Chapter 14
Chapter 14
Princess Linglan waved her hand, and gently pushed the door open and entered.At a glance, I met the guy who was laughing at the toilet.
Du Wuniang also walked in with the princess, raised her eyes and saw the smile on Lan Baihe's mouth, no matter how she looked at it, she felt lewd |
"Hmph... whore|thief, as expected, he still has such a stubborn face" she cursed secretly.
The princess walked over gently, followed the little fox's eyes, and asked in a low voice, "husband master"
The little fox was suddenly called out, she turned her head, she wanted to get angry, but seeing that it was the princess, she didn't dare to offend easily.I had no choice but to hold back my temper and chuckled, "Princess, come, sit here. I'll make you a cup of tea for my husband."
Princess Linglan saw that he was so tactful and virtuous, and his actions were so steady and gentle.Out of etiquette, she pointed to the toilet in front of the little fox and said, "Master, what are you looking at?"
The little fox's mouth curled into a troublesome smile, and he raised his hand to Xiaozhuzi and said, "Zhuzi, [please] take this toilet away."
Princess Linglan turned her eyes to the toilet several times, but didn't speak.Zhuzi is a very witty servant, seeing that the princess was silent, he cleverly took the toilet away.
The little fox helped the princess sit down, how cunning and clever she was.Seeing that it was brought by the little eunuch, he knew that he must have complained in front of the princess. If it wasn't for the princess, he wouldn't have just returned to the palace and returned home without a day.
She looked at Princess Linglan with a serious face, and said in a low voice, "Princess, please take a seat."
Seeing Lan Lily's expression, Princess Linglan walked slowly to the square chair. As soon as she bent over, the little fox hurriedly moved the chair under her buttocks.
When Du Wuniang saw the little fox's attentive action, she couldn't bear it, she snorted coldly, bowed her hands to the princess and said, "Princess, my subordinates have learned that the son-in-law has been looking at the toilet for two hours, see you now." Come on, it’s true.”
After Lan Baihe heard this, she looked at Du Wuniang with contempt, so that's why you little eunuch came here?Want to find fault?Haha...then you have found the right person.
She winked at Du Wuniang, and turned the corner of her mouth upwards. Du Wuniang felt a little nauseous when she saw her move.
Seeing her strange expression, the little fox walked around her and raised her eyebrows on purpose.
"Prostitution|thief" Du Wuniang scolded through gritted teeth.
Lan Lily's complacent expression almost made him whistle provocatively at her.
She walked around the little eunuch who was bowing his hands, and stretched out his arms. The whole movement was like a well-trained gentleman, "Princess, please sit down. My husband is looking at the golden pumpkin toilet. It is very precious, and it is unavoidable in the world." I took a few more glances."
Princess Linglan has never heard of anyone who is full of praise for the toilet. She covered her pink lips gracefully with a brocade handkerchief. So precious?"
Lan Lily smiled gracefully, returning home like a spring breeze.
"Princess, you don't know something, why don't you let the pillar be brought over for your husband, and explain the details to you clearly."
Princess Linglan, seeing the little fox's expression, lowered her head slightly and pondered for a while.The main reason is to let her look at the toilet like a princess, and it is a bit embarrassing to spread it.It has been heard that husband and wife cut candles in the west window together, and husband and wife talk at night while holding candles.Of course, have you never heard of couples looking at the toilet together?However, it was because of this that it seemed that Princess Lily of the Valley was also interested.
"Everything is up to my husband!"
After hearing this, the little fox spun around triumphantly, stretched out his hand and pinched his fingers.
"Pillar, go to the toilet."
Du Wuniang looked at him fiercely, the little fox raised his eyebrows, and patted Du Wuniang on the shoulder.
"You are lucky, enjoy it with us."
At this time, Du Wuniang squinted and saw her hand touching her again, and the indescribable grievance in her heart came to her forehead.Eyes are red like rabbit eyes.
The little fox slightly stretched out his thumb and middle finger with his left hand and squeezed gently, a yellow halo loomed on the mahogany of the toilet.
"Princess, please look." The little fox supported the princess and pointed at it. Princess Linglan had never seen it before, and her eyes were also looking at the yellow halo.
Although Du Wuniang is not very good at martial arts, she can tell at a glance that the little fox has used magic.Because when she was a child, she saw a monk cast a spell with Buddhist beads.Her dark eyes flashed, could it be that he used a spell?
She confronted the little fox viciously, piercing him in front of the real princess.She cupped her hands and was about to salute, but saw the princess smiling at the little fox.
Du Wuniang rolled her eyes, forget it.The princess and him are husband and wife, so there is no guarantee that this prostitute|thief will not take revenge on him in the future.If he said it rashly at this time, and he didn't know magic, he would definitely lose face in front of the princess if he stretched out his hand and cast it.I still keep him in hand, and make plans in the future.
When he was young, the little fox asked someone to take the toilet away and carefully sealed it up.
Princess Linglan smiled sweetly, Du Wuniang blushed, clenched her right hand fiercely, sweat stains appeared between her fingers and palm.
The little fox glanced at her, and a beautiful crescent moon curled up on her mouth, and her beautiful eyes pointed at her. "Little eunuch," she seemed to deliberately emphasize the word eunuch in her words.
"You..." This guy deliberately pulled out a long voice
"It looks like you're nervous." After she finished speaking, she raised a proud expression.
Du Wuniang held her breath, and saluted the princess, "Princess, this subordinate will leave."
Princess Linglan waved her hand.
Du Wuniang took a breath and walked out.
When the little fox saw Du Wuniang's expression, his bowels were twisted with joy.Dare to sue this girl for her bad behavior, she is simply overthinking her abilities.By the way, Brother Ji said you can't kill people, but he didn't say you can't let me torture people, if that's the case.
Baa ha ha ha! ! !
The little fox smiled wickedly, let's see how I torture you in the future.
Princess Linglan walked to the door, turned her head and was about to ask the little fox to accompany her for a walk, when she just turned her head and met him, with hands on her waist and a wicked smile on her face.
Princess Linglan lowered her head in shock. Could it be that all men are virtuous, and Brother Jin is no exception?She walked around him a little disgustedly and walked to the couch.
"I'm a little tired, I want to sleep"
Hearing this, the little fox turned his head, walked to the side of the bed very courteously, bent over with both hands and lifted Princess Lily's feet.
"Come and serve you for my husband."
Seeing his action, Princess Linglan said in a low voice, "Master Husband, forget it, you'd better go get busy, I want to rest by myself."
The little fox thought to himself, of course I want to watch you fall asleep, if you don't fall asleep, how can I torture that little eunuch.
She smiled and gently helped the princess take off her shoes, wrapped her arms around the princess's slender waist with one hand, and gently lowered the bed curtain with her left hand, and said in that charming and charming tone, "Princess, go to sleep." , my husband will always be with you."
Princess Linglan's eyes met hers in a daze, and saw that her clear pupils were full of bits and pieces of stars.
"Husband~husband~"
The little fox replied in a low voice, and at some point, Princess Linglan closed her eyes in a daze, and fell asleep in a drowsy state.
When Lan Lily saw her gradually falling asleep, the hand behind her waist that was casting spells slowly retracted.
She immediately jumped out of bed and adjusted the bed curtain indiscriminately.Excitedly turned around, snapped his fingers, and swaggered out.
Instructed Xiaotao at the door, "Princess wants to rest, no one is allowed to go in and disturb her. If there is anything wrong, please report to me."
Xiaotao saluted and agreed.
The little fox put his hands on his back, with a proud expression on his face.Xiaotao didn't know why she couldn't stop looking at her figure, she didn't have time to turn her eyes, and she didn't come back to her senses for a long time.
She walked all the way to the half bend of Xihe River, and saw the little eunuch she was looking for.
Du Wuniang vigorously kicked the stones under her feet, with an angry look on her face, "Deadly|thief, you must die. **[email protected]&&*#" Even if the little fox hollowed out his ears, he still couldn't understand What she said, however, must have been words that scolded him.
Lan Lily stretched out her right hand and flicked the stone she threw, and it splashed on her body with a 'wow-'.
"Damn it!" She cursed fiercely, even the stones were against her.She bent over to pick up another stone and was about to throw it into the river when she raised her eyes and met the little fox with her arms folded not far away.
"It's you, the prostitute, it's your fault, isn't it?"
The little fox cast her a contemptuous glance, "If you have the ability to go to the princess to complain, but you dare not confront me?"
"Fuck! You are still the same, casting spells in front of the princess and flattering the toilet."
"..." Flattering the toilet, Lan Lily's teeth were itchy when she heard this, and her intestines twitched, "You're flattering the toilet."
"Hmph..." Du Wuniang turned her back angrily.
It was this movement that made the little fox feel awkward. From her point of view, Ji Fengyun didn't look like this when he turned around. She tilted her head thinking that Yue Qingshui didn't look like this when she turned around, and she thought that Xiao Zhuzi turned around and it wasn't her. This way.However, the way she twisted and turned around in anger, as well as her words and deeds...
Could it be... The little fox rolled his eyes, thinking of the contact that day.Suddenly, her pupils dilated instantly. If she is really a female, then I will have to play with her.
Bahahahaha...
The little fox smirked again.She purposely tiptoed to Du Wuniang's side, deliberately hit her with her buttocks, "Hey, don't be angry."
"you--"
The little fox raised her eyes, and sure enough, she reacted greatly.She went over and put her arms around her shoulders again, "Hey, are you a man? Why are you so stingy, like a woman."
When Du Wuniang heard someone questioning her gender, she blushed, as if being told her heart.So, pretending to be calm, he said, "Of course, I, I, I... I don't look like a woman."
"Stingy..." The little fox shouted loudly.
Du Wuniang lowered her head with a blushing face, and the little fox saw her expression, and his forbearance lowered his eyes.With a low voice, "Are you really not a woman?"
"no!"
"Really?"
Du Wuniang glanced to the side, her voice was two nasty pitches lower than before, "No"
"Huh?" The little fox continued to ask.
Du Wuniang knew that speaking out would be a capital offense, not to mention that the person in front of her was the son-in-law.Due to her current status, she could only keep her mouth shut.
"No."
Seeing her like this, Lan Lily let go of her hand and smiled.People don't want to admit it. Naturally, she has her own difficulties. Brother Ji said that you can't force others to make things difficult.
She took a long breath and looked up at the sky.
Du Wuniang saw that she was silent and looking up at the sky, it was very beautiful.Her jet-black hair hung on her temples, and she tied it meticulously with a net scarf.Her tall and thin body set off her handsome and delicate face under this white robe...
Du Wuniang just took a few glances, and her face turned red up to her ears.Thinking of her 'surprise' that day, her face became even redder, Nima!What should I do if this guy started to push aside and think wildly?
But the little fox didn't have those messy thoughts, so she sighed and walked away with heavy steps.Leave that guy alone by the river to think about it slowly.
Lan Lily came to the woods, touched a big tree, thinking that Ji Fengyun took her all the way to escape from here that day, and the scenes from the past flooded her mind again.Could it be that all of this is a cloud of the past, or he has never remembered it at all.He put himself in such a predicament and promised to save him, but now he has no news.She couldn't help feeling a lot of melancholy in her heart. A snake climbed down from the tree and spit out a message...
Just in time for Du Wuniang to walk towards this side, she raised her eyes and saw the snake "Hey, be careful", she said it too late, and she flew over with a sword.The little fox reacted sensitively to the source of the infection of the voice, and when he saw her pointing at him with a sword, he came to kill her.She kicked her away with one foot, and then she glanced, "You still dare to attack me? Ah——"
Lan Lily immediately withdrew her hand and screamed.Du Wuniang, who was kicked to the ground by her, clutched her chest in pain, "I told you to be careful of that snake, why did you kick me?"
Lan Lily raised her hand and looked at her hand, there was a deep snake mark, she watched the snake swiftly swim into the water sensitively.Eyes startled, this is definitely a snake spirit.After that, she took a little while, and staggered back two steps.
Du Wuniang didn't know where the courage came from, she grabbed her hand in one fell swoop, lowered her head and sucked it up, and sucked it out mouthful by mouthful, the blood spitting out on the ground was black.
The "poisonous" little fox stretched out his hand to stop it.
Du Wuniang closed her eyes and sucked out the last mouthful, then spat it out.Weakly opened his mouth and said "Okay"
The little fox looked at his hand, flipped it back and forth, "Aren't you afraid of death?"
"Afraid" Du Wuniang frowned tightly, and replied in pain, her body was clearly unable to stand still.
"Then you still smoke, don't you know that with my skill, I can force out the poison?" When she said this, she was so serious that it didn't seem like she was joking at all.
Du Wuniang looked serious, smiled slightly, and slowly closed her eyes, the poison of a poisonous snake is beyond human imagination, even if he is a person who can spell, it is difficult to resist this poison.What's more, the letter spit out by the snake covered in white flowers was green, and it had turned black when she sucked it out... She gradually lost consciousness.
The little fox picked her up with one hand, pressed her index finger and middle finger on her throat for a long time, and found that she didn't have an Adam's apple.Points to focus on her Ren Meridian Tanzhong acupoints are Foot Taiyin, Shaoyin, Hand Taiyang and Shaoyang; the meeting of Ren Meridian.The center of the qi will enclose the Mu point. If this position is between a man and a woman, it will be a little awkward. This position is located on the midline of the front of the human body, the midpoint of the connection between the two nipples.
But for the little fox, she didn't feel embarrassed at all.As soon as this guy stretched out his hand, he started to wander between someone's two rooms, and he solved it cleanly and neatly with two clicks.
Then, when she pulled her clothes, she saw the changes in the acupuncture points on her body, and saw that the color began to turn red.She snorted, sure enough she was poisoned.
She took out a pill from her bosom, gently stuffed it into Du Wuniang's mouth, stretched out her hand and touched her acupoints, forcing her to swallow it.
She sat aside and looked at the river in front of her, which was flowing without any abnormality. She picked up the stones on the ground unintentionally, and threw them into the water fiercely.She knew that being bitten by a snake this time was definitely not an accident.
Soon, the snake spirit changed into a human form and came to Toad Cave, "The little demon sees the third lady"
Yin Chi cast a glance at him, walked over with a pretentious gesture, stretched out his slender fingers to touch his shoulder and said, "Let me smell it, but it's her smell."
This little snake spirit doesn't have many years of Taoism, and I'm afraid that these toad spirits will eat him someday when they are unhappy.He has always been timid in doing things, but now, this is the third lady, although he intends to tease her, but he doesn't have the guts yet.He just opened his mouth slightly to give Yin Chi a sniff.
Sure enough, Yin Chi's fox eyes began to become gloomy and radiant, "Hehe...not bad, I didn't expect you to be quite capable in handling affairs. I will promise you any reward you want. I will never break my promise." After she finished speaking, she deliberately brushed his face with that slender white hand.
The face of this snake spirit is much smoother than that of the toad spirit, without so many bumps, it feels like Dove chocolate, soft and silky, making Yin Chi love it.
At this time, the snake spirit didn't have the guts, he swallowed Amy's saliva forcefully, "I want to see Madam dancing."
Yin Chi giggled, that laughter was as sweet as the common people, as if all things were revived, as if the spring breeze was blowing on the face, as if a thousand purples and reds... In short, countless incomprehensible flowers bloomed in the heart of this snake spirit. Very sparkling.She began to dance lightly on her toes, and the brocade handkerchief in her hand was just right, and the bright red dress began to flutter slowly with the dancing posture, and gradually slipped down. The snake essence gently picked up a dress on the ground, and put it on Gently sniffing at the tip of my nose, smiling, watching her dancing with soft eyes...
After a long time, Du Wuniang came to her senses. When she got up, she saw that her chest was open. When she sat up, she met the fox sitting by the river in a daze.
"Hey!"
When the little fox heard that she had woken up, he suddenly turned his head. There was a silvery sound of 'pa——', and a slap slapped across the face.
She covered her face innocently, "Why are you like this? You hit people every time, do you really want to die? If you want to die, don't implicate me." She got up after finishing speaking.
Seeing her appearance, Du Wuniang also stood up, "You said you...are you...?" She blushed and covered her chest, her eyes were wet again for some reason.
Lan Baihe suddenly patted her head, uh...so it was because of this matter, she was in a hurry all her life, and forgot about it.Human beings pay great attention to fame and integrity, especially women.
She couldn't help but wanted to start teasing her again, and she bent over to face Du Wuniang, whose face was like a red shrimp.
"I know your secret, but for the sake of taking drugs for me first, I will keep it a secret for you. By the way, what's your name? I don't know yet?"
Du Wuniang blushed, and said in a voice like a mosquito, "What do you know so much about?"
"Don't worry, I won't sue in front of the princess like you, don't use your villainous heart to win over my gentleman's father." She tilted her head and boasted, and deliberately trembled her feet.
Du Wuniang felt uncomfortable seeing his unscrupulous ruffian appearance.She turned her face away, and lightly buttoned the front of her clothes, "I know how to untie it, but I don't know how to fasten it."
The little fox was standing well at first, and it was very comfortable to bounce her feet. Suddenly, she heard this sentence in her ear, and she went over and hugged her from behind, "Come on, let me tie it for you."
"Naughty thief, let go" Du Wuniang bit his hand angrily.
"Ah—" the little fox screamed, and lay straight on the ground.
Du Wuniang turned around nervously, before she had time to think about it, she leaned over and said, "Hey, hello, how are you?" The little fox squinted his eyes and saw Du Wuniang's nervous expression, which made him a little funny.
However, at this moment, her quilt was not fastened completely, and the spring light could be seen faintly inside, she saw Du Wuniang leaning towards her and shaking non-stop.
She whistled secretly, stretched out her hand and pinched her fingers, a strange wind came towards Du Wuniang's skirt like a rushing river.Du Wuniang just covered her eyes with her hand to resist the strange wind.
The moment she raised her hand, the little fox opened a right eye and took the opportunity to glance at her cup.Du Wuniang kept shaking the little fox lying on the ground, "Hey, hey, wake up...is it because the poison has not been completely eliminated?"
She reached out and raised the little fox's hand, carefully looking at the marks on her hand bitten by herself.What a coincidence, what she bit happened to be the hand that the snake spirit had bitten.
With just these two hands, Lan Lily seems to have a pretty high chance of winning the lottery.
"I didn't bite you unintentionally, hey, naughty|thief" Du Wuniang stretched out her hand to slap her face as she said, "Hey, naughty|thief, wake up... no no... no, son-in-law... Lord son-in-law, Wake up. God, if you have something, how can I explain to the princess? Hey, wake up..."
The little fox narrowed his eyes, seeing that she ignored the beautiful scenery in front of his skirt, and stretched out his hand to gently pat his face, and saw that beautiful line faintly.
She almost couldn't help jumping up happily, wow - it was the first time that she admired a woman so obscenely after transforming into a human.
"..." Then I was a little too wretched.
However, with the outline of her in front of him, the little fox secretly compared it with his own pair of babies. It seems that the two of them are used to being men in ordinary clothes, and there is not much difference.She pinched her ears and thought to herself, it's not interesting to look at her own as well as her own.
This eighth woman is usually fierce, if it weren't for the drug she gave herself.Why don't you spend so long with her?
However, I watched it now, and I didn't have much interest.Getting up to scare her is like giving myself a slap in the face that flew over for no reason, to relieve my anger.
Lan Lily opened her eyes, and was about to move her muscles and bones to scare her, when suddenly, she felt her hand touched something soft.
It made the pores all over her body tremble comfortably.
It turned out that Du Wuniang was holding her hand in both hands and was sentimental, so she put her hand on her chest.This time I'm proud of that cunning little fox, this guy is not so good at taking advantage of it...
The author has something to say:
Hmm... It's cold and rainy, Xiaoyuan got up and updated the fat chapter.Let's collect it and read it slowly, but because Xiaoyuan didn't save the manuscript, if there is a typo, please make up your own brains!You can also leave a comment and catch it, I will modify it in time
After reading the comments left by the reader kidbug, I feel very warm in my heart.
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