Back to the year when my husband was the worst

Chapter 47

Zhou Yai's short-sleeved T-shirt is one-size-fits-all, black, with a round neck, and he always wears that one.

Xu Qingran hung up his clothes, squeezed out the shower gel, and spread it all over his palm leisurely.

Yam smell.

Zhou Yawei.

As soon as he sniffed, he felt the smell of the tide in the nasal cavity, the smell of the person who was holding me just now, ah, the smell of sweat.

Xu Qingran turned on the shower and took a shower for 5 minutes before suddenly remembering that there were no towels and nothing here.

There was a sudden knock on the toilet door, and a smiling voice came from the door.

"Do you really not want my help?" Zhou Ya leaned on the door and knocked repeatedly, "How about I rub your back?"

Xu Qingran was startled, and suddenly turned to look at the door: "...don't."

"Then did you clean it yourself?" Zhou Ya smiled, "You can't see it from behind."

"Get lost." Xu Qingran said.

Zhou Yai said in a low voice, "Okay, throw it away when you're done using it, I might as well be a masturbation cup."

There was the sound of splashing water, and the voice outside was indistinct, so Xu Qingran couldn't hear it clearly.

After a while, Xu Qingran was still wiping shower gel on his body, when the door behind him knocked again.

Zhou Ya asked worriedly, "Do you really don't want my help?"

"Fuck." Xu Qingran turned on the water volume a bit more, "Don't say it's like what we did!"

It was just a fight, and what Zhou Ya said was like his leg was fucked off, Xu Qingran was speechless.

"Didn't you do anything?" Zhou Ya repeated, knocking on the door and curling his lips, "Brother Ran, do you want to do something else?"

"No." Xu Qingran glanced down and glanced at the door.

The water was poured into his mouth, and he spit it out after rinsing his mouth, feeling that he was quite pure-hearted.

Knowing that Zhou Yai couldn't see it, he still put on a gentleman's expression and repeated, "I don't want to do anything."

"Oh, I'm so unattractive." Zhou Yai casually teased him, and then changed the topic, "The soundproofing of the dormitory is not very good, Brother Ran."

"...Ah, of course I know." Xu Qingran washed off the foam and wiped his body casually with the changed clothes.

Zhou Yai: "So you have to endure in the future..."

Before Zhou Ya could finish his sentence, the toilet door opened, and his husband looked at him expressionlessly, his hair was dripping, and the shoulders of his T-shirt were wet.

"You," Xu Qingran stretched out a finger to poke him, "Are you in such a hurry to take a bath, tell me earlier, I'm not waiting for you."

I don't know if the tips of the beautiful ears were washed or rubbed, they are red.

"Yes." Zhou Ya looked at him like this, smiling handsomely, "I'm in a hurry to take a bath, will my husband accompany me?"

"Oh fuck." Xu Qingran looked at him, probably still a little maladjusted, "I really miss the time when you were cold and unconstrained."

As soon as the words were finished, the smile of the person in front of him was instantly restrained like a face changing, the arc was suppressed to the lowest level, the eyes were far away, and the smell of pine and snow came to the face, and when the eyes were parted, they were a bit cold.

Xu Qingran was stunned for a moment, grabbed his clothes and took a step forward, Zhou Jair said coldly, "Is that so?"

Xu Qingran: "..."

Why didn't he realize that Teacher Zhou made such an arrogant expression before?

handsome.

Abstinence.

Want to take a bite.

Xu Qingran did whatever he wanted, rushed forward and took a bite.

"Fuck!" Zhou Ya pushed his face, "Dog Emperor, are you really a dog?"

Xu Qingran used all means to bite people: "I will be a dog for one night for the time being."

Before the lights are turned off, there are footsteps everywhere in the dormitory building. Some dormitory washing machines have problems, and they will go to the laundry room on each floor with their clothes. protrude.

When he came out, the outside had been cleaned up, the sheets and pillowcases were all in the washing machine, the student bed was bald, with an empty mattress on it, and the garbage bag was tied at the foot of the bed.

Zhou Ya turned on the water and said to the outside, "Sleep at your place today?"

"Okay, I'll go back first."

Xu Qingran picked up the garbage bag and threw it out, then went back to his dormitory, took out the spare pillow and threw it on the bed, pushed another empty bed over, dug out the spare sheet and quilt from the last "sick bed" from the cabinet and threw it away go up.

After finishing all this, he didn't know what to think. He sat down at the desk and took a set of papers and put them on the table. Then he remembered the mobile phone that he had forgotten for a long time.

WeChat blocked Xu Mingchen, and Xu Mingchen could only send messages through text messages, except for the first two spam text messages, which belonged to Xu Mingchen.Xu Mingchen posted a lot, the wording was very messy, some nonsense nonsense words, Xu Qingran glanced at them and deleted them all.

After a while, he found that he was still in a calm mood, and the gloom in his chest that started when Zhou Ya stepped onto the roof disappeared at an incredible speed without anyone noticing.

The caring little cotton-padded jacket Longshi took pictures of the questions left by the physics teacher today and sent them to him, saying that these questions are what the class is talking about now.

Xu Qingran looked at the title seriously, and sent it back to Zhou Yai.

There was a knock on the door, and Xu Qingran went to open the door.

"What did you send me?" Zhou Ya wiped the water on the side of his face with a towel, and pointed at a few pictures posted by Xu Qingran. He didn't quite understand what Mr. Xu was doing to send him physics questions at this time, "Physics ?”

"It's a late homework." Xu Qingran said, "Everyone in the group is chatting. I think it's quite difficult. The teacher will talk about it tomorrow."

Zhou Ya nodded: "I thought it was some sweet love words."

"Have I ever told you any sweet love words before?" Xu Qingran asked while pulling away the corner of the quilt and getting in.

Zhou Ya recalled carefully that although Mr. Xu was romantic and knowledgeable, it usually manifested itself in actions, and he seldom had to say anything.

"No." Zhou Ya was extremely disappointed.

There was a set of papers spread out on the table, and the draft paper was also on the side. Zhou Ya went over and took a pen to calculate on the notebook, and scribbled down the basic steps of a few questions. Green burning.

The paper was randomly turned over, and there was a line at the beginning of the paper, which was today's date. That is to say, Mr. Xu took out the paper after entering the door, put it on the table, and then ran to the bed to play with his mobile phone.

deceptive behavior.

Has Mr. Xu lost his mind?

"You uninstalled the forum?" Zhou Ya asked suddenly.

Xu Qingran didn't react at first: "What? Forum? I uninstalled it very early."

Uninstalled after posting that.

Xu Qingran suddenly thumped and turned to look over.

Zhou Ya put down his pen, lay down on the bed while playing with his mobile phone, his abdomen was pressed against Xu Qingran's lap, Xu Qingran happened to see his screen from this angle.

The forum interface has just been loaded, and Zhou Ya has downloaded it again.

Zhou Ya didn't linger on the topic of how to uninstall the forum for too long, he just said: "The forum of the seventh middle school is more lively than the forum of the third middle school."

"what……"

Xu Qingran froze, feeling the pores on her body shrinking nervously.

"Do you often visit forums?" Xu Qingran heard herself asking, "It's all gossip with mixed truth and falsehood, what's so interesting about it."

"Once in a while." Zhou Ya smiled, "Why don't I do the questions to relieve my boredom?"

It's not impossible.Xu Qingran raised his knees and asked again: "Then shall we do the questions?"

"..."

Zhou Ya looked at him.

Xu Qingran was frightened: "What, what's the matter? Have you finished your homework yet?"

"Brother Ran." Zhou Ya raised his eyebrows, "Are you hiding something from me?"

Xu Qingran: "I..."

"Wait." Zhou Ya raised his hand to stop him from speaking, "It seems like someone is knocking on the door?"

Xu Qingran was stunned, and subconsciously looked at the door: "No? Why didn't I hear it?"

"Yes." Zhou Ya put down his phone and went to open the door.

Xu Qingran rubbed his arms: "Aren't you scaring me?"

"Why should I scare you?" Zhou Ya said, "Knock on the door opposite, they might be looking for me."

The sheep put down his hands, leaned against the door with his back, and yawned: "Jia...brother..."

"Brother Jair is already asleep?" Liu Chengyuan asked worriedly, "Let's not bother him when he's asleep."

"What time is it? Why did you fall asleep?" A person next to him said, "I'll send a message to ask."

Four boys gathered at the door, all holding test papers, squatting on the ground like three radishes.

click.

The back door opened.

Looking at the four heads from all angles, it was like four lamps falling on Zhou Ya's face.

"Jai, Brother Yai?" The four heads were dumbfounded.

"Isn't this the emperor's room?" Liu Chengyuan looked at the house number, asked everyone's thoughts, and poked his head to look inside the room.

Zhou Ya let go of the doorknob, moved a step, and quietly blocked the two beds that were joined together inside.

"I went to him to write papers." Zhou Yai paused, "What do you want me to do?"

"Ah, yes." Sheep cheered up and handed over the paper respectfully, "Brother Jair, have you written it?"

Zhou Ya: "..."

Sheep: "This is today's physics problem. It was assigned after the teacher left. You were not there at that time, but we posted it to the group."

Zhou Ya had a strange expression on his face.

Liu Chengyuan scratched his head embarrassingly: "I'm sorry to trouble you at night, but if we can't write it out, we may not be able to fall asleep tonight."

Zhou Ya is still very speechless, are all senior students in No. [-] Middle School like this?

In this way, it seems that the root of Xu Qingran's workaholic characteristic is buried in No. [-] Middle School.

Seeing that Zhou Ya hadn't spoken for a long time, the four called him carefully.Zhou Ya came back to his senses and smiled: "Well, it's written, give me a pen."

Zhou Yai closed the door behind his back, threw the paper on the door, used the door panel as a blackboard, and the signature pen as chalk, to find out the logical line concisely, and only gave an introduction for each step, and let them realize the rest by themselves: "... In this way, in fact, these questions themselves are not difficult. The teacher has taught many similar question types, and the usage is the same, but there is a detour."

After Zhou Ya finished speaking, he looked at them and hesitated for a while: "Do you understand?"

The four heads nodded.

Zhou Yai returned the paper and pen to them: "Then I will continue to write the paper, everyone go to bed early."

"it is good--"

Zhou Ya opened the door, went back, and did not let others see the scene in the house from the beginning to the end.

The sheep murmured in a low voice, "Why do I feel that this word is so familiar?"

Liu Chengyuan lost his focus, wiped off his sweat, and said, "Why do we insist on lecturing in the corridor, it's so hot outside... why didn't Brother Jair call us in..."

Xu Qingran floated to the sink to brush his teeth, smiled with his toothbrush in his mouth, spit out the mouthwash after laughing, and said, "Ms. Zhou is always Mr. Zhou."

Zhou Ya patted him on the head, went back to bed and lay down, got up again and pushed the papers on the table inside.

Xu Qingran wiped his face with a tissue, and heard Zhou Ya say that he would not be a teacher in his life and open a fortune-telling stall on the side of the road.

"Can't you pursue a little bit?" Xu Qingran walked over.

"It's true." Zhou Yai said while pressing the phone, "We should set up a storefront for fortune-telling."

Xu Qingran: "..."

Zhou Ya clicked on the forum interface, flipped through it casually: "Brother Ran, the confession wall on the homepage is gone, I just tried to post one, and it was blocked."

Xu Qingran paused for a moment, and then climbed onto the bed as if nothing had happened: "Isn't that good, the page is full of confessions, and you don't mind irritating your eyes."