The kiss thing

Chapter 4

The open class this time was pretty good, after all, the participants were all acquaintances, so there was no embarrassing situation where Song Xiao was considered a student when he taught an open class for the first time.It's just that when get out of class is over, I always see a few girls pointing at him with ambiguous eyes. As soon as he turned around, he said, "Mr. Song is good, Mr. Song has worked hard" and pretended to be a serious and good girl.

The current high school girls are speechless, and a doujinshi was confiscated in his class that day.The cover is about two people's love, love, love, Qingqing, me and me, or two men! !It's like whipping Song Xiao's 26-year-old integrity king to death!Homosexuals are so popular these days, is this crazy?

Song Xiao looked at the text message on his phone, it was his brother reminding him to go to grandpa's for dinner at night.

He frowned, speaking, the last place he wanted to go was his grandfather's house, not one of them.Even if the food made by grandpa is delicious in the world, his saliva is running down to his heels. If he can not go, he will still hold back his saliva and walk as far away as possible.How serious is this for a foodie who can count the number of times he has been in the kitchen on one hand in his life!

Speaking of it, there is no big reason, but his grandfather lives in the compound of the military region.

Living in the kindergarten where Song Xiao was a child, the field of childhood, and where Song Xiao was humiliated all his life.Song Xiao will never forget that he used to be such a "princess fan", dressed in skirts, wreaths of bristlegrass, and painted with lipstick!

That kind of life caused indelible trauma to Song Xiao's young heart!

He still remembered that when his father came to pick him up, Song Xiao was really crying, crying to the point of breaking his heart, crying so much that the heavens and earth were shaking, and those who heard it were sad and those who saw him wept!The one who was crying was grabbing his father's clothes but not letting go!

Finally free from this hell full of lolicon perverts! !

When he grew up, after those lolicon perverts went their separate ways, under the severe reprimand of his grandfather and the temptation of delicious food, Song Xiao still occasionally went to comfort his stomach, but who seemed to come back today?Song Xiaoyi was dazzled by anger in the morning and had already automatically blocked what his uncle said.

Song Xiao hesitated at the thought of seeing his childhood companion, or would he run away?

"What time do you get off work?"

Wouldn't it be creepy to open your office door and see a man in a police uniform sitting on your chair? !

"This is the morning. As the head teacher, I have a big task, and I can't leave until five o'clock in the evening!" Song Xiao calmly breathed slowly, "I said brother, can you stop playing uniform temptation during the break time?"

"What are you talking about, little bastard!" Xiao Hui hit Song Xiao on the head with his police cap, "I have to go on patrol later, so I'm just taking a break from my busy schedule to tell you, I'll pick you up after get off work at night, don't try to sneak away, You have a criminal record!"

Song Xiao rubbed his head helplessly, his brother didn't take it lightly, "Understood, I won't run away, I'll just stand at the school gate and wait for your uncle's luck!"

"Dead poor! By the way," Xiao Hui leaned closer to Song Xiao and whispered, "What happened to your blind date..."

Song Xiao pushes Xiao Hui and walks out the door, completely out of the attitude that he doesn’t want to hear it, doesn’t want to hear it, don’t force me to listen, and you force me to listen, but I can’t hear anything.

"I'm not the only one who is curious. Grandpa is also very concerned about this matter. You can hide from the first day of junior high school but you can't hide from the fifteenth day. Tell me now and tell everyone at night that you are not alone. ah!"

"You get me out!"

"What, it's not a big deal?" Xiao Hui put one foot against the door, and half of his body appeared in the door again, "There is a little girl in our police station, and everyone told me that they like you. , who is one year younger than you, with a lively and cheerful personality, waiting for the two of you to meet and get to know each other... Ah, don’t pinch your hands, you’re almost broken!"

"Matchmaker Xiao, you'd better settle yourself down before talking about me, bastard!"

Song Xiao slammed the door shut amidst Xiao Hui's screams mixed with curses!

Song Xiao thought he was just a blind date, making a scene like an atomic bomb explosion?Didn't he just never fall in love, never brought a girl home, never had dinner alone with a girl?He is 26 years old and has his first love, who is to blame!Song Xiao thought that when he was in the fourth grade of elementary school, he had a good impression of the entertainment committee member in his class who could dance, so he showed his brother the photos of the class reunion——

"Ah! This is little Song Xiao's party photo, Song Xiao is so cute, oh, the one next to you is a girl, the one with short limbs... what? She is still leading the dance! What are you dancing? Four little swans?"

The boyish flower that will not bloom in the future is broken like this Song Xiao...

Then, in the second year of junior high school, a very cute elementary school girl sent him a love letter. Song Xiaole was full of excitement at the time and showed the love letter to his uncle——

"Hey, Song Xiao received the love letter? Let me see... What does this full article mean I like you? It's really not literary at all. Are you sure this is a love letter for you and not for her to practice calligraphy?" Scratch paper? There are photos! Oh my god, the eyes are almost bigger than the face, this is what I asked you to put on the bed at night to ward off evil spirits!"

The battered Song Xiao...

Finally, in the first year of high school, Song Xiao also noticed the school belle in the second grade when the adolescent hormones were emitting. He won the school belle composition competition and was excellent in the dance competition. A good start, Song Xiao showed the photo of the school belle to grandpa——

"This little girl is quite pretty, um, she has the temperament of a courtesan, she is generous, Ah Xiao, you can't have this kind of girl, she's going to push you down and wear a cuckold!"

Song Xiao wanted to cry but had no tears until he was numb...

When he arrived at university and found that the love experience of the people around him was greater than or equal to one, he suddenly realized that he was already a leftover in the footsteps of young first love.

The various grandpas in the military compound usually have nothing to do. What they like most is to chat with each other about their grandchildren and so on, as a joke after dinner.Song Xiao can already imagine what kind of thunderstorm he will experience when he goes back.

In order not to be disturbed, he hid in the small house he bought for the past two days to heal his wounds, and he ate takeaway for two days that he was about to vomit. When he thought of his grandfather who still loves gossip at such an old age and the soap opera mother who completely inherited his mantle , plus those eight aunts, seven sisters-in-law and nine aunts who watched him grow up...

So many relatives are going to die!

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