Fighting Chicken of Du Bodyguard's House

Chapter 4

Hearing that Boss Du was going home, all the bodyguards rushed to send him to the station. Because there were too many people, they had to draw lots to decide. In the end, the good luck fell on Bald Qiang. Bald Qiang decided to buy a lottery ticket on the way back to play.

The car drove into the urban area, and when it was about to reach a certain intersection, Du Xiao suddenly said: "Go straight, don't make a turn, go to the bus station."

Bald Qiang: "What? Didn't you take the train ticket!"

"Buy the bus ticket first, and you can refund the train ticket for me later."

The bald head touched his shiny round head: "Why? It's so uncomfortable to ride in a car, I can't even stretch my legs."

Du Xiao pursed his lips and unzipped the down jacket on his body.

Bald Qiang turned his head and looked over while waiting for the red light, his eyes instantly turned into copper bells: "What the hell is that! Why is there a bird buried in your stomach?!"

Ever since he was stuffed into the arms of his bodyguard by his father, Mr. Yeji, who has been leaning on the bodyguard and refused to get off, turned around silently, pointing his ass at the bald head: You are the bird!Your whole family are birds!

Du Xiao took out the pheasant that was rubbing his head against his chest, gave Bald Qiang a look, then stuffed it back and zipped it up again: "The chairman sent me a new year's gift, pheasant."

After all, it is alive, so it is not easy to take it on the train.

Obviously, the chairman is a guy who has never been on a train, so he didn't take this into consideration.

Bald Qiang had a sympathetic face: "This chicken is so skinny, does it have a few ounces of meat? It's not enough to fit between the teeth, right?"

The pheasant frowned instantly.

"However, pheasant is more nutritious than domestic chicken. It is good for uncles and aunts. Seeing how thin it is, it is probably the kind of pure natural pheasant that runs all over the mountain, which is better than farm."

Mr. Pheasant began to flap his wings: Let me out!I beat him to death!

Du Xiao held down the restless pet through the down jacket: "Keep it for fun, don't eat meat."

Pheasant finally quieted down.

Tickets at the end of the year were not easy to buy, but Bald Qiang was very lucky and successfully helped Du Xiao buy the last one left, so he decided to buy a few more lottery tickets on the way back.

Du Xiao handed him the train ticket, took the bus ticket and took the suitcase to the waiting room to wait for the bus.

The waiting room was crowded with people, and there was not even a place to step down. Du Xiao managed to find a corner, sat on the suitcase, and put his long legs back aggrievedly. Then he raised his hand to check the time, took out his Kindle and started I buried myself in a book.

The young girls around looked sideways, with red eyes.

Mr. Yeji poked his head out from above the zipper, looking up at his bodyguard with a nympho: ah, ah, ah, so handsome!Even without a suit, he is so cold that he has no friends!I like it so much!Huh?Is Du Xiao reading some unhealthy pornography?Show me now!

Mr. Yeji raised his head and grabbed his sleeve with difficulty and pulled it down: Show me!Blessed to share!Hurry up!

Du Xiao didn't know why, so he lowered his hand.

Mr. Pheasant finally got his wish. He happily rested his chin on the Kindle, turned his head sideways and looked at it with his left eye—two basic problems in organizational behavior, and then looked at it with his right eye—human behavior exists. commonality and particularity.

"Hehehehe—" What the hell are you looking at? Why can't I understand!The promised little yellow book!

Du Xiao thought his pet was hungry, so he took out a piece of bread from the plastic bag hanging on the trolley of the box and handed it over.

Mr. Yeji immediately forgot about the little yellow book, and was so happy that he fell into the warm palm of his bodyguard and buried himself in eating.

At this time, a piece of melon seed shell flew over from obliquely in front, and fell lightly on the head of Mr. Pheasant. Du Xiao saw that his pet was eating deliciously, but he didn't notice it, so he carefully squeezed out the melon seed shell and threw it into the trash can at his feet. As a result, just after throwing it away, another piece of melon seed husk was flying across from the corner of the eye, and he quickly raised his hand to catch it. After that, there was a third piece, and a fourth piece...

Du Xiao raised his head to look for the culprit, and finally his eyes fell on the little boy who was eating melon seeds standing on the chair next to him.

The little boy made faces at him.

Du Xiao looked at him expressionlessly.

The little boy was stunned, and burst into tears with a "wow", probably because he was frightened by his innate stern face.

The old woman who was supporting the little boy immediately turned on the fighting mode: "My grandson didn't do it on purpose, why are you so fierce, such a big man won't catch a thief, but bully a child here!"

Du Xiao was stunned. After thinking about it, he kindly kicked the trash can towards them.

The old woman was even angrier: "I'm not blind! I can see the trash can! Young people these days really don't have manners, they don't even know how to apologize when they scare a child to tears!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Mr. Pheasant, who had eaten half of the bread, had already given up on delicious food and became a hedgehog. He poked his head and arched outwards, but was held down by Du Xiao.

Although Du Xiao was confused, he didn't bother with the old grandma: "I'm sorry."

The little boy was not afraid of him anymore, and grabbed his grandmother's arm and shouted: "His bird is so beautiful, I want it too!"

The old grandma laughed: "Then you go tell your uncle and ask him to lend you the bird for fun."

A wretched man next to him let out a wretched laugh.

Du Xiao: "..."

The little boy slid down from the chair and jumped in front of Du Xiao in three steps and two steps, without opening his mouth, he stretched out his hand to grab it, but Du Xiao raised his hand to stop him.

The people around couldn't stand it anymore, and condemned them one after another.

The little boy couldn't get the toy he wanted, and was educated by a group of adults. He was suddenly upset, and sat down on the ground and cried loudly.

The old grandma came over: "What's the matter with playing with him? It won't play badly! You are stingy!"

Mr. Yeji was so angry with his grandfather and grandson that he could blow up the whole earth at this moment. He shook the hair on his neck and rushed out without thinking about himself. Unfortunately, the fighting factor that was boiling all over his body was suppressed by Du Xiao with one hand. In the end, he was really angry, and shouted at the top of his voice: "You bear parent! Take care of your bear child!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Why do I hear Zhou Zhan's voice here?

A crowd of onlookers came over curiously: "Big brother, what kind of breed do you have? It doesn't look like a parrot or a starling! It's too slick, and the fur is quite beautiful. Hey, the tail is so long!"

Mr. Yeji looked confused: Who am I? !where am i !What just happened? !Now lying in Du Xiao's arms with his paws up and passed out, will time go back to before he lost his memory? !

Du Xiao didn't realize it for a long time: "...I don't know, someone else gave it to me."

More onlookers squeezed over, pushing out the cursing old grandma and the noisy little boy, and began to discuss what kind of bird this strange-looking pheasant in Du Xiao's arms was.

A bird lover rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly: "Why don't you ask your friend? I want to raise one too."

Du Xiao: "..."

Until the ticket check-in and boarding the train, Du Xiao couldn't recover from the confusion of "my pheasant actually spoke, and his voice was exactly the same as Zhou Zhan's".

Mr. Yeji has been curled up in his arms and pretended to be dead, vividly performing what it means to be "quiet as a chicken".

At this time, Du Xiao's cell phone rang, and he picked it up and pressed the answer button.

Chairman Zhou's voice came from inside: "Have you received the mail?"

Du Xiao: "Sorry, I didn't pay attention."

"I knew that everyone would not check emails in time during the holidays, so I had to call to talk about it. This notice is very important. I have already called the heads of all departments, and only your bodyguard team is left. Wait a minute You must convey the spirit of the notice to everyone under you completely and accurately!"

Du Xiao listened attentively: "Yes, please tell me."

"This new year's chicken...is not for everyone to eat."

"We all know this. Those who signed the agreement at the beginning will not violate the contract."

If there is any violation, you can dismiss it, after all, this kind of thing is not once or twice.

Zhou’s family members have good noses. In the past, some employees secretly ate meat during the holidays. They were discovered immediately when they returned to the company. Chairman Zhou personally investigated and sniffed his nose from the first floor to the top floor of the company building, and from the east to the west. , From the south to the north, he was so simple and rude that he was pulled out and dismissed. The person refused to admit it at first, but later saw that the chairman's determination to dismiss was very firm, so he confessed and scolded him as a pervert.

This kind of thing happened several times, and then few people dared to violate the rules. After all, the salary is high, and it is not worth throwing away the rice bowl just to eat chicken.

Chairman Zhou is obviously very confident in this point: "I also know that you are definitely afraid to eat it, but I can't guarantee that you are not allowed to give it to relatives and friends. Alas, I forgot when I gave out the New Year's goods. I just remembered it now. I have to add an explanation. For a moment, this new year's chicken cannot be killed, eaten, and the eggs cannot be moved. I have saved them from the slaughterhouse through untold hardships, and I sent them to you just to celebrate the year of the rooster."

Du Xiao: "..."

"They are all mascots, you have to make good offerings."

Du Xiao: "..."

Chairman: "It must be notified, and none of them can be missed."

"...Okay." Du Xiao deserved a little difficulty, paused, and then asked, "Have you found the young master?"

The pheasant in his arms moved, and gently pecked his chest with its mouth.

The chairman was afraid that he would call his son, so he hurriedly said: "I found it, but he went out to play again and didn't bring his mobile phone."

"..." Du Xiao was speechless for a moment, touched the pet in his arms, and said with difficulty, "Chairman, why can the pheasant you gave me talk?"

Chairman: "What?"

"The pheasant just spoke, and the voice is exactly the same as that of the young master."

"Bang—" There was a sound like a water glass being poured on the table from the microphone, the chairman cleared his throat, and said calmly, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, that chicken turned out to be the little bastard's pet, three I lost it years ago, but I just found it recently... Well, I was smart since I was a child, learned the tongue very well, and imitated the voice very much, the little bastard liked it very much at that time, and cried for a while when I lost it. "

The little bastard pheasant with good hearing: "???"

Du Xiao: "..."

After hanging up the phone, Du Xiao called several deputy teams to convey the spirit, and told them to continue to convey, so that there must be no omissions.

After finishing this work, half of the journey has passed, and the pet still hasn't moved.

Could it be suffocation?

Du Xiao took out the pheasant who pretended to just wake up, and looked at it 360 degrees up, down, left, and right: "You can talk?"

Pheasant tilted his head to look at him, and quickly responded wittily: "You can talk?"

Learn from the pheasant, the fighting chicken among the pheasants Oye!

Du Xiao remained expressionless for a long time, and finally stroked the chicken head: It's fun, give it to Zhou Zhan after fattening up, he will be very happy.