[Bottle Evil Doujin] Generation Gap

Chapter 11 Generation Gap Series Short Chapter 1 "Winter Is a Good Season to Fall in Love"

Ever since Poker Ping said that he would sleep with me, we hugged each other and slept every night. Thanks to him, I slept very soundly, and it was rare that I could sleep until dawn.

Yes, I made up all of the above.

In fact, my mother called me that afternoon and said that the Chinese New Year was a few days away, and she hoped that I could go back to my hometown in Changsha to celebrate the New Year with them.

I am a little surprised, we have never been back to our hometown in Changsha for the New Year, why do we suddenly think about going back for the New Year.My mother said this was what my grandma meant. The old lady wanted to go to my grandpa’s grave and burn paper or something while he was still alive.

Since it's my grandma's idea, I can't be disobedient anymore. I still know the old lady's temper very well. I'm always a little cautious when facing her. He got out of the coffin and sifted the old man from the beginning to the end.

After I hung up the phone, I started to worry about what to do with Boyouping. Where should I put him when I go back to my hometown? His seniority is more than one level lower than him, and he can't help but make trouble again. I don't want to let Poker Bottle get involved in this kind of troublesome matter.

It’s a little pity when I think about it. In previous years, I didn’t think about celebrating the New Year at all. When I encountered this kind of family reunion festival, although I didn’t feel sad, I was always a little sad. I didn’t feel happy when I went home to have a meal with my parents. , They were all careful not to hurt any of my nerves, and there was no joyful atmosphere there.

This year I managed to live a bit of a human life, and Pok You Ping came back and wanted to have a happy reunion year, but there was a lot of trouble, it really deserves it.

However, I think Poker-Face probably has no special obsession with celebrating the New Year. After all, his age has spanned almost three centuries.

I'm not worried that he won't be able to take care of himself after I'm gone. I just don't want him to be alone in the grass. I couldn't control him before, but now I can. I absolutely don't allow such a thing to happen.

After thinking about it, I decided to temporarily put Boyouping in Fatty's house. Fatty is still a loner after all these years, so it would be more lively if two of them get together.

I asked Poker Bottle for his opinion, and he naturally would not object, but he just told me not to forget to take the incense he bought with me when I went home, and burn a little before going to bed every day, and cut off half a small thumbnail at a time to burn it All night, it works wonders for insomnia.

It's really cool that someone is willing to spend a lot of money for you. I saw him busy helping me prepare the things to take away, and my heart was so soft that I immediately wanted to call my mother and say that I would not go back. I want to refund the ticket.

"Brother, what, I'll be back in the third year of junior high school, then call Fatty and Xiao Hua, let's have a good time." I felt a little guilty, I had already told Poker Ping about the plan for this year's Chinese New Year, but things suddenly changed , made me very dishonest.

Poker Bottle nodded: "Anything is fine."

A few days before the new year, my mother was afraid of being delayed on the road, so she booked a ticket for the day after tomorrow. After these two days, I will be separated from Poker Ping for half a month. What is the concept of half a month? It is almost equal to one day. year!terrible.

And I'm going to send Poker to Beijing, and I have to go back to Hangzhou to take the bullet train with my parents. I don't worry about letting Poker go alone. If you want more time, it's best to go today , otherwise it would be too rushed to go back and forth.

I hung up a phone call to the fat man, the fat man was a little surprised and suspected that I was cheating on him, but after he figured out all this, he readily agreed, saying that he was unlucky recently and always lost when he was playing with Xiao Hua, so he brought his little brother Wangwang luck, and with his little brother Brother's skills beat Xiaohua to the point where only his underpants were left.

I taught him a lesson and told him not to infect my younger brother with the bad habit of gambling. My younger brother was only fostered at his house for a few days.The fat man swore that he would never make his little brother thinner, and he would never let his little brother feel lonely and cold during the busy year, and he would definitely bring him up.

He's still getting high, where else can he go to get high?I was afraid that he would take my brother to those places where there was a lot of drinking and drinking, so I gave a few special instructions. The fat man smiled obscenely, and kept saying that he would not take my brother to those places, so that the motherland and sister-in-law could rest assured.

Sister-in-law, you bastard, based on his last sentence, I decided to hold off the final payment I promised to him last time until I die. If he doesn't kill me and ask me for it, I will definitely not give it to him.

I looked at the weather forecast and found that there is smog in Beijing these days. I am a little worried that the oil bottle will become a human vacuum cleaner. His lungs are not very good at taking drugs and dust underground every day. It is easy to climb up. It's too pitiful to inhale the smog.

I dug out the heavy gas mask at home, and thought it would be heavy and suffocating to wear, although it was not an exaggeration, so I hurriedly called Wang Meng and asked him to buy two anti-smog masks to send to the airport.

Boyouping is going to stay at the fat man's house for half a month. I brought him a dozen of underwear. He dragged a huge suitcase and walked slowly towards the security check. I suddenly felt a little regretful and glanced at Wang Meng. , wondering if it is necessary to bring a nanny for Poker Ping?

Wang Meng noticed my eyes. Over the years, he has an instinct for danger. As soon as I thought about a bad idea, his danger radar could accept it. He immediately raised his hands: "Boss, I promised my mother to go home for dinner."

I clicked my tongue and had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​letting him go to Beijing with Poker Ping. After all, there is a person waiting for you at home for dinner, which should not be destroyed no matter what.

So I generously gave Wang Meng a paid annual leave. The only requirement was to help me raise my dog ​​while I was not in Hangzhou, and bring Brother Xiaoman home to celebrate the New Year with me.

I feel a little depressed when I go home alone, and I feel uncomfortable sitting anywhere. Although Poker Ping does not talk at all and only acts as a large potted plant, without him, the room still feels terrible, and the space is so empty. piece.

I picked up my mobile phone and wanted to send Poker Bottle a WeChat chat, but then I remembered that he couldn’t turn on the phone on the plane, which was really a mistake. I would have bought him a high-speed rail ticket if I knew it, and why did I fly around when I had nothing to do.

Later, I thought that my posting would not affect him, and I could see it as soon as he went to the ground as soon as he turned on the machine, so I immediately happily sent a WeChat message asking if he had arrived.In fact, Pokerfing doesn't play with mobile phones very much. He doesn't have much interest in modern high technology, or he is not interested in anything.

I taught him the basics of how to use WeChat, but we are together every day, so we can’t use it at all. This is the first time I’ve sent him WeChat, and I’m a little nervous, afraid that he will ignore me.

It takes two hours from Hangzhou to Beijing. I knew he didn’t arrive so soon, so I pretended to turn on the computer to watch movies, refreshed WeChat from time to time, and kept staring at the signal intentionally or unintentionally. I suspected that the wireless network in my house was broken. .

I just stared at the phone so stupidly for two full hours, the phone finally vibrated, I was so scared that I almost threw the phone out, and I was a little nervous before I clicked on it, fearing that it might be a message sent to me by the fat man.

Fortunately, it was Poker Face who really sent it to me, and he only sent four words.

【It's here, hehe】

Ha ha.

Ha ha.

Ha ha……

I was blurred by the word "hehe" coming to my face, and instantly felt that my little brother was trying to tear me apart, and I usually called me stupid when I went to WeChat, but then I thought that my little brother couldn't possibly know hehe The meaning behind the two words, this may be just a way for him to express his friendliness. It can't be seen that he is quite sullen. He usually doesn't smile, but he is willing to smile when sending messages.

[That's good, the fat man said he was going to pick you up, don't run around after you get off the plane. 】

【Well, hehe】

Ha ha……

I’m not in the mood to cook when I’m not here. I bought two steamed buns and stuffed them with cabbage and vermicelli. The stuffed ones are not as delicious as mine. Thinking about it, I bought a lot of cabbage yesterday and said yes to today. I make vinegared cabbage at night. I don’t know if I can still eat this cabbage after I come back from Changsha.

Before going to bed, I shaved off a piece of incense according to the instructions of Poker Bottle, but the smell was still very blurry. I don’t know if it’s because the Poker Bottle is not there. I smelled it and felt less comfortable than yesterday. The tension in my brain when I was lying on the bed really eased a lot. , but I still can't fall asleep, and I think it's a pity, such an expensive thing is useless.

Once people can't fall asleep, they will pay special attention to small movements. The window behind me seems to be open and there is some air leakage, but I was a little sleepy just now and didn't want to get up. The air leakage on the back reminded me of the stuffy oil bottle sleep yesterday. On my bed, the feeling of holding me tightly from behind, his body is very warm, more effective than an electric blanket.

I was tortured by the cold wind on my back for more than ten minutes, and finally stood up unbearably and ran to close the window, because I suddenly thought that I was still burning incense, and it was blown away after a few minutes of blowing like this. I yawned and went back to the window. When I was on the bed, I suddenly saw the phone light up a few times.

I am very afraid of the sudden ringtone of my mobile phone in the silent night, because it often means that a major event has happened, so now I have a habit of turning off my mobile phone when I sleep. Today, I am afraid that my little brother will have problems with the fat man, so I only adjusted the vibration.

I picked it up and found that it was a WeChat message sent to me by Poker Bottle, and it was still four simple words.

【Wu Xie, good night】

good night.

I stared at those four words in a daze for a long time, until the screen of the phone went black, I saw my stupid smirk in the reflection of the screen, I was startled by my disgusting expression, and rubbed the corners of my mouth quickly.

Good night, Poker Bottle.

I thought it was hard to stay at home, but when I finally got on the train back home with my parents, I realized that I was too naive. There were all kinds of sounds on the train, and I couldn’t take a nap even if I closed my eyes. The sound is so annoying that I want to hit the wall.

Fortunately, Boyoufeng has already mastered how to play WeChat very proficiently, so I chatted with him to pass the time, but he didn't know what was wrong, and he would add the word "hehe" after every sentence, which made me feel uncomfortable , Maybe he thought he had to add it when he sent WeChat?

[Brother, now people like to add modal particles when sending WeChat messages, which makes them look cute, try it? 】

【Oh, okay, hahaha】

hehehe...

I was hit twice head-on, and I felt that Poker-Face was playing with me, but after thinking about it, I felt that he didn't want such a person, so I persevered.

[Well, in fact, people still like to add emojis when they send WeChat now, brother, you can try it too! /smile/smile]

【so? /doge/doge]

"..."

【Is that so?Hahaha/doge/doge/doge]

[Wu Xie? 】

"Xiaoxie, don't you play with your phone anymore?" My mother looked at me strangely as I put the phone back into my pocket, and handed me a bottle of water: "That's right, my eyesight is broken when I play with my phone in the car. You say you, I didn’t bring Xiao Zhang with me either, it’s so deserted for him to stay at home alone for the New Year.”

I thought to myself that it would be fine to bring him here, and the sky would not turn upside down when I got home, so I said: "My little brother went to Beijing to find friends, it won't be deserted, don't worry, Mom."

"That's fine. Mom is afraid that you will neglect others. Haven't you been very busy recently? Don't tire yourself too much."

The excuse of being busy is my main excuse for not going home to go on blind dates. I was really busy a few years ago, so my mother always thought that I was still the same as I was in the past few years. However, my father knows that I am better than them every day. The old couple is still at leisure, basking in the sun every day as soon as they open their eyes, and basking in the moon at night, their laziness has turned into a puddle of mud.

But he didn't expose my intentions, he silently peeled the apple with a knife, then cut it open, handed the big ones to my mother, and the middle ones to me, and gnawed off the rest by himself.

I haven't been back to my hometown for a long time, and the small villages in my hometown have been developed a lot in the past ten years, in response to the country's so-called new rural construction, but no matter how they are built, they are still rural areas, dry toilets, and bad roads.

My second uncle arrived earlier than us and drove to pick us up. I sat in the back of his car and bumped my head against the ceiling several times, and even felt a little motion sickness.

The old house in our family is still the same. No one thinks of renovating and rebuilding. In fact, after the third uncle disappeared, people in the clan almost kicked us out. Added my dad back.

These days, the old business is declining rapidly, and it is getting worse and worse. Ten years in the east of the river and ten years in the west of the river, it doesn't matter if you have a head and a face, you still have to eat.Among the young people, I seem to be the only one who is the most "promising", or the most troublesome?

As soon as I got home, my father was called by several cousins. Most likely, he wanted my family to pay for it. My family paid a large share of the construction of the new countryside.I used to pay out money very readily, because I didn't want the family to find trouble for me. Those thorns only look at the money, and don't look at whether you are a relative.

To be honest, money is not an end for me, but a means. In order to achieve my goal, I will not hesitate to spend any amount of money.

But today is different from the past, I still need to save money to raise my little brother, it is very valuable to raise him, and no one who has nothing to do with him will not want to take money out of my pocket, so before my father goes, I will let him be tougher, who If you dare not accept it, let them come and talk to me.

My mother went to see my grandma and wanted me to go with her, but I was a little afraid of the old lady so I didn't go, and went back to bed with the excuse of a headache.

The old house has not been cleaned for a long time, and I still live in the same room as before. I sneezed more than a dozen times when I entered the room, and my nasal mucosa was sore.

When I opened the window to ventilate, I found a small mud snail sticking to the bottom of the window. It had dried up and broke into slag when I poked it lightly. It may be a remnant of the coffin mud snail incident that year.

After so many years, the river at the entrance of the village is almost dry. The river, which was clear before, is now turbid. Except for the sewage from the village, it is basically nothing. Now no one washes clothes in it, and of course there is no one. Touch the mud snail again and eat it.

Thinking about so many ruthless characters being played around by my third uncle's coffin mud snail, I still can't help laughing, and my chest hurts a little after laughing.

I sighed, and wanted to smoke again. Subconsciously, I went to my pocket and found my phone, only to realize that I had quit smoking for a long time.

After taking out the phone, I felt a little itchy again, and asked the fat man what he was doing, and the fat man sent a small video after a while, saying please don’t worry, my sister-in-law, I’m taking good care of my little brother, and I’m buying clothes for him.

I decided to delay his final payment until [-]. If he can live to that year, I will send it to him, and if not, I will burn it to him.

The background of the video is a mall that sells coats. The little brother is wearing a black coat and is adjusting his collar. The fat man is very noisy and asks him to look at the camera, but Poker raises his head and stands upright. The coat is cut It was very good, it made his shoulders wider, waist thinner and legs longer, and the female shopping guide next to him kept her eyes straight and kept praising him for his good-looking clothes.

The fat man seemed dissatisfied, so he asked Poker Fing to compare. Poker Fing didn't seem to understand. The fat man should have given him a demonstration. After seeing it, Poker Fing stretched out his right hand and put two golden fingers upright. He got up and called out mechanically.

I almost died laughing after watching it. His two long fingers made a V that is longer than ordinary people. His face is paralyzed and his movements are so funny. I immediately saved the small video, and I plan to watch it before going to bed at night. once.

The fat man sent me a few more photos, all of which were taken by him. Poker bottle changed several clothes, no matter which one he was wearing, he was handsome and handsome, even with the dim lights of the shopping mall, the fat man was so scumbag With advanced photography technology, the photos taken can still be as stylish as street photography.

So what kind of SLR and what kind of lighting do you want, as long as the model looks good, you can take good photos with trotters.

I picked the best one to make a screen saver, and saved the others, and I sent a reply to the fat man asking him to buy the thickest one for my little brother. Hehehe back.

While chatting, I sneezed four or five times. There is too much dust in this room. I was afraid that if I sneezed a few more times, my nasal mucosa would squirt blood. I walked out of the yard to breathe fresh air, and I happened to meet my second uncle.

The second uncle had no more chickens to feed, so he stood at the door smoking, saw me go over and pinched the cigarette, thought for a while and took out the empty cigarette case, threw it on the ground and stomped it flat, and then calmly look at me.

The second uncle has become more and more immortal and unpredictable these years. How dare my little house sparrow fight with him, an old fox. To be honest, I think he looks at me the same way he looked at my third uncle back then. It was the Monkey King, and I took his class, and the second uncle was the Tathagata Buddha, who spread his palms and let us mess around.

When I saw that he was out of cigarettes, I immediately ignored him and rushed out in a hurry, but he stopped me suddenly and asked me, "Xiaoxie, what does it smell like on you?"

I thought it was the smell of dust, but the second uncle specifically asked if it should be. My nose is not very good. I pulled my sleeves and smelled it for a long time. I remembered the incense in my pocket. Crushed, especially carried in pockets next to the body.

I took out the incense, unwrapped the oil paper layer by layer, and showed it to my second uncle, who said it was a gift from someone else, and it was relaxing to smell some before going to bed, so I brought some here.

The second uncle took it over and looked at it, and said, "Your friend gave it to you? If it's true, then your friend really bothered you. When did you hand it in? Introduce me to get acquainted."

As soon as I heard that my second uncle knew the origin of this thing, I immediately pestered him to tell me. He told a lot of what I had heard, but in the end I only extracted two useful information.

This incense is very precious, because the material is extracted from a long-extinct animal, and the failure rate is also high. In the circle of spices, it can be regarded as a top collection. Whoever has a piece as big as a quail egg can turn his nose to the sky? way of walking.

[-]. This kind of incense is priceless in the market, and basically no one is willing to sell it. My second uncle once wanted to collect a little bit, but he found a lot of channels but failed.

My second uncle showed a lot of interest in the small piece of incense in my hand. He kept tsk-tsk-tutting loudly and praised my friend for his knowledge, and asked me if I could give him a little. It doesn’t need too much, a little is enough. He will offer me twice the price on the market.

I thought this thing was just expensive, but I didn’t expect to put so much thought into it. The point in my hand is actually less than one-third of what the Poker Bottle got back. If it’s really hard to buy, then where did the Pork Bottle come from? Are you looking for a way out from the beginning?He has been silent all the time, he didn't expect to notice the problem of my poor sleep a long time ago.

I immediately snatched the incense back from my second uncle, wrapped it layer by layer and put it in my arms: "Not for sale!"

The second uncle was stunned by my posture of a hungry dog ​​protecting food, and said that he only needed one penny, and then compared a number that made my heart very excited. I gritted my teeth: "No! Sell!"

My second uncle couldn't do anything about it, so he gave me the next best thing and said, "Give me some of your burnt incense ash. An old friend of mine has been begging for this for a long time. He wants to save his life."Although I really want to say that the incense ashes are not given, but it can't be too much. It's really useless for me to keep the incense ashes. I can't drink it with water, so I agreed, but I can only give a little.

The second uncle nodded and asked me to take out my mobile phone. He entered the number of that old friend, and I could negotiate the price with him in person.I handed him the phone, and he ran out as soon as he scratched Pokerfinger's face. I was careless and forgot to change the screen saver to Pokerfinger just now, and broke out in a cold sweat.

What's even more frightening is that the fat man sent me a WeChat message. The current mobile phone will directly display the information on the desktop. His sentence is not long, and he can read it all at once. After reading it, I feel my brain buzzing.

What the fat man sent was: Naive, will you be reimbursed for the money you bought for your husband's clothes?It's quite expensive.

The second uncle and I were relatively speechless. No one opened their mouths to speak for a long time. The second uncle looked at me with enigmatic eyes for a long time, and then said leisurely: "Xiaoxie, Zhang Qiling got your incense back for you, right?" ?”