Chapter 14
Chapter 14
"Cuckoo"
There is a silver moon in the night sky, and it casts infinite light. Through the paper window, the shadow of a pigeon is reflected on the ground. It pecks its wings with its beak. It’s unfortunate that Bird has to work on a rainy day. Fortunately, the rain finally stopped. Yes, the feathers on the body are still wet.
Yang Ye turned over on the bed and fell into a drowsy sleep. "But I'm dreaming again. The ancients said that I dream every day and dream at night. Could it be that my resentment towards Gray Pigeon has reached this level?"
Yang Ye, who was sleepy, got up unsteadily.The gray dove was very alert, and when it heard the noise in the room, it fluttered and flapped its heavier wings, and hid in the shadow of the pear tree branches.
When Yang Ye touched the window, there was only a silver glow.
At this moment, there was a voice from the other side. Yang Ye squinted his sleepy eyes, and with a sinister smile, he said, "So it's here, don't let me catch you, little pigeon."
He made his way to the door again.
Chef Zhu chose a piece of fat and big hind leg meat to chew on. He didn't pay attention to Yang Ye. In his opinion, not to mention ordinary people like Yang Ye who don't know martial arts, even martial arts masters can't hide from it. Get rid of this colorless, odorless smoke.
With fat hands full of greasy, he pulled out the small bamboo tube with thick and long fingers at his waist, shook it, and smiled, revealing a mouthful of black teeth with shreds of meat in the gaps, which was terrible and disgusting.
The room was pitch black, he must have fallen asleep, he chose a random place on the door to go, and half of the bamboo tube stuck in.
Yang Ye looked at the extra thing in front of him inexplicably.
Round and long.
Half asleep and half awake, Yang Ye searched for similar things in his mind, and finally settled on something that was also round and long—looking glasses.
It turned out that there was still a telescope here, although it was a little thinner, so he approached the telescope with one eye closed and the other open.
From across the door, Chef Zhu smiled contemptuously. It's all over. Later, he wanted to ask Si Niang to eat an extra hind leg, so he blew hard on the end of the bamboo tube.
Chef Zhu is tall and strong. He can eat more than others since he was a child, and he is also taller and stronger than others. Standing in a fight or something is very intimidating.The previous advantage is a tragedy for him today, he happens to be half a head taller than Yang Ye, and the bamboo tube that reaches the height of his mouth directly reaches Yang Ye's forehead.
Dazed Yang Ye wanted to look at the telescope, but he bumped his forehead against it regardless of whether it was aligned correctly or not.Chef Zhu grasped the rhythm well, blowing air at the same time, Yang Ye’s forehead was blocked with the vent hole, the smoke could only flow back, how much force was used when blowing, how fast it finally entered his mouth.
Smacking his mouth, Chef Zhu's last thought was that this incense seems to taste good, no wonder it's so expensive!
Xing Er and Tu Siniang waited in the guest room for a long time, but Chef Zhu still didn't come back, feeling a little uneasy, so he decided to go and have a look.As a result, at the door of Yang Yefang’s house, he saw that he was lying on the ground in an Egyptian pose with a bone in his hand. The door was still intact, and the person inside had finished sleepwalking and returned to the bed, snoring happily.
The second smoke obfuscation operation failed, and Chef Zhu rushed to the street!
Tu Siniang and Xing Er looked at each other, and decided to move Chef Zhu into the room first, so that they wouldn't be able to wake up after a while after the smoke cleared.Just now he fainted three times, Chef Zhu picked him up with one hand and moved him into the guest room with ease.
Now it was Chef Zhu's turn. Xing Er raised his legs, Tu Siniang raised his head, and Chef Zhu on the ground remained motionless.Xing Er gave Tu Siniang a look, signaling her to come over, and the two dragged Chef Zhu into the guest room where he was lying upside down.If he couldn't lift it, he simply put the quilt on the floor and let him lie down. Panting heavily, Tu Siniang scolded: "When the chef wakes up, I will make him lose weight. I'm so tired that my chest is drooping."
Xing Er sat on the ground and said, "Do you think it's possible? Over the years, his weight has only increased and he hasn't lost a catty."
"Then let him eat less, and I don't believe he can't lose weight if he only eats vegetarian food in the future." One sentence cut off Chef Zhu's happiness.
Tu Siniang got back to the topic, "Is that kid really so difficult?"
"It should be because of their carelessness." Xing Er believes in his brother's strength, and will never suffer such a loss in the hands of an ordinary person who doesn't know any martial arts. The only possibility is that they didn't take Yang Ye seriously and were careless , "I'll go this time."
Xing Er stood up and showed his housekeeping skills. This time he will take it seriously, and he will be able to successfully stun that kid.
"I'll go and have a look too." Tu Siniang was afraid that he might misunderstand, and explained, "I believe in the strength of the second brother, so I just watched from the side. If the kid has amazing luck, I can just in case."
Seeing Dian San and Chef Zhu lying flat, Xing Er nodded in agreement.
Afterwards, he was extremely grateful for the decision now.
The backyard hadn’t been cleaned all year round, and the ground became muddy due to the heavy rain in the evening. Xing Er and Tu Siniang found Yang Ye’s window. Xing Er pulled out the rope wrapped around his waist. Barb, if this catches on a human body, it will be ripped apart.
Back then, his second brother had made a name for himself in the rivers and lakes by relying on this five-claw deadly lock, flying over eaves and walls, and now he could finally see his second brother's heroic appearance again, and Tu Siniang was excited.
Xing Er took the rope and drew an arc in the air, and threw it cleanly. Every posture was so beautiful, and the five-claw silver hook firmly grasped and tightened.
There is really nothing to do with the fourth sister. I have admired him so much since I was a child. When he left his hometown, many girls fainted from crying. He still remembers the look of reluctance and attachment in his eyes!Really, a hero doesn't mention his bravery back then!What do you want to do with these!
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Xing Er smiled cruelly, blinding Tu Siniang's eyes.
"Second brother, you are still so powerful!"
"Fourth sister, where are we going now? I'm going up now." Xing Er pulled the rope, um, it's very strong, it hasn't been practiced for several years, and the technique is still so good.
He pulled the rope again, and a series of broken bricks and tiles fell from the sky with a 'crash, clatter' and smashed at him indiscriminately.
The situation is a little embarrassing.
His image for decades was ruined.
Tu Siniang was really worried that Xing Er would be injured, so she asked him, "Second Brother, how are you doing?"
Xing Er's expression was very calm, his heart was broken, and he said calmly with his head full of bags: "The throw is high." After finishing speaking, the five-clawed silver hook also fell, and Xing Er stretched out his hand to catch it.The second time I threw it very accurately, it was hooked directly to the window lattice, which was very firm.
Xing Er's movements were very fast, he couldn't do it fast, his head was hit so dizzy, he just wanted to drag the kid out of the room and beat him up.When his hand just reached the window, the originally closed window suddenly opened.
Xing Er was so frightened that he shrank under the window.
Fed up with the sound of "hee hee soso", Yang Ye opened the window, and there was nothing outside, only a bright moon as big as a disc.After coming here for so long, he didn't take a good look at this world. He propped his head up and looked at the moon, as if it was no different from the moon in his original world.
It's big and round, um, reminds him of moon cakes, I don't know if there are moon cakes for sale here, the small light bulb on his head lighted up again, maybe he can get rid of poverty and become rich here by relying on moon cakes!
Just when Yang Ye was imagining the future infinitely, Xing Er, who was crouching under the window sill, was forced.
Why didn't he go in, did he find out?
Xing Er's feet were hanging in the air, and he was pulling the rope with his hands close to each other to maintain his figure.Very tired, the time passed by every minute and every second, Yang Ye kept giggling, laughing so hard that Xing Er's hairs shuddered.
It has been 20 years since the five-claw life-threatening lock has followed Xing Er, and the two sides have always cooperated tacitly. He cherishes his weapons very much. He takes them out to wipe the dust and sharpen the hooks when he has nothing to do, but after all, he hasn't done it in nearly ten years.The five-claw life-threatening lock that was suddenly entrusted with important tasks, the rope connecting the silver hook was aging, and could not support Xing Er for a long time.
The thick rope was tied up in many small bundles, but now a small bundle was broken, and when Xing Er saw that it was only as thin as a needle, he figured out one thing.
Why did he hide under the window? Isn't he here for Yang Ye?
People are in front of them, but they are hanging in the air, and they are about to fall down.
After figuring it out, Xing Er grasped the window lattice with one hand at the moment the rope broke, and was planning to get lucky and knock Yang Ye unconscious.
Misfortunes always come so quickly and so carelessly. Tired of admiring the moon, Yang Ye didn't even notice the five extra fingers on the window lattice, and closed the window with a bang.
At the same time, there was an earth-shattering sound outside the window. He quickly opened the window and looked down.
Still nothing.
"There seems to be a pit on the ground. Its shape is so similar to the pose of the ancient Egyptians." Yang Ye yawned, stopped thinking about it, and fell asleep on the bed.
The third attempt to climb the window failed, and Xing Er rushed to the street.
After wasting a lot of strength, Tu Siniang finally carried the fainted Xing Er to the guest room. He had never seen the second elder brother cry in such a big age. In the past, the second elder brother was always calm no matter how badly injured he was.Tonight, when the second brother fell down, he directly smashed a human-shaped pit on the ground.
"Second brother, this falling posture is very ecstasy, this posture looks familiar." Tu Siniang heard the sound of the window opening, and immediately carried Xing Er into the side door.
Xing Er was still sober at the time, silently shed tears, choked up and said: "I blamed Chef and Dian San, not because the enemy was too cunning, but because our luck was too bad."
Stimulated by his fingers swollen like five sausages, he passed out.
All night, Guang tossed with that kid and beat her three elder brothers in a row, and she was injured and dizzy.Tu Siniang was so angry that my old lady didn't believe it, she went out in person, even a man couldn't escape her seductive tricks.
The gray dove hiding behind the branch poked its head out, rolling its black bean-like eyes, as agile as a human.It flapped its wings and flew to the opposite roof.
"Cuckoo"
The pear tree in the backyard was very tall, casting a shadow on the roof of the inn. There was a large area of the roof without red tiles, which was caused by Xing Er's accident just now.Under the shadow of the tree next to him, I don't know when a person was lying down.He is slender, with his hands resting behind his head, looking relaxed.The man caught the gray dove that rushed over with one hand and smoothed its feathers.
"Little Ba, you're so good."
The man's voice was as cold as jade hitting a stone, and even the surrounding temperature dropped accordingly.
"Cuckoo"
Shun Mao is so comfortable, Xiao Ba shook the fluffy feathers.
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