiled and felt a throbbing pain in my heart.Probably not, the Great God is not that kind of person.

"Jun, you're in a bad mood recently, are you broken in love?"

"..."

"The light is really bright!" As soon as we entered the dungeon, the soul-inducing lamp turned on automatically, and the blue light jumped up and down.