Help!My cp has become a dog

Chapter 4

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I myself, why, became popular last year with a Dangai drama. From the second male lead who could only act in mindless dramas, I became a third-tier actor in the entertainment industry.

I became popular all of a sudden. It was the first time in my life that I was on a trending search, and I broke into the top ten. I was very confused, and my manager was also very confused.

But Brother Hui has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and asked me what I want?

I was very promising and asked Brother Hui: Can we pay five social insurances and one housing fund?

Brother Hui looked at me somewhat speechless.

Me: You don’t have to pay the full amount, just the minimum base amount

Brother Hui: You leave my office within 10 minutes

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Don’t blame me for paying five social insurances and one housing fund. It’s mainly my mother, Ms. Chen, an old teacher in the system.

In Ms. Chen's eyes, any job that does not pay five social insurances and one housing fund is a dishonest job.

I graduated from college to shoot commercials.

Ms. Chen sighed: What's the use of shooting advertisements, and you don't pay five social insurances and one housing fund. What will you do for your retirement in the future?

I received the role of male number four, the highest salary in my life, and I bought a bag for Ms. Chen.

Ms. Chen upholds the mentality that fortune and misfortune depend on each other: It is better for you to save this money. You said that your company does not pay five social insurances and one housing fund. If there is a serious illness in the future, the medical insurance will not be able to cover it.

Me: Mom, I don’t think I will have that serious illness in the short term.

Ms. Chen is also very gentle: I think you seem to have that serious brain disease now.

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So, after I became popular, I became the first artist in the company to receive five social insurance and one housing fund.

I feel like I walk differently from other artists.

So what if you walk the red carpet and make a movie with an award?

But I have five insurances and one housing fund.

Ms. Chen is finally satisfied: you will at least have a pension when you get old.

This is maternal love, great mother.

Others only care about whether you are popular or not, only she cares about whether you pay five social insurances and one housing fund.

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My cp is slightly different from mine.

I came up from being confused, and he became famous from being angry.

Yu Yi is 2 years younger than me, so I say he is a younger brother, but there is nothing wrong with him.

But even so, Yu Yi's acting age is 3 times as long as mine.

According to his agent, my CP has been an actor since the day I could speak.

I wondered why his manager's words sounded like a curse.

But I didn't say it, because Brother Hui stared at me fiercely from the side, meaning, if you dare to say a word, I will kill you.

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So Yi is a child actor who made his debut. I watched him act in many children's dramas when I was young.

In the play, 7-year-old Yu Yi holds a low-quality transformation device and saves the earth with a kind-hearted alien superman.

I was influenced by this show, and I bought a bunch of lower-quality transformation devices.

At the age when other children want to become scientists, only I seriously say that I want to become Yu Yi.

Oh no, to be Superman.

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After Yu Yi got older, he went downhill. It was difficult for everyone to accept that a child who grew up under the eyelids transformed into an adult and a romantic drama.

He has starred in several idol dramas in a row and they all hit the street.

The audience was also very disappointed, and they were under fire. It was clearly the president chasing after love, but it looked like a tadpole looking for his mother.

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But even if he is too angry, that guy is still a lot higher than me.

Normally speaking, in a drama where Yu Yi is the male lead, I'm only worthy of being the third male lead.

But the director still chose me.

I was very touched: the director must have taken a fancy to my acting skills and recognized my ability when he chose me. I will definitely work hard.

The director was quite embarrassed: No, the main reason is that Yu Yi spent a lot of money and the budget was not enough.

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The budget is not enough, listen, is this a human word?

In order to welcome the first male lead drama in my life, Brother Hui assigned me a special life assistant—Xiao Zhang.

I was very touched at first, so I took Brother Hui's hand and asked excitedly: "Brother Hui, are you worried that I will be harassed by fans outside and bullied by my opponent?"

Brother Hui: No, I am mainly worried that your mouth is easy to be beaten outside.

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My first impression of Italy is, what do children grow up eating now?so tall.

Declare yourself 185 to the outside world;

I declare 180 to the outside world;

But when we stood together, half of our heads differed and said: I don't believe it.

So CP fans racked their brains, using mathematical principles and various formulas to calculate, and got the height difference between us is greater than 12 cm and less than 15 cm.

The cutest height difference, he shouted that he knocked it.

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Yu Yi and I met for the first time when we were trying on makeup.

They are very reserved with each other.

Yu Yi: Hello, Mr. He Gu.

Me: Hello, Teacher Yu Yi, I watched your drama when I was young.

Yu Yi chuckled: Thank you.

Me: It's the "Let's Save the Earth Together".

For a long time, from the leaders to the assistants in our company, there has been a classic comment on me.

"How can a good face have a mouth." This sentence has been hung up on the company's forum for a long time.

Sure enough, Yu Yi's face drooped instantly, and he left unhappy.

I thought he didn't believe it, so I insisted on chasing it out and added: Really, I still have the same transformation device at home.

He walked faster.

Xiao Zhang was also very embarrassed: Brother, that drama is a Lei drama, and it was later revealed to be a plagiarism, so don't mention which pot you can't open.

I wondered too: I really enjoyed watching it when I was a kid.

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According to what Xiao Zhang said, I should apologize sincerely and give some gifts.

After all, everyone has to get along with the crew for more than three months. If they get married, they will be photographed by lucky people.

Given the current number of fans on Weibo, I should be the one being scolded.

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At that time, under Yu Yi's Weibo.

Woohoo, my son has grown taller again.

Ahhh, the new picture is so handsome, mom loves you.

And under my Weibo.

Brother, as far as your play is concerned, let's just say, why don't you find a class.

The gap, this is the gap between fans.

I really want my fans to learn from the true fans of Yu Yijia next door.

But after thinking about it, I don't want to be someone's son.

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In order to express my sincere apology to Yu Yi, I specially brought the native products from my hometown that my mother gave me.

Before entering the dressing room, I heard Yu Yi's life assistant secretly say: Brother, I think that He Gu is not in the right mind. He always winks at you sneakily. You'd better stay away from him .

How did you speak?What is sneaky?

No, what is winking?

Just when his life assistant told Yu Yi to stay away from me, I walked in.

The scene was very embarrassing.

It was even more embarrassing than the two catties of beef jerky in my hand.

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Me: You really misunderstood, I just liked you very much since I was a child.

Yu Yi looked at me with a complicated expression.

Me: It's not that kind of liking, but you are very kind, just like your own son.

Fortunately, Yu Yi's assistant was overheard because she was gossiping behind her back just now, and she was so ashamed that she pissed off.

Otherwise, when he heard my words, he must have thought that I was not only winking at Yu Yi, but even wanted to be his father.

However, there should be no gold master father who is as down and out as I am, and he hasn't even had social security for five years.

That's all, more and more chaos.