My big goose is not good

Chapter 31

After returning home, Dahua still looked panic-stricken, circling around in the yard like headless flies, chanting "what to do, what to do".

Tang Fengru couldn't help but said: "Don't turn around, it made me dizzy. I don't think that Jin Lan is like some vicious monster. You two don't know each other. Maybe he really wants to make friends with you." ? After all, the two of you are relatively close in terms of species."

Dahua shook her head in a rattle-drum style: "Even if that's the case, that won't work, as soon as I promise to make friends with him, he's going to fuck me!"

Tang Fengru was choked up by that rude word, "Isn't that just right? Didn't you just see Jin Lan's beauty the other day, and you wanted to make a match with him? Now that he has come to your door, why aren't you happy? "

"I want to have sex with him, but it's me who fucks him and not him who fucks me." Dahua curled her lips, and then made an impassioned gesture, "I'm a big master, with more than 1000 harems, how can I be raped by all of them?" A pheasant is crushed, which makes me face in the future! This is a matter of male dignity, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the up and down are absolutely irreversible!"

"..." Tang Fengru was speechless, "Then you can figure it out yourself."

One sentence made Dahua wilt again, and for a long while he could only say: "I will not go out from today, anyway, Master Yan and Master are here, forgive him, he will not dare to do anything to me!"

So in the next few days, Dahua was like a lady of a rich family, hiding at the door of the house and not leaving the door, and asking Tang Fengru for help at the slightest sign of trouble——Yan Ze didn't dare to look for him, anyway, if something happened to Tang Fengru, Master Yan would definitely not Sitting idly by, so the effect is the same.

Tang Fengru was so helpless, she was almost overwhelmed by his surprise.

However, Jin Lan didn't show up again for many days, and gradually relaxed his vigilance after a long time. Maybe Jin Lan was just bluffing to scare him.

Last time, he was just lusting a little bit, but he hadn't achieved it yet, and it wasn't some mortal hatred. Even if that pheasant really wanted to fall in love with him, he had to weigh the difference in strength between himself and Yan Ze, and he shouldn't die. Stalking is.

Fast forward to April, and on May [-]st, [-] chicks hatched. Tang Fengru took a camera and clicked, and then excitedly posted it on Weibo.

[Fengming Ecological Chicken Farm]: On the 21st day of hatching, the chicks finally broke their shells, aren’t they cute [smile]

Since the first day the eggs hatched, Tang Fengru started to follow up and report, sending a Weibo every two or three days to record the progress of the hatching.Sometimes I post a few photos, and sometimes it’s a short video with a few simple narrations.

At the beginning, basically no one paid attention to it. After more than ten days, it gradually gained some popularity. Every day, I could receive several messages, asking how to raise chickens, and when the chickens hatched. Tang Fengru would answer them one by one. answer.

So far, Tang Fengru's fans have increased to more than 500. Although many of them are so-called zombie fans, he is still very happy. When he has time, he will open Weibo to refresh and secretly see that he has risen again. a few fans.

After the new Weibo was posted, Tang Fengru heated some warm water and poured it into the drinking fountain for the chicks to drink. After more than ten minutes, when she refreshed it, she got more than 30 likes and more than ten comments, reaching the highest level since this month. peak.

[1]: Wow, so many little fur balls, so cute!

[2]: It's so cute, it's not in vain that I've been squatting for so many days [Star Eyes]

[3]: What to do, it makes me want to raise chickens.

[4]: Want to raise +1!

……

[15]: Want to raise +10086!

Surprised and delighted, Tang Fengru liked each of these comments one by one.

Dahua entered the chicken coop, squatted down like Tang Fengru to look at the little furballs, touched this one, pinched that one, and said complacently, "Our little chickens are really the cutest creatures in the world!"

Tang Fengru couldn't help being funny, but luckily Yanze wasn't here, otherwise Dahua's words were clearly asking for a fight.

Seeing Tang Fengru looking at the photos she just posted with her mobile phone, Dahua volunteered: "Master, let me take a video of you feeding chickens. I saw people feeding cats and dogs like this on TV. They said it was the main pet." Interaction, the effect may be better."

This guy is also a TV fan. When he is free, he often watches TV with Yan Ze. Sometimes the two of them disagree on what program to watch-of course, only Dahua can give in at such times. The TV remote control It will always be in the hands of Immortal Yan.

Tang Fengru quickly waved her hand, "It's fine to take pictures of chickens, but forget about taking pictures of me, and I'm not good-looking. If I take pictures of them, netizens will definitely not want to watch them."

"Who said that, the master is obviously beautiful, gentle and virtuous!" Dahua retorted solemnly, "If you were a chicken, I would definitely fall in love with you!"

Tang Fengru squirted "poof", should he be honored, or glad that he is not a chicken.

After Dahua finished speaking, she quickly covered her mouth, looked out like a thief, and then said in a low voice, "Master Yan must not hear this, or I will definitely be beaten."

Tang Fengru couldn't laugh or cry, if he heard you would be beaten, but the reason is different from what you thought.

Dahua urged: "Master, come on, try it, if it doesn't work, just delete it!"

Tang Fengru couldn't hold back his enthusiasm, so she could only say: "Alright then, just record a short section. But what should I say?"

"Just like usual, just say whatever you want."

Dahua pointed the camera lens at Tang Fengru, and then stretched out her hand to direct: "Master, this angle is not good, turn your body a little bit more so that the audience can see your face."

Tang Fengru adjusted her position slightly holding a pot of pre-steamed concentrate feed.

"Master, just smile, don't be so serious, you look the best when you smile!"

Tang Fengru pulled out a stiff smile.

Dahua gestured, "Oh Kai, Ike wake up!" (Ok, action!)

As expected of a ghost, after watching TV for a few days, he can even speak foreign languages.

Tang Fengru became nervous all of a sudden, she didn't know how to move her hands and feet, she stood there for a few seconds, until Dahua gestured to urge her, then he stammered and said, "Hi, everyone, I, I'm here to teach you. How do you feed the chickens?"

He seemed to feel better after the first sentence was uttered. He took a deep breath, tried to calm himself down, and then said slowly: "The first time a chick eats after birth is called starting food. This step is very important, because the newborn Chicks have a weak stomach, and improper feeding time and methods may cause death. Generally, it is best to feed the chicks within half a day to a day after birth, and the allocation of feed is also very important..."

These are all things that Tang Fengru is very familiar with. It was a bit uncomfortable at the beginning, but she became coherent as she talked, and a 3-minute video was quickly recorded.

Tang Fengru asked Dahua very uncertainly: "What do you think?"

Da Hua said with a lot of face: "I think it's crooked!"

Tang Fengru couldn't help but smile, and uploaded the video to Weibo, but still added a sentence with some trepidation: "It's the first time I face the camera, I didn't speak well, please forgive me. If you have any questions, please ask , I will answer for you.”

After posting, he quit Weibo with a certain ostrich mentality, and waited for the next time to prepare his mind before opening it.

Just as I was about to put away my phone, a message came in suddenly.

Xuanzi: "I'm home."

Tang Fengru replied immediately: "Welcome back, I'll be there right away!"

Then he said to Dahua: "Dahua, I have something to go out, so I will leave the chicken coop to you."

"Ok, no problem!"

Tang Fengru caught two chickens, tied them up, put them in a bamboo basket, and walked out of the chicken coop quickly.Just about to go out, I thought it was wrong, put down the bag in a hurry, turned around and ran into the bedroom to get clothes, and then rushed to the bathroom to take a shower.

Yan Ze was watching TV in the living room, and he felt that Tang Fengru was running around non-stop. When he came out of the shower and was about to go out again with the bag, he stopped him: "You are in such a hurry to go Where, deliver it to someone?"

Tang Fengru shook her wet hair like a wet chick, and said excitedly: "My classmate is back, and I'm going to his house now."

Yan Ze thought for a moment, "Is that the one named Liang?"

"Yes, you still remember." Tang Fengru was a little surprised, "I went out first, let's talk about it later!"

Seeing him hurried out the door, Yan Ze frowned unconsciously.

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My little angels, wishing you a happy Year of the Pig, Gong Xi Fa Cai!