Anecdote Book of the Second Division of the Special Administrative Office

Chapter 4



Chapter 4

My whole body was petrified, but fortunately Li Baole let me go after two sucks.

I stared straight at Li Baole, "You, Li Chu, you, what, you, you, me..." Li Baole licked his lips and said solemnly: "Just one psychedelic drug, I'll take it first , and then transfer the breath to you, it's all for the case, don't think too much."

I was full of question marks, "For the case? Huh? Oh yes, it is for the case.

No, if you break a grain and give me half of it, wouldn’t it be enough?Am I thinking too much?No, this, why am I thinking too much? "Li Baole stretched my arm and turned back to the small alley. My tongue was still numb, and I couldn't keep up with his devilish pace.

When the little ghost saw the two of us, he couldn't help but cry. This medicine is quite effective, it seems.

"Dad, Mom, woohoo, why don't you want me? Woohoo, I was so scared in the hospital, where did you go? Woohoo, I miss you every day! What did I do wrong? Is it? Woohoo."

Li Baole squatted down, put his arms around the kid, and said emotionally: "Good boy, mom and dad didn't want you, we both had an accident in our hometown, we were hit by a car, and then lost our memory, and can't remember where you are up.

We have been looking for you all these years, be obedient, you go first, mom and dad won't live for a few days, when we die, we will reincarnate together, and we will still be your parents in the next life. "

"Father, Mom, I'm sorry, I blamed you all wrong, woo woo woo, I knew you wouldn't want me!" The kid and Li Baole hugged each other and cried, I really admired them from the bottom of my heart, one dared to say, One still believes it.

If you say you can do it, you can do it, but if you don’t accept it, you can’t.

It seemed that I had to end up in this situation, but I pinched my thighs twice, but I didn't squeeze out a drop of crocodile tears. I could only dip my fingers in some spittle and wipe it on my face twice.

"Son, my good boy, you miss me so much!" "Mom, woo woo woo!" The kid cried and threw himself into my arms, and Li Baole took advantage of the opportunity to hug me and hugged me into his arms.

This fucking is also for the case?Why do you always feel that something is wrong?After the little ghost cried enough, he made another unreasonable request, wanting to go to the playground to have a good time.

Li Baole agreed without even thinking about it. It was useless for me to wink at him for a long time. Ever since I was a child, the place I hated the most was the playground.

Because I've never been there.

No one accompanied me either.

Li Baole was still driving the car to go to the amusement park. I sat in the back seat with the little ghost, and the little ghost kept kissing my face, which disgusted me enough.

I think I need black sticky rice again.

In the crisp autumn weather, there are not too many people in the playground, but they are not too few.

No one can see the kid, everyone can only see me and Li Baole, two 1.8-meter-high silly guys, holding hands, playing with bumper cars, carousels, pirate ships, and magic flying.

If this goes on like this, if he doesn't ascend to heaven, I will ascend to heaven too.

After playing all this, the little ghost wanted to take a selfie again. Li Baole took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the three of us. The little ghost in the camera was so happy that I lost my eyes.

Why?I didn't even know I was so successful.

Of course, the photos left in Li Baole’s phone don’t include the kid, just the two of us.

After playing all afternoon, I was so tired that I was dying. When it was dark, the kid said that he was satisfied and could go to the underworld to report.

Thank God, thank you, ancestor, you are finally willing to ascend to heaven.

Li Baole squeezed a magic formula with both hands, and only after reciting a few mantras, a man in a black suit suddenly appeared from the ground.

There was a burst of blue light in the palm of the man in the suit, and the little ghost was captured by him, and his thin figure disappeared without a trace.

The man in the suit handed over a business card, and said with a smile, "Hi, you two. I'm the clerk in charge of this area during the rainy days. Please give me your advice."


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