My big goose is not good

Chapter 10

Tang Fengru had no choice but to explain again: "I found this goose at the door of my house more than ten days ago. It was injured at the time, so I picked it up and gave it medicine. I didn't know who lost it. Aunt Liang came to I’ve seen it and said it’s not her family’s, so I’ve been keeping it. So what, Uncle Mao, I’m sorry, this goose is rather fierce, and I apologize to the marshal on its behalf.”

It is common for cats to fight chickens and dogs every day in the village. Although the marshal lost disgracefully, he was not injured. No matter how upset Li Damao was, he couldn't blame Tang Fengru, so he could only laugh and say, "What's the point of apologizing?" Yes, dogs are not as skilled as humans... Goose, who is to blame, you are such a stingy person! By the way, Fengru, have you brought the chicken and eggs I want?"

"Bring it here, wait!" Tang Fengru immediately brought over the two hens and a box of eggs that had been placed under the crooked willow tree just now, "Uncle Da Mao, I will give you the lowest wholesale price, 100 yuan for two chickens , 60 yuan for ten catty eggs, a total of 160, how about it?"

"Okay, then Uncle Mao won't be polite to you!"

This price was 40 yuan cheaper than what the two had agreed on the phone just now. Li Damao's previous unhappiness was instantly wiped away, and he counted the money and gave it to Tang Fengru with a happy face.

Although she earned dozens of dollars less, Tang Fengru was quite happy, and rarely called affectionately: "Goose, let's go home."

The big goose glanced at him, followed him with rare cooperation, and swaggered away like a triumphant general.

The villagers watched one person and one goose drift away, and continued to chat and spank farts.

"Feng Ru actually talks to a goose, it's like keeping a pet, it's really rare."

"What's even rarer is that this goose can understand human speech, it's incredible!"

"That's right, it won't really become a spirit!"

"Even if it becomes a spirit, it's nothing strange. When my father was young, he saw a Huang Daxian who became a spirit!"

"Damn, is it true or not? Hurry up and listen!"

"..."

Since then, the big goose raised by Tang Fengru became famous in the first battle and became a household name in Qingshan Village.

That night, a few villagers even came here to see for themselves what the goose that defeated the marshal looked like.

The big goose didn't feel uncomfortable at being surrounded by people, and was leisurely and contentedly chewing the clean vegetable leaves in the basin.

An old classmate of his, Wu Dekui, who ran a restaurant in the town, said with a surprised face: "Tang Xiaoji, your goose looks really unusual!"

Tang Fengru didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Why is it so unusual? It's not like a goose, and it doesn't have three heads and six arms."

In the past two years, he has rarely heard his nickname. At this time, Wu Dekui called it so abruptly that he almost didn't react.

"You are really ignorant. People's appearances are very different from each other. For example, I am so handsome!" Wu Dekui said brazenly, "There is a difference between a goose and a goose. Look at its tumor, how red it is! Look at its neck." , how long! Look at how wide the wings are! Look at how raised its buttocks are!"

Goose: "Quack!"

Is this guy complacent when he understands it?Tang Feng is like 囧囧 with spirit.

Wu Dekui walked around the big goose twice more, seeming to like it more and more, and said after a long while: "Tang Xiaoji, I'll offer 400 yuan, you can sell it to me, I'll tie it at the door of the store to show business. Anyway, you picked it up, so the 400 yuan is equivalent to your free money, how about it?"

400 yuan?This price is not bad, Tang Fengru was a little tempted, but thought that if the goose left, the mice would definitely come again, so she hesitated immediately, "Dekui, it's not that I don't sell it, the main reason is that this goose can take care of my home and nursing home. Without it, the chicken farm will have rats again. Besides, it is very picky eater and has a big temper, so it is not easy to raise."

Wu Dekui said disapprovingly: "What's the matter? I run a restaurant, and there is no shortage of food. But this thing is not a pet, so you can't get used to it. If you have a bad temper, just starve it twice. If it doesn't have the strength to toss around, it will naturally To be honest..."

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, the goose rushed over, spread its wings, stretched its neck, and chased him viciously to peck him.

Wu Dekui let out an "ouch" and ran all over the courtyard clutching his buttocks.Tang Fengru hurried forward to stop it, but the big goose didn't show any face at all, and turned around to attack him together, making the other villagers laugh.

Later, the deal was of course yellow.In Wu Dekui's words, this goose's temper is not big, but too big, and he doesn't even care about his owner, so he dare not take it, or he will go crazy and drive the guests out of the restaurant with him. It's over.

Tang Fengru was also overjoyed at the time, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore.

……

"Feng Ru, take care of your goose!"

After becoming famous, the big goose obviously began to swell. Since then, it has often wandered into the village, and its high-spirited posture is the same as that of a star going out on the street.

Tang Fengru is usually busy, and doesn’t go out every day if it’s not necessary. The big goose goes out for a walk around the village by herself, teasing cats and dogs, bullying children, and stealing food from other people’s homes from time to time. A tyrant.After half a month, the villagers complained and complained to him.

When her own goose got into trouble, Tang Fengru, the owner, could only carry the eggs to apologize to others, and when she got home, she tried her best to persuade the big goose to be good, and stop making troubles for him.But no matter what you say, this guy will ignore it, scolding won't work, hitting...he dare not, he is really tired.

Li Damao's most face-saving people deliberately called Tang Fengru to express their bitterness: "Fengru, can you stop your geese from passing by my house? The marshal was scared out of his shadow, and the geese on TV will I was trembling, and when I heard your goose quacking outside, I hid in my arms and cried, and the hair on my body fell off in handfuls, almost as bald as me."

Tang Fengru: "... Uncle Mao, I'm sorry, I will lock him in the yard from now on and never let him go out again!"

There was no way, in order to avoid further troubles, Tang Fengru could only ground the big goose and not allow it to go out again.

The big goose was very upset, and it protested by quacking at Tang Fengru by the closed gate.

Tang Fengru was determined not to give in this time, and said indifferently: "Who told you to be disobedient, it's too late to say anything now, and you should stay at home honestly from now on!"

The goose was so angry that it turned around in the yard, kicked over the cardboard box it was sleeping in with a "bang", and scattered the straw inside.

"Hehe, very good, this is your own nest, either you clean it up yourself, or you can sleep on the floor tonight!"

Tang Fengru was also full of anger. Although he knew that no matter how smart this guy was, he was just a goose with feet and no hands. It was unrealistic to ask him to clean up his nest, but he had to show his proper attitude and establish himself as the master. Prestige, otherwise this guy will not take him seriously in the future.

"Gah!" the goose yelled angrily.

Tang Fengru turned a deaf ear and went to the kitchen to cook.

In spite of his anger, he still didn't deduct the big goose's ration at night, but replaced the concentrated feed with a bowl of ordinary crushed corn.It's really hard to be the master for his sake.

However, the big goose didn't appreciate it, and walked over with his head held high without even looking at the bowl of corn dregs.

Hmph, if you like to eat or not, if you don't eat, you will be defeated!Anyway, he will never spoil this guy again!

Tang Fengru used the leftovers from lunch to make simple fried rice with eggs, and then took the bowl to the living room to turn on the TV.

Because he is busy, he doesn't usually watch TV much, and he doesn't follow dramas. He usually watches agricultural channels or lighthearted and funny variety shows.

After turning on the TV, a certain station was broadcasting a report about giant pandas in Sichuan. I saw a few black and white fur balls lined up drinking pots of milk. They were so cute that people’s hearts would melt. Members of the same one by one on the rua.

Turning around, Tang Fengru found the big goose lying on the edge of the living room and watching the picture on the TV with cold eyes. Tang Fengru scolded: "Look at how soft and cute the national treasure is, and then look at yourself. Are you ashamed? You can't choose what kind of baby you will become, but you can at least be good, right?"

The big goose rolled its eyelids, turned around and left the living room.

Tang Fengru shook her head helplessly, it seemed that she didn't expect this guy to change his mind.

After eating, he continued to work on the chicken farm. The second batch of nearly [-] chicks had just hatched for two days, and there were a lot of things to do.

It was around ten o'clock in the evening. Tang Fengru was sweating all over, and went directly to the bathroom to take a shower after coming out of the chicken farm.

In the middle of washing, he vaguely heard some movement from outside, probably the big goose bumped into something, it was really not worrying for a moment.

After taking a shower and coming out of the bathroom, Tang Fengru didn't see the big goose in the yard, and the cardboard boxes and straw under the eaves were still scattered on the ground in a mess, maybe that guy went somewhere to sleep.

Forget it, let it go tonight, and clean it up tomorrow.

After returning to the bedroom, Tang Fengru found that there was a bunch of white things on her bed covered with blue checked sheets.

He also thought that his eyes were dazzled by water, and he stretched out his hand to wipe his face and then looked again, and his lungs almost exploded suddenly.

There was indeed a white speck on the bed, and it was nothing but the big goose, lying on the clean sheets he just changed yesterday, with its head resting on his pillow, sleeping soundly with its eyes closed.

Dude, kicked his own bed over, so he ran to sleep in his bed?

It's really unreasonable!frenzied!Outrageous!

This day is over!

Tang Fengru couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Bastard! Who allowed you to sleep in my bed, get down quickly!"

The big goose was woken up by him, opened its eyelids and gave him a dissatisfied look, didn't move its body at all, just tucked its head under the wings, and continued to sleep.

Tang Fengru was so angry that she frantically said a cruel sentence: "I'll count to three, if you don't come down again, I will... I'll pluck your hair and stew it in an iron pot to eat!"

"three!"

"two!"

"1--"

The big goose finally reacted, stretched out its head slowly, opened its eyes again, opened and closed its bright red flat mouth, and let out a man's voice: "Hehe, Tang Xiaoji, come on."

Tang Fengru: "........."

After living for 25 years, Tang Fengru was most frightened at this moment, and almost sat down on the ground.

no no no!impossible!This unscientific!He must be so angry that his nerves are deranged, otherwise how could a goose suddenly speak human words? !

Tang Fengru took two steps back, intending to go into the bathroom and take a shower of cold water to calm herself down.

Immediately afterwards, a white light flashed, and the big goose on the bed disappeared, replaced by a naked man.

This man has a high nose and thin lips, deep contours, slightly raised eyebrows and the corners of his eyes, exuding an air of superiority; his body is slender and fit, with well-defined texture, like a perfect sculpture by a master, supported by one hand The chin beauty leaned lazily on the bed in a side-lying position.

Tang Feng was like petrified on the spot, unable to move at all.

From childhood to adulthood, all the people he has met in reality and on the TV network are added together, and they are not as good-looking as the man in front of him, but the more this is the case, the more weird and terrifying the current situation is, beyond the scope of his cognition and understanding .

The author has something to say:

Huh, finally changed~

Update early today, thank you for your support, okay~