My big goose is not good

Chapter 42 Final Chapter + Extra Story

Tang Fengru asked again: "You and Jin Lan are together, what about your harem of more than 1000 little hens?"

Seeing Jin Lan turning her head to look this way with an expression of surprise, Dahua hurriedly swore: "They have nothing to do with me, anyway, we still have so many roosters in our chicken farm, from now on I only belong to Jin Lan is alone! I want to be united with him forever, to live forever, to have a son early, er, forget it..."

Jin Lan's face changed from cloudy to sunny, and she even smiled slightly.

Tang Fengru felt numb when she heard that, and got goosebumps all over her body, "Okay, I understand, you and Jinlan can live a good life from now on."

"Well, I will!" Dahua nodded heavily, then happily ran to Jinlan and hugged him, "Honey, did you hear that, the master agrees for you to stay, and we can be together every day from now on. Together!"

Jin Lan put down the broom and solemnly clasped her fists at Tang Fengru to express her gratitude, then reached out and hugged Dahua back.

Tang Fengru was also quite happy for the two of them, so everyone will be happy.

From now on, there will be four people in the family—no, one person, three monsters, and it will be lively in the future.

During the Chinese New Year, I was still alone, and the yard was still empty. Unexpectedly, the earth-shaking changes took place in the blink of an eye. This is really a turn of events.

While feeling emotional, Dahua and Jinlan hugged each other like glue and kissed passionately, completely ignoring that there was another person beside them.

Tang Fengru: "..."

Really hot eyes.

Forget it, he should take the initiative to avoid it.

After entering her room, Tang Fengru couldn't help rubbing her forehead. The room was in a mess, the quilt on the bed was crumpled up, there were suspicious marks on the sheets, and there was a smell of lust and lust everywhere.

These two shameless chicken monsters!This makes him how to live in the future!Even if it is cleaned, there will be bad associations!

When he didn't know where to start, Dahua realized with conscience, ran over and said shyly, "Master, let me clean it up."

Tang Fengru was speechless, "Forget it, I'll let you and Jin Lan live in this room from now on, I..."

He wanted to say that he was going to live in the warehouse, but Yan Ze came over at some point, and said unhurriedly, "Of course you moved here to live with me, right, Little Phoenix."

As she spoke, Tang Fengru put her arms around his waist without waiting for an answer, lowered her head, and gave him a very natural and intimate sip on his mouth.

Tang Fengru: "..."

Dahua opened her mouth wide, her eyes were red: "Wow——"

"Wow, it's time to feed the chicken."

Jin Lan stepped forward, grabbed Da Hua by the back of his neck and carried him to the backyard.

Immortal Yan's request was irresistible, so Tang Fengru had no choice but to blush and move her things back to the original bedroom.

Yan Ze was about to press him down and make out, when a voice came from outside the courtyard: "Is the boss there? I want to see your chicken farm!"

Business is coming!Tang Fengru quickly broke free from his arms, and responded loudly: "Yes! Welcome!"

Yan Ze secretly gritted his teeth, isn't his charm not as great as a few banknotes, hum!

The guest who came to the door was a small owner of a clothing factory. He came from Yuncheng under the introduction of a friend. During the visit to the chicken farm, he saw Tang Fengru, Dahua, Jinlan and Yanze one after another. The result was more shocking each time. In the end, the chicken didn't bother to look at it, and said in disbelief: "My God, are you really raising chickens, not some idol group?"

Tang Fengru replied sincerely: "Really not."

"That's a pity, you can obviously rely on your looks, why do you have to work so hard to raise chickens!" The man said as he enthusiastically took out a business card from his pocket and handed it over, "I have a My distant nephew works as an assistant to a well-known agent in an entertainment company. If you want to develop in the entertainment industry, you can contact him. As long as you have a professional team to package it, you will definitely be popular! Don’t forget buddies That's fine, let my brother follow along with some light..."

"No need." Yan Ze refused without saying a word, "We are not interested in being celebrities, we only like raising chickens."

The other three nodded together.

other side:"……"

Although the matchmaking failed, this person still bought a box of eggs. After all, there are four handsome men serving him. It is a rare experience, and if you buy it, you will earn it!

Before he left, this buddy said enviously and enviously: "If I look like you, I will be a model and print a set of photos and spread them on the street. My clothing factory will definitely not have to worry about sales. Alas, such a pity……"

While talking, he left with a sigh.

Dahua's eyes lit up, "I think what that person said makes sense, Master, why don't we do it like this!"

Yan Ze hesitated, "Is this possible?"

Jin Lan was thoughtful, "I think you can try it."

The three of them immediately looked at Yan Ze together - it was obvious that this was the head of the family.

Yan Ze had nothing to say: "Then try it."

He himself doesn't care, but if this can make Tang Fengru earn more money, make him happier and live a better life, it doesn't matter if he cooperates.

Tang Fengru was a little at a loss, and had no idea how to implement this matter.

He remembered that he hadn't been on Weibo for two days, so he turned on his charged phone and logged in. He found that there were many more fans. Under the video from the day before yesterday, someone asked why it wasn't updated.

Tang Fengru introduced his real name early in the morning, but the netizens never called him politely, and gave him many nicknames in various ways, such as Aru, Xiaoji, Xiaotang, Boss, etc., but most of them were joking. Call him Xiaofeng.

A familiar ID "Ami is not good" who has been chasing updates since hatching eggs even posted a long comment: "Let me speak out! Yesterday I visited Brother Xiaofeng's chicken farm with my parents. The environment inside Well, it’s like a resort! We were greeted by two very handsome big brothers, even more handsome than that XXX and OOO! My mother stewed a chicken after going back yesterday, it was so delicious, It’s more delicious than anything I’ve eaten before! It’s just that Brother Xiaofeng was not there at the time. I heard that he went out with another big brother who was extremely handsome. It’s a pity. So when will Brother Xiaofeng come back? I really want to Keep watching your videos!"

Followed by a few who clamored to see the handsome guy, but more people questioned the statement that "Ami is not good", and ridiculed that TA was hired by Tang Fengru, and she was the lowest-level one. Xin, it’s just a chicken farm, how could it be possible that all of them are handsome guys, you should be a star talent contest, it’s really black chicken and mackerel.

"Ami is not good" at first he justified one or two things, but later he couldn't stand the cynicism of the crowd, and hid himself very aggrieved.

Tang Fengru was angry and funny at the same time, and replied under the comment of "Ami is not good": "Thank you for your support and affirmation, I am back, and I will update the video later [smile]."

On a whim after posting, he said, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date. How about we record a small video as a promotional video now, what do you think?"

"It's really troublesome." Yan Ze rubbed his hair, although he complained, his eyes were full of connivance.

Dahua and Jinlan immediately responded positively: "Record it, record it!"

An hour later, the Weibo of "Fengming Ecological Chicken Farm" updated a video.

In the video, Tang Fengru stood in a pear orchard with green fruit hanging on the tree and chickens running around everywhere, and said shyly: "Hello everyone. Sorry, I have something to go out these two days, so I haven't updated Weibo. As Compensation, today I would like to introduce the other three members of our Fengming Chicken Farm."

Then Dahua came into the mirror, holding a little yellow chicken pecking millet in her hand, and said with a smile: "My name is Dahua, and I am a breeder of a chicken farm. The chickens I feed are absolutely healthy, nutritious and delicious." , Welcome everyone to buy and taste!"

Then there was Jin Lan, holding a ledger in his left hand, and turning a pen with his right hand with dazzling superb skills, and then said flatly: "My name is Jin Lan, and I am mainly responsible for keeping accounts. However, I am also very good at other aspects."

Finally, Yan Ze.

Yan Daxian didn't introduce himself, but just stood beside Tang Fengru, put his shoulder lazily on his shoulder, and casually asked the camera: "Have you eaten chicken today?"

To be honest, Tang Fengru didn't expect much from this short promotional film that has no script, no line design, and no lighting beautification effects. She just shot it on a whim.It was to set the sight straight, and at the same time give an explanation to netizens who cared about the chicken farm like "Ami is not good", so after posting the video, he put away his mobile phone and went to cook.

Today is a big day worth celebrating in many senses. Tang Fengru cooked a table of dishes and had a good meal with three members of the family.

After eating and feeding the chickens, I was about to make a pot of tea and take a break when someone knocked on the courtyard door.

Tang Fengru opened the door and saw that it was a middle-aged couple with a fourteen-year-old girl.

As soon as the little girl saw him, she exclaimed happily: "You are Brother Xiaofeng!"

No one has called this title in reality, except some netizens on Weibo.Tang Fengru was startled when she heard that, "Are you...?"

"I'm 'Ami is not good', you can call me Ami, I'm the number one fan of Fengming Chicken Farm!" The little girl smiled, her eyes crooked, "Brother Xiaofeng, I saw you The updated video in the afternoon is really great, and the chicken farm will definitely be booming in the future!"

Tang Fengru happily said: "Ami, thank you."

A Mi's mother said angrily: "This girl really said that the wind is the rain, so she insisted on coming here at such a late hour."

Ami's father said: "Excuse me, the day before yesterday we only bought a chicken to try, and it tastes really good, today I want to buy a few more."

Tang Fengru said with a smile: "It's okay, you are welcome, please come in!"

Da Hua and Jin Lan had already received this family once, so they were very enthusiastic about serving tea and pouring water.Although Yan Ze insisted on his own identity, he also showed proper politeness and kindness, coupled with a "terribly handsome" face, which naturally won the greatest favor of the family of three.

Ami was very happy, like a little fan who finally met her idol, and took a group photo with her four big brothers.

Her parents bought three boxes of eggs and four chickens, saying that they would eat some of it for themselves and take some back to send to relatives and friends, filling the trunk of the car to the brim.In the end, she also suggested that Tang Fengru open an online store to sell products, which would be convenient for those customers who are too far away to buy in person. Tang Fengru expressed her heartfelt thanks for this.

In recent years, e-commerce has developed very rapidly, which has caused a great impact on physical stores. It is not that Tang Fengru has never thought about opening an online store, but at that time he only had one person, and he was too busy with things in reality, so he didn't have the energy to do it at all. this.Now that the family has more staff and the business is getting better and better, it is indeed possible to consider opening an online store.

After seeing off the family of three, Tang Fengru went to take a shower and changed clothes, and then opened Weibo after she came out, which was a little startled.

However, in just four or five hours, his number of fans increased dozens of times, and the promotional video posted in the afternoon had [-] comments, [-] likes, and tens of thousands of reposts.The news in the background piled up like a mountain, and the big red numbers dazzled his eyes, and a lot of new news kept pouring in.

Tang Fengru hastily glanced at the comment area, and the netizens were all like a collective beating chicken blood, nympho nympho, screen licking licking screen, crying and shouting to watch more videos, eager to eat (Feng Mingyang) Chickens from chicken farms, scrambling to ask where to buy them.

Tang Fengru couldn't help smiling from ear to ear at the phone, as if seeing countless banknotes flying towards her with wings.

Seeing this, Dahua leaned over to take a look, then slapped her hands and laughed, "Haha, I knew we could do it!"

"That's necessary." Jin Lan said with a bit of pride, "Do you want to open an online store now? I will."

Dahua Xingxing stared at him, and said sweetly, "Honey, you are so amazing~"

Jin Lan smiled and pinched his face.

Yan Ze frowned slightly, seeming a little unhappy.

Well, no matter how lively the Internet is, it has to be put aside for the time being, and coaxing Immortal Yan is the top priority.Tang Fengru hurriedly said: "Dahua, Jinlan, it's getting late, we'll talk about other things tomorrow, you've worked hard these two days, go to rest early."

"Okay, good night, Master and Master Yan!"

Dahua responded, and then entered the room with Jin Lan and Jin Lan.

Tang Fengru touched Yanze's hand carefully, "What's wrong?"

Yan Ze interlocked his fingers with his backhand, pulled him into the room, pressed him against the door and asked, "Is it important to make money or me?"

"Of course...you are the most important!" Tang Fengru replied very wittily.

Yan Ze kissed him as a reward, and then put his hand into the hem of his T-shirt, lingering on his waist and hips with full of lust, "I'll be busy from tomorrow on, the time you spend with me will be Less, so, Tang Xiaoji, how should you compensate me?"

Tang Fengru's face was hot and her legs were weak, she held back her shame and asked in a low voice: "Then do you want to eat chicken tonight?"

Yan Ze's eyes dimmed for a moment, he picked him up, and walked quickly to the bed.

Good luck, eat chicken tonight!

extra episode

[-]. Because of love

On the morning of May [-]th, Liang Jinxuan was about to leave his hometown and return to Beijing. Tang Fengru took advantage of the fact that the family member was still awake, and dragged Huanai's sore body to see him off after a night of love.

Liang Jinxuan was still not reconciled, and said angrily: "Feng Ru, we both grew up together, obviously I came first, why did you betray me?"

Tang Fengru said: "Because..."

"Because of love."

Yan Ze walked forward calmly, wrapping around Tang Fengru's waist as if no one else was there, "Little Phoenix, it seems that my husband didn't feed you enough last night, so you still have the strength to run around."

Tang Fengru's face turned red instantly.

Liang Jinxuan's face turned blue in an instant, and he turned around and got into the car, unable to utter another word.

Yan Ze directly hugged Tang Fengru horizontally and strode back.

Tang Fengru hurriedly said, "What are you doing?"

Yan Ze licked his lips: "Go home and eat chicken, because my husband will keep you out of bed for three days, as a punishment for you sneaking out to meet wild men."

He has been vegetarian for 600 years, and he just started eating meat yesterday, how can he do it in one night.

[-]. About life expectancy

Ever since Tang Fengru and Yan Ze got together, the two of them were as good as each other, like glue, and lived a very happy life.

One day, someone stuffed a life insurance leaflet under the gate of the courtyard. Tang Fengru glanced at it inadvertently, and her heart sank slowly.

He is an ordinary human being who can only live for tens of hundreds of years at most, while Yan Ze is a big monster with a lifespan of at least a thousand years.A few years later, when he gets old and dies, only Yan Ze is left, how lonely and desolate he would be.

Tang Fengru didn't dare to say this to Yan Ze, but just kept it in her heart, pretending to be okay on the surface.But Yanze's eyes were so sharp, he found out that something was wrong within two days, and then forced him to tell the truth with both soft and hard methods.

After hearing this, Yan Ze scolded with a smile: "Stupid! Why do you think I never mentioned this matter? That's because there is no need to worry! Humans and demons can benefit each other through double cultivation. Demons can improve their cultivation, and humans It can prolong the life span. The more double | repairs, the more harmonious and balanced the two parties can be achieved!"

Tang Fengru was both surprised and delighted, "Then how can I cultivate both ways?"

"That's it." Yan Ze turned over and overwhelmed Tang Fengru, and moved his hands deftly and skillfully, "For the sake of harmony, I just eat chicken a few more times for my husband's trouble."

"Ah... um..."

[-]. The so-called "eating chicken"

As the business of Fengming chicken farm is booming, Tang Fengru makes a lot of money, buys a car and repairs a house to expand the scale of breeding, which greatly improves the living conditions.Out of practical needs, he bought mobile phones for all members of his family, and Yanze was no exception.After getting the phone, Yan Ze registered an account on Weibo, using his real name for the ID.

However, Yan Daxian seldom publishes original Weibo, and hardly interacts with netizens. He only occasionally reposts Tang Fengru's post to advertise the chicken farm, with a cold and mysterious image.Even so, his account quickly attracted a large number of fans, even if it was just an ad blog without any emotion, it could still cause fans to scream excitedly.

On this day, Yan Ze reposted Tang Fengru's Weibo again, and fans liked and commented one after another.Someone asked Yanze what he loves to do most of the time, and Yanze rarely answered two words: "Eat chicken."

Now it was lively, a wave of people said that they also like to eat chicken, and asked Yanze which scene he likes the most, which weapon is the most convenient, etc., and even invited him to form a team to play together.

What the hell is this? !Yan Ze looked at the corners of his eyes and twitched, and replied five words: "This chicken is not that chicken."

Netizens suddenly realized that Yan Ze was an employee of Fengming Chicken Farm, so the "eating chicken" must have been literally.He is so dedicated and professional, he never forgets to advertise to the boss!He looks so handsome, how can he be so good!Boss Xiao Tang must have saved the entire universe in his previous life to recruit such a good employee...

Yan Ze was speechless.Forget it, let others think what they like, anyway, it won't delay your "eating chicken".

Thinking of this, Yan Ze couldn't help feeling aroused, put away his mobile phone and walked quickly to the bedroom. Today's "chicken" hasn't been eaten yet.

But how many times do you want to eat chicken tonight, and which posture should you use to eat it?That's a problem.

4. Fengming F[-]

Ever since Tang Fengru appeared in the promotional video with Dahua, Jinlan and Yanze, the four of them became popular on the Internet.Some people nicknamed the four of them "Fengming F4", and the tag immediately became popular. Fans specially applied for super chat for this, and also set up a support club, and spared no effort to wave their flags and call them.

Some people even opened a voting post for Bimei to discuss who is the "top card" in Fengming F4. The number of participants is extremely considerable, and the popularity on the Internet has remained high for many days in a row.

Judging from the number of votes, Yanze is undoubtedly the most popular, Dahua and Jinlan are on par, and Tang Fengru also won the support of many people with his always gentle and amiable image like the big brother next door.

Many film and television agents of star companies heard the news and offered sky-high prices to sign Fengming F4 and turn them into a new generation of idol groups, but they were rejected without exception.

If this path doesn't work, change it.Some people try their best to contact someone in Fengming F4 in private, if they can't sign four, they can sign one, and they can be packaged as high-quality idols based on their personal conditions.However, these people also all failed.

Many people find it difficult to understand that being a celebrity is a great thing to gain both fame and fortune, and countless people can't get it. The money they earn from shooting a random advertisement is probably worth the income of a chicken farm for a whole year. These few people Why are you so brain-dead?

To this end, Tang Fengru specially recorded a video, and the four of them made a deafening announcement to the public: "We only love raising chickens, and we are determined to make this business the best and strongest on the surface. We will focus on raising chickens for 100 years without wavering!"

Since then, the business of the chicken farm has improved to a higher level.

The author has something to say:

At this point, this article is all over, and the big goose and the little chicken have lived together happily ever since.Although this article is very cold, I still want to thank the little angels who have been following the article, okay~

The next article is ABO, and it is currently being archived. It is expected to open in March. Please save it with your fingers, thank you!

Copywriter:

As the leader of Trash Star, although Luo Meng is an Omega, he can still manage a bunch of big and three rough Betas in a submissive manner.

Suddenly one day, a meteor streaked across the sky, and with a "swoosh" it dropped a scarred man, an Alpha exuding a seductive aura.

Luo Meng, who has been a vegetarian for 18 years, has green eyes, and he can take a bite while riding on Alpha.

Bah, poisonous!Luo Meng was dizzy, his face was on fire, and something was wrong with him, so he abandoned him angrily.

Alpha staggered up from the trash, wanted to run after biting me, it's not such a cheap thing.

……

After the war, the dust settled, and the media of the Empire announced joyfully to the people of the entire empire:

"Congratulations! The empire's No. [-] diamond prince, the invincible noble crown prince, finally found his true Omega!"

"He is as beautiful as a flower and has a good temper, with a delicate body and a soft body that is easy to push down!"

"He can go to the kitchen and go to the hall, and his butt is so big that he can give birth!"

"He is good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and he is impeccably virtuous and virtuous..."

Luo Meng was furious, picked up a stone the size of a sand bowl and threw it from a super long distance, and the giant LED screen on the square shattered with a crash, "I'll fuck you, your honorable Crown Prince may not be able to beat Lao Tzu!" Woolen cloth!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince next to him frowned: "Honey, why don't we compete again tonight?"

Luo Meng raised his head: "Come here, whoever is afraid of whom!"

——No matter what the result of this competition is, one thing is right, that is, the crown princess is indeed very fertile, and the imperial family of eight generations of single inheritance finally does not have to worry about the issue of the next generation of heirs.

***Reading guide: ABO world view, with two settings, having children, careless and pure man O Shou VS small belly and chicken-hearted girl heart A attack, brainless and joyful text.