Chapter 29
Chapter 29
Run as soon as you say run, Yu Ren's speed has always been fast.
As soon as the handsome man left the classroom, he acted like an old rooster out of the cage. Yu Ren jumped two steps first, then suddenly remembered that Chen Yun hadn't followed, so he turned back anxiously, and when he saw thin beads of sweat on his face, When Chen Yun was in a hurry, he suddenly pretended not to know the self who was moving like a rabbit just now, and said leisurely: "No hurry, let's not hurry, let's go slowly."
He showed Chen Yun's irresistible smile again, and he didn't know who he wanted to seduce with his flickering glasses. Even Chen Yun, who was used to always acting strangely, always felt that his face was full today. It was written with ill intentions.
Being unsure of Yu Ren's thoughts is like you can never catch the clouds in the sky.Yu Ren stood under the street lamp and waited for him, not bothered by the buzzing and flapping mosquito wings above his head.
Leaving the street lights, the surroundings are covered in a darkness that is difficult to see through.
The dim light can be regarded as a dark light, Chen Yun passed the street light, and was suddenly hugged by Yu Ren behind him.When Chen Yun was touched by the sudden heat source, his whole body became tense.Yu Ren was half a head taller than him, when he hugged him, the warm breath fluttered the tiny hairs around his ears like feathers, and at the same time stirred Chen Yun's innocent boyish heart.
"Plop, plop -" Chen Yun's heart was beating fast, and at this moment, his heart was about to break away from the control of the universe and all of Chen Yun's common sense at the speed of light.Chen Yun thought: "I will die from now on, my country will die from now on, and the king will not go to court sooner."
Yu Ren obviously had premeditated for a long time, and the cunning and cunning had prepared all the psychological defenses, so that his actions looked like such a skillful hooligan.Yu Ren thought: "Playing hooligans has to look like you are very proficient, otherwise both of them are pure young rabbits, then who would dare to cross the thunder pool with a blushing face?"
The two of them froze for a while, and when their bodies gradually adapted, they both felt a kind of spiritual satisfaction.
Yu Ren was stunned and almost forgot what was going on, and said after a long while: "Be honest, how did you and the poisonous snake get so fat? Just when I was on a business trip, you cheated on me, and Gong Xifa Cai died of her husband? ?”
Chen Yun almost wanted to seal this stinky mouth.
But the other party didn't know his mood at all, and continued to chatter: "Aren't you just going to play disco on my green grass grave? Dad, you died early, I don't know how miserable my son is now!! Guard yourself like a jade For more than ten years, I finally had a secret love, but the opposite is still a fickle lover! Seriously, the girl will break her favor before she is old, and she will rely on the smoked cage until dawn!!"
Chen Yun: "......"
The two of them didn't follow the avenue, so naturally not many people paid attention to it, but Yu Ren didn't realize that the decibels of the last two sentences he just said could almost broadcast to the whole world.The people on the road wanted to see this man in the green hat who hissed and sighed out of all kinds of fantasies.
Chen Yun was taken aback, suddenly had an idea, pinched his throat and shouted dryly: "Whirling love is a river of thousands of feet, turn your head and turn your face into bones."
When the people on the road heard it, it was like rehearsing a drama, so they didn't think about it carefully, their heads were already dismissed by the steaming "pig feed" that was about to be brought out of the cafeteria.Produced by the Fifth Middle School, it must be a high-quality product. Pigs will gain weight after eating it, and people will gain weight after eating it.This is all a truth.
The two of them played well with each other, and they actually found it very interesting to be sneaky like this.
Chen Yun thought: "With Yu Ren, I will go crazy sooner or later."
Yu Ren thought: "With the little guy, I am sure that the golden gun will not fall."
After a long time, the two Genzhengmiaohong five good "fifth uncles" finally stood on the runway.There is a crooked moon hanging on the zenith. I heard that this kind of moon will pluck out my ears. Yu couldn't believe it. He pointed at the moon while running slowly and said to Chen Yun: "I pointed at this moon today, you Are you saying that my ears will be cut off tonight?"
Although it was pitch black, with only the light of the moon, Chen Yun could still see Yu Ren's mean smiling face.
Chen Yun was weak, and after running for a while, he was already sweating. Being distracted by Yu Ren, he felt like a deoxygenated dead fish took a breath of oxygen.Chen Yun answered with a little difficulty: "In our place, it's not about cutting off ears."
Yu Ren heard his breathless panting, knowing that Chen Yun had run down two laps, so he slowed down on purpose, approached Chen Yun, and asked, "If you don't cut your ears, where should you cut them? It can't be... ..."
In the darkness, Chen Yun seemed to see Yu Ren's eyes igniting a fire on his indescribable part.
Chen Yun was furious, and took a few steps forward, with a soft voice: "Where do you want to go? It means that the moon will urinate~ the bed!"
Yu Ren still smiled foolishly from behind: "Hey, you said that if I really peed, it's still not your bed? Wouldn't it mean that the two of us can sleep in my bed the next day? Little guy, what are you running for!"
Yu Ren was still yelling from behind, the sound was like a dog's poop in Chen Yun's ears.
Chen Yun thought sullenly: "Who wants to sleep in your bed!"
When I was a teenager, I would more or less think about who would stand next to me and swear an oath in the future. The oath is: "In the future, I will spend the rest of my life with this big idiot. No matter life, old age, sickness or death, I will never leave." Then a little later , It is to start a family and start a business. For a teenager, apart from the one lying next to him, he actually cares more about the one in the kitchen.
When I was young, I was an old mother, and when I grew up, I was an old woman.
Yu Ning thought, when he grows up, who will give such an honorable position in the kitchen at home?
Suddenly, I thought of Chen Yun, who was wearing a floral dress, with an angry face, his small face bulging into a round bun, and he put a bowl of soup and rice on his face.Thinking again that Chen Yun, who had a green beard, came to him sleepily, took his big hand and asked him to touch his newly grown beard coquettishly.
Thinking of this, Yu Ren let out a "puchi" laugh.Probably the dreams I had when I was young are the guiding lights on the road of life.
Chen Yun had already begun to walk slowly, Yu Ren ran up suddenly, rushed forward and grabbed Chen Yun's hand, and said loudly: "I said, if I catch up to you, little guy, I will kiss you!! "
Chen Yun panicked, his hand was tightly wrapped by a big palm like a branding iron, and he couldn't shake it off, Chen Yun was so anxious that he almost cried: "You, you, you, you should let go!!!"
Yu Ren grinned, clenched his hand even tighter, and said, "...I don't."
The author has something to say:
I'm a little tired today, three thousand is not enough. (It is estimated that this chapter has not been written yet)
Let your little cuties take it easy first~ (then stroke the plot and wipe away sweat)
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