037 Immortal
037 Immortal
I looked at Jiu Xiao and said: "Jiu'er is so smart, I know they will use some shameless tricks! I never thought of it. But if they can use it, why can't we use it? Since Tianshitang does all kinds of evil, mortals don't have any objections to them Is it true? Immortals will be punished by lightning when they fight with them, is it possible that mortals can’t beat them? If they are really protected by heaven like that, I want to be a celestial master, go out every day to grab money and drink flower wine.”
Jiu Xiao knocked on my head and said: "You are a girl, you drink so much flower wine!" Suddenly she had an idea and said: "Sang'er reminded me! Although we are gods, no one has said that being a god is a good thing." Be open and aboveboard. Even though the balance of heaven is harsh to gods, it is of little use to mortals. Since Tianshitang is good at calculating, why can't we find some mortals to do it?"
I showed an expression of admiration, which was very useful to Jiu Xiao.
Jiu Yue said angrily: "I don't know which god in ancient times set such an unreasonable check and balance rule. Gods are not allowed to attack mortals. Tianshitang is not among mortals. How can we take advantage of this loophole!"
The prince also promised that he wanted to ease the atmosphere, and joked: "Haha, maybe some god had a romantic relationship with anyone in Tianshitang at that time, so he made such a rule!"
At that time, this joke really revealed an ancient secret.
As soon as the crown prince spoke, Jiu Xiao put her eyes on him again, and said: "Although you let Yue'er take risks for the sake of the common people, I only have this niece, so I have to make a good record of this account! "
Jiuyue immediately hugged Jiuxiao's waist, and said coquettishly, "Auntie, don't blame me and Brother Yirong~ Don't you think I'm fine?"
"What's so good? You..." Jiu Xiao suddenly remembered something, and lifted Jiu Yue up, "You haven't taken off the soul-suppressing clip on your lap yet."
"Ah~" Jiu Yue exclaimed, and said, "Yes, Yue'er is still injured, so please let me forgive you, aunt!"
I said: "That's right, that's right, Jiu'er, you can see that my niece's leg is bulging, it must be swollen, I'd better heal her as soon as possible!"
Looking at Jiu Yue's legs, Jiu Xiao frowned and said, "This leg is very bulging."
Jiu Yue gave me a hard look, and I responded with an innocent look.
Jiu Xiao tore off the fabric on Jiu Yue's ankle, and a little monster inside met her with two round eyes.
"Yue'er is well prepared. In order to help you, brother Yirong, actually stole the treasure from my cave again?" Her knuckles creaked, and I was sweating for Jiuyue.
Jiuyue tore off the soul-suppressing clip hanging outside her ankles, grabbed her ears with both hands and squatted on the ground, and said, "Auntie, I was wrong! I should have told you in advance! I made you worry about me! I'm sorry!"
Jiu Xiao snorted coldly, and said: "Huh, you still have some brains to know that you brought the things in the Ke Zhenhun folder in advance, so I sold this treasure to you, brother Yirong. As an aunt, I don't want too much." , only the food of the people of Qingqiu for a year."
Jiuyue said dissatisfiedly: "Auntie, you are tricking Brother Yirong into hunting for Qingqiu in other places again!"
Jiu Xiaopiao looked over with a faint look, and said, "Why is Yue'er always looking at Yirong Jun before she passes through the door?"
The prince Yirong hurriedly said: "Auntie said that this magic weapon is what I want, and it should be bartered. I will send someone to hunt in Xishan in a few days and send it to Qingqiu for enclosure."
Jiu Xiao nodded in satisfaction and said, "Since that's the case, let's talk about how to use the soldiers you have worked so hard to gather before."
Yirong got up and poured a cup of tea for Jiu Xiao, and said, "Please tell me, Auntie."
Jiu Xiao patted Yi Rong's head and said: "You are a majestic prince of the heavenly clan, why do you want me to tell you? Think for yourself!"
Yirong scratched her head and said, "Auntie said so."
After a long while, he said: "I summoned the soldiers to go this time. They should be defeated by Tianshitang, and they have to throw away their armor and armor and flee in a wilderness. Tell them to relax their vigilance."
Jiu Xiao took a sip of tea, nodded and said, "You can teach a child."
"However, the mortal candidates to be united..." Yi Rong made a difficult decision.
Jiu Xiao smiled and said: "When did you say that you want to unite with decent forces? Ordinary men are used to looking for flowers and asking willows. Even Sang'er just wanted to live a life of drinking flowers and wine every day. Do you think these pious celestial masters are not close to the United States?" Sex? When I was playing in the mortal world in the early years, I happened to know that there are people who use brothels as cover and secretly make a living as killers. As long as they prepare some drugs that make people unable to use mana, pour them into the wine, and we don’t need to do it. It can also make them die without a place to bury them."
"I have some of this medicine, what are you going to exchange for it?" A strange female voice came from outside the door, which really shocked the few people inside.
Although I don't have a deep understanding of the magic power, the person outside can make the three people with high magic power in the door not feel her coming, so he must be a very powerful person.
Yi Rong immediately stood up, cupped his hands and said, "I don't know if the Immortals of the South China Sea have come here, it's a long way to welcome them."
I twitched the corners of my eyebrows, why did this guy say this to everyone?
However, is the person at the door the Immortal of the South China Sea? Hearing this voice, it seems to be a woman.
"Ah~" I let out a cry of surprise, because a sudden gust of wind blew me up, and I was rolled into a soft embrace.Looking up, it was a beautiful woman in Taoist robes.
The white silk in Jiu Xiao's hand immediately flew towards the beauty.
The beauty flicked her hand lightly, and the little figures on the white silk disappeared one after another.
She curled her lips and said: "This Hunxiang Ling is a good thing I gave Huai Sang back then, she is really good to you."
This is the first time I have heard the word "Huai Sang" from other people, and it seems that no one dares to call "Huai Sang" directly.
Jiu Xiao was stunned for a moment, and said, "Do you know her?"
The beauty brushed her hair and said, "We are bosom friends who talk about everything." It's just that the words came out of her mouth, which seemed very ambiguous, as if they had some unspeakable relationship.
Jiu Xiao looked at Hun Xiangling in her hand, and said: "I didn't know she still had contact with the Nanhai Immortal." Then she raised her head and said, "Nanhai Immortal, please let Sang'er down first."
Only then did I remember that I was still held in the arms of that beauty.
The Immortal of the South China Sea looked at me, squinting and said: "This little girl is so cute, if you give her to me, I'll help you destroy the Heavenly Master Hall directly, how about it?"
Jiu Xiao frowned, and flew out of Soul Xiang Ling again, trying to snatch me back, but she lost her strength before she got close.
The Immortal of Nanhai let out a smug laugh and said, "Jiu'er attacked me with a weapon I made, isn't it a bit ungrateful?"
"You're not allowed to call me Jiu'er!"
Hearing these familiar words, there was no doubt that she and Jiu Yue were indeed uncles and nephews.
The Nanhai Immortal smiled and patted my head, saying: "I have lived a long time longer than Jiu'er, and I have a close relationship with Huai Sang, why is she so loud that I can't?"
Jiu Xiao said angrily: "Sang'er, are you happy holding that woman? Come back soon!"
Indeed, when the Nanhai Immortal first hugged me, I wanted to break free, but she didn't know what kind of spell she used to make me unable to move.
The crown prince also swallowed his saliva, and said: "Auntie, after all, this is an immortal from the South China Sea, a god with the same life span as the sky, if she likes Sang'er, it's okay to let her hug her for a while, everyone, don't hurt your kindness."
The Immortal of the South China Sea suddenly touched my body with his hands, which made me break out in a cold sweat.Why do everyone like to touch me so much? Could it be that if you touch me, you can live longer?
"You let her go!"
Jiuxiao's soul, Xiang Ling, suddenly burst into red light, splitting into several strands and attacking the Nanhai immortal.
The Immortal of the South China Sea lit up a fairy barrier all over his body, blocking Jiu Xiao's soul Xiang Ling from the outside, he still tried his hand at me, and finally took out a piccolo.Said: "Which token of love is this for the little girl? Seeing how precious you put it next to your body, it must have been given by your beloved!"
Jiu Xiao put away the magic weapon and looked at me blankly.
Oops!Jiu Xiao didn't know that the Immortal of the South China Sea asked Huai Yuanjun to give me a piccolo.
The Immortal of the South China Sea played with the piccolo, and said: "Yo~ I seem to feel the fairy spirit left by Lord Huai Yuan on this flute."
Jiu Xiao stared at me resentfully, as if I had done something very wrong to her.
I was really wronged. Could it be that the Immortal of the South China Sea had a grudge against Huai Sang, so he took this opportunity to take revenge!What does their kindness and resentment have to do with me?Why do you want to involve me in it!
The Immortal of the South China Sea lifted my chin with his fingertips and said, "Why is Jiu'er so nervous about this little girl? Could it be because she looks a bit like Huai Sang? It's a pity that she doesn't have half of Huai Sang's fairy spirit on her body." I suddenly Feel a steady stream of heat flowing into the body.
Jiu Xiao shouted: "Don't talk nonsense!"
"Jiu'er is [-] years old now, why is he still impatient like a baby doll? Look at your niece and niece and son-in-law watching the jokes!" Nanhai Immortal is probably an idle god who is afraid of chaos in the world.
Jiu Xiao probably knew that she couldn't beat the Immortal of the South China Sea, and she couldn't beat her, so she just stared at that person without blinking and said nothing.
I whispered, "Don't you like Huai Sang?"
The Immortal of Nanhai approached me and said, "Little girl is very smart!"
I said: "Then you really have some brain problems, and you have never seen someone who repairs a magic weapon for a rival in love. It is more credible to say that you like Jiu'er."
The Nanhai Immortal was a little startled, and said, "How do you know?"
I curled my lips and said, "Don't look at whose eyes and brains I look like." Although I don't like Huai Sang very much, but my consciousness has become clearer recently, and I am very amazed at her strength .
Because of the enchantment of the Nanhai Immortal, others couldn't hear our voices, so Jiu Xiao must have been so angry that she was about to jump up.
The beauty in front of her suddenly smirked and said, "Guess, if Jiu Xiao sees me kissing you, will she jump up and scratch me?"
I said blankly, "No, because I had already scratched your face to pieces."
The Immortal of South China Sea pouted and said aggrievedly, "Sang'er is really heartless."
I shuddered, and said: "Quickly put away this disgusting expression." Then said: "You must have come here for business, talk about things, don't do weird things!"
The author has something to say: Jiu Xiao: Won't Sonny explain the piccolo?Really affectionate!
Sonny: Actually, I asked Huai Yuanjun to buy you a gift!
Jiu Xiao: You are trying to laugh at me for not being able to understand the rhythm at all!
Sonny:? ? ?Should I know this? ? ?
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