Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Linqi City is a tourist city with the glory of the ancient capital. It was picked up from every corner in the history books, and it was the kind of more than ten dynasties.There are only seven or eight museums in the city.There are two cultural festivals every year, one can be held from Tomb-sweeping Day to Labor Day, and the other is aimed at the National Day holiday, spanning Mid-Autumn Festival and Frost's Descent.
There is no way, relying on mountains to eat mountains and relying on water to drink water, who will let the ancestors live up to their expectations.
In recent years, the business has expanded. Temples, gardens, and archways have sprung up like bamboo shoots after the spring rain. When tourists pay their respects to the ancients, they take their feet, enjoy peaches and plums in spring and watch chrysanthemums and osmanthus in autumn, and burn incense for the poor and fortune-telling.
The air in Linqi City is filled with the smell of "If you come, you don't spend money, I lose".The concept of the propaganda mouth is roughly "even if an iron rooster comes, it has to eat a layer of rust."
However, the self-awareness of "everyone is here" when the people of our country go out for travel is simply mutton skewers with cumin chili noodles lying on the iron plate.Is there a better deal in the world than your love and my willingness?
Every city probably has an "ancient street" paved with bluestone slabs, selling special meat skewers, stinky tofu juice, milk tea postcards, and folk music.
In an ancient capital like Linqi City, this street might not even be at the textbook level. It has to be at the Yongle Dadian Siku Quanshu level.Because it not only sells food, drink, and fun, but also sells fake antique shrouds and coin urns of the Four Treasures of the Study.
Ten meters away are tourists who are turning against Yingtian. Probably the shroud shops all over the world are not as lively as the shroud shops on the ancient streets of Linqi City.
It is embarrassing for Xi Shuci, a shop that sells fake antiques of the Four Treasures of the Study, to be caught between two flower bakeries.
This store called "Chunqiu Brush and Ink" was the painstaking effort of Xi Shuci's grandmother for most of her life. Xi Shuci has lived on this ancient street since he can remember.
After finishing his studies, the old man who raised him will grow old in one year, so he can't settle down to wandering in other places. Besides, his major doesn't matter where he is. An ancient capital like Linqi is actually better, and he is excellent in all subjects. Strength, blessed by a letter of introduction from his mentor, he entered the city museum.
The ancient street is located in the downtown area of the old city, and the buildings are old. Most of them are houses with courtyards half a century ago, with neat blue brick walls and narrow doors. Later, the owner gradually changed them to a small second floor. facade.
On the east-west main street, there are endless signboards and winding red lanterns for tourists to visit. The small alleys controlled by several voice-activated energy-saving lamps interspersed in the north-south direction are mostly used by people on the ancient street. .
On Tuesday, at [-] o'clock in the morning, when Qi Xiao opened the door and entered the store, eating pancakes and fruit, Xi Shuci was still sleeping upstairs. Qi Xiao put the buns and soy milk on the counter, picked up a fresh meat and corn stuffed one, and Feed Xi Sitiao with dog food.He took out his mobile phone smoothly and put it on the stairs and began to play Zheng Duoyan's weight loss exercises.Originally, the sound insulation was not very good going up and down the stairs, and the stairs were like a perfect echo.
After Qi Xiao counted down to three two one, Xi Shuci's roar of collapse came on time: "Qi Xiao, you don't have to worry about your stomach drooping if you do weight-loss exercises before you finish your breakfast!"
Goddess Xiao wouldn't do such shrew-like wake-up calls like lifting people's quilts. After all, there are as many ways to drive people crazy without using hands as there are stars in the sky.
Qi Xiao swallowed the last bite of pancake fruit with soy milk, "You are still five or ten minutes away from being late. Excluding the traffic jams on the road and traffic lights, there are less than two or ten minutes left."
After experimenting, Qi Xiao discovered that Zheng Duoyan's weight-loss exercise BGM had a fatal blow to Xi Shuci. After thinking about it, she thought it was probably the shadow left by radio gymnastics when she was in school.So I decided to wait for Xi Shuci to be immune to Zheng Duoyan, and try broadcasting gymnastics.
Xi Shuci completed a series of tasks of getting up, dressing and washing in the BGM of aerobics in 10 minutes, grabbed the buns and soy milk that Qi Xiao brought, thanked him, and prepared to go out.
Qi Xiao poked the soft flesh under the four necks with the tip of her toes: "Goodbye to your father."
Four: "Wang."
Xi Shuci: ...
After Xi Shu resigned, Qi Xiao closed Zheng Duoyan and started to release Bach. Si Tiao heard that Bach's whole dog was dignified, and there was an atmosphere of mass in the shop.
Women, they all feel that life must have a sense of ritual.When there are customers in the store, Qi Xiao cuts to Mozart or oriental classical folk music, so that the customers can feel a sense of tranquility in the bottom of their hearts, so that they can spend money happily.
While waiting for traffic lights in a traffic jam, Xi Shuci posted two circles of friends about Wenwan calligraphy and painting.
It mainly sells things, popular science by the way, private goods and some dry goods. In the atmosphere where the whole people embrace the banner of national culture, it can be said that it is suitable for all ages, a must-have for young people, and a powerful weapon.
After 10 minutes, Xi Shuci's circle of friends did not change a single punctuation, and was pasted and copied by Yue Shiqin and sent out.
At [-]:[-], the morning meeting was over, Yue Shiqin yawned with "who am I and where am I", closed the notebook with only four words "meeting minutes" written on it, and was about to go back to the office, but was caught by the supervisor Deputy Director Zhao of the criminal investigation said "the criminal investigation detachment stays" and dragged him back to the chair abruptly.
Deputy Director Zhao nodded to Yue Shiqin: "You, the people's public servant, how many social news reporters are watching, your circle of friends, is it Xiuxian? It's okay to go to the archives room to check how many outstanding cases." He reached out and clicked him epaulets, "Is this clothes for white?"
Forensic doctor Shen Jiting, as always, smiled on the surface, only when he saw the corpse, he would smile to the extent of showing his teeth. In order to show his importance to the leader, Shen forensic doctor showed his teeth: "Deputy Director Zhao, I heard that last month the provincial department wanted to Digging the corner of the Yue team, is it true or not?"
Deputy Bureau Zhao: ...
He is proud of his talents and has no discipline. This criminal investigation team should be rectified!
The corner of Yue Shiqin's mouth curled into an almost unrecognizable smile, "Leader, wechat business is so popular now, today this one likes to mention a Porsche, and tomorrow that one earns [-] to [-]. People's standard equipment is luxury cars and villas. My people's nanny also There is no illegal idea of getting rich overnight, I just want to rely on this morning to eat pancakes and fruits in two circles of friends. Xi Shuyazi is the favorite of the ancient street. In a word, I don’t pay for breakfast at the Baiji Pancake Granny’s Porridge Shop Money, do you know what this concept is? After one year, I can save half a month's salary. If you apply for some special fees in the bureau, my circle of friends will belong to you. I will send you socialist core every day How about values?"
Deputy Director Zhao glared at Yue Shiqin's face that seemed like he would sell out the organization for a pancake fruit. He could sell his body but not show off his talent, and expressed his opinion: "Correct work attitude. Your little pancake fruit is promising."
Yue Shiqin saluted quickly: "Leader, I'm worthless, leader, walk slowly."
Yue Shiqin, the second-level police inspector, the captain of the Linqi City Criminal Investigation Detachment, is a wolf and a dog.
This person is very talkative, anyone who talks to him a few more words will be turned into a fan by him.The daily routine of the entire Criminal Investigation Detachment seems to be a place for cross talk.
office.
Jiang Yao stared blankly at a third-grade Chinese test paper.
Gao Yanfei flew the documents to Yue Shiqin's desk across two desks: "314 corpse throwing case, sign it."
Lin Menghe felt that the folder was flying, and hurriedly lowered his head, "You are going to die, will walking a few steps tire your feet or your hands? It scares my hairline."
Gao Yanfei: "Bawang Fangtuo understand?"
Lin Menghe turned to Yue Shiqin, and Lian Meng uttered a tune with nine twists and eighteen turns: "Captain~~~"
After signing, Yue Shiqin flew back to the document, rubbed the goose bumps on his arms, caught a glimpse of the messy lollipops that Han Yue often threw on the table to quit smoking, and picked up a few to give to Lin Menghe to comfort him.
In line with the fine tradition of caring for lesbians, who have always been rare in criminal investigations, Yue Shiqin found an opportunity to show his gentlemanly demeanor: "Comrade Gao Yanfei, congratulations on your improvement in the practice of talking and talking, and you are running wild on the road of single dogs." Riding the dust."
Gao Yanfei accepted the document, "I'm sorry, I have to continue to learn from you."
Yue Shiqin slid the chair into the workstation and lay down on Ge You: "Then, how about apprenticeship first?"
In one round, the seniority was low, Gao Yanfei lowered his flag and raised the small white flag: "I'm not talented, I dare not dare."
When Shen Jiting entered the door, he heard Yue Shiqin's Tianxiu, so he snorted casually: "It seems that you have not been frozen to death in ten years of cold windows. You are from the Antarctic, and you belong to penguins, right?"
Yue Shiqin: ...
Gao Yanfei punched Shen Jiting, crying with gratitude: "Thank you, Brother Chen."
Shen Jiting snorted again: "Did Bawang Fangtuo give you promotion fees? Or did Bawang Fangtuo pour out your hair? Good luck."
Gao Yanfei: ...
Gao·Steel straight man who is single by ability·Yanfei
Yue·The cross talk actor who was delayed by the criminal police·Shi Qin
Shen·There are more autopsy
This brutal and damning office food chain...
After the corpse throwing case was closed last month, the entire criminal investigation team felt that the blood in the body of the goofy person who had been beaten up by the workman began to heal.
Even the green radishes on the window sill grew wild because someone watered them.
Han Yue leaned on the back of the chair, "Boss, we haven't built a team for a while, it's calm."
Lin Menghe stretched out his hand and handed over a stack of leaflets: "A hot pot restaurant just opened in Xinjie, and I get a stack of coupons every day at the subway entrance."
Yue Shiqin looked up at the wall clock, "Send a message in the group, walking after get off work..."
Before he could finish talking, Han Yue had already picked up his phone and started typing.
Xinjie is one of the business districts in Linqi City, and it is the first choice for shopping and dating.In the past few years, it was bright and colorful, with hot pot restaurants everywhere. In recent years, as the tastes of young people have changed, they have begun to follow the path of Wenqing, bookstores, bars, and coffee shops. They are decorated with elegance and elegance. However, in addition to contributing traffic to Douyin and Moments Being with the green tea whore didn't make Linqi City look high-end.
Jiang Yao and Shen Jiting entered a bookstore that had just opened, and after shopping around in 2 minutes, forensic doctor Shen sneered: "It's all bad chicken soup and sensational Internet celebrity books. The wallet is really worrying."
Gao Yanfei said straight to the point: "Brother Shen, people who read books won't buy these, and people who don't read books won't buy these either. This kind of bookstore is generally not for selling books, but for selling drinks and desserts, and for people to take selfies. "
Han Yue expressed surprise: "Brother Gao, how do you know?"
Yue Shiqin laughed, "I've learned from blind dates."
Gao Yanfei bumped into Yue Shiqin: "It's like you're not on a blind date."
Yue Shiqin had an expression of "the first day you met me": "Would I come to a place like this for a blind date?"
Gao Yanfei: ...
Okay, okay, you're gay and you're awesome.
Lin Menghe went to Starbucks with public funds to buy a cup of mocha with two servings of chocolate sauce. After drinking it, his expression became even more resentful: "Those who have served the country and the people with swords and guns have not realized the freedom of Starbucks. Sigh..."
After Jiang Yao drank a glass of Fu Rui Bai, he was convinced.
Shen Jiting put his arms around his thermos, not quite understanding the two lesbians' obsession with coffee: "That stuff is so delicious?"
Han Yue: "Fu Ruibai is okay. Mocha is not called coffee. Can it still be called coffee with so much chocolate sauce? That's what children drink."
Lin Menghe rolled his eyes at him: "Oh, next time you tell Xiao Mu in front of her that she still likes to drink lattes with double hazelnut syrup."
Xiao Mu, Han Yue's girlfriend.
Han Yue hesitated in an instant: ...don't dare, this is a proposition of Taoism.
Finally, under the guidance of the navigation, I found the "Mason in the Alley" hot pot restaurant. It is in an alley, but it is surprisingly popular. It is decorated in an industrial style, with exposed reinforced concrete on the roof, brick walls and wallpaper, and there are a few hanging on the ground by mistake. Broken tires, lamp shells look like steel pipes, and there are dismantled locomotive shells in the corners, wrench helmet screws all over the place, it looks like they have been carefully arranged in a mess, and the pretentious appearance is probably similar to a pendulum. shoot.
The members of the criminal investigation team arrived at the scene of the kidnapping case in a second.
Are people so heavy on taste now, seeking to be unconventional is almost perverted.Can you still have a good meal?This is not as small as squatting on the curb and masturbating.
Lin Menghe sighed: "Online reviews say it tastes good, so just let it go."
He was also told that "the coupon is only available in the afternoon, not during dinner time." Yue Shiqin wrote on his face brightly, "I don't know if I should say it or not."
Gao Yanfei saw the caller ID on the mobile phone, and answered it hesitantly.
Jiang Yao handed out the dishes and towels one by one like logistics.
Shen Jiting scooped up the goji berries in the thermos, and said with emotion: "The criminal investigation team has to come to grab the coupons. Fortunately, Deputy Director Zhao didn't come, otherwise his old face will be left somewhere."
Gao Yanfei glanced at Yue Shiqin, counted the time when he was going to show off, and turned on the communication speaker...
Yue Shiqin pointed to the self-service QR code on the table, and asked Lin Menghe to order: "Come on, Lao Zhao just came to wash his face in hot water with a washbasin in the morning. He should know about your meal." Can the hot pot still be eaten in your mouth?"
Han Yue touched Yue Shiqin and said in a low voice, "Boss, Brother Gao is on the phone with Deputy Director Zhao, and the speaker is on..."
Yue Shiqin picked up the towel from the corner of the table and threw it on Gao Yanfei's face: "Fuck...Gao Yanfei, are you fucking sick?"
Deputy Director Zhao probably just finished his meal, and his voice was very high-pitched, and the phone changed into a microphone in seconds. The iconic lesson made people sit upright: "Yue Shiqin, come to my office on time at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning, you son of a bitch, it's against you!" , call the parents."
The "parents" that Deputy Director Zhao was referring to were Yue Shiqin's father, former city bureau chief and now retired cadre, Yue Lang.Because the operation is too simple and the effect is very obvious, Deputy Director Zhao loves to use this trump card.Therefore, Team Yue has not escaped the tragic fate of "calling parents" from time to time after working.
Yue Shiqin: ...
The rest: Hahahahahahahahahaha...
Fucking teammates all the time, Team Yue's heart is broken.
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