mousepad-d2 Chapter 28
Chapter 28
I was talking all over the mouth, hype, and then the two of us walked into the haunted room, Li Baole opened the window, and squeezed the little ghost lying outside.
The little ghost is male by visual inspection, looks like a teenager, wearing summer short sleeves and oversized pants, staring straight at Li Baole, "Can you see me?" Li Baole frowned: "Say, why are you scaring me?" People?" The little ghost was about to cry with his mouth curled up, "I didn't scare people, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm going to starve to death.
Their family eats delicious food every day, and they don't even give me a bite. They are too rich to be fascinated by them. "
Li Baole said to the little ghost: "You are already a ghost, you can't starve to death, what are you doing?" I'll go with you after a good meal!" I was so happy that my cheeks ached, "It's okay, it's okay, little brother, you can order whatever you want, you can eat whatever you want, let's go, brothers will take care of you."
The little ghost "cut" and said, "Who's the little brother? I've been dead for 20 years."
I raised my hand and slapped myself on the mouth, "Hey, you said this is a big deal, it's because you haven't been dead for 40 years, big brother, if you've been dead for 40 years, I still have to call you uncle (pronounced as farewell)."
Li Baole became annoyed the more he listened, "That's enough, don't talk nonsense, you starving ghost, get on him quickly, I'll take you out to eat."
I put my hips on my hips and shouted: "Hey? Why do you want to fuck me again?" Li Baole raised the corner of his mouth and smiled for a second, "If you don't want to fuck me, why don't you fuck me?" "Hmph, thankfully I was prepared."
After I finished speaking, I took out a folded cardboard figurine from my pocket, bit my finger, and dripped a few drops of blood.
Then I picked up the little ghost, sucked it mouth to mouth, sucked it into the mouth, and then spit it on the paper man.
The little ghost had a body with a high degree of simulation, and couldn't help howling with excitement. I took off my coat and put it on him, and walked out of the room with my arms around him.
The resident couple listened to Li Baole's instructions and stayed in the bedroom obediently. I said a few more polite words to them, and together with Li Baole, we left the community with the little ghost who had been trapped on the window for 20 years.
The kid’s requirements are not too high, so he just wants to eat a meal of sheep and scorpions. I happen to be in urgent need of nourishing the kidneys and strengthening the yang, and I am so greedy. The three of us rolled up our sleeves and worked hard. Our mouths were full of oil.
The little ghost got drunk, recalled the past, cried for a while, and laughed for a while, "I didn't pass the college entrance examination that year, so I failed the exam and didn't go to school. When I couldn't think about it, I drank dichlorvos in the room.
I have been studying at the base of the window since I was a child, hahaha, who would have thought that I would not be able to go anywhere in the end, I could only lie there and stare blankly, after my parents moved out, someone moved in again, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I can't take it anymore, haha, I just want to eat, why is it so difficult? "Li Baole was stunned and speechless. I couldn't help scolding the kid. I have to educate him well. Do you think it's easy for me to be an educator every day?" Tell me what you are doing?If you fail the exam, you will fail the exam. If you fail the exam next year, it will be over. Why are you committing suicide?I was only [-] years old in the college entrance examination, did I commit suicide?I'm still alive and well, right?People have to think about it, do contented people always be happy?Being alive is more important than anything else! "Li Baole sighed, "Deputy Shen, you are a shameless, skinless, lifeless thing, don't talk about it, you can't stop your mouth even if you eat it." "
The little ghost cried with red eyes, "Brother, you are right, I am so stupid, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" He said, "This child, if you can't speak, just say a few words, no one will treat you as dumb."
Li Baole lowered his head to hold back his laughter, and I poked his arm, "Hey, Li Chu, just laugh if you want to, don't hold back, it's easy to get hemorrhoids."