Chapter 36
Chapter 36
"It's so ugly, so ugly, you don't want to be my pets."
A proud and childlike voice said, and then saw a chubby black figure appearing in front of everyone.Everyone's hands and feet were so frozen that they were numb, only their eyeballs could move, and they all looked at the frightened little Feilong children's shoes.
Ye Erfeng showed a pure and evil smile to the extreme, and then brushed and brushed, everyone's crotch was opened, and then...he put a few dogs in the cave, the rope was tied a little short, the dogs wanted to It took a desperate rush to pull the rope long.When the dog hopped hard, it would gnaw at the only exposed part of those people, the part where the crotch was open...
In an instant, ghosts and wolves were howling in the cave, and Ye Erfeng smiled devilishly, happily carrying his candied haws.Well, that mortal's method is really good, it really relieves the anger, and makes these people feel pain, pain, pain every time they think about doing something bad!Woow, that mortal must be impatient, I want to find him, and there are many, many things to do with him.Ye Erfeng carefully dug out the cheat sheet he made last night, set off fireworks, watched the epiphyllum bloom, then watched the sunrise, gave him flowers, and confessed.
Ye Erfeng bought a lot of fireworks and firecrackers, although, um, the big man who sold the fireworks fainted from fright, but he still threw him a silver ticket.Daddy said that mortals have to use banknotes to buy things, and that mortal likes banknotes the most, and he finds that every time he sees banknotes, he will show a happy expression.So, do you want to pay him all your bank notes before apologizing?Ye Erfeng happily hid the fireworks, and then jumped to look for Ling Lingmo at the Wangxianlou where he had made an appointment.
"Hey, pets are not allowed in, you're blind and didn't look... Wow!" The shop waiter was about to drive this little monster out viciously, dammit, whose owner is so unscrupulous that he actually made his pet have a square head? Is it a dragon, is it a dragon or is it a dragon?However, before he finished cursing, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his mouth, and a fleshy thing came out of his mouth, it turned out to be his tongue!
Monsters, monsters!The corner of the waiter's mouth couldn't stop bleeding, then he rolled his eyes and passed out.
Ye Erfeng felt slightly guilty, that mortal didn't like his use of violence, in fact violence is quite easy to use, saving time and effort, mortals are troublesome.With a wave of his hand, Ye Erfeng put the waiter in his bag, ready to destroy the evidence.After tidying up himself, the people around him have already been scared away by his evil deeds.
When Ye Erfeng walked into the restaurant, there was no one inside, only the shopkeeper was hiding under the counter and trembling.
Ye Erfeng suddenly realized that he missed that mortal very much, so he bounced and flew straight up to the second floor, and saw Ling Lingmo lying there sleeping in the distance.Ye Erfeng frowned slightly, why is he so careless, mortals are very bad, he looks like this makes people want to bully, okay?
"Hey, hey, I've taught those people a big lesson, am I amazing?" Ye Erfeng climbed onto Ling Lingmo's lap along Ling Lingmo's robe, and then pulled his clothes with his claws.
Tear!The clothes are broken.Ye Erfeng's face turned pale, it's too bad, he's going to be angry.Waited for a while, huh?Why didn't this irritable mortal knock him on the head, scold him severely and fine him not to eat?
"Hey, are you angry?" Ye Erfeng asked fiercely.
Ling Lingmo snorted unconsciously, opened his hazy eyes, and smiled brightly.
Aww, Ye Erfeng stared at Ling Lingmo without blinking, so beautiful, as beautiful as Epiphyllum.Bah bah, what a silly metaphor.It must not be Epiphyllum, Epiphyllum is too short, and he and he still have a long time to be together.
"I'll take you to a good place, it's so, so quiet here." Ye Erfeng made an excuse, hey, he hid a lot of fireworks for him to see.
"Let's go." Ye Erfeng licked Ling Lingmo's hand, huh?Why is there no usual sweetness and fragrance?Hmm, could it be that ordinary people are exhausted, looking at the obviously sluggish Ling Lingmo, Xiao Feilong felt a little distressed.The fireworks have been prepared for a long time, maybe he will be fine when he sees the fireworks.Then Ye Erfeng fell hard because he lost his mind.Aww, what a bad luck!Ye Erfeng's head burst into a few nameless fires of karma, damn it, why is the floor of this hotel so slippery?Don't want to live!
"Be careful, why did you fall?" Ling Lingmo walked over sluggishly, Jiang Ye Erfeng sluggishly helped him up, and patted him on the head by the way.
Feeling that something was wrong, Ye Erfeng tilted his head to see Ling Lingmo's weird stiff look.
"Man, are you sick? Why are you always so stupid?" Ye Erfeng stuck out his tongue at Ling Lingmo and made a face. He must be furious on weekdays.
However, Ling Lingmo turned to him at this moment: "Hehe, hehehe."
Hehe, your sister, Ye Erfeng rolled his eyes, and said suspiciously: "Are you really Ling Lingmo?"
"Yes!" Ling Lingmo spat out every single word.
It's your sister!Ye Erfeng's brows were raised upright, and a fierce aura rushed to the sky, he actually... No, maybe it was a joke, that guy was very childish, and he thought he could rule the world with kindness.In this world, words are spoken by ability, and the truth is struck with fists.However, he has always tolerated him, hoping that his heart will always be so beautiful, so he cannot tolerate such deceit.
Ye Erfeng was trembling all over, but his tone was very calm. He looked at the thing facing Ling Lingmo and said: "Is he kidding me?! You must know where he is, tell me quickly, if you let I'm happy, maybe I can really turn you into a human."
However, the answer to Ye Erfeng was only the smirk of the dummy.
A burst of anger almost took away all Ye Erfeng's sanity. With a slight movement of his hand, the light ball of the magic spell grew bigger and bigger, glowing bloody. As long as it hit the dummy's face, he would be wiped out, but Looking at such a face, Ye Erfeng couldn't hit it at all.Why, I am so good to you, why do you want to leave me?Do you know that I have recognized you as my wife, and I swear to treat you well for the rest of my life, why did you leave me, why? !
Yesterday you showed me the spell you learned, how happy I was, I thought you learned it to make me happy, it turned out that you had already thought up a plan to escape.The technique of the magic brush, if you draw a dummy on the painting, he will jump out of the painting and use it to confuse me. Do you think I will be so stupid?Ling Lingmo, I suddenly started to hate you a little bit, come back quickly, don't make me hate you.Ye Erfeng suddenly raised Fang Fang's little head, and let out a huge mourning that shook the sky and the earth.
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